The Most Cursed Randomizer

so I've done a lot of enemy rhinos before, I've never done the

cursed

randomizer

, I mean we're combining them today, so basically the

cursed

randomizer

is what you'll see here every time I try to change it to actually curse it. it doesn't want me to do it so eventually it lets you do it and then what it does is it turns focus into an ability that you don't start with and it's randomly placed somewhere so I literally won't be able to heal myself unless I find the healing. things like the focus item and also everything that is not important for progression are replaced with a geo so that's what the curse does and we also have the enemy randomizer which will swap each enemy with a different enemy or boss and We're going to do a super crappy tweak and yeah this is going to be chaos okay let's get started so this is the first enemy as we all know we meet the worm at the beginning of the game he's actually very tame Right now, I don't have it.

Any like watch nights or something like that oh okay it's a little bit struggling down there we're just going to move on oh thanks for the geography so the pickup was um instead of the focus traders key , that's actually very interesting, although I need to be clever. Does this usually open immediately? That's a little strange. one geo one geo one geo one geo oh what the hell crushed the hive? Hold b to focus guys it doesn't work it doesn't work one geo 30 geo do you think I should buy this? I think it's a lot, it's worth doing, I hope you're happy.

Oh, it's so cute. Look at this. 50 sure, look at it, it's so small, oh, it's expanded, oh no, why the guys here, the white guy, no, don't do it, wide guy, oh my god, who would have killed me, dude, okay, stop it white boy, oh we never checked this, okay that's nice. than expected to be honest wait I can't get out I have to open I have to find the dirty mouth stay to open that door oh rip this wasn't my fault I'd like to say this wasn't my fault um okay okay, slow down Oh my god , no, don't, I just need to get to the bank, I just need to get it done, oh, why are there two of you?

No, they're the same guys. the same guy that jumped in there, oh my gosh, okay, look at a little, big, little, big b, oh, he's so peaceful, don't wake him up, just leave him like that, oh, mini devotee, this could give me a lot of money, maybe this is worth it. Look at him, he's so fast, look, he's too tall to move. Okay, I made fun of him and he got angry. He was angry. Oh okay, that was Hornet, oh my god, I thought he was an enemy. Oh no, this is the last thing he wanted.

Because? There are two of them I'm going to reset the room actually bench where can I sit? you al

most

got me gorb that was good that's what I'm dying for the thing that doesn't move hey hey how's it going beast tamer you look like you're stuck in a wall very unfortunate for you I'm trying to help you okay , I'll get you out of here okay, well I'm scared because I'm going to die because I can't cure it, I got it, oh look oh my god, I love it, don't I love this mod, this damn aspen, who's using it like front?

No, I was trying to kill the aspen, oh my gosh, you're okay, your shaft seems to be out of place today, so Greg's mom is really crazy. rando enemy um, you'll see why there's another girl's mother, I live this, I'm a gamer god, come on, come on buddy, an item that's really useful, yeah, and then a bunch of geos per geo seems like a good deal to me . I love them all, I'll keep all your actions, you know, I forgot, that was something I have a feeling I'll never find focus on, all this rando that was worthless, oh my god, apparently you're not Malik, although apparently you are. that was malik the whole time who was that i think he's like kalo's enemy yeah he hit the spikes oh there are no enemies here and there are blue hearts this is the best room and i have a flashlight hello bigby bigby oh my god , dude, this is Actually, I'm so damned that I was trying to do a little jump there, the radiant ball, why is it still warm here?

Why are you blocking all my exit? That's where I wanted to go, okay, I'm dying, don't die, don't die. die, don't die, okay, apparently there was a hidden half in the ground, mister merchant, here we go, unbreakable hearts, that's cool. I need health. I could equip that white shard of monarch wings at 672. That's a curse, that's a lot 541 per crystal heart friend, it's all for the essence farm birds, it's the only option, well we have a dreamer at least , that's nice, big cut, sure because I don't have any damage, so it should go to the dirty mouth, I guess, and let's skip that.

I've never done it before dude, I always, well that's cool, unfortunately I can't get larvae because they get randomly swapped with other things. I just have to hope I find them, damn it, go to the one under the platform to do it. I won't get the third one, so oh, okay, okay, okay, that's easier oh oh I don't like that room there are some projectile hazards oh my absolute huge unit what oh my god wait I have to defeat nas who It really scared me that I was standing there, that legitimately scared me, I wonder why the hell there is a night there that was creepy, first try definitely, oh my god that thing is scary, what the hell do you guys love music from City of Tears, oh, oh, this bad side of bats, oh?

Oh my god, don't ever talk to me or my son again oh, there's something dirty here too, I forgot oh my god, wait, wait, that's two out of three, okay, there's definitely a glow here, oh my god, So I guess I have to go, why? Are there radiant swords blocking my path? The game says no, you can't pass. I still tried. I still tried. Wait, what the hell are you excusing me? Why don't I know where that thing is? It's going to land on my fucking head though. Isn't it called? What's going on? Well, my damn spiders killed it.

What the hell are you serious? How come this is always in the

most

convenient place to fuck with me? This is ridiculous, it's literally blocking, it's in the perfect spot, there's a huge gap. How is it blocking the entire gap? Okay, he's become shit, look at this guy, he may be small but he's so strong, oh my god, he's so strong, oh my god, this is the strongest enemy in the universe, uh oh, help me. Someone I know. you usually try to kill me but I love you b oh my god I love you wait we can finish now let's go for the true ending probably yes we'll go for cheerleaders I didn't think there was any way to do it. the dreamers so early with the little things I've reviewed at this point the queen's garden stick wait, can I get to some of that?

That's interesting oh boy I feel like I should probably get as many dream bosses as we can and then we can. probably get a glass board and wings and just go anywhere, do a cold cycle and slash what apparently zero died at some point during the rando enemy apparently we killed him at some point, I don't remember ever doing it but he probably went into acid water or something yeah, I don't have to fight anything, this is amazing, oh my god, can't you do that? It seems like he died, everyone is just dead, literally everyone has spawned at some point and died.

Crystal heart, how much were wings? Oh me. I need 60 more white shards, that's actually very useful, I don't know how I missed it, what's okay? This will allow me to, uh, you know, progress if I kill this guy, that's cool, oh my gosh, good fight, look, he's balancing. his peak oh rip cool that's what it is is that guy oh my malik what the hell why why this village malloc now hey balder how are you doing well it better be a progression because this is the only thing I can do it has to be there we go yeah okay oh that was useless but holy shit so shadow jump is like here so I guess whoops I hope I can get back up there come on no okay I guess guardian enraged, you somehow managed to make this room worse with the rando enemy.

You've made it worse You've made it worse Okay, I applaud you, I'm afraid it's going to like fall on my face the moment I get out of here, uh, a little spider left from the stake, are you serious? I thought it was higher actually I don't know what will happen if I do this maybe it counts maybe it counts if I defeat the available ones that would be cool count that's amazing that's amazing okay we have wings we have wings where Is that what you all are ? OneGeo. That is this? Ok, pogo chart, oh that looks sick, let's take a trip here.

Okay, you'll have to help me here. I don't think I need your help. It kind of bothers me now it's a maggot it's a maggot I need it oh I love you shadow yeah it's okay we could be okay so now I don't have to deal with Revic all the time oh no I have to get back up oh no It's okay come on to need Revic to get back up because I missed a lot. There's one up there. I think there is another one on the right side. Oh no, it's still down here. Alright. Oh, there are two.

Oh my God, no, no, no, no, no, there are two. one more guy there's one more we have it yes we have it we have it we have it we have it we have it okay, it better count as a finished tree, by the way, okay, grab it, grab it, grab it, no, the animation broke, well it was quite an adventure but we actually got a shadow cape from this so a totally worse shadow cape come on oh my gosh yeah that was a legendary simple key yeah it was worth it oh dear , what is he like navigating this room?

I really don't know if that gets me anywhere fancy key that's actually pog oh this this jump is cool wait hell yeah dude let's go furious hello big boy yeah shamans I love this I love shamans oh money free money oh take care of yours nights the vigilant knights are at the bottom of the spire is their new strategy, okay, that laser was very well placed, good job sir, victory, oh, okay, this is an interesting remix of the fight here, oh , what the hell is spawning random enemies, wait, that's scary, oh god, oh no, oh god.

God that was scary we have to do it no way it really works oh my god that's awesome nice totally normal boss fight there's literally like two geo there on the left that's better than what I have As a real thing, there is a traitor lord. I found an egg that's kind of like "OMG" I was wandering around I found this I didn't know it was there This is so much calmer without the fins Holy shit, this is so calm Wow, we did it, we did it. I mean we did this boss fight so it makes sense.

Empty heart. Oh, I need that. Damn, I don't have a key. I don't even know what it was, but I destroyed it. Alright. These are in the most random places, man, oh. Oh my god, giant bald guy, look at the little bug that just crawled on him. Okay, one more, we just need a key or avoid the injured clone. No, oh my God, I forgot. They were random. Test of the conqueror. Fight for a geographical test. The warrior. fight for a geo test the fool fights for geo oh he's spawning other enemies oh no oh no oh no yeah there was no way well that helps me a lot I can only get a free soul upgrade cool okay how far can you go oh that works, it works, oh, simple key, oh my god, wait, I need this, but I don't have any money, okay, okay, okay, that's it, that's the end, that's the last thing I need.

I mean, I never knew skip existed, so it's okay at least yes. Well come on, this is Rando's final boss, we have to do it, come on, why is it so hard? Yeah, yeah, no, the mantis claw is not in focus and that's how we're going to end this. Okay, she's here, that's good, no, ah, come on. I thought I had that in the past, damn the fight takes forever with this team too. No way, how did that not hit me? Oh my gosh, come on, there's the cursed enemy, Rando, properly finished. I was expecting the glow to just turn into a vengeful fly or something, but that works too, what the hell, why are you all out here already, what the hell is this, what the hell, oh my god, okay, I guess not will we do that?