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These "As Seen on TV" Products SUCK

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for a video hello everyone and welcome to another video today Max has gone and taken all the Petra money and spent it on as

seen

on TV advertised

products

we will be looking at the advertisements and then opening the product and comparing let's start with the Sham one can we get that guy on what's his name Vince he's dead I love how his last name is offer and he's offering all these

products

you'll be saying wow every time you use this towel it's like a chamois it's like a towel it's like a sponge you know the Germans always make good stuff put on The Spill turn it over without even putting any pressure 50 of the cola right there you following me camera guy all right let's do beer okay beer is on the table you following that camera guy on this man good product doesn't even cut yeah the Germans always make good stuff and you know it's a German maid he said that at the start I don't really listen to people that beat prostitutes to death all right I'm a sham wow it you ready no no just lay it on top doesn't know what he does and then you just do a bit of that a little bit of that move it over this should be completely gone no

suck

s all right roll it up and then squeeze it back into this cup I think he says one twist and then you can reuse it again immediately the Sham wow holds 20 times its weight in liquid look at this we need a bucket some how much water we can fill in a little bowl or something should just be able to...
these as seen on tv products suck
put it in there it should just circle it up and then just pull it up I thought it didn't drip it smells funny ew it smells disgusting that's a fresh one with just water put a wet sweater roll it up it dries your sweaters all right put this one down this is gonna do nothing there's no way that it's gonna dry a sweater that is bullsh there's no way that's going to do anything it's still so it's so dark the paper towel's good wow I wish Vince was selling these for bright switch twitch and the lights come on but what about your dark closet or the cabinet under your seat that's scary yeah I was scared of that I don't like that see the light with super bright switch the new wireless LED light that emits a powerfully bright 200 lumens use Superbike switch has a portable Night Lights it's a tour being torch and dudes walking around the house with it and I can take it with me as a flashlight I use them stick it on me yeah lift up lift your shirt up on my skin yes no yes no yes I'm a Teletubby I can now see although my vision is impaired ah next next product faster sex tape a super strong waterproof case that kid instantly patch bonds ceiling repair it even works under water so we need two tests one from the outside and then another from the inside that a bucket that's full okay let's add a hole oh you can't put this in your hand see how much hair we get out put on my leg I'll lose some weight let's remove some...
these as seen on tv products suck
chunks of my body on the countdown of five all right you ready five oh look at get that it feels so nice and smooth can I do your chat do you want to no yes yeah that's enough oh he went straight for the inside one I think it's still leaking I put a sham well in the bucket yeah that worked quick did stop still leaking slightly but like yeah for an emergency it's good yeah this one completely stopped I give it like a six out of ten don't we need him we need him for a video it's corrupt Ramsay the final boss of the kitchen okay let's do a quick one what the I'm not gonna fit in there Chad is going to climb inside this Snuggie tiles play the ad pull up the ad I'm the makers of the snuggy blanket with sleeves snuggy Tails swallow your kids up in their favorite underwater characters what I wouldn't be able to fit a leg in this your child can have an ordinary blanket ah God forbid my kid has a blanket your child is a normal blanket they're poor you need fins on it and eyes oh Chad you're so right only one leg would definitely fit that's cool next product the color doctor blood pressure monitor oh no you already know I have high blood pressure why would you bring this up I think this might give us some like worries color-coded alert system we've got green which means normal yellow means pre-hypertensive red means hypertensive if it goes red you should call a doctor immediately it's the number one leading cause of heart attacks...
these as seen on tv products suck
and strokes well then why would we put it on monitoring your blood pressure is vital to maintaining your health do you reckon that Scott is a real doctor probably it's like a porn actor might as well got Johnny Sins if it turns yellow caution oh yeah slow down on what yeah I guess living Chad will now see what his favorite color is we are now starting it's getting tired it seems to be going at quite a pace oh green oh no I'm gonna lose all right I'll take it there you go mine is going red what does it have to get to before it goes yellow do you think what shows that now once 19. it's above ah stopped you need to slow down let me try get red so something that'll piss me off strong ones is a superior talk show oh my blood's boiling Ethan has more subscribers oh I'm seeing red joji would never come on cold ones oh that's fun my head hurts did you press start yeah yeah error why spend 12 pesos what the green I'm healthy now this thing doesn't work how much should I pay for that 4 000 pesos can we keep this I'm actually might take that home with me it's kind of like something it tightens your arm if that's like a thing you're into next product for when you don't have access to your analog Holy Bible we have the electronic Bible you might as well just bought a Bible the manuals is thick it needs charging please hold we're charging our Bible we will be with you shortly on to the next product we have the listen up...
turns ordinary hearing into extraordinary hearing TV down please do sometimes disturb others when you watch TV does that have to be so loud no there's listen up the personal sound amplifier that lets you turn the volume up for yourself without turning the volume so you can listen to that even louder please listen up at sporting events and you'll hear all the action when you hear all the people shouting around you as well why would it narrow in on the football game with these people screaming in a million chairs can we wear this to a concert and then sue them blowing my eardrums out this looks like a really just shitty cheap Walkman or something my name is Jeff okay something's happening in Chad's brain it's just a microphone Scott whisper something I'll let me close my eyes hang on Scott say something you have AIDS Chad's fat I can't hear that that don't sound good I wouldn't watch TV with them I'm hearing feedback try plugging in the camera is it is it working new microphone for the office turn it all the way up okay the next product this doesn't have the packaging so I don't know what it is it's like a Wonder Bra or something I don't really feel like putting on a woman's bra okay we'll just do the swerve Bowl instead As

Seen

On TV something different about each head you put a hat on everyone's talking about squirm balls sliding curving swerving Stripes that didn't look like it did any swerving at...
all okay that

suck

s is the Bible charged for you even as the green Hood thing where the is the green herb let's smoke the out of the green herb shut the up God throw it on the bin I don't want to hear this anymore die that's blasphemous don't do that I'll keep it no Chad you will be you will be introducing lizard cam I shove it up my ass it's kind of cool it looks like something we could actually have fun with putting it in your ass the amazing new micro camera that goes anywhere you can't see perfect to remove hair and debris from clogged tubs or showers insect easy drain pipes or fix blocked toilets just like the pros add this mirror attachment and search for Critter hideouts behind the fridge without moving heavy appliances or use magnetic power to grab loose nuts and bolts without any hassle let's try it out where should we put it like shove it up my ass Chuck it down my throat okay should we sanitize it first or no what the it's got on it you good you ready what the are you really going in there come on Chad put up your nose no do it any throat then I'll do out my nose like shove it up my ass I feel sick where should we put it shove it up my ass oh up next hot jewels metallic temporary tattoos water resistant and lasts up to six days awesome these are like instantly enjoy an amazing design with brilliant shine what style do you have Chad I've got weave I've got lifestyle hot jewels oh I'm from Avatar that looks cool...
take mine off yeah cool hot jewels up next is our final product the most expensive product it's a compact power fit where you don't have to walk run or jog you just need to stand can't do you have legs you can exercise shake your butt I just want to say none of the people in this ad look like they need this product instead of boring and exhausting exercises exercises try standing that is a great alternative that is all they're doing on this thing your circulation down she's sitting in a chair just like yeah my feet are on the way fit bro I kind of want to sit my on us all right well let's let's give it a go all right I'm gonna get on it I need a piss really bad I'm exercising I'm gonna do a kick flip Chad why are you wearing a bra does it shaking my body yeah it's a twerk machine pants off Chad hey thank you for watching Press like whoa oh thank you