The Mediadel | Game of Zones Season 7 Premiere

When people ask you what happened here, tell them that King James still rules the East. Also, tell them I'm better than Michael Jordan. He said that? His generation is soft with his load management, analytics, and AAU Superhouses. The gaming gods will not tolerate this. A reckoning is coming. Hello old friend! Ah, to be Dwyane. Welcome to Mediadel. Thank you. I am very happy to be teammates again. In addition. We need you. We are one less man without Chuck. Hope for? Where is Ser Charles? He's like the funniest guy in the world... I mean... well, well, luckily I'm ready to go.

In fact, I have prepared a little. It's called "Wade Ratings." He'll see, it's... Woah, woah, slow down, boss. You cannot be on the show until you have obtained your press pass. Press pass? How do I get a press pass? You audition. An audition? I'm Dwyane Wade! Don't worry, they make it easy for former knights. You simply do a quick apprenticeship and then present your findings to the other maesters. You will be reporting an injury. Apprentice to Master Marc Stein in his investigation of a horse injury? Oh I understand. You're being funny. Four complete tears of the medial collateral li

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Four complete tears of the anterior cruciate li

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nt. Four complete tears of Achilles. And a complete tear in the neck. It looks like the horse will be out...indefinitely. So what happened? Dirty game? My working theory is that Robin Lopez mistook him for a pet. I've seen that brand before. My squire

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I think. Yes, it is a manual check, right? Manual control? Don't be stupid, Dwyane. That was prohibited years ago. What was this horse doing when he got hurt? Horse stuff, I guess. Take this report to Ravenry. Hurry up. I don't want to be taken out.

Um... voracious... voracious... Oh! Um, excuse me, Master Wind Horse. Ah, to be Dwyane. I'm supposed to take this to the Ravenry. Do you know where he is? Yes. I'm going there now. Come. Poor thing. Tell me about it. A future Hall of Famer who serves as Marc Stein's errand boy... I mean the horse. Out of service indefinitely. It seems that he paid a high price for speaking ill of Airness about him. Where did you hear that from? My little birds are everywhere, well... mainly around LeBron, but also in other places. Have your little birds told you anything else about this horse?

I noticed a strange mark. No. Since the horse injury, my Tor'Onto birds have become useless. They just repeat the same things over and over again. What kind of things? Oh how soft the gentlemen are these days, how the '90s were the best, how Ser Jordan is the GOAT. Boring old man stuff, really. Boring, huh? Could it be related to Soul Box? Hm, I didn't think to make that connection. But of course, I don't have your instincts. I never played the game. Never played? No. Everything I learned about basketball, I learned... here. Oh. So many books.

All stories, logs, summaries, scores and even memes. They all live here. We are the memory of this world, Dwyane. Without us, the stories and legends of our Kingdom would fade like James Harden in an important playoff game. Some say if he's not here...it never happened. Now, if you'll excuse me for a moment, Dwyane, I need to grab a book. Wait, I can't get in? I'm afraid this is very sensitive information. Only teachers with a press pass can enter. Hello Dwyane. Ser Pablo. Pablo no longer exists. He only exists... The Truth. Good. Now that I'm in the media, I see everything.

I know everything... and yes, I am better than you. Um... I have to go now. Is he…? Okay let's go. Well, this seems like a good place to have a long, intimate conversation about basketball. Oh yeah, this is where we do our pondcasts. Here we are. Oh. Welcome to the crow. This is where the Mediadel and fanlings connect, or some say, even merge. The network of platforms you see represents the various localities that make up the great "Social Media", an endless conversation between fans, scribes and gentlemen. You see, until very recently, only those wrapped in Mediadel chains could reach every corner of Balleros.

But not anymore. So what do you have for me? I have this injury report that I would like to send from Maester Stein. How can I... ride a horse indefinitely? I broke it 10 minutes ago. Ha ha! Wind horse, what about you? Another LeBron story? They were different times. THIS is a story about how Luka Doncic… ...is the next LeBron. -This generation is soft! -Baseless! -Jordan is the GOAT! Wind horse, look! Looks like it's not just my crows. What the hell is going on in Tor'Onto? -Jordan is the GOAT! -This generation is soft! Well, whatever it is, it seems to have spread.

Dwyane, we have to get to Cream City! I agree, oh wait. My hearing. It's tomorrow night. Don't worry. I'll take us there in no time. Because I'm as fast... as the wind. You little sputter, I'll rip off your damn antlers!! Robin, come on, brother. It's supposed to be a wrestling game, you know? This bastard tricked me into signing a giant fake contract! What... I ask you to grant me the gift of reach? Please, Jesus... Shuttlesworth. Giannis! Come quickly. We are being attacked. Is this some kind of programming error? I didn't think there would be a battle today.

Wind horse, look! There's Giannis. This generation is soft. Jordan is the GOAT. LeBron is weak. Dwyane. Lower.