The Suicide Squad Pitch MeetingNov 10, 2021
so he's got a movie for me yes sir i got it so remember
squadfrom 2016 oh yeah that movie i hired people to cut it and then everyone blamed the director for how much they hated it that It's the only one so I was thinking of doing another one but we added the title to the title oh sounds good actually yeah yeah yeah Suicide Squad the no oh you want to put it at the beginning yeah that it's good too cool is this like a sequel or a reboot or a soft reboot yes fantastic yes we are going to take some of the characters from the first film played by the same actors oh great fun and some new ones too oh yes there will be a lot of new characters this will be one called Black Guard and I thought we could have Pete Davidson play them.
People love Pete Davidson. He's going to be a fun character and his face is going to explode almost immediately. Oh my God. I also thought we could bring Nathan Philly here. I'm going to die almost immediately, okay? Oh Michael Rooker it would be great to play one of these guys to do the thing that dies almost immediately okay what's going on sir there's going to be a whole
squadteam at the beginning of the movie that's going to be removed as a distraction , OK? so like lesser known characters you will also have more known characters in the movie like Captain Boomerang yes he is in the movie so what is he going to do? die almost immediately, oh my god, okay, doesn't someone die immediately?
I want to start the movie by sending the message that anyone can die at any time, right? Ah, that's just like in real life, yeah anyway, first team is Rick Flagg and Harley Quinn who make it out alive and what about the main team? Who do we have there? Well, there's this guy, right, and he's like an amazing shot and he's like a reluctant leader and his main motivation is his daughter, yeah, Deadshot, I know Deadshot, he was in the last movie. d Bloodsport oh ok and there's this other predatory animal character that eats humans Killer Croc yea I know not this is the king shark oh I should stop trying to predict things I guess it's not Particularly good at that, sir, and we've got this other one, too. the character who shoots moles and another who controls rats who work for Pest Control is strict no her name is also a rat catcher and she can control rats with her mind and then there is Peacemaker who is like Bloodsport except he kills in the name of the peace that are you thinking about that role i was thinking maybe john cena oh you know what i cant see him in that role because of his catchphrase i get the joke sir i just hate him thats just so anyway almost all these characters have sad backstories oh Okay, I figure they'll each have a tattoo on their forehead explaining no, so how will people know?
Every once in a while one of them will stop and explain their past to the other characters, which I think you'll agree is a bit more subtle I suppose, and yes, Amanda Waller plants neck bombs on all of these. people, which is the premise of the matter, so he sends them all to this island lab to destroy this experiment called project starfish, so what? What kind of things does the squad do on this island? Oh well first of all you need to go save Rick Flag because it looks like he's been captured ok so Peacemaker and Bloodsport have this kind of competition where they go through this campaign just kill people in horrible ways just extremely gory and graphic oh so we're kind of talking like R rated here yeah because this way we can see some brains and spinal cords and say things like 69 and splooge 69 that's the fun number yeah it is and the other things are gross yeah it's a lot of fun so they finally got to this tent rick flagg is in and it turns out the camp was full of good guys they didn't even capture him. r any of the commotion no you didn't hear people scream or explode or the watchtower collapse right next to you how did you not hear any of that? well i was in a tent oh tents are known for being soundproof go on etc. we will also meet Harley Quinn and what he is up to since he is the most popular character.
I thought he should have his own Solo movie. He already has his own movie, yeah, well, he'll have another one in this one. that makes sense so she has all this big side mission and even a love interest and she ends up getting captured by these military and she's being tortured for information that's painful sure it's sir but then she pretends to be unconscious and so she strangles this guy with his legs when his back is ok thank god he took a break with his back while he was still in range or that plan wouldn't have worked at all it worked pretty well so she takes out a bunch of military crazy guys and martial arts and stuff.
Harley Quinn is better at hand-to-hand combat than an entire squad of trained military men. years is fine and obviously that will lead up to the third act where they have a big situation to deal with, oh I see where you're going with this, so what color is the lightning in the sky actually going to be? I was thinking maybe we don't do sky lightning well we usually do sky lightning yeah but I was thinking we could do more like a giant hive minded starfish from outer space being eaten by millions of rats and one of the main characters pierces his eye with a The javelin and all the rats go there.
We usually do a lightning bolt from the sky, although yeah, I know, that's okay. Anyway, it turns out that Amanda Waller told Peacemaker to get this hard drive that proves the government has been funding the whole starfish thing, oh, but not Rick Flagg. no I think that's very good so they have a fight and Peacemaker kills Rick Flagg very rudely and then rat catcher 2 gets the hard drive so Peacemaker wants to kill her and it's going to be hard for her to get out of that situation, it's actually going to be great. easy barely an inconvenience oh it really is due to an explosion bloodsport is going to fall through several floors of a building and land in the exact spot he needs to be to save the day without injury oh that it's convenient sure it is sir then we're going to have a scene where the king shark falls off a building and gets shot at point blank range with a bunch of machine guns but his skin is so tough it doesn't hurt at all, very good, how did they inject the bomb into his neck? this explosion is also going to release this giant hive minded starfish and so this thing shoots out little starfish that stick to people's faces and that's exactly how it does its hive mind like so that i guess the good guys have to keep their faces covered by it the whole fight huh no they only do it once each and that works oh great i can see we're going to want to see their faces so these little stars of mar just stop going after them after a bit ok so this hive mind is kind of a big moral dilemma to tackle huh?
Do you kill these people who are innocent but are being mind controlled by an alien? it's already dead oh ok thank god so we don't have lightning in the sky but we do have a faceless soulless Army well we got to do some of the classics yes we do so rat catcher 2 summons millions of rats to attack the starfish. maybe she could have solved a lot of the problems in the movie on her own, yeah well this is the climax of the movie so this is really when they use the full extent of their powers that's fair and yeah so harley quinn pierces the eye of the giant starfish with a javelin and that takes care of that and so they hadn't shot bullets into the giant eye of the starfish which they did but only the javelin does some damage ok then it's so while Star Row is dying, he's like he's happily floating in space looking at the stars. make me feel bad for a giant alien starfish with a single line.
I did woof woof woof and yeah that's it, what do you think? Well, it sounds like a lot of fun, you know, I think it's going to do really well at the box office. Also, sir, sometimes there isn't some kind of seemingly never-ending world event that causes doubt in theater-going people and also completely changes the way we release movies to streaming, why would I say hello everyone, Ryan, it's me, thanks for watching the video and if you liked it, feel free to hit the like button and the subscribe button and all the buttons you know of that nature.
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