The Voice - Blake Shelton funny and sassy moments part 2 (مترجم)

hey, you know what not, he's right, don't be blinded by life, she's perfect now, but don't let lust blind you, she's a shitty coach, but she's a perfect woman, it's heaven it is blue, the grass is green, this girl is in Alice. team, I know, hey Lauren, I'm not going to take it, I don't care how cute Adam's poem is, can I say something at your age? too many changes in your life can be, you know, devastating and he will come dressed as Batman one day. I feel like the passion that just came out of Gwen was so sincere.

I'm not going to take anything away from anyone. Yes, you did it. You just did. You took it from me and put it on the ground. You're the first time I've pressed my button. that when I turned around you looked exactly how I thought you would look because I thought this guy sounds like a muscle like a tough guy it's like oh my god this like oh my god you know, but you know what I mean, I'm not leaving to sit here and say the word keep you because that's something Adam would say, which is a lie and I'll never lie to you, you know, motherfucker, I was the first to turn, by far, who gives a shit, oh, That's important because I saw what you couldn't see because you were turned around and you could see for the first time in my life.

I imagined while they were singing, me riding a unicorn and wearing the hat of those that have wings, that's the vibe and me. I was holding a care bear I had a care bear right here it was like your

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is like what's happening to me

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where am I? It's almost like you break up with a girl and then the next weekend she comes back to the bar and she looks sexier than ever I got my girl back I know I threw my book at you And I know you know what that means Yes, you threw your book at her that's really scary no no no no no no because raw skill is those real crickets just I heard the things you're saying are so boring oh man and I really wanted to feel you and see where you would take it.

Wow, that's good, that's a good answer. Christina Aguilera already wants to feel you, I mean, that's amazing, wait a minute. and when you played that note and held it for so long, that let gwen and me know that this is a real singer back here, not a pharrell singer because he didn't press his button, a real four singer, if she wants to pick me, that would do it. be dating the person you'd like to be stuck in that, what did I get myself into? If you were trapped in a box with her, there would be no oxygen left in the box because she is talking and breathing all the air she is.

Extra surreal because I served you before you. Which restaurant six of us went there. I remember because we were sitting there and you said the last time I was here the waitress was very rude. Yes, Blake, why not? You pressed a button, I thought, uh, do you realize the high beam goes off in front of my chair right now? Wait, did you push your ass out, damn good? I did it, I can't help it that I love all genres of music, who here has a genre of music on your iPhone that you listen to no one I do it you're a dancer I'm a damn country you love duran I have the Ghostbusters 2 soundtrack and that's the only other music I have I spent more time with each person because I thought it was It's also important that they know that you want to make it yours, I can already tell that we're going to change the name of this show to Molly's

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because that's all I want to say , absolutely, oh my gosh, my ear, my wife introduced me to that. song she's going to play the carte blanche you're absolutely right I'm going to play the wife card and I'll shut him up and he loves me because I love you I'm not going to love you less ever that's great maybe y'all I can go on a date let me , can I say something?

He has a really special place ready for you right now. Even they will admit it. Even when, and hell, I will and Blake will admit. I love you. I want Quan on my team. I myself called miranda lambert with your permission when i asked miranda to train me to be your coach. How cool is it that he could do that? Hey, don't call my wife and there's Blake, who again is very handsome and he's a sexy charmer for you. I know she's hot, I have a girlfriend, Adam, we know everyone knows I just did a country song with Blake Shelton, stop mentioning my name, oh my god, we get it, you love it, who cares about the gender, He will say that I am a fan of you.

I'm a fan, please take my side for once in your life. I want to buy something else. Flowers on your jacket, but beasts made of ice inside. Children. The first time I met you. I don't know if you remember. No, Mr. Philip White and I, he taught me uh murrah music and, well, the next thing you know, Blake shows up, flips his mullet and says hello. I'm Blake Sheldon. Does everyone know each other a little in the south? I want to be like pharrell too, man, so pharrell looks super cool in it and

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looks like the captain of the love boat.

I have to say, blake, you look super cute in that, no, no, he looks like the jaws fisherman, blake, blake, those are their names. Here comes the burger, down here, let's hear what he has to say. Okay, Micah said, but you weren't listening now that we found Waldo. You can even, of course, I love that song it's by Kat Stevens. Wow, you knew a song. Don't you wish that since he's dressed like a mom, he'd actually sound like a mom? Why is the burger even talking right now? The hamburger didn't wear super stylish, badass sweaters. You look like a barcode once these three idiots turn around.

I was like now. I look stupid I'm a fool oh you're not a fool you just don't have ears so Blake yes sir are you looking for country singers? Do you seek justice? I'm looking for great exceptional singers, so why? You turn around because you're special You turn around after Ceelo I don't give a damn what time he does it I'm not looking Jealous I'm listening to you You don't have to go with Blake You can come for me and we can sneak away from the sword. I want to remind you that this is a competition.

I'm not going to help you. I'm just saying you can talk to her if you're on my team too, like you can for God's sake. For love, have you been, I only say for 15 minutes because I love you because she's only 16. That's what I want to do everything. I was like the flowers were going to die on your clothes. You are sucking the oxygen. Can you just say thank you? Me for music, it's so annoying, oh god, these jokes aren't even good. I also love bananas. Garth Brooks. George Strait. Reba Mcintyre. Diamond Rio Brooks and Dunn.

Yes, thank you for your support when you started singing. You spent a lot of time on your falsetto. I was saying wow, why is he doing that like I can't? Some of the best singers do what I do and you also fill your hair like Miley Cyrus periodically. There is someone else in this line who can help you make your mark on country music. I don't know who else but no, no and absolutely no, oh my God, you're 17 years old. You're both only 17. That's why you wrote that song, okay, I discovered that on my own, you're a genius, thank you.

Thank you all, thank you, so you're spending so much time on your falsetto and then you spoke at the top of your voice and it was so good that I had acquired a taste for your falsetto, that's what I mean, it's falsetto, it's not I'm not like a singer. country. I settle for falsetto every time I start. This Adam comes in like a wrecking ball. He just appears. I'm not left speechless because I won't shut up. Clearly, you are not speechless. Who is a figure skater? and incredible clarity because I'm a for not having turned here here where we're standing I'm standing because I'm feeling something did you pee your pants or something or what do you mean you're feeling something just because you love country music you really don't Does it matter, I mean gender, yeah, hate when I'm successful, it's been so long, although I don't remember what a great advocate feels like when you say what you want, well, me.

I want you to stop talking and I would like and I would like you to want me to talk a little just so I don't talk at all seriously I prefer that you don't talk it's a great experience be careful with the grill I know I'm hungry We'll make you a sandwich. We're talking about winning this show right now. Aren't you excited to see these guys? I think for the first time, for the first time, they actually have to fight each other. They are going to do it well. Each other to death here, yeah I hope you can see the verbal abuse I constantly go through and have no room to talk about anything verbal.