Throwback Thursday: I Make Sounds When I Eat Burgers | Gabriel Iglesias

Then she walks me to the doctor's office. Feel. The doctor comes in and we talk for an hour. Simply put, what he's saying is that he wants to take my stomach, which he thinks is the size of an NFL football, and he wants to cut it up and

make

it the size of a hard-boiled egg, so he just eats this amount and lose weight over time. The problem with gastric bypass is that if she does not religiously follow her program, she will not only not lose weight, but she will also lose weight. If you gain weight you will have a series of complications and then she asked you if you travel a lot.

I say I'm on the road 46 weeks a year. He says this won't work for you. I say okay, I like eggs, I said well what should I do, he says, I don't know, but this isn't going to work, so I left the office, I got discouraged, you guys, I got on to my car, I was very depressed because I'm like someone told me I have two years to live, surgery is my last hope and then I started crying, I was sad, I was in the car crying, I thought, what the hell am I going to do? do?

And the only thing that could cheer me up was a drive thru and I know that

sounds

crazy like some of you isn't that what put you in that position to begin with yeah but it's the only thing that made sense there's a reason it's called food comforting, think about that every time I see someone eating a hamburger, they never look sad, they always look happy, you might look sad coming in, you might look sad coming out, but

when

the actual event of eat a hamburger, life couldn't be better, that's right, my girl told me that I

make

sounds

when

I eat ham

burgers

I didn't know, apparently I know.

I'm eating a hamburger and I was like, Are you eating that or are you eating that? Think about it, who is sad when they eat fast food? I'll tell you who's sad, the person who eats a salad, watches someone eat fast food, that's who's sad, so I pull up to a fast food restaurant with a big M and the guy on the speaker says, "Help him." , man," and I'm crying, like you have no idea what I finally ended up doing, guys, uh, I started going low carb. Now I'm not eating healthy, it's not okay by any means.

I still eat fast food every day and people wonder how to eat fast. food and lose a hundred pounds I will give you an example I will go to a hamburger restaurant and I will order a double cheeseburger I will not eat the bun I will not eat the onions the tomato the ketchup eat the meat, the cheese, the mayonnaise, the mustard and I will order up to three with like three diet sodas and people say that's unhealthy, the cholesterol will kill you. I agree, but guess what cholesterol will take ten years to kill me? Diabetes will kill me. do it in two right now I'm winning by eight well yeah that's called fluffy mat bro there's a lot of angry people here right now fluffy found a loophole yeah so I started going low carb.

I started doing yoga and I know it sounds like a joke yeah some of you say it means yogurt without yoga damn DDP help me and then I started lifting weights and it's a little hard for you because now I have people at my shows telling me that we're noticing there's a little bit the difference here is a little less fluffy what will happen if you keep losing weight what we'll call you what we'll call you I lift weights call me Buffy I don't care the point is I'm not trying to lose weight Out of vanity I'm pretty sure , the point is that I am trying to lose weight so I can be with my family, so I can be with my friends and so I can be with you.