Throwback Thursday: I Make Sounds When I Eat Burgers | Gabriel Iglesias

So she walks me to the doctor's office. Feel. The doctor comes in and we talk for an hour. cut it up and

make

it the size of a hard-boiled egg, therefore you only eat this much and lose weight over time The problem with gastric bypass is that if you don't stick to its program religiously you will not only not lose weight but gain weight and you will have a series of complications and then he asked me do you travel a lot I'm like I'm on the road 46 weeks a year he says this isn't going to work for you I'm like me Ok I like eggs I said ok what should I do ?

He says, I don't know, but this isn't going to work, so I left the office, I was bummed, you guys, I got in my car. like someone told me i have two years to live surgery is my last hope and then i started crying i was sad i was in the car crying i'm like what the hell what am i going to do and the only thing that could cheer me up was a drive-thru and i know that

sounds

crazy, some of you are like isn't that what put you in that position to begin with? Yeah, but it's the only thing it made.

I feel like there's a reason it's called comfort food. Think about how

when

ever you see someone eating a hamburger, they never look sad, they always look happy. You may look sad as you enter. You may look sad going out, but

when

the actual event of eating a burger is happening. life couldn't be better that's right my girl told me i

make

sounds

when i eat

burgers

. Apparently, she didn't know. so think about it who's sad when they're eating fast food I'll tell you who's sad the person eating a salad watching someone eat fast food that's who's sad so I stop at this fast food restaurant with a big M on it and the guy on speaker is like you man he helps you and i'm crying i'm like you ain't got me Dea what i finally ended up doing with you guys is uh i started low carb now i'm not eating healthy no way , okay, I still eat fast food every day and people ask me how do you eat fast food and lose a hundred pounds.

I will give you an example I will go to a hamburger restaurant and I will order a double cheeseburger I will not eat the bread I will not eat the onion the tomato the ketchup I will eat the meat the cheese the mayonnaise the mustard and I will order up to three with like three diet sodas and people say it's unhealthy cholesterol will kill you I agree but guess what cholesterol is going to take ten years to kill me diabetes will take two right now. I'm leading by eight ok yeah that's called fluffy mat bro there's a lot of mad people here right now fluffy found a loophole yeah so I started eating less carbs.

I started doing yoga and I know it sounds like a joke, yes some of you. it's like i mean yogurt not yoga dammit DDP help me and then i started lifting weights a and it's kind of hard for you guys because now i have people at my shows telling me we're noticing there's a little difference here a little less fluffy what will happen if you keep losing weight what are we going to call you what are we going to call you I lift weights call me Buffy I don't care the point is I'm not trying to lose weight out of vanity I'm pretty sure the point is I'm trying to lose weight so that I can be here for my family so that I can be close to my friends and so that I can be close to you