Throwback Thursday: Always Make The Cop Laugh | Gabriel Iglesias

I took a road trip about a year ago after getting rid of the beetle and the SUV I took a road trip from Los Angeles to Phoenix to perform at this club, let me tell you who is in the car I drive. I have my friend our mondo riding shotgun he is another hairy guy we call him sexy I don't call him that his wife calls him that anyway in the back seat I have my friend Martine next to him he is my friend Philippe so we take off we are in on the 10 freeway we're passing all these indian casinos sorry we're that stupid anyway suddenly all these cars start passing me.

I'm getting upset because I drive it. I said the next car trying to pass me. I'm not going to leave it, so I'm looking in the rearview mirror and waiting waiting waiting waiting and I see a silver dot. The silver dot turned out to be a small car with two hoochies inside. I see some of you are saying, how? You know they're stupid because my friend, my teenager, was in the back seat. I sense a disturbance in the force they are trying to surround and I interrupt them. I am having fun. They're back there. Whatever my friend Philippe is in. back seat yelling at me what are you doing don't worry I'm having fun Gary they're going to pull you over boom okay, okay, we're arguing back and forth I'm not paying attention I don't see a California Highway Patrol Officer sneaking up on us, suddenly I hear who's looking at the speedometer 102 oh I scared the little car behind me with the two hoochies who stopped them because they were going just as fast as me. the front seat of my car going crazy I'm on the verge of tears from the back seat I listen to my friend Felipe stupid why are you crying why are you crying stupid you're not the one with weed in your pocket right you have drugs in the car I told you to cut back speed there na but no Pikachu knows everything Shu everyone wait you want the car package for something no the car box over the window look in he sees my face he recognizes me from the TV right he says hey I know you're a comedian yeah , you're that guy from Comedy Central, you're the guy who

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s that joke about his friend in a hotel and your eccentric calls him and calls him a dirty Mexican and then you say, but It was funny huh, oh, I love that joke about when you go cake of chocolate, oh, I love that joke, I hate to do this to you, but we have two cars involved.

I need your license and registration, okay, here you go, so he takes my information. Back in the car with the two girls in it, the whole time he's there, I tell everyone in the car to look, he just recognized me on TV, maybe if we have a little fun with them,

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some jokes, Maybe he won't take the car. I don't care if they give me a fine, but as long as he doesn't take the car, Mom, don't be stupid, make a joke, my teenager, be funny, Phillippe, why keep quiet so the policeman can come back. the car, what the hell were you doing out there before I thought of something funny to say from the back seat?

I heard dumb that I was testing the suspension, oh my God, these potheads are going to arrest me, officer, I'm sorry, that's my friend Felipa, that's the guy from the special that's the guy that says but it was funny huh, he's just trying to get me into in trouble. I'm so sorry, whoever he is, so he goes back to his patrol car with my driver's license and he's running it on a computer the whole time. time he does that they yell at him from the back seat of my car hey officer thank god you have a computer last week they stopped us in Mexico that fool had a Rolodex the police are still my friend mondo give me my CDs I'll take my bad guys to the band sound and I put it on track three is the main theme of the police officers.

I tell my friend Felipe to tell me when the policeman starts walking. Okay, here it comes. I turned that song up as loud as I could. Now the cop is walking to the beat it's even better than that the two hoochies in the car can hear the music and they're going crazy oh my god we're going to be on TV the cop goes to the girls he gives them a ticket and in At this point we are like halfway through the song we raise our arms out the window like a bunch of idiots the policeman is in the middle of the highway dying he walks over the window and says yes sir handsome my license and registration and he tells me Gabriel I want you to do me a big favor I want you to keep this tank under a hundred do you think you can do that do that for me keep doing what you do and have a good day no ticket no ticket I don't know what possessed me to look at this man and say how come the girls got a ticket and he tells me the best thing he says because they couldn't make me

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you don't understand Gabriel I have been in the police force for 26 years this is without a doubt the funniest traffic stop I have ever participated in.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to fine two while listening to the cops? I hear myself peeing. I was

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ing so much this is in the books. One of the funniest things Steve has ever happened to a police officer, I swear to God, the only story better than this is about a friend of mine who pulled over a fat guy who gave them donuts and started walking away just as they I was about to start. the car so does that mean I could keep my weed? I turn around to yellow my friend too late.

The policeman is at the window. You want to run for me again. Evita, you heard what I said, fool. Oh, you think this is bad? Joke, don't you think so? Just because I gave your friend a break. I know who he is. I like what he does. I don't know you. I don't like you getting out of the car. I turn around and my friend. Philippe says oh, I'm really scared and the policeman pulls his gun out of him. I'm going crazy. I'm like, oh my God, in the back seat of my friend Philippe, wow, why sauce, watch out, he's good, he's good and he points his eyes at him. my friend Philippe, his face, the policeman was like yes, but that was funny, eh, more than systematically dropping food on the boaters.

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