The World's Hardest Flexer (with Danny Gonzalez)

Hey kid, welcome back to the first one and what the hell you didn't even tell me you were here. Where did you get Danny Danny? Oh, hey, it caught your attention. Danny's in the city, I'm in the city, he's in the city, this city specifically, les, how come not? I don't want to say funky city, yeah that's right, so Danny was already going to be in town for something completely different and we wanted to make a video, but we didn't really have anything to talk about until the most perfect Instagram account dropped. in our lap thanks to the guy on Twitter called WW YouTube, which I think is a very appropriate name for this price, this guy is all set, but his name is hard rock, it's hard rock Nick.

I think the reason this tweet went so viral is because of the captions he puts on his Instagram photos, it's basically about flexing to be liked as much as possible and trying to get girls to relate to him. Born in Las Vegas, Nevada, he had never seen someone make so many boasts in such a short time. I grew up in Manhattan Beach, California, graduated from UC Berkeley in my twelfth Mercedes Benz, which I don't know what a Flex looks like. I crashed into Sadie's Benz at Cour's 12 Irvine Cove Del Mar, San Francisco, West Hollywood, Las Vegas. of course Dallas, Texas and Tokyo, Japan, in case you didn't know where Tokyo was, yeah, I didn't know where Dallas normally was.

I shopped at Bristol Farms Gelson's or Whole Foods Market. Wow, you know he's a billionaire, there's a whole fish. Hey, they won. They won't even let me into Whole Foods. I do not have enough money. Average one Amazon package per week, compared to two this time last year. I've never heard anyone use that as a flex. Yes, I ordered new toilet paper from Amazon every week. a subscription and it comes in the mail, so I guess you could say I'm very rich and worth a good $350 million not counting the house. I do not know i do not know.

So far, it's pretty flexible and standard, this is where it kicks the curve ball. I'm ready to eat from behind, love and I mean, I love having my cock sucked, as if anyone had to say that. Alexa, the big San Francisco 49er fan outside my house, doesn't fit in with anything else here. She excelled in tennis and soccer. my youth and I could have easily turned pro but you can tell because there is absolutely no way to verify that yes I could have easily turned pro but now at the age of 50 I am begging people on Instagram plus .

In addition to showing off about all the things she owns, she is also very confident. I've never seen anyone as confident as this guy. Once you date me, it's mathematically impossible to do better than me at selecting another partner after breakups my exes have endured. terminal brain cancer no suicide by lethal injection I'm glad you didn't just say suicide yes, thank you for sharing the private details of your very tormented self decades of psychotherapy in prison or in other milder examples have you become gay or have settled for men which in some way or another reminded me of my ex, yeah I like him, that's a slight case: being with this guy turned gay, yeah, it's almost like that's not even worth mentioning after saying that someone of your exes has committed suicide, yes, or in some way imply that. someone got brain cancer because they weren't dating so you're probably thinking this guy is a little bit creepy little by little yeah I think you're going to think he's a lot more gross after this picture yeah here's another caption that takes a turn unexpected halfway through i told my private chef to make protein style cheeseburgers and save the fries for my lunch today okay because my new girlfriend is 18 and still in high school hashtag rich gang you can't afford a girlfriend who is still in high school I was probably the worst thing about high school for me because I fell in love and I couldn't date any of them because they were always dating some rich 50 year old guy.

They were always hanging out with Hard Rock. Now they are always hanging out with this guy. Yes, the more you look at the Instagram photos of him and especially the YouTube videos of him, you start to realize that everything he brags about is not true. Take a lot of pictures of cars at the dealership. This one says hashtag shopping so just take a picture of it when you get home, I don't even think this is said at a Bentley dealership, this is in the Grove which is a mall, this is one of those when I was like a show car, yes, you see it, the mall that he could earn buying and it's him. behind the wheel of a Tesla, taken very clearly at a Tesla dealership where he just asked: Can I sit in this car real quick and take a photo?

He also brags about his cleaning crew. It's a hilarious boast. My cleaning crew told me to pick them up. at the store on the way back from the car wash we're on something new we're on something new now son Clorox disinfectant wipes antiva, hell, you know when you're rich and you have a lot of money to pay a cleaning crew, but you They force you to get the supplies for them, yes I know it's our job to clean your apartment, but we realized that we get there and forget all the cleaning supplies you bought them for.

I just bought this beautiful home in Del Mar, California. I've never reversed image search with anything. so many results, yes this is just a stock image of a nice house you must have found by googling a nice house. I was reading one of these and it's like I'm going to take a screenshot there and I bought it if you Google biggest house. To the

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Did you just steal that photo from a stock photography website if you were rich? He's not good enough, he has a killer smile and my dad, you mean I could kill someone with this? Yes, by that I mean this is a smile someone gives you when he was about to kill you. I want to go and throw this too. He's not just like some weirdo we're making fun of because he's insecure and lies about how much money he had, not only is he incredibly misogynistic and dating a high schooler by dating a high schooler, he's also kind of racist. and a woman is a borderline level of deviance.

Fitness number one, non-caucasian, the worst thing you can do as a woman is not be white and he ever will be. It's in another post that means you're a white woman born in America and not mixed with Mexican or Israeli and shin, yeah, here's another detour from him regarding women, where there's too much makeup, which is really funny because if you look at any of her photos, she's obviously wearing your eyelashes, what do you wear with a lot of other physical features? 100% genetics, the only way you can get my eyelashes is if I'm eating you and they rest on the top of your lips, actually shaved legs on a Saturday morning, well I visit my family, my parents get very angry when I arrive to home. to visit them and my legs aren't freshly shaved oh that's why he's so confident he thinks he's the rock he's like the tough version of Dwayne Johnson he's not the rock Nick so Instagram is a thing.

Instagram is great, but where does it really go? well his YouTube channel is called white trash millionaire rock and roll bodybuilder let's talk about why rich, handsome, tough guys don't have girlfriends like me why do girls date a guy who has half my wallet and the half of my cock? Half my car, the guys will have my penis, they will give me the only bad cock like the left half, half my sexual prowess, but they will pass up a guy like me who is funny, handsome, interesting, nervous, polite and wants to be a father. rich I'm a cool rock'n'roll bodybuilder why do they have girlfriends why don't I or let's say what's not another handsome bodybuilder or a handsome rich guy you don't have to say another could We know you're just talking about yours yeah that is what he's going to say, it's like he keeps saying accidentally like me or like any other guy like me.

I'm not necessarily talking about myself, but why would I want someone to date me or someone? Any other rich, tough guy who wants to be a father, whatever it may be, if you look too good and you're clear about it, women are hateful and contrary, they don't like to see you play, they don't like to see you succeed, that's one thing. What women hate is when men are together, look good and have a successful career. They don't like you to be confident in yourself. How long is this video? Three minutes. The rest just list things they don't like. like they don't like that you have the advantage they don't like the way you shaved your beard because it makes you look like a superhero villain they don't want you to be desirable no woman wants a desirable man women want a man they won't want because that will make them. vulnerable to you dumping their asses, it's like I keep my composure, but every once in a while that bitterness comes back, it just seeps into the incredible wall of Jass not wanting to have sex with me. and some cool Nikes or Jordans and you dress cool and you don't have a girl, dude, that's a compliment to you, that's a compliment to you, that means these guys can't take a step to your left, no, I think that means that everything is good except your personality if you have all these things that make you good, then it is much easier to define what is wrong because there is nothing else that can be, it is your very essence.

I would take it personally. Okay, cool guy, those girls like me are afraid to be with me because after I pay them, then they have to leave. The transaction is over, yeah, don't take it personally, ah, I'm here to be your rock. for all of you and like I said, what a perfect time I'm going to be your stability. I ever need someone really stable to lean on, guys don't worry I have you and men are internally very jealous creatures, they are very insecure. I'm pretty sure that just means he sometimes has a hotel room when he goes to Vegas, ladies and gentlemen, this is my actual personal suite, in other words, no one else sleeps in this one, all hotel rooms work, They don't let anyone else come to sleep.

They don't, yes, the doors. What I also love about this room is that you can watch the planes fly by, that seems like something Laura's six year old nephew would be excited about. You would ask them what they liked about it. You could see the flames over there, do you like the bed or the interior? And, as a six-year-old would say, I like it, you can see a plane outside the Mraz Hotel. They may know that Hard Rock is probably the closest casino. to the Las Vegas airport, says he's staying at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas, one could only assume he's saying that's the hotel he owns, it's nowhere to be found on the Hard Rock Hotel Wikipedia page and because well I mean it's Wikipedia so it could be wrong people could be deleting it because they're jealous women they're jealous women who hate to see him succeed because they're jealous or I mean just women and they spawn your girls yeah another thing about 18 year old girls. like they have parents that won't let you hang out with their high school dog and it bothers me, it's like I'm older than you, dude, there's a CBS and a Johnny Rocket, this whole party brags about things you can see in the bedroom hotel almost like he's too afraid to show you the inside of the hotel, yes this is the beginning of, he still has to turn the camera towards his hotel room as you can see the airport, the university campus and a CBS, ooh , honey, and then continue. this side which is my bedroom what are you talking about this window with just my bedroom?

I am not going to do a complete tour of the apartment due to lack of time. I cannot do a complete tour of the apartment due to lack of time. The concept of time exists, that's why I can't. This is exactly like Gabe Gunn's daggers character, he doesn't have Instagram, where he's like everyone else. I'm in the back in New York looking at the Blood Moon on the Empire State Building at the top. I can't show you the moon because it's in the sky and I don't have access to this guy and I can't show you the bed because there's someone because it doesn't belong to me and there's someone else sleeping in the bed.

I lied about how no one else can sleep in this room, I can see pretty much all the casinos, I mean from my room, you can see pretty much all the top hotels, you see a lot of traffic, people getting off work, people driving to Las Vegas. Vegas again, this is not a suite feature, this is how major cities work. We are more than halfway through the video which has not shown like the interior of the hotel room. The celebrities, of course, fly to Las Vegas all weekend, although July 4th falls on a Thursday, that's where they suck my cock while warming up my balls one by one.

I like how he saw it, it was like he gained this confidence knowing that yes, so these are all the hotels and, uh, my cock. foam on my butt, got my arc stun gun, one by one, custom bed, what's so custom about it, it just means they asked me if I wanted two twin beds or one full sizequeen and I customized it to be a queen size. Let's just have a little. nap, I can't show the rest of it because of lack of time and then at the end of the news, take a nap, but I was curious to see the rest of his hotel room because I couldn't show you how it was.

She had talked about the time crisis, yes. Heights chyme existed and that's why he could and just like together when he's a couple of minutes pointing the camera out, he eventually turns the camera so you can see him and it's terrifying, ah, my sex toy, any good part of a tour for a hotel room and include your bag of sex toys that I do with this I like to hit your children I will never touch you with my hands at all no if I want to spend you I will use you a small paddle just pretend your tits I want you to look at me looking at you while my dick is sad I'm so worried about how sweaty he is he has to be like this yeah he definitely just killed someone too I'm distracted by the murder I just committed guys this is horrible snobbery part 3 this could have a of the strongest on-demand water pressures of any shower I've ever had, that's my custom loofah, my custom loofah, it's just a regular loofah that I stick together. so I can hold that and cover practically every square inch or my body will grow, the last thing I want to show you before I sign off and make my ass eat out tonight while I make my ass eat outside while he gets his coxa for the same person at the same time holy, that's impressive, they can unhinge their jaw like a snake or something and I've been taking it all the way down because we've been in this bathroom, in fact, right up against the granite dog. anal, we've been in this bathroom, actually, anal doggy style, yeah, you know, getting my z-index act at the same time, of course, of course, obviously not, the last thing I want to show you is that he did it alive the other day because it's starting to get a little cloudy thanks for the love in my house, so we decided to do a live broadcast yesterday on Instagram to clarify, you know, any accusations that, by denying certain accusations on this live, in It actually brought most people's attention to those accusations, yeah, like things we hadn't heard about and we've been looking into it all day and then things like I never stole money from my mom so stop that.

To say that I didn't steal from my mother, also my favorite thing. From the live he keeps saying, "Okay guys, now I'm going to open it up for questions and then he'll find a hate comment and rant about it for five minutes, yeah, okay, ready, any questions, hey, I'm not gay." I'll talk for about five minutes about why he's not gay. Yeah, my favorite response he had was someone calling him gay and he responded: He wasn't gay. He wasn't gay. Better, I was never gay in a million years back then. Yes, even to this day I continue.

I wasn't gay back then, you could ask anyone I know and they'll tell you the same thing. I wasn't gay, no, I wasn't gay, nor am I now. I haven't been gay, whatever you read on the Internet. I have never been in jail even for a minute Yes I have never been in jail that is another accusation he brings up that no one thought of him in the first place. No, my real name is not Ali. No, my real name is not Vanessa. I cheated on my wife. I hit my wife, I would love to see him in a police interrogation, he would admit to any crime so quickly, okay I killed her, okay we arrested you for shoplifting, okay maybe I was slightly involved in Watergate, move on or eat.

If you're going to be down there, yeah, and pull my balls one by one, which is the biggest turn-off for non-white women, and have my balls pulled two at a time, you also know that fucking truck that always drives , apparently sold it. for $100,000 wait so he spent $100,000 on engine upgrades plus the original price he bought the car for and sold it for one hundred and three thousand yes no I guess that's why I'm such a good businessman, you have to spend money to lose money anyway Guys, I need to go and finish this video due to lack of time.

I'll probably go get my dick sucked, oh look, balls one by one, well I guess the only way we can really end this video properly is by signing off with a killer smile, okay Greg, don't even I should call you by your name, you're being a little stinky, you little son of a boy, you're a little stinky. I want you to know that.