The Next James Bond - David Beckham v James Corden
Feb 20, 2020 MONEYPENNY, MONEYPENNY, MARTINI, SHAKE, SHAKE, NOT SHAKE, MONEYPENNY. (Applause and applause) YOU KNOW THIS IS AN AUDITION FOR JAMES BOND, RIGHT? YES. James: NOT LIKE AN UNDERWEAR COMMERCIAL, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. THAT'S VERY OBVIOUS. James: I WEAR A LOT MORE UNDERWEAR THAN YOU. MONEYPENNY-- MISS MONEYPENNY. PENNY MONEY. WELL, WE ARE READY FOR YOU. HELLO GUYS, HELLO. HELLO. SO, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING, THANK YOU, HELLO, DAVID, HELLO. NICE TO MEET YOU. NICE TO MEET YOU, NICE TO MEET YOU. AS YOU KNOW, WE ARE DOING THE CASTING OF THE NEW JAMES BOND. THERE ARE LITERALLY ALL KINDS OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE, YOU KNOW?
SO WE HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU, DAVID, HANDSOME, ATTRACTIVE, CHARMING. ESPE PHYSICAL MEN. AND THEN THERE'S SOMEONE LIKE YOU, JAMES. James: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD THAT I'M HERE. James: DO YOU FEEL A LITTLE WEAR THAT YOU'RE HERE? GOOD. SO I'M GOING TO PUT YOU THROUGH SOME DOUBLE 07 SCENARIOS AND SEE HOW YOU DO. PERFECT. (APPLAUSE) AND CUT, THAT WAS GREAT. FANTASTIC. JAMES? James: NO, I CAN'T DO THIS, I LOOK RIDICULOUS. I THINK YOU LOOK GOOD. James: LOOKS LIKE AUSTIN POWERS. WELL, I MEAN THAT'S AN INTERESTING CHOICE OF SUIT, THAT'S NOT THE ONE THAT WAS PUT IN MY ROOM.
James: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, THIS WAS THE SUIT THAT WAS HANGING IN MY ROOM. SOMEONE MUST HAVE CHANGED IT. James: YES, SOMEONE MUST HAVE. DAVID. WELL. WELL, I SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE. WELL, JAMES, SO LET'S TRY SOMETHING ELSE, A JAMES BOND CLASSIC IS THE DRIVING SCENE. James: VERY GOOD, IT SHOULD NOT BE A PROBLEM. WELL, HELLO MISS HEMLOCK, THERE'S A GREAT VIEW FROM HERE. MAYBE WE SHOULD WEAR SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE. HELLO, I'M DAVID BECKHAM. I WANT TO SLEEP WITH HIM. James: OH COME ON, THAT'S NOT FAIR, THAT'S NOT FAIR, THAT'S NOT FAIR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
CUT DOWN, DAVID, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY SIGN. James: HINT FOR WHAT. CAN WE START AGAIN PLEASE? OKAY, SHOULD I TBC? James: YES, YOU SHOULD. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? AMAZING. WELL, HELLO MISS HEMLOCK, PROGRAMS YOU WOULD LIKE TO TURN INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE. OH MY GOD. HOW DISGUSTING. WHAT IS THIS? SPY THERE, I'M NOT DEALING WITH THAT, IN ANY WAY. I CAN'T DO THIS, I CAN'T DO THAT BOND WOULD DO IT. NO, I WOULD NOT. ENOUGH! I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. ENOUGH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE ACCESSORIES ARE.
ENOUGH! YOU STOP IT. YOU STOP IT. I'M NOT GOING TO START. WELL, DAVID SOCKER THIS IS YOUR FINAL SCREEN TEST. I JUST WANT YOU TO DO A BASIC JAMES BOND INTRODUCTION LINE, SEE IF YOU CAN DO THAT WITHOUT BUSINESS. GOOD. NEW TO THE BANQUE. I ADMIRE YOUR COURAGE MISS. HELMET, BUN HELMET, I admire your luck, sir.. BOND, JAMES BOND. James: NO, NO, NO, YOU CAN'T DO LIKE THAT. YOU CAN'T SAY IT LIKE THAT, THAT'S TERRIBLE, THAT'S TRASH. VERY GOOD, HOW DO YOU DO IT. James: EASY, SAY THE NAME IS BOND, JAMES BOND. he THAT'S SEAN CONNERY, YOU JUST DO SEAN CONNERY.
James: NO, I AM NOT. YES, ARE YOU? James: NO, I AM NOT. AT LEAST IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GIRL. AT LEAST IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SHREK. James: GOOD, YOU WANT TO GO. DON'T YOU DARE. TRY AGAIN, SEE WHAT HAPPENS. (LAUGHTER) ENOUGH, OK, ENOUGH, ENOUGH, IT'S DIFFICULT. That HAS BEEN A WASTE OF TIME, I WOULD LIKE THEM BOTH TO GET OUT. WHAT, SO I DIDN'T GET THE PART. NO. AND ME? NO, YOU ARE COMPLETELY UNPROFESSIONAL. THIS AUDITION HAS ENDED. GOOD. WELL, YES, DON'T CALL US, WE'LL CALL YOU. WE SHOULD NOT BE FIGHTING LIKE THIS. I KNOW.
WE ARE A TEAM. WE MUST WORK TOGETHER. I LOVE YOU, MAN. ME TOO. I HAVE AN IDEA. COME ON. THIS SUMMER CRIME WILL PAY, DAVID BECKHAM IS BATMAN AND JAMES CORD ENIS ROBIN. -- CORDENIS ROBÍN. (APPLAUSE).
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