The Longest Warthog Possible

I'm in front of the prison camp, excellent snake, it hasn't slowed you down one bit, I kept you waiting, huh, so this is where it all started. The great caravan of boars from Cursed Halo. A ridiculous idea given form and function, but not brought to fruition. absolute limits today we're going to change that, so here we have versions three and four of the long pigs. These bad boys have completely custom physics and collision models that weigh almost three times the weight of a normal boar, and of course, are capable of seeing up to 11 players each, but what you don't know is that these vehicles completely pale in comparison.

With horrors yet to come, prepare for something adorable. You came to this video looking for the

longest

boar

possible

, but were you expecting to find the shortest boar?

possible

or how about the tallest boar possible, it just makes it very unwieldy, but let's get back on topic here with versions five and six of the long pigs, our first boar is capable of carrying an entire server of players, these boars son is now larger than any other vehicle in the base game and requires a lot of physics and model data to work properly and speaking of huge things, here's the big pig, this is a boar exactly twice the scale older, it's fully functional with custom seat animations and appropriately scaled Physics, but of course, what kind of person would I be if I stopped there?

Here again is the mega pig. Now this abomination has a scale of up to four beats. It's so big that the master chief has to stand up on the seat to reach the steering wheel and he can't reach the turret, so he just holds on to the top and hopes for the best. I guess this thing is so big you can walk right under it and squeeze through the suspension, it's huge, man. and you know what else is huge: the amount of money you can save by using the inferno plus promo code when signing up for nordvpn oh yeah, time to get this bread.

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Well, I guess I kept them waiting long enough. Let's go ahead and release version seven of Long Hog. That's not supposed to happen. I think we've reached a limit with the Halo One game. Engine models in Halo 1 have a maximum of 64 markers in each permutation and this boar exceeds that number by a bit, so I'm guessing this is the

longest

boar possible or Technically many of these markers are not. It is essential for the boar to function. I can delete a bunch of them with no consequences whatsoever and boom long hog version 7 is logged in, but let's be real.

You want more. Their appetite for longer boars is truly insatiable as they are still watching this video. let's go ahead and release version 8 of the long pig. Oh my goodness, it looks like we've reached another engine limit. Unfortunately, the seating block within the vehicle tag is limited to 16 entries. Creating a boar with more than 16 functional seats is simply not possible, so I guess that's it, our journey ends here or technically we can create fake seats using the game's programming language to attach bipeds to the boar and then apply the status of relevant animation. They're not real seats, but I technically have a vehicle. with over 16 characters in it, so I'd say that counts and while we're at it, why don't we go ahead and put out the next long version of pig nine or five?

Looks like we've stumbled upon another one. The limit of the engine this time is with physics, so it will take quite a while to figure this out, so in the meantime, why don't you go see the long pig's slightly inbred cousin, the wide pig, a sight to behold. boar that is too thick for its own good but if you think this one is cursed then get ready for these bad boys but I guess the wide pig really isn't for everyone so how about a skinny pig? He's a fast little boy and he's got just enough room in the back for a friend, some might even say he looks like a water cycle, get it, he's like an engine, oh yeah, monster pig, why are you losing everything? time with these little baby boars?

Give me a why don't you try to post a video on time? How good it seems. I have solved the problem with the Longhogs. Physics Halo 1 uses a very simple physics system where vehicles are defined as a collection of spheres, each sphere has its own. individual physical properties like mass density and friction and end up looking a bit spherical. Now the problem I have run into is that the physics model has an upper limit of 48 mass points and to extend the boar further I need even more, I guess we have finally reached a dead end, this must surely be the longest boar possible or we can for sure be on mass points but we can still rework the model to try to use them more efficiently this way basically stretch the boar further by shifting and rearranging the mass points as we go and with a bit of tweaking now I can present version 9 of Long Hog.

Now I imagine you guys must be thinking that I'm approaching a final limit here because I've had to solve so many problems so far, but you'd be wrong. In fact, now I'm going to quickly shoot you the next pair of long hogs, so get ready, version 10 of the long hog is so long that you can use it as a ramp. to climb the cliffs of Blood Gulch Long Hog version 11 so long that it bottoms out even on the smallest hills Long Hog version 12 so long that I completely ran out of model markers again Long Hog version 13 so long that I had to make a track of custom camera so you can see while driving version 14 of Long Hog, so long that it can now be used as a bridge between the bases in Battle Creek, so now you can clearly see my power waxes with each Long Hog I create soon . will become unstoppable as I get closer to my masterpiece but in the meantime check this out, a fully functional boar that is part of the roof gang master race because the floors are embarrassing and then of course we have the pig and the wart that doesn't I don't really know what to say about these, although they do look a little silly and drive strangely.

I don't like it but what it doesn't drive strangely is the floating pig, this one is actually cool, it controls and acts like a ghost but it has seating for four players and I honestly like this one. I could keep it, but don't tell me about that and just one last sucker here is Spaz Hog, a totally normal boar who just randomly sounds like a really marvel of modern engineering, so remember that big pig at the beginning of the video. Well, I didn't just stop at a four-fold scale, in fact, I went a little further, so get ready for the gigahorn.

My apologies to those of you who may be having heart attacks right now, this monstrosity is completely beyond reason, but it is fully armed and operational, although honestly, this map is a little tight, so let's find a better location. Here is the map of Death Island easily. The game's largest stock map has plenty of room for the Gigahog to frolic happily across the shores, but what's that in the distance is some sort of dark, menacing omen? oh no it's here the ultimahog it would seem that once again I need a bigger map so I guess it's time to present Desert Warthog remastered.

While building all these boars I was wondering what I should do with them and the answer came like if I got hit by a bus in the middle of a desert, what better use? for all these wild boars and to have people monotonously drive them through a giant desert for hours and hours and this desert, oh boy, pushes the limits of the Halo game engine. I couldn't make it any bigger or more detailed than this, no matter what. I tried so hard but enough about the sand, we all know it's rough and rough when it gets everywhere, what you want to know is how big this next damn boar is going to be, so get ready for our greatest and holiest lords , behold the god of warts. you will sing his praise and glory and he will bless you with eternal life and slight pain and with that out of the way all that is left in this video is to finally create the longest boar possible and next up is of course version 15 of the long pig .

What a powerful specimen this is for reference, you can use it as a ladder to climb the side of death island, but we still need to go bigger, version 16, long pig. We are clearly approaching ascension here, this unity is so massive that it is beginning to break down. I turned down the physics engine a bit, but we can still go further in version 17 of Long Hog. No, this error message is causing me great pain because we have reached the upper limit of vertices in a model. We can no longer spread this boar. All my hopes. Dreams vanished in an instant or have I reached the vertex limit for the visual model, but the physics and collision can be simplified and expanded further, so if I segment the visual model into multiple parts and then re- assemble at runtime with a script, I can create a boar that is so long that it will tear apart the very fabric of our universe and that is exactly what I have done now behold my creation because it is beautiful and terrible as the morning at the night fair is the sea and the sun and the snow on the mountain is terrible like the storm and the lightning and the strongest foundations of the earth, everyone will love it and despair and that concludes today's video, but unfortunately your suffering will never end if you enjoyed the content of this halo topic, be sure to let me know and I will continue to make horrible videos like this.

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