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Throwback Thursday: I Make Sounds When I Eat Burgers | Gabriel Iglesias

Throwback Thursday: I Make Sounds When I Eat Burgers | Gabriel Iglesias
so then she walks me into the doctor's office I sit down doctor walks in and we spoke for an hour in a nutshell what he says is that he wants to take my stomach which in his opinion is the size of an NFL football and he wants to cut it and

make

it the size of a hard-boiled egg therefore you only eat this much and you lose weight with time problem with gastric bypass is that if you don't stick to their program religiously not only will you not lose weight you will gain weight and
throwback thursday i make sounds when i eat burgers gabriel iglesias
you'll have a series of complications and then he asked do you travel a lot I'm like I'm on the road 46 weeks out of the year he goes this is not gonna work for you I'm like I agree I like to eggs I said well what should I do he goes I don't know but this isn't gonna work so I left the office I was bummed out you guys I get in my car I was so depressed because I'm like someone told me I got two years to live surgery is my last hope and so I started crying I was sad I
was in the car crying I'm like what the hell am I gonna do and the only thing that could cheer me up was a drive-thru and I know that

sounds

crazy some of you are like isn't that what got you in that position to begin with yes but it's the only thing that made sense there's a reason why it's called comfort food think about that anytime you see someone eating a burger they never look sad they always look happy you might look sad walking in you might look sad walking out but
throwback thursday i make sounds when i eat burgers gabriel iglesias

when

the actual event of eating a burger is happening life couldn't be better that's right my girl told me that I

make

sounds

when

I eat

burgers

I didn't know apparently I do I'm eating a burger and I'm like she was like are you eating that or are you eating that think about it who's sad

when

they're eating fast food I'll tell you who's sad the person eating a salad watching someone eat fast food that's who's sad so I pull up to this fast-food
restaurant with a big M on it and the guy in the speaker's like you man help you and I'm crying I'm like you have no idea what I eventually wound up doing you guys is uh I started low carbing now I am not eating healthy by no means okay I still eat fast food every single day and people question it how do you eat fast food and lose a hundred pounds I'll give you an example I'll go to a burger place and I'll order a double cheeseburger I won't eat the bread I won't
throwback thursday i make sounds when i eat burgers gabriel iglesias
eat the onions the tomato the ketchup I'll eat the meat the cheese the Mayo the mustard and I'll order up to three with like three diet sodas and people go that's unhealthy the cholesterol is gonna kill you I agree but guess what cholesterol is gonna take ten years to kill me diabetes is gonna do it in two right now I'm winning by eight well yeah that's called fluffy mat bro there's a lot of people mad in here right now fluffy found a loophole yes so I started low carbing
I started doing yoga and I know that

sounds

like a joke right there yeah some of you're like he means yogurt no yoga frickin DDP help me and then I started lifting weights and it's kind of hard from you guys because now I have people at my shows telling me we're noticing there's a little difference here a little less fluffy what's gonna happen if you keep losing weight what are we gonna call you what are we gonna call you I lift weights call me Buffy I don't care the
point is is that I'm not trying to lose weight for vanity sake I'm very secure the point is that I'm trying to lose weight so I can be around for my family so I can be around for my friends and so I can be around for you