The Wackiest Guns in Tarkov

If you spend enough time with Lutein and Scouten sneaking and killing, you'll see firsthand the tools of the trade and most people actually use some dull, boring derivative. I wouldn't shoot my mother with that gun. I have become so desensitized to the norm. weapons, while others would consider great loot. I shrug. Oh, what really motivates me, what really revs my motor, what really hardens my pee-pee, are those people who walk on the fringes of what is socially acceptable when they shoot someone in the face of free thinkers. the great minds that create a weapon I've never thought of before those are the types of weapons I like to loot ah-oh I want some examples then okay let's go like this Hey but put on your 3D glasses because it's coming at you Nobody likes to get fleeced, not at the Tarkov Flea Market, not in real life, which is why this episode is sponsored by Honey Honey is a free browser extension that automatically finds promo codes wherever you shop online, which It means you will always get the best deal. 20,000 sites including Amazon eBay Newegg Best Buy It's very easy to install, requires two clicks pop pop you'll save a ton of money on these fiber gummies.

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Guess how much it goes. forward three has three exactly what's a really bad number Wow, okay, you're really cool, you shoot it. I'm going to go down to the face of the clip. I left them far away. I want to go in there and hit it with the flashlights. Oh. I forgot about the short range capability of this weapon, it's a swiss army knife of firepower so I think I have one, I don't think I have the second one, so we have a guy who is down, oh wait. I have a grenade, I think it's a good story, honey, just Gang Buster stuff and with the spotlight in the last room I have one.

Is there a dead guy there? Yes, there are two dead guys. I killed both. You got it, oh my gosh, okay, one has been looted and the other. it's your friend give me that nameplate it's get your gear get your gear it reads perfect why am I doing that what Careless Whisper is so powerful next on the list this is a personal favorite friend this is a favorite this was this was made by my friend BB at first glance you might say hey that's a bit of a K, well take a look again honey that's not a K that's a P P 19, yeah man this thing was designed for the gentleman demanding. that once dangerous look in aggressiveness of a ake a but without real stopping power this is uh this is for women who can't control kickback this is for guys who have a sensitive shoulder a rotator cuff injury hitting the shower, it's all in the wrist, guys, remember this is for the guys who want to brag that they can spend twice as much money on ammo that's half as good, that it's an aristocrat's gun, that it's like drinking a non-alcoholic beer that opens doors. open up down there I don't know if it's someone random right there I have money tell them Adam and Daniel buddy you just recovered with that thing this is my gun this is your gunman you know there's nothing better than doing something you know like a carpenter who does a chair and then sees a man sit on it so well no, what is this?

What is this real? K Do you see that yes, it is a little dry for five years? Yeah, this thing served us well, it's not a bad, not a bad gun, no, I like it, this thing is, uh, this thing, this is, I don't know what this thing is, it was supposed to be some kind of giant revolver. Okay, giant revolver, that's why there's a revolver in this game. Now I have them and then in this little bag here I'm going to put a pack of cigarettes, a hard drive full of the best porn and 80 40mm bullets right next to us, oh no, I have to take something out.

I have a real gun oh yes it does. Had that revolver not known for its close range capabilities. no, it's in the truck, it's safe. yeah, shaaka revolver um, i got this. I really need to change that song, right? Do you hear all those

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hots? yeah the boss can do it we gotta go fight come on this is where I saw the shots in this hallway oh my god what's a Raider it's a Raider I'm here grenade magazine night yeah I'm hacking, oh, it did. I'm not going to go in, these are falling apart, aren't they?

This is uh, this is like a clubbing device. I feel like I've done this before. Oh, we're both using one. Yeah, I didn't think you'd bring one for yourself. Oh, the last time we were in this situation you brought me an mp5, I think it had five or six lights on, oh yeah, so I was expecting that kind of scenario, it's nothing like that, I forgot, it's okay, it could be very similar to that actually it could be exactly that you are a very bad memory I turn on let me turn on mine so you can see do you see it?

Jesus Christ, I could see better before you had to keep the light on all the time your lights didn't work, I put batteries in those things, oh here we go, okay, if there was someone at the end of that hallway, I wouldn't know, look , that was it, yeah, but they wouldn't know something either, they won't know their retinas will burn out of there I think this is more of a hindrance for us than anything else, it's absolutely 100% come on cheeky, breeki, pipe and squeaky, I can not see anything. I had no idea anyone was there and now I have him, whoever you see, no, no, no, I don't like all my good ideas.

I stole this one from the subreddit. This is uh, it's a VSS, but for a guy who doesn't want to shoot at VSS prices or VSS speeds. it's the cheap VSS it's actually just an m4 there's someone above us we have an injured person with my legs my legs I can't feel my legs are you stretching? you are ready? oh okay, let's go down to the food library oh god, boss, right? Look at it, I'm dead, you know, I've been trying to use that stupid thing like VSS m4. I have died every time. I'm starting to think it's just a bad omen, it's a dog, this one isn't even crazy, this thing is tight, yeah.

I would neurotically use this, this thing does. I would leave this. My wife, are you going to pay? Do I need to vote? I'm timing, I need to pee, but I'm timing six seconds until we get in and Sam Dawes is fine. Hurry up Sam, hurry up, it's okay, don't worry, yeah, yeah, I'm covering you with my IVA axe, I'm in the tower, buddy, I'm sorry it took me so long, I don't pee like I used to, bro , believe. my process is pretty fast, how does this work? Yeah, sorry it took me so long to pee, bro.

I was, hey, my prostate is failing. I feel like Robert Baratheon, you know, yeah, God, so I was strong thinking about my old strong piss stream. days, let's jump out this big window Wiggly style, kind of jump technique, yeah, you gotta be good, so I'd be here for a while, I mean, I feel like I'm doing that, I feel like you're not doing. Shut your mouth, man, nothing stinks. You know what I am saying. Jeff to run. I don't know if you're the one who wants to jump out of the windows. You don't know the technique to do it, so now you know. there's a hole here okay, okay, go out the back, turn right and turn right again, you'll find me in the garage, they're around here somewhere, brother, there's

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hots, oh, there it is above the ceiling, you see it, but no.

I don't know why watch this tonight. It's going to be my wife's best launch. I got him to throw another one. Oh, what am I harming myself? I'm going to go to the lower floor. I'm on the stairs that you came down oh I see him you catch him no no I didn't shoot him once I mean he's under me no no he came in through the same door we came in you could be going up now you're probably thinking lack of James Bond type weapons on this list, look no further my friend, this right here is everything you need to liberate the gulags of Soviet Russia.

They have a nice 1 by 2 slot form factor. You have an incredibly long reach for them. Compromise gets the red dot for short range capability, not to mention the sight for short range capability and let's not forget the top sight for short range capability. This is the best view for it in a compact package that I have seen. This baby is good. does it all when George W Bush said he was looking for weapons of mass destruction I think this is what Alexis meant shut up in the dome come on let me go to bed make sure no one catches them no I'm making sure no one is up there I told them first nice at 200 meters these ashy butts oh I see you have a big backpack to hold I'm going to walk from left to right in the domes you can throw some shots at me I'm like very clearly out in the open right now man we scared him , we've scared him, don't let your vision blur, don't let your vision narrow by what is considered socially acceptable in the world of the Tarkov experiment, a makeshift sniper shotgun, make it CQC FAL, make it. let your imagination run wild oh hey what's up man?

No, no, no, no, I'm not busy, I'm not busy now. I'm making a video about teaching people how to use shitty weapons so it's easier to kill them, you know. read propaganda, they are animals, friend, and I am going to kill them like animals. I would leave this to my wife.