Too Hot To Handle: The Worst Dating Show On Netflix

yes, sweaty boy, hot sweaty knees, weak arms, heavy Netflix, once a bastion of original content that offered viewers and creators alike a respite from traditional media tropes, is now a traditional medium, you know, as the saying goes, you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself turned into a

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, why take the risk of creating high-quality programming when you can just get views? That's a good question, in fact this video is now about five minutes long. Just kidding, but it's like today. We're talking too hot to

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I'm sorry, what is that? They all have twists. Look, we all will be a few weeks ago. I talked about Love is Blind, which is another dating show with a twist. people get engaged without seeing each other, that's crazy, it really captivated the masses for a second, now the masses have gotten too hot to

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it, madly taking another page off Netflix's dating show by preventing its contestants from using a different one of the five. feel their sense of touch sexually anyway, no kissing, oh six, okay, because they must be running out of senses to remove them from dating shows right now, like tuning in next summer for Flavor of Love.

Sorry, that's already a show and has nothing to do with taste missed opportunity if you ask me how about love sucks in the summer of 2021 10 singles who depend on their sense of smell forced to live on a garbage island in middle of the Pacific Ocean where your gunk olfactory senses are going to do what when they find love in their noses to guide them I want to soften but is it garlic or will they be useless? Eyes and ears avert normally I use my pheromones to attract a mate, but now it's more like a fish. find out next summer if love sucks, I'm excited about that, but I guess in the meantime we can talk about "too hot to handle." I mean, I put this whole video together and everything, apparently, the people in "too hot to handle" auditions, three thousand people to be on the show which is great because they chose B, the ten horniest people on planet Earth, our singles sexy girls are hot, horny and completely clueless, these sexy little dolls think they are on a normal dating show, but no, they think they are going to spend the entire summer on a beach and get tons of followers on Instagram well, breaking news time, people, reality, look at this, they're just there, but they can't kiss, so it's hard, they want a kiss, they want to kiss, they want to knock boots, but if you do that, it's going to cost you.

Because there's a hundred-thousand-dollar reward for the city's smartest guy who might make it out of this rodeo. Unfortunately, there is nothing Western about the show. I became a cowboy for a second. I don't know, Mandy, the actual premise of the show isn't very clear. To be honest, they don't really give the rules, there is a hundred thousand dollar prize, but it's not clear if that's a word for one person, several people, a couple, whatever, the only thing they really tell us is that will give to people. who show the most growth in this challenge, which isn't even true, give this whole spiel about how dating apps have made it harder to build genuine relationships.

They said the same thing and love is blind. Your worth is often judged solely by your dating app photo. I guess Netflix really hates dating apps. The question is: in a world without sex, will they form deeper, crueler connections, so the show? It's pretty clumsy with its premise, it leans a lot on the fact that they are contestants or commitment-phobic. 3 through relationships only care about sex and have apparently never had a genuine connection in their lives. I have sex every day and it's never with the same guy. Girl, I still don't believe these are real people.

I feel like the producers are behind the scenes telling them to say this what I'm most proud of is my penis, that's what you're most proud of, you'd think you'd choose me. I don't know something you have control over or something you worked for and achieved, but hey, I don't know, maybe he was born with it, maybe it's Mabeline. Hello, wild conspiracy theories so they could make it look like they grew up a lot. at the end of the show, when in reality they were probably normal people to begin with, the beginning of the show is like these horned dogs arrive on the beach and for 12 hours they are not informed about the rules of the show, so you're like OMG .

I'm doing some Bonin this summer, but uh-uh-uh we're told about the twist and it's revealed that the show is hosted by an artificial intelligence/setmaker named Lana. I'm not. Not Lana. I'm going to let these cool kids have their way and she's got eyes everywhere thanks to her state-of-the-art military-grade surveillance technology and definitely not the reality TV camera crew that's filming the contestants at all times. of the day, no, that's how it is. It's definitely Lana Lana, we will be observing our horny guests in the wild and she will secretly collect personal data before setting the sexual ban.

Personal details make it look like Lana is going to steal her identity. You don't have to like her. secretly discover information about them, they gave you all their information when they auditioned for the show, so in addition to being introduced by a quiet desire, Alexa, hello, the show has another disembodied voice, it is a narrator who serves to pretend to be our friend and joke. contestant expenses I woke up Chloe this morning and I'm thinking hashtag gross price shiny hashtag not followed, no, if you've seen the circle, it's exactly like that disembodied voice because they're both part of the Netflix reality show starter kit, which means I stole it from love.

I like the boiler alert. By the way, I'm going to say if things were too hot to handle because I don't think it matters and I'm making this video for myself, but don't worry. I'm still going to want to watch it, I think so, so don't worry because the show begins with our contestants arriving at the beach, which, by the way, is in Mexico. I don't think it's mentioned in the show itself because the show doesn't say anything. First, nothing, we have Chloe, who's British and she's 20, so I'm like, yeah, of course, she's commitment-phobic, Swiper or whatever, she barely finished high school, the other thing about the show and a lot of reality.

TV shows are if they reduce someone to liking a singular trait or characteristic and Chloe's is that she is dumb. I'm not the brightest spark and in the book it's something that both the narrator and Chloe mention regularly on the show and edit out every scene she appears in. To make her look silly, she's actually not that small. I just mentioned that other contestants say dumb things all the time, so whenever you want, the word is like a sign of hope, the loophole, but when Chloe says it, that's dumb Chloe. Chloe, her brain is broken, although she won't be alone for long because right now our next contestant is coming up, Charan, he's spelled like Sheeran's bull with an extra R, so he's wrong.

I'm sure I bought it with Geron. The t-shirt rate is that she is a feminist. I'm a feminist yes, just kidding, he has a giant penis, remember, I give the man some credit because he studied Women and Gender Studies for all the wrong reasons, if you really pay attention, you get the blueprint on how to choose a woman, from Anyway, more talk about how big his Johnson is is unrelated. I have this photo measured next to an air freshener tuning in what exactly is this supposed to accomplish why is it wise spring Febreze while talking about his penis he looks like he just pooped Chiron enters Haley a sorority girl from Florida here our unique feature is that she sucks, she's mean and she hates everyone and everything is great, I hate it.

I still don't like these people at all. I'm glad they know I know him so they can stop bothering me. He actually stops talking to me, although Haley has an additional trait: she has a tattoo on her back in a language he doesn't know, and she's still in college, so she's also very young, but she's so commitment-phobic, Come on, Haley. white 21 you should be married by now what are you doing lady thank God? Lana found you girl she looks like me. I really like that and you will kiss girls as long as they look like you.

Well, sign me up for a car. Sure because this show is progressive. I don't have a driver's license as you can see no one is wearing clothes because they are at the beach I guess they never went in the water and they are making fun of Matthew because he is the only one. one in clothes sitting at home this guy is totally chill, very chill, in fact he's dressed for winter, he's not the winner, he's wearing a t-shirt, this is just my swag man. Next up is Harry who is Australian and the annoying trait about him is that he really wants a catchphrase Thanks Lana you know any little possum who reeks of IBM like Kourtney Kardashian Kendall I hit him with hello my little butter chicken.

I think I'm quite cheeky and I'm a bit of a cockatoo, we just say a word like super loud in a crikey bar and then boom the girls come like come on come on guys across the street you say crikey in the rocky club and then the girls come and the you invite to brunch, ladies, why don't we meet tomorrow at 11 a.m.? for some eggs rancheros there is also David, the sensitive and soft boy next door who is chiseled in stone, how do you describe the princess with British knights? Yes, there are a lot of people on this show.

Nicole is there too, she is Irish and there is Kells, who likes to exercise. and she puts in how many people she's been with in terms of how much she's played FIFA. The destiny will be for a longer time. Everything is going well, which is something we don't know as an audience. I don't know how much FIFA I've played to kill you, it's a lot of our little one, less than a thousand projectiles, he is the program's counter. I'm the one who breaks the rules, so he has no accounting experience, but it's a nickname he gets because he cares. not lose money, what you would think is that you think everyone would want to win the prize.

There's Rhonda and Rhonda's introduction is pretty boring. I would qualify myself, I would say attitude, but I know for a fact that she is not boring based on the details that are revealed. Later in the show, so I'm just saying that now so we can come back to this later and be really confused. This sexy girl with a body is Francesca and she is the Kardashian of the group, except she is Canadian and that is the only difference I found. Usually people enter the show to gain Instagram followers, but Francesca already has 300,000 Instagram followers and is an Instagram model.

I have three hundred and ten thousand followers right now, so don't waste your time. Last but not least, we have Matthew, who is the black sheep of the group because he is different from the rest of the contestants in almost every aspect. To start with, he is wearing beach clothes. I love the commitment to the look. In this heat, he is wearing a veil so everyone makes fun of him. Is it something religious? Everyone on the show is literally arrogant sometimes, but Matthew likes to show his spiritual superiority over the group. I am a deep thinker.

I think a lot about everything based on how he looks and the way he talks. Everyone calls him Jesus. From the first moment, I don't know the moment he appears on the screen, he seems like a bad actor playing a hippie and a Geico commercial. None of the elements of his character fit exactly. He was on America's Next Top Model. For the love of God, don't worry about Matthew being better than everyone else in the group because he sucks too. I have often joked about spreading my seed and simply rolling the dice of my genetic makeup with different women and races around the world.

If these people seem like cartoons and caricatures, it's probably because this show is based on an episode of Seinfeld, too hot to handle claims intended to determine whether abstaining from sexual contact makes it easier to build meaningful relationships or, well, temptation is too hot. handling that is like the premise and stuff, so how did you get people to form meaningful relationships? It's a temptation too hot to handle too yeah, in fact I'd say the show didn't know where it was going, it feels like they're coming. He conceived the show's premise by spinning a giant wheel of Netflix reality TV ideas and just stopped there, the pacing is all over the place and concepts and rules are introduced at seemingly random times considering the show is only eight episodes long. as a member of the audience.

I felt disoriented as to what was going on, so I was forced to focus on the pretty people who made Kissy Kissy, the main driving force behind "Too Hot to Handle" is the relationship between Harry and Francesca, maybe They drive the show because their two naughty little possums. we just can't get enough of breaking the rules Francesca is a naughty little possum maybe they take the rules of the show and throw a big steaming Dookie at them now that's what I call too hot to handle when there's drama of any kind. In itshow it's safe to say that these two lovebirds are involved in some way.

Harry and Francesca are the first to break the rules the morning after they find out about the rules. I think at least the program was never clarified. How long has it been? Nobody knew how. How much this kiss was going to cost everyone, but no one really learns how the prize works, which is a major problem in general if it's something we're supposed to care about as soon as the rest of the group finds out that Harry and Francesca cost three thousand dollars for a single Harry takes the opportunity to throw Francesca under the bus immediately Lucas - uh because she said frankly to shoot he said I kissed him, yes, ladies first, I guess you can say chivalry is dead.

I will kiss you and then it will continue and no one will come back. Faced with that little Australian Shepherd, Francesca launches an evil plan to waste even more money because everyone is angry about the money they lost, so the way to make it better is to lose more. It's basic arithmetic. I would love for us to lose everyone. Haley used disturbingly. to Francesca's plan even though they don't look alike and that was supposed to be a problem for her. Wow, our contestants are already growing so much to keep up with the growth of everyone in the rest of the house, besides Haley, they do these workshops that are supposed to help the contestants on their personal journey, but make no mistake, they are sexy.

The first is a shabari workshop, which is a Japanese form of slavery that I can only assume helps people bond anyway. Harry and Francesca are paired. and they're not on the best terms right now if you're not feeling it, but Francesca is finally able to release some of her frustration by tying up Harry like the naughty little possum that she is. Success in the workshop also kills the bound Hayley. and I started carrying it like luggage and that's uniting, there's definitely an aura and energy and a frustrated tension in this place. I'm starting to look at the fish, how long exactly have they been?

These weeks on the show passed like seconds and minutes. because that's how television works, but we're given no other clues about how much time has passed, so it's impossible to relate to the characters about what they're feeling. I'm not going to lie, I like this weird tingling feeling downstairs and I'm like, oh, come on, calm down, big guy. I have a sneaking suspicion that the producers don't want you to know that they only filmed for a month, so you assumed they were there longer. I'm sure there are a lot of people. Who wouldn't find it difficult to abstain from sex for a month, but sex and love addiction is a real thing that real people struggle with and it would be a totally valid and interesting conversation, but the show isn't interested in having it. .

Instead, Chloe gives. We, Jim, this whole experience is so deep that we are in sexual rehab yeah, yeah, without mine, yeah, Chloe gets it, open your third eye. I just want to hear Chloe describe other things in terms of sexual rehabilitation, this whole dinner is so deep. Man, it's like sexual rehabilitation for women, but without a mouth. Terry and Francesca aren't the only ones who find love in paradise. Sharon and Rhonda also get along well. These two sexy Singletons are off to a hot and heavy start, but Sharon is a bit of a boy. Oh my god, it's not like we've made a name for ourselves, but sex is like brushing your teeth, you can't talk about feelings, it's just not what guys do.

Charan is not able to open up. I don't know if he'll necessarily be the one I want. he will be until David and his ass-looking action figure come into the picture. He shows Rhonda that men can be sensitive to buying a modification everywhere. Rhonda would like to cry and stuff. What can I say? We are in an emotionally vulnerable cage. Sharon gets jealous. because Rhonda takes David's sensitivity and then she approaches David to be like bro code WTF and stuff, you're obviously cheating on me and then David will be sure that if he listens to the feelings in his abs, David will back off and Chiron.

He's allowed to be the partner Rhonda deserves and Chiron listens to David when he tells him to open up because David is a man, so they squash the beef and do what all brothers do when they resolve a conflict and celebrate a mutual erection. Chiron and Rhonda. stay together for the rest of the show, but not before racking up a sixteen thousand dollar bill for an easily forgivable handkerchief, we've lost money, but on the other hand, I've seen massive career growth for guys, clap your hands, dude, because? No one seemed to care about losing money and taking it there forming a connection, but like it was too hot to handle, they failed, they failed the test?

It's a third episode, this guy shows up and he sucks, but he's supposedly the ultimate womanizer. The time I had sex was at the hotel last night. I mean, no, you shouldn't judge, you didn't want to settle into your hotel first. I'm sure the flight was long, but that's okay, Brice looks like some boat shoes making love to a tanning bed. I probably talk about sex every day, none of it seems real. You know, people have so much confidence in the show that it seems like the producers make them say that B thinks I'm a sex icon, so Brice is kind of a band of bad musicians. kid but women love him supposedly no one on the show loves him but I guess outside of the show he could date any woman he wants, meanwhile in the main character's land Francesca hasn't completely forgiven Harry so he starts a little flirting session with Kells, the self-proclaimed lion accountant of the group, he almost cares about money and rules, which makes him unique in this group.

This accountant won't have received any money surpassed after some hot and heavy moments, he manages to avoid a kiss from Francesca and she is angry because she has apparently never experienced rejection before we have Israel, who still kisses on another occasion. After some flirting with the cows, Francesca decides that her heart is still with Harry, so she drops and kills easily. I think we should take a step back and like stay friends for now and he just goes back to lifting weights for the rest of the season, great, what kind of work is enough. Francesca returns to Harry and apologizes for dating Kells.

She tells Harry that she wants to be with him. Not really. I think I've been able to get you out of my head. Harry manages not to apologize again for throwing Francesca under the bus and if they're going to be together, Harry has some demands number one, I want you to give me a hundred and fifty. ten percent to contact me and number three, I don't want to break the rules, the most important thing is that he doesn't want to break the rules anymore, so Harry and Francesca get back together and break the rules again. Lana is not the place to clarify now that Francesca loves Harry.

I trust my life in Harry. I have never trusted someone so much. You trust him with your life. You lied through the letter of your name. The rumor of the first day, but what do I know? They are the only couple on the show who is still together but doesn't love Harry or anyone else. Hayley, do you remember Hayley and me? She also wasn't Francesca's kissing partner at the beginning of the show and since then all she's done is hate us. everything, so Lana has had enough and kicks her to the curb, but we don't find out when this happens, instead we find out in flashback form for some reason, yeah, Nick today, oh yeah, I forgot to mention it.

You know, Hayley reminds you. Well, for the life of me I can't understand why they edited this the way they did. They couldn't have started the episode with Hayley getting kicked out, but instead had this whole sequence where the narrator pretends not to. I didn't have enough time to show us one of the eliminated main characters. I was too engrossed in Harry and Francesca to tell you which one made me understand that this was like a reality show that was filmed week by week and was heavily edited. quick, but this is a Netflix show that was filmed entirely last year and they also have full control of the length of the episodes, which brings me to the next point I want to talk about: the strange editing and production choices in This editing in the show is very random, sometimes sections of the show start with no setup or context, like Chiron and Rhonda are just on a boat for some reason, apparently on a date, but they don't tell us why they are in a boat.

Like almost all reality shows, they have talking head sequences where the contestants look at the camera and tell us that they know what's going on in their heads, but on this show they like to leave the clip running after they've already said what they want and then they're just like sitting there doing nothing or like someone is talking to them off screen or something and they make a weird face while the narrator tells them the joke Harry from Australia and I literally have no idea where he is the coast. He has a beautiful accent, I really can't understand him, we are the Zeta ladies and we don't know geography, there are also a lot of scenes of people in the show, they like to party, look at the camera and be sexy and things that are fine, but they make everything feel less genuine, which is saying something for a reality show, I feel like they filmed this show and realized they didn't have a strong structure, so they just like something forced. in the post and the narrator has this tone that makes them seem like they're your friends or that you're watching the show with them, but it ends up being so overproduced that it feels manipulated and the narrator just makes the contestants look really bad 9:1 what is the number for 911 mmm?

I'm pretty sure it's 9-1-1, which feels weird because it's like, hey, narrator, you're part of the show too, you don't like it, you can't talk bad. Anyway, that's my job, so Haley leaves and they bring in three new people to take her place, and by the way, it's episode six of eight, so how involved could we be in these new people? ? There's Lydia. I love sex. She makes me feel. okay, great, Lydia, thanks for sharing, Cory is beautiful but dumb as bricks, Horace was, I mean, and there's Madison who Matthew is trying to be with, but despite all his big talk about his style and how much he wants to spread his seed, he has absolutely no game.

There's a saying I use that a bird can't fly if it's holding on to a brain, so really the real test is being able to let it go, so Matthew leaves and Cilantro Sun are randomly eliminated right before the end of the show, Madison . Oh Madison, leave it, we're not seeing each other, you're not coming, she was just that when she left, what was she really doing? Cory, by the way, we never learned the criteria for eliminating someone, it just happens with absolutely no explanation, so Lana's reasoning I still can't believe. I'm impersonating a traffic cone, the explanation they give for kicking out Cory and Madison is that they didn't grow up enough while they were on the show.

I've noticed that not all of you have invested in the process equally, you weren't given it 1/4 of the time, like all the other contestants, Cory barely had enough time to learn what chivalrous means, you didn't see it coming, did you? I guess chivalry is dead, so we're basically at the end of the show. What am I leaving out? Oh, Rhonda has a son. I'm ready to talk to Chiron about my son. You heard me right, folks, Rhonda, who was introduced with this lazy introduction to a good book and also spent seven episodes telling Chiron to open up and share more about himself.

Hiding a child, you're hiding a child, so we're at the end of the show and there's $50,000 left in the prize pool and most of that money was lost by Francesca and Harry. This is the most serious rule violation yet and will therefore incur a heavy punishment for this indiscretion is 20,000 donuts, so Lana gives them a final challenge to recover half of the money they lost by passing a night together and don't do it and they do it, we're sorry they don't do it. If you achieve your goal of not doing it you don't have sex you didn't have sex good job guys so with $75,000 in the pot it's time to decide the winners and drum roll please everyone wins everyone wins money you are all winners why everyone wins which one is the lesson that says that is that everyone makes $75,000 uh uh they divided it congratulations, you will never have to work the 75 thousand dollars again between eleven people or ten people or something so I did the math and it turns out that it's like sixteen dollars an hour , so you know, hey, that's something, but hey, they're not doing it for the money they're going to give to Instagram followers and Cheska came on the show with 300,000 followers and now she has three million followers, that's a craziness.

M. Brice has 300,000 followers. I guess everyone won, why does everyone win the show like everyone else? Kel didn't like holding back and holding back for the entire season without losing a cent to have the same result as Francesca who leaves the show with the same amount of money and a long-term relationship hi I'm Francesca on the living room show who would die byfinish no, I'm paying for a room that I can't even get for you it's almost like you're rewarded for taking all the resources that are supposed to be for the group and using them for yourself, you know you won't like game theory, but This is like a zero-sum game, no. like all of them, you have a hundred thousand dollars, which are like relationship points that you could use to have a physical connection with someone and the people who used those points are the people who left with the physical connection, no one who didn't touch The Show left a relationship, your actions affect the experience of the entire group, so by indulging in your own physical temptation, you are taking away that opportunity from other people, meanwhile, Khloé and David are forced to kiss a strawberry, but at the same time final They are applauded for their moderation and they are all winners.

No, I'm pretty sure it's Harriet Francesca. Everyone else received a $7000 consolation prize and fewer Instagram followers are listening here. I guess it's not sharing things. No, hog it all for yourself and you'll win the sample really like Pat's in the back for the growth that these people have gone through, but how much can really happen in a month, you know how to put it down, but like they really treat it. It's like these people have changed forever. I definitely know that I will be the new Lana to all my friends, that I will preach these weird things to them and that I will literally be Mother Teresa and spread my knowledge. to the world and maybe they are, but it was like what to workshops, so this show is bad and that's okay, trash TV is okay, that's the thing, apocalypse guys, we're all dumb here.

I had fun watching it and I also had fun doing it. It's funny, in fact it seems like it was made to make fun of him, so I'm just doing my part. Bye, thanks to Ayesha Kazi for sending a message on Instagram. I have no idea if I'm saying it right, if you owe me one. a lot of your name Simmi message on Twitter Asia said she's going to cry bubbles in one of my videos and I had to include it because I love making people cry.