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The Horrible World of Kinect Games - Caddicarus

Jun 06, 2021
this is jim he lives in the skip oh my head hurts what did i do yesterday hey sleepyhead do you want a not very good cappuccino you are the funniest of all youtube you are so funny i don't want you to give me a coffee i something with a little more wow , can you please say, no, can I say wow, why are you being so rude, shut up, come on, I want a real ram, you know what the fuck, forget the coffee, take this and stick it up your ass. I logged on and it smells pretty old, not like anything you've experienced before.
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Connect for Xbox 360. 2010. BP spilled a load of oil into the Gulf of Mexico. A five-year-old Irish boy was falsely accused of stealing a bag of chips Mel Gibson leaves a voicemail with lots of words starting with n and Microsoft released the Xbox 360 connection to a very, very unsuspecting public, originally known as Home Project during development, which honestly makes it seem like they wanted to give the xbox a belly button or a nose, Connect's goal was simple: bring you into gaming like no other console had before, forcing you to stand up and wave your arms Like you're having a moment.
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What else makes you feel like an epic player? than hitting your kids over the head, oh wait, it's pronounced natal, is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life, I mean let's face it, this stuff here is too hard, what do you want me to do with this? Companion with Microsoft Connect. Your body is now the controller. Please bear with me to be honest, although I have to give Microsoft credit here because all things considered, the connection itself was a success and continues to be used with Xbox One systems even today. Okay, that's how it was.
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I'm not giving the nintendo wii or the nintendo wii a run for their money, but just watch this demo at e3 and tell me you don't want to log in right now, that's enough, please oh please stop. I can not take it anymore. You lick me one more time I'll skin you and make you a bag and that's where the story should end, shouldn't it? Xbox has some interesting new technology. They sell a lot of units. They create a dump truck full of

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exclusively for them. and everyone is happy, but it's not the end because there was just one small thing that was holding the connection, as you can see when I start making movements, my avatar instantly imitates me on the screen, it doesn't work, I've even tried it.
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I've appeared in a couple of videos in the past and the results have always been a disaster. What do you mean by going back? What are you talking about? Stay back here, where do you want me to go? Stay closer. Make up your mind. Go to the pigeon. throw, go pigeon, throw, turn right, patrick, turn right, please turn right, you stupid lumpy pink thumb, it doesn't matter what you do to rectify the problems. I've used several Kinect cameras in the past on various 360s with multiple lighting conditions and yet, I still can't get this to work to a level where I can say yes, this is an acceptable replacement for a controller, I don't care whether it's better or not, I'm just looking for it to be usable, but maybe I've had a lot of bad luck in the past and picked some really bad Connect

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instead of it being a problem with the Kinect camera itself, so the video Today's game aims to answer the question: Connect is now infamous because it was stuck with a load of truly awful games. or because the camera itself is a huge piece, so what else I bought 17 new Connect games to play today so I could hit this disgusting cret on a sports board, but unfortunately due to YouTube's content identification system it doesn't Could I play them? games with heavily copyrighted music, meaning no fantasy music or Michael Jackson experience evolved, which is a shame because I've heard good things about them even though the idea of ​​playing Walt's fantasy Disney with Missy Elliot sounds

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and Michael Jackson's experience sounds like you'd spend most of the game appearing in court, so enough jokes, let's get on with this.
I think we should start by reviewing the first thing you see when you start the game on the Xbox dashboard, please be nice to me. So here I am in the main menu of the Xbox 360 dashboard, say hello, oh, look at that, actually you know what I'm going to give credit to Xbox. This works surprisingly well. He knows exactly where my body is. You will need a controller. Because? Using Connect isn't the whole point that I don't need a controller anyway, as I was saying it knows where my body is, it knows which hand I'm pointing at the screen and what direction they're pointing, it's incredibly responsive, it knows when I'm swiping finger and which direction I'm doing it, like nothing has gone wrong, but overall it's surprisingly good, you know, it works, so let's try the best game to demonstrate the power of this thing.
I'm Raving Rabbids, yeah, what game couldn't be better to show what Kinect can do besides Raving Rabbids, I don't know what these things are, so I want to open your head and live inside you, warm and happy, without knowing anything about they. whether originally an enemy from a Rayman game, for some reason rabbits became the games, what minions are, to film ugly, screaming little munters that exist by the hundreds and sell merchandise every second, they can finally create a character to me, the rabbids are coming to life for everyone. run I have a question for you, who doesn't love rabbids, aside for everyone, I don't even think kids like them, which is very lucky because this game starts with you having to hit one on the head to get started .
We then see a scene where a man is with the enemy talking to a goose and then suddenly throws his phone in the trash, which falls down a series of pipes and next to a rabbit in an acid bath, the only place to which it belongs, then another. one walks in and eats the phone and then another looks at a screen and another gets stuck in a door, is it that funny? Am I supposed to laugh because I'm not laughing? I'm skipping the main menu and I have an achievement but you don't get an achievement for raising your hands, you get shot now.
I don't think I should mess with any options here that require more than one player, so I'll stick with quick play for now after a loading screen. We ended up in a game where we have to soak up all the spaghetti sauce, which means we have to tilt our head left and right to catch it all and that's it, okay, so I didn't even manage to do it that well. try here, grab some toilet paper, oh, and while you're here, have a photo of yourself standing unsteadily, oh, after this, there's another loading screen and we're thrown into another game, raise your hand to choose an answer , we have to count the moving fake sheep. choose the correct answer and that's it, after this we are thrown into another game, twist the lid of a pickle jar as fast as possible and that's it, this is a load of mini games for 10 seconds in a row meaningless, yeah, Yeah. well I don't like it, I'm not even joking that's all, this game moves slowly from one little minigame to the next while showing you pictures of how much fun you're having, it's like Warioware lets you play one game a minute on In fact, you're on the loading screens for longer than you are playing the games that are loading, and after all the waiting, you're rewarded with a game that tells you that rabbits like to put Barbies in their holes. .
Oh, why do you have another image? I'm great, perfect, I look like a lamp. I mean, I can't say the game doesn't work because it does, but there's absolutely no reason to bother playing it if you're alone. It's just one little minigame after another with no rhyme or reason, it's actually kind of sad, which is why they included a minigame that lets you play with your own rabbit to pretend you have a friend. Hey, what's the point of this game? What am I doing? Oh Jesus, why doesn't it work? Why are you half a bunny? Okay, nevermind, he's gone, oh no, okay, now it's the couch.
I'm going to sit on it. I want to connect so you can have a fake. I didn't mean to do that, but I'm glad it happened so I could leave behind what's good to know. I can't leave out what's good to know. Say what do you say? you want to be when you grow up a cool astronaut a little slap will surely change his might change his mind about women's rights ah that's funny oh that's funny this is okay obviously it was pretty low hanging fruit wasn't it starting a connect the gameplay video with raving rabbids, okay that's fair, yeah I'm a big flopper, yeah I get it, I get it, I'll play fair, so why don't I take a look at two of the launch titles that They come included with the Kinect, instead it connects sports and connects adventures, first it connects adventures which, believe it or not, actually has a story mode.
Basically, you need to perform a massive series of full body movement missions such as rafting, obstacle courses, ball bouncing and bubble popping to discover and collect. These things called living statues that you can then make you bend over, you know what's funny, although this actually works and not only does it work, it works really well. This is the first connection thing I have played and I can safely say that if you move your body. then do something move your arm the game move your arm move your leg the game move your leg move your head the game move your head move your crap oh no honestly I'm speechless and that's really dumb because I shouldn't consider it How simple is it This, all you're doing is dodging, ducking, jumping using your arms and feet individually, but because Connect has such a terrible track record with games that don't work at all, every time you get a game that actually reads what you body is doing relatively. well, it feels like the second coming of christ and the first coming was already pretty good, look he even knows when i decide to pick my nose or wait, i have a nose but i can't see my face oh oh god oh no, actually, don't you stay behind, no, don't get any closer, be careful, all the caddies come to get you through the television, ultimately it's still as simplistic and familiar as a pair of shoes, but it's functional and, if some of the photos are the game.
They took me looking like this, this, and this, so I can't say it wasn't at least a little fun, except for one thing, the noise that happens when you hit it. I find it very offensive because my mother died in a car accident last year and the noise she made was no laughing matter. Exactly the same things can be said about connected sports too, although it doesn't look like anyone on the cover wants to be there - well, actually, maybe the kid does a little bit. Very happy, I love stepping on my son. Take Wii Sports and remake it so you use your whole body instead of just your hands and have connected sports like Connect Adventures.
It's really basic stuff, but I can't rule it out because it really works. very well, he knows where I lean, he knows where I turn, he knows where my knees are, he knows when I'm kicking, he knows how much force I put into moving my arms, he knows how fast I spin my arms, he even knows it. when i'm having a drink of water i'm so impressed that i could go and buy a phone from t-mobile. The only sport here that I really didn't like, to be honest, was football, not just because I don't like it.
For starters, I mean, just look at me, I'm excited to be here, but also because it's a lot of standing around waiting for you to get the ball, waiting for a tutorial window to leave you alone, and then kicking it to the next person. While you're waiting to get the ball, wait for a tutorial window to leave you alone and then kick it again, honestly it's pretty boring and I won too easily. I won 10 to nil and that was mainly due to goals that looked this cool. However, I noticed while playing these two games that there was something very interesting about the Kinect camera.
I've never seen this happen in any other Kinect game before, but I think the reason these two games work so well is because they actually track your movement as you go. run and jump for as much accuracy as possible, they clearly knew what they were doing here and I can respect that for launch titles, but I still wouldn't recommend buying any of them, they're too rudimentary and wear out their welcome. in a few minutes and I mean, if you really desperately want a game where you fix leaks quickly, whether you have a baby or work in a senior citizen's area, damn, I don't do very well at javelin throwing, but I have one more chance to raise my score and win the game I just need to run a little faster and throw a little harder come on get on board man you can do this I believe in you you know what maybe I'm just not fit enough, which is good because i gotta get fit with mel b, yeah, yeah, yeah, jump up boys and girls, it's time to get fit with mel b, get fit with melbourne, oh smooth for those of you who don't know who he is.
Mel B used to be a singer with the Spice Girls, but now he's in a game ofconnection where he yells at you for being fat, you know what? Why didn't connecting sports in particular make me realize that I'm not exactly in the best shape? be dealing with something like Kinect, so it's good that I got fit with Mel B to help me and I feel good about this because whoever had the game before me burned some fat. of the case, so what are we waiting for guys, let's put on our sneakers and spit in a bucket because it's time for another release time issue.
So where is it, oh it's there, you win this round. Melb, when were you? I was born I'm already tired can we take a break here we go hello everyone my name is cadicarus I am a man, I was born on June 19, 1994. I am 5 foot 10 and live on a luxury yacht, however, little did I know that when I played the record to get fit with melb i would be greeted with one of the strangest and most disturbing games i have played in recent times the workout began melon looked me dead in the eyes she said raise your right hand now to begin and then the floodgates opened this is what happened when i played get fit with mel b no oh my god she cut my feet mel what you have done to me is my good friend all mel b in my my luxury yacht mel you changed your clothes we are in the middle of the sea ​​where is the closet?
Problems I'm having big problems Mel because you've served me on a cutting board. Are they going to put me on a steak? I crouch down and do a hook. There you have it. I am now properly on your cutting board. It's caddy roast. Hi I l. Do you find it a little funny how we're in the middle of a desert and I look a lot like Jesus? If you want my feet in the game, then I have to be standing on top of the couch, which means I have to be here I told you about breaking into people's yachts and forcing them to exercise I'm meditating I'm floating mel Aren't you impressed?
Yes, I disappeared Mel, where have I gone? Mel, did you send me to the end of the dimension where I am? yo the bricks have taken over they will never go away oh god oh my god it's just my legs now it's about getting in shape with chicken thighs you're supposed to help me get in shape don't make me think about kfc hey mel have you acquaintance? My dog ​​is a big fan of the Spice Girls and likes it when he stings her butt with your hot treat. Well I think it's safe to say and you know what I honestly don't know why Mel B was needed for all of this. it didn't look like his game at all, it could have been anyone standing there mel, you never told me your luxury yacht had a hidden compartment, michael jackson's game, even though that would be his game, you can't replace mj, otherwise no I would.
It won't be that minigame where you hang your child from a balcony. Oh, I don't think I need to explain this, but getting into shape with Mel B isn't very cool now, unfortunately, if you're really upset, it's unfortunately not legal to shoot. mel b, but it's okay, if you can't shoot him in real life, you can always pretend to shoot him with a gun. Next up is The Gun Stringer, another early plug-in title for the 360 ​​and one that uses Granny 3D animations, but really Miss Grandpa 2d and I'm not rushing here but this is the most creative use of plug-in technology I've seen yet. now in any plug-in game, not only because of its adorably creative live puppet show set with real human hands controlling all the obstacles and props, but because of how it makes a rail shooter work on something like the Kinect, basically your left hand moves the gun's crossbar from left to right and you pull it up to jump as if you were holding the rope bar of a real puppet while your right hand acts as your arm to shoot when you find Mel B, but obviously the Kinect can't exactly pick up small individual finger movements, which means firing your gun while aiming needs to be done in a more user-friendly way.
The solution here is to allow you to lock on to a maximum of six targets at a time for each shot and then, when you're ready, throw your firing arm back like the recoil of a gun to activate all the bullets you had aimed with it. It's not perfect, don't get me wrong, especially if your arms accidentally cross while you're aiming the gun and moving left and right, but it works well enough that I'd recommend looking for a copy. There are several types of mini shots here. games that present you with a good sense of humor a good combination of platforms and shooting in fact, it's more fun than dropping your child out of a window and making him cry, by the way, I have a question, why do you see that? an avocado in conclusion, the gunslinger is a good time and is also very round and what do straight men do when they see huge galloping breets like that?
They're getting a Woody Toy Story mania, yes, and I hope you're all ready because we're almost there. dive into a darkness throw a ring throw an egg throw an eye take out a sausage lick your toe sniff the green goblin victim blame the placenta cook fun Now I'm not completely against the idea of ​​a Toy Story party game that use motion control sounds like it could be pretty fun actually. You know, being inside Andy's room beating up Bo Peep for losing her blanket for the millionth time. Can you find mine? So I can't wait any longer.
Let's jump into adventure mode. We ripped the

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out of the Wild West and got along just fine. To start, I have a minigame in practice mode and all we have to do is aim while an unlimited amount of pies are thrown at Buzz's obese chin. Nice and easy, got this one in the bag, time to start aiming for targets, oh oh wait. oh dear, no, there are no targets up there now. I'm not an expert here, but maybe the connected one can see my hands when they are there and then, but they can't when they are together near my chest, I don't.
I know, I mean, it's just a thought and I tried using one hand alone to see if I could get more accuracy, but no, the game doesn't even register that you're aiming at something if you do that, which is a problem in a game without jesse okay, well maybe it wasn't such a good

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to begin with, how about we try the space world? Then we boot it up and are thrown into another practice mode where we aim for an unlimited amount of pies being thrown at us. playing the same game again yeah we are you know because it was just the first time but guys it's even better than the last game because now instead of darts we're throwing rings you know what I think.
I'm going to leave it, oh. You're not going to give up, are you? Yes, I'm Woody because you're terrible and I hate you. Another mode of adventure is animals and friends. This sounds like a good variety. We boot it up and are thrown into another practice mode where we aim for an unlimited amount. I'm going to leave this one too. Okay, there's bound to be something else to do if I ditch adventure mode and head straight into party mode. Many different types of fast-paced mini-games, one after the other. Another, what could go wrong? This is the whole game, isn't it?
Yeah, isn't it great? Toy Story Mania is a game where you stand still and vaguely rotate your body a few degrees while a cursor doesn't follow you. you're aiming at that's the whole game the

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only has to do one job and even then it just can't do it what good is a game that's all about aiming at targets when you're working with an aiming cursor that stays with you alone? As much as Andy's father, and the strange thing is that the menus work absolutely perfectly. I mean, it knows exactly when I'm trying to pause the game by holding one arm down and pushing the other out, but it adapts perfectly every time I do it. crouch a little to avoid a pie in the face limbs out of frame what the hell are you talking about are you looking at me I'm there better with the Kinect sensor if that's the case then I'd hate to see this game without it so long story short Toy Story Mania works best when you want to put it down, which is all you'd want to do with it anyway, which means it's actually the perfect video game for aiming for the bullseye, oh come on, Woody, not your mouth.
I'm not even saying it was any closer to, you know, maybe a tie-in game built entirely around a Pixar movie was never such a good idea to begin with. I think you deserve some bonus credits. Break the generators for additional energy. Thank you. Buzz. How are you? Instead, we take a look at another game that has a million Pixar movies in it. Connect Rush Connect Rush Does that mean? Does that mean we can play, rush and spin? Oh, okay, okay, we're cool, okay, come on, we're spinning, oh. Jesus, so here we are with Disney Pixar's Connect Rush, a game where you play as a kid who ignores everyone who talks to him, you have no chance of wanting to play cars, right? and one day he takes a bus to go to the pug in order. go to all these different Pixar worlds in the park and pretend to be in them.
I love playing. Mate, he makes me laugh. Yeah, I'm not even kidding. This is the saddest game ever created. All you have to do is run through a theme park. Talk to kids and then they pretend to have fun what kind of theme park is this where are the attractions why is everyone okay with this where are your parents is this lord of the flies so let's step back for a second you're playing a video game where you're pretending like you're going to a Pixar theme park, but the game itself is you pretending to go to a Pixar theme park, but don't let that put you off because I actually had a little fun with this one.
Oops, I didn't do it. Expect that in its simplest terms, Pixar Rush is an on-rails platformer where you travel through multiple Pixar movies and it usually means you have to move with your arms this way, but sometimes it means you have to move them like you were a drowning dog. Some mechanics were added and changed throughout the movies to spice things up and surprisingly, not only does this game work much better at reading your arm movements when running, leaning and jumping than something like Toy Story Mania, but it also It's 10 times more fun than that. game too, although it's like five smaller games in one package, I didn't like everything, like with above where the game couldn't really determine if I was rowing a boat or having a stroke and on the calibration screen the game I was convinced I had scoliosis, but overall I'm kind of impressed at how well this all works and you get a lot of variety for your money too.
Oh look, I even have an extra disc in the box. Here do not make illegal copies of this album. Yes, that will stop him. I wonder what's on this record and I'm here to tell you that your house is ugly and you should be ashamed of it. Look at that wall. Oh, did you paint her with disgust? There is nothing? You can do this by heading over to show a special thank you to show for patronizing today the only place you need to collect and display everything you are passionate about right on your walls is the leading website for the highest quality metal wall prints featuring works by Original art and branded artwork from some of your favorite games, movies and TV shows, even better if you can't hang pictures on your hideous walls, there's no need because all plates come with these handy magnetic strips that stick to your wall with extreme ease allowing for easy hanging and easy adjustments in case you want the cloud to fall, funny by the way did you like my new video intro because there is an exclusive wall printed version of that logo with extra details added, all thanks to the lovely chi he did in the animation? for the introduction and she did something special to display, so thank you very much for that.
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Hermione is looking slightly to the left. Ron is about to kamikaze the side of Hogwarts castle and what is Harry doing with his face now. This may be the best video game ever created. I want to know why, because you start it and you see everything. of the logos of the companies involved in its creation and then the first thing you see is Neville Longbottom, are you ready for the game? So in Harry Potter for Connect you have the honor of playing in some important events from all the movies. a great story mode, a good idea for a motion based game starring saint harry potter was living with his

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aunt petunia and his uncle vernon when, on his 11th birthday, his uncle vernon sat on he,so we have our hogwarts letter ready to go and I can choose to have it in movie mode, which is aimed at harry, or in custom mode, which is the one aimed at cadicorous tv, and I choose that one based on how awesome it would be if Hogwarts will select the students with their player tags, welcome to hogwarts muff muncher underline 69. and because we chose custom mode, this also means that we can customize our wizard by taking a photo of ourselves and using it as our avatar and I finished with this welcome to Hogwarts, where if we don't make it like your face, we rip it off and stick this one on it and now we have to get our wand, preferably without breaking anything, bravo, aha, we have the perfect wand for the perfect boy with facial hair, now we need you we get sorted into our school and apparently we can yell at the

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to influence its decision slytherin slytherin slytherin hufflepuff well now I only have one question left: did my parents send me to Hogwarts because I'm magical or because they didn't want to look at my face anymore let's continue with the year school so I can't wait to see what adventures we have um perfect potions class what do you mean the one on your face oh wait that's just your nose I mean okay it's pretty simple just move your arms in the shape in which the game tells you to, but it seems to be working fine, oh what is this five star rating?
I'm impressed, tune in, I'm impressed, I know I don't look like it, but trust me, I am, but now We're in the real test. Can we release Wingardium leviosa? Now try when Guardium leviosa. Wingardium leviosa. Wingardium leviosa. Try again. Is this microphone broken or is it just me not giving it enough levity when well, if you can't hear me, what am I supposed to do? I don't know if you guys remember, but in the Harry Potter movies they cast spells, so how am I supposed to keep playing? They can also use movement. to select a spell to select wingardium leviosa put your arms in this position are you kidding excellent you turn yourself in to the FBI to select a spell I don't remember that from the movie okay that was a disaster but at least the motion control still worked pretty well Hey guys, guess what I'm doing in this image.
I'm casting a spell on Harry Potter when Professor Quirrell interrupts dinner in the great hall. He shouted very funny. Ron and Harry realize that Hermione may be in danger. Go to the girls bathroom to see them anyway, now we have our first boss battle against the troll in the bathroom, but there's just one problem, I don't know which troll the troll is. The bathrooms have spaces big enough for me to go see them. Oh no, watch out, 11-year-old boy with a beard, the troll is coming to get you. There is only one thing you can do to escape.
He bends his kneecaps in the wrong direction when Professor McGonagall sees Harry catch something in the air while he's on his broomstick. she gets wet hey everyone look here I'm the youngest quidditch player in a century with a face that's a different color to the rest of her skin to be fair connect once again although this works surprisingly well it's not complicated or anything for the sake of it style but it certainly is functional Turn left and right leaning, reach out to grab the snitch when you're close enough and come on, who doesn't love hitting spotty kids with broomsticks and possibly killing them and okay, look at that?
We've skipped a lot of this story because we're already at the end of the first movie, I guess we're going to fight Voldemort, but before that we have to get past a locked door with a million flying keys surrounding it and we're searching. a big old one, probably rusty like the handle, you're 11 years old. Why do you sound 36? This minigame here is a silly snore, you just float as still as a statue while using your body to keep the keys from flying. you and why the tip of your broom looks like you sat on tina turner, but there's no time to answer those questions because here we are face to face with voldemort's face and his other face and although it is a literal face grafted onto the back of someone else's head somehow I look worse than him by the way you want to see the best introduction to a main villain in video game history we meet again look what I have to do to survive impeccable and so is this boss battle you know what You have to keep your hands in front of his face for long enough and then he just gives up, not again, not like this, I'm not even kidding, this is how it ends and if the first movie is going to end so halfway, then I will too.
Who is the one at the top of the stairs? Is it JK walking? No, it's JK Rowling. So what do you do when the Wizarding World of Harry pops off gets too intense? You head towards the old sea, the same current, believe it or not, there are actually several connection games based on Sesame Street, the most popular is Once Upon a Monster, but after researching it, it seemed like the first connection game of any other baby, so I decided to skip it. I may not know that you can read your cookie monster in this one. it's about an onion, I want to be a cowboy, well how did you know that if you can't read your file, what not?
I decided to go with Sesame Street on TV because it actually does something really unique with the technology that it teaches you. how to stop using your binky, since this is for little kids, you're not expected to do anything that strenuous, so you're simply given a collection of sesame street episodes in high definition, all full length and all tailored to you by using the camera. everyone help me I don't know who this man is he promised me candy and then he trapped me in this mirror I've been here for three weeks help me get out please let me get out of this girl I don't want to be Here you become part of your own Barrio episode Sesame and sure you can't change what happens in the episode or anything, but they're with you every step of the way, so if you're a kid who loves Sesame. street or an adult baby and a diaper then this is the game for oh you know I think I hear a dog barking are you sure that wasn't your wife?
This wasn't the game for me so y'all this is what happened when I took a walk through sesame street here we go we're in elmo's world and it's horrible oh god welcome to elmo's seizure oh I'm lord for you oh my god this It's horrible, what am I playing, what the hell is this? I'm a violent act from former student Elmo and his three dancing crucifixes. What happens if I leave Sesame Street? Brought to you today by v d day lyrics for visectomy now this is all well and good, but if you play this game and you still think it's not real enough for you and you decide to drive to Sesame Street, that's fine, but don't park your car there, it seems like one of those places where it gets stolen and what happens after your car is stolen becomes a ride for a criminal child, so connect joyride, I am the father and my son drives the car.
Unfortunately I'm over the limit, although connect joyride is another one of those games that I can't say much about, not because it's bad or anything, but just because it exists and works, so I can't even joke about how terrible it is the connection here, you pretend to hold a steering wheel, turn it to turn left and right, lean left and right to drift, pull the steering wheel back and push forward to increase speed and tilt your body up, down and around while you're in the air to try some tricks, but it all works pretty well, so to be honest, what can I say?
Do you want a racing game without a controller? wrong with you, I mean, then you should plug in joyride for a racing game based entirely on body movement. It's a nice little distraction that does its job well enough and, more importantly, is legal. Oh come on champ, why are you so sad? Well, I really want to. go to disneyland oh but you can't because you're poor yes, well, luckily for you for only 149.99 and 49.99 extra I can finally afford to go no, you can pretend to go, you can pretend to go, pretend to go to precisely the same The existence of Disneyland hookup adventures absolutely baffles me.
You have this wonderfully amazing motion tracking camera technology to do whatever you want and instead of putting the Disney characters on a big magical adventure to interact with, you pretend to go to a theme park while standing in front of the Camera pointing in the direction you want your ugly elf to run look, there are even crowds of people stopping you from moving look, it's like it's real. I always wanted the theme park to pack the video game, but it's not all bad because look, they included my favorite Disney movie. The sniff ticket. I cheated on him.
It's okay, I preferred you when you were flat. He's supposed to be a one-ticket man. It looks more like a buttered piece of wood. I don't know, maybe someone somewhere will have fun with this game, but I just don't see it. Yeah, finally I always wanted a video game where I can go to Disneyland and run around a crowded theme park in real time without any friends or family. shops, restaurants or real physical attractions, why does this game exist? Help me, Michael Rat, let's meet Mickey, just say hello like this, Hi Mickey, Hi, I was hoping to get some autographs from my friends today, but I've been really busy with the Toontown mayoral election, but I haven't had a chance, wait.
Why? do you need to get autographs from your own friends? Are you trying to sell them on eBay? Do you think you could ask Donald to sign this book for me? I would appreciate it, so I finally save enough money to get to the real, genuine Disneyland and the first thing that happens when I walk in the door is the park owner asks me to run errands for him because they can't ask him, I guess you're a little shy, what are you trying to say? Of course, why not? It's not like he's a kid who wants to have fun or anything.
I'll go get your stupid Donald doodle. Hey okay and now I have to run back to him okay whatever it is I was planning on running out the front door as soon as I got here anyway don't worry ronald reagan here mickey I got your stupid autograph and your stupid book. Can I please run in the park now? Actually, this autographed book is not for me. It's for Goofy, oh great, so I haven't really been doing you a favor. You told Goofy you'd do something important for him when a friend gave up without even getting started and then left it to me the moment I arrived.
Thanks, Bicky Minger. Can I at least get your autograph for me so I never need to see you again? Wow, what an honor, you cheap ass, you didn't even write anything. When did Mickey Mouse become a sociopath? Did he finally succumb to the time of darkness? Run back in the damn direction I came from to find Goofy and give him his damn autograph book. Hello, hello, can I get one for myself while I'm here? That's right, so Mickey doesn't write anything when I ask him. He gets an autograph and you sign my book with a pen you pulled from inside your ear.
All I need now is for Donald to vomit on me and the Holy Trinity is complete. Ok, now that I've done that, what do I do? I have to do now I still can't go to the park I have to go back to Mickey again Why did I think he was playing Disneyland, not newspapers please, when he was being a miserable delivery boy? Something to do with going to Disneyland? Do you need to sell? your life in the slave trade to get into Disneyland nowadays oh there you are Mickey, what else do you have for me besides a metal bucket so you can send me to fetch fresh water 30 miles away?
I have a gift for you. your own magic camera, if you want, you can practice taking a photo of me. Holy narcissism, Mickey Mouse can't even give me a little digital camera without the condition of taking a picture of him just because he's so shiny. Well, if I must I must, oh, and after all this, guess what we have to do, go on, no, you're wrong, we have to go back to being the fool again, take a picture of him because I guess he's so gangly that he can't understand it. how to hold a camera himself and then gives us a map of the park.
OMG, finally, after all that useless work, I can finally fast travel to some classic Disneyland attractions. It's worth it? Absolutely categorically no, it is not the first. The route I took was Big Thunder Mountain, one of my favorites at Disneyland, and I was hoping for some kind of visual spectacle, maybe with occasional things to grab and collect or a cute video where they put your real-life body in the seat of a attraction or maybe even a bunch of themed mini-games where you watch the ride unfold in the background, but no, what you get is one of the most grueling and painful workouts I've ever done in a game.
It was harder work than getting in shape. mel b, so this is what you do for Thunder Mountain in this game, you stand still, extend your hand to the left andto the right from time to time to press switches and grab coins and you do this as fast as possible for three minutes straight without stopping, yes, this is it. your reward for doing all of mickey mouse's daily tasks imagine that mario party minigame where you press buttons as fast as possible without stopping, but it lasts three minutes and you're using your whole body instead of just your thumb, like how you're supposed to sit When you get to the attraction don't blow up an inflatable pool, honey, can we go to Disneyland?
No, why would we do that when we can stay home and pump? I'm not even kidding, this minigame alone absolutely knocked me out. During the rest of my recording sessions that day, even Connect himself noticed that I was struggling and told me to take a break, it was absolute murder on my back, but I didn't want to leave right after that, I want I mean, I had already done it. I spent about half an hour slowly running back and forth to get to this point so I thought I'd try another ride and clicked on Space Mountain, another one of my favorite rides and yeah, okay, it's not as strenuous as Thunder Mountain, but I expect you to drive a spaceship around an asteroid belt avoiding obstacles and aiming lasers without putting your hands down once for six minutes straight.
I know it doesn't seem like much, but it's a lot harder than it looks, especially when the game itself is boring and More activity than I would have expected from a game about going to a theme park look at these photos Does it look like I'm having fun ? I would rather queue than play this game again. No, I'm not talking about getting on a ride. I mean, standing there and standing in line for nothing, standing in a straight line and doing nothing is more fun than the Disneyland adventures on Connect. Wow you sound angry, yes I am, I am angry, well why don't you punch someone you're referring to in real life?
Yeah, you don't mean that, do you? No, this here is known as Fighters Uncaged, another game created with the Granny 3D engine, get ready for the fight of your life starring Miguel, oh, okay, no, never mind, Robert, oh, okay, no need worry. to know here's a gun Baker T oh okay oh no I almost got your name on there a dimitra oh my god that was on screen for less than a second jay slow this game down I can't even get the opening credits right I'm so excited and you know What to praise the fighters without a cage a little.
I was going to dispute the reviews at the time as 32, 2 out of 10 and one, because this tutorial sequence worked surprisingly well for me, he was able to read my punch types decently he got the correct kick moves he knew when he was dodging he was a bit perplexed by the scathing review at first but then i came out of the training i looked my best friend in the eyes whose name is spa and suddenly it all made sense this oh mom mom mom this is bad absolutely everything is bad with a shovel to connect to grab cash It's here and accounted for and that's not good because this wasn't shovel, it was a launch title officially developed for Kinect and was given as much marketing as it was sports and adventures.
Xbox were proud of this, they were proud of this gangly brown blob. The reason the tutorial worked so well is because they asked me to do specific moves repeatedly in a slow and spaced manner, but at the moment they expect you to perform these moves quickly in a second and want you to constantly change moves for combos and avoiding opponent blocks, Kinect simply doesn't know what you are doing at any given time, when it reads that you are taking a hit it has already started reading a second hit that hasn't even happened yet and they expect you to do it. reacts to your opponent when they move as fast as this so they want you to move fast but if you move too fast the game smells a lot and they want you to move quickly away from the enemy every time they attack but even if you keep going .
Time is still too slow for the connection to realize that you backtracked quickly. Fighters without a cage are a shame. It looks blurrier than a painting. Someone just sweated. The controls don't work. You look like a when you play it and even the voice acting sucks. Be careful with my feet. Thanks for telling me what you're about to do before you do it. Dr. Eggman. I'm sure that will help you win. I could have dodged that blow. Yes, I'm sure that's what everyone's inner voice sounds like. while they fight to the death, oh god I'm in a tough spot, huh, I better shoot my Gunny first or I'm leaving, bye, maybe I can find a better wrestling game with this Hulk Hogan main event, hey, Hey, okay, good stuff. so far the game recognizes where I am and reads all my movements well so let's go to the main menu and oh my god, what is that?
Where on the box does it say you can play as a swan, look at this thing, it's gross and what? It's just that his whole body is covered in Cheeto dust. I just loaded the menu and pressed start, but despite that I can comfortably say that this is the ugliest game I've ever seen. Look at Hulk Hogan. It looks like an Easter egg here. and look at these scenes, these silent, boring, static, horrible scenes, and here I go guys, oh what a guy, oh my god, look if his face wasn't horrible enough for you, then you'll be thrilled to know that the developers did it They encouraged. wobbly gun oh god oh god this is this is not what I needed today but most importantly the game is fun to play what do you think hulk hogan main event is so bottom of the barrel not even rust will it grow from the milk?
If you've ever wanted to play a video game adaptation of Happy Slaps, then this is exactly the game for you. Just throw your arms and legs in the direction you want and once in a while you win. You have to protect your face even if it looks better. yes he was squished but mostly it's a bunch of invisible flies squishing until you win oh wait I said win I meant enter a mini game where you take fat qua man here and make him pick up and drop your opponent over and over again buddy , please stop, I don't think I have any more backs to break and then just when things couldn't get any worse for Captain Chin, you still haven't won the match because then you enter another one. mini game where you have to pin your opponent and hit him some more at this point you really need to stop him man he's already dead.
I will never touch this game again, you know what I'm pretty sure I've seen that face. before somewhere nighttime nightmares made sense now this box isn't very scary, you know, women's hands, those are things we all have, I think they should have used the pluggable box, oh man, I have to extend my hand for the screen to start as a zombie it's good for nightmares okay so I bet you were all thinking right now oh gee this docking device is a premium piece of kit that's certainly worth the money, but can I play a horror game on it? and the answer is no, unless you don't mind swinging back and forth like a drunk while you spend the first 16 minutes of the game opening the doors to a trade.
By the way, I'm not kidding that during the first few minutes of the game where you do nothing but open a million doors it's this increase in nightmares or opening doors. We control a man named josh and if you can't tell by his swagger from the beginning, he has a drinking problem, the story begins on a train. where we do everything Connect was designed to do, including arguing with his wife, bumping into a British woman, sniffing out an old Romanian man, and crawling under the legs of a Russian dancer, we need to chase our wife after our little argument, but In order to do that, we need our ticket, which I clearly had in my hands, but the bastard train driver won't let me pass.
How do you think I got on this train without my ticket? Look, look, I have my return ticket, but that means a fortune teller had to tell me that he was going to die. I don't know ma'am. I think my future lies in opening even more doors. I just can't see death coming towards me. Oh no, God bless you, oh no, my annoying wife. I just got captured by a human grandfather clock. What will I do well? I won't do that. Suddenly a bold man laughs at me because I guess he loves not having hair. Train accidents.
We have lost our wife. We almost escaped. climbing over the rubble on top of a river and josh doesn't seem too bothered by any of this he didn't think I was his trunk I'm going to die okay, we find the rest of the crash survivors in a cave and get a little bit drunker staggering until we fall down a hole now we have to swim oh man it's so scary we don't need to swim anymore but now we have nasty bugs on our arms take them out are you starting to notice something about this? Scary game that's not scary and I'm getting absolutely tired of these motion controls.
Picking things up with your hand is fine, but the game wants you to step forward to walk, which would be fine except being scolded for doing that. What do you mean I'm too close? You told me to step forward with your penis, not only that you need to move your shoulders left and right to turn, but since there is a delay in reading connection, you do it even if it reads it at all, it never you can line up straight for more than a few seconds and you are constantly overcompensating your turns, you just wave back and forth without being able to walk straight, it's enough to make me wallace and throw up, literally, it doesn't matter that the game recognizes me. perfectly and tells me I'm in the optimal play area, you're still in the total whim of this thing trying to decide if you're trying to evade or mope with your bad self and then there's the combat, the biggest lump it's ever made bulk.
In order to protect yourself from attacking enemies, you place your arms in front of your face, which is also how you swing a weapon, but the problem with this is that every time your arms are raised, you automatically lock on and concentrate. on a particular enemy. you can't decide and move towards them without any way to turn around so what ends up happening is they attack you from behind because you don't have eyes in the back of your head unless you're me which means you need to . Spread your arms to protect yourself when enemies are nearby, meaning you can't control your movements when you need to pick up an important item or weapon after your current one breaks and then you reach the enemy and it's just another round of happy slapping. until the bad guy falls, I'm sure they put some thought into this because you can raise your right hand above you to automatically move to the next destination, but why would you want to do that?
First of all, it's boring. Secondly, it means. there's no point in playing it yourself, thirdly, you can't explore, fourthly, rise of Nightmares isn't scary, fifthly, Rise of Nightmares isn't good, sixthly, Rise of Nightmare sucks, and seventhly , at least it's not as bad as one of the games with the worst reviews. in Connect Steel Battalion Connect finally has its hardcore game, oh man where is my happiness? So despite it being one of the worst reviewed games of all time on Connect, I'm not going to be too hard on Steel Battalion even though the game is tough. The color brown, first of all, I appreciate that you have to sit down for this, thank you, but the most important thing is the atmosphere here, which tries to make you feel like you are squeezed inside a walking battle tank with several people surrounded by death without end. and the intense war is absolutely on point the characters are surprisingly cool compared to other modern war games it's loud it's stressful it's claustrophobic and it's claustrophobic this thing needs to read every precise body movement you make in the middle of a war and it's a claustrophobic hallmark The battalion essentially demands the impossible from you.
I want to know why, because everything on the screen here is important. This thing, that, that button, this knob, that knob, this knob. Hello, everything here has a very important purpose and you must raise specific hands in specific places to enter. specific side menus and tap specific buttons on those specific side menus while specific bullets fly across your specific face you need to see where you are going there is a hand movement for this you need to step back and check your ammo count there is a movement To do this you need to protect your team from bullets entering the cockpit, there is a hand movement to enter aiming mode, there is a specific hand movement to do in a specific area of ​​the screen When you are sitting at a specific distance from the front window, you also have to check your crew by swiping your finger all over the cabin and you have to get up from time to time and you need to fly.
This is simply too much for poor little Connect to handle and this game is not easy for you, it is life or death. With no help in between, you are in control of a walking tank in a war, good luck,tweens, but that's not all because the game also requires constant use of the controller to move, aim and shoot the tank, which not only makes me wonder why I can do it. I only use the controller, but this also figuratively makes Kinect poop because if you're sitting holding a controller, your hands are too close together and the tracking has an anxiety attack, which means a lot of this happens when the game demands precision and quick reactions when everything works as planned, which is rare, the steel battalion is extremely immersive and satisfying to play, if it is a little difficult, I managed to complete the first story mission on my first try and it It felt great to do it, but it was only 20 of what I managed to play, the rest is a total disaster, man, the wind field powers hit me in the face, yeah, and I have to rub my chest to understand.
Hello what is it? You have another hookup game for me. Great, which one is it? sonic freeriders oh yeah, everyone was eagerly waiting for this one, weren't you the only connection game? I don't think I've heard anything positive about yeah, what a nice intro this is, really, I'm grateful because if you leave the screen or sit down for any reason, this little Johnny up here disappears and the whole game stops and no matter how hard I tried , this scene cannot be skipped, so for the first minute and a half of the game you are stuck standing there waiting. so a video ends like you're waiting for a bus, but instead of it eventually taking you to the main street, you're taken to one of the worst racing games ever made.
I was able to complete each of the tutorial missions. No problem at all, although I'm trying for the first time on all fronts, but you know you're in for a good time when the little man telling you that you're perfectly visible from the Kinect changes from a happy white to a sad red after you ends the introduction. It didn't matter what I did, what lighting conditions I used, how far I was from the sensor, how much space I left, I even restarted the game and tried again during the intro, I was happy as Larry, but during the game it was deleted and you know.
Maybe that's what caused this game to be practically unplayable? Maybe it was my end that was the problem, except it certainly wasn't because I recalibrated the damn thing three times and knew exactly where it was each time and, more importantly, the menus worked absolutely perfectly for me. Look, I don't have a problem with any of this. I knew which direction my feet were facing. I knew every time I made a jump and could even clean the steam off the screen perfectly with my hands. but leaning my body slightly back to turn a corner no way, that's too much for this puppy, we can't turn any corners here.
What do you think this is a racing game? The best position I could reach after three races was The fifth Sonic Free Riders doesn't work How many more ways can I say it kills your back with all the incline? Your legs hurt from how high you have to jump for it to register. Your arms hurt with all the moves you have to do if you really, desperately want to go out and crash into a wall, it's free, Sonic Free Riders is just a bleak experience from the moment it starts, when the main theme screams at you at all times. lung until you start a race and slide a disc, not even the menus audio tracking works, just look at this, I'm saying the next word and the jack knows I'm saying the next word because it's lighting up right there and In fact, here I am using the microphone function at Disneyland.
So you can see it really works. Here we go. Tomorrowland Astro Blasters park map, but in Sonic. Freeriders are like a stubborn child, he listens to me but just refuses to do anything else oh yeah, you can say this: I hear at this point I'm fed up, I'm exhausted and I'm about to throw in the towel, but there's a game I'm missing, isn't there a very special game in particular? Well, I wanted to end this video with a real bang, so what better way to do it than with possibly the most infamous Kinect game ever created. remember the excitement surrounding this, I mean stop and think about it for a second, it's a Star Wars game that uses your arms to control the action, which meant force powers with your arms and most importantly, swinging the lightsaber, but that wasn't all that got people excited because along with dirty lies, the video game also has four additional main games to play.
I guess we'd better start with the one they actually showed, even though it's Jedi Destiny, but who do I pick from this classic lineup of characters? a problem deciding if i choose araborata zitara man tren alvar vanilla draws vanilla right no, i know exactly who to choose da singe da damn sins ah, who are you and that's a little problematic because i'm not ready for them? I'm just a Jedi trainee and how am I going to fight the dark side if I can't even avoid a metal sphere shooting me in the bubble butt? Feel the force flow between you and the pedestal.
Yes, now I'm feeling the strength. What is it? The one thing everyone loves about the Star Wars movies, that's right, what are lightsaber battles? They are climactic, fast-paced, passionate, intricate and all of that is captured perfectly in Star Wars. Connect while staying still and moving your hand from time to time to block. attacks after which you push the enemy back and then pretend to randomly paint a fence so you can attack, those are all lightsaber battles and I know this because the jaws of fate game mode is nothing but lightsaber battles light and it is exactly the same.
Like this, I need to see your Star Wars ID log in because I need to know if you're licensed to get excited anyway, after about 10 minutes of Jedi training, we're ready to defeat the Sith, so let's go to Yoda and the crew. to save the wookies time of trials yes time of danger great hope in you we have that is the worst impression of Yoda I have ever heard it is not even close to saying the same for you once we did hello yoda nice to meet you now it's us I have to learning to run, jump, kick and dodge in the wookie training grounds and I have to be honest, the connection delay when trying to read when I stop leaning forward is probably the best thing about the game because it means I'm able to perform the very basic action of moving forward and stopping at the right times whenever I want without any problems.
Your strength comes from force control. You will be a fighter. You are wow. I can move rocks with my hand and throw. them on other rocks for this the connection was made I'm a real jedi after this, then they give us eight minutes to pretend to drive a speeder through the trees, we occasionally back up to avoid being shot at and then we continue That's it, it doesn't happen nothing else here for a full eight minutes, other than the best line of dialogue I've ever heard in any game. Trees, hey Yoda, where do the birds live?
What is paper made from trees? What was cut down in the Amazon rainforest up to seven billion? times last year and it's a contributing factor to an environmental crisis and after this is when you find out what the rest of the jedi destiny is about: standing still and airing your pants, this one move solves all your problems, sure you can be strategic by using the force to knock out multiple opponents or performing jump attacks to deal powerful damage, but why bother with any of that when this single move is capable of deflecting every bullet fired at you, ricocheting them back towards your enemies and then make it automatically fly to you? each enemy and cut them into pieces, the only time I had to think here was when they were blocking me, at which point you just need to jump in the air to get behind the enemy and start waxing and waxing again and the other.
The game modes are nothing to write home about, you have the boring gem of destiny mode, which I already talked about about pod racing, which is basically that speeder in the trees segment from before, but it's more uncontrollable and unplayable . which honestly is just boring even though every family on screen is dying horribly, everyone you see here, every person, everyone dies, but that's not the problem, it's repetitive, who would have thought that the genocide would be repetitive? You surely have missions to complete. like throwing a bag a certain distance or landing on top of a person, which you don't really need to think about, just do this and you'll be kicking like a big baby, waving your arms in the air like you really care. a bit and watch in horror as this Star Wars family game includes a mode where you literally eat a father of four after stepping all over his house, but don't bother trying to load in, even though the game seriously doesn't work when you try.
I'm really trying to make it work. What do you want me to do? Game. I'm copying the movement. It looks like I'm trying to start a car from the 1930s. Why can't I charge this thing? But all this. This isn't the reason you stayed on the video so long, was it because there's one more game mode in Star Wars Connect that we just have to talk about and it's known as Galactic Dance? Do you think Harrison Ford knows about this? I think he likes this. Do you think he did the motion capture? Even though I knew exactly what was coming when I clicked on this game, I still didn't know how to react when it appeared on the screen.
This is a culture shock, but you know what part of the entire game works best. It seems to know how well your body copies most moves and it's so funny, oh it's funny, shut up, they took the song Hollerback Girl and changed it to hologram. the girl with the subbulba on the front has a sense of humor, in fact the only thing that stopped me from playing more this is a simple fact, I can't dance to save my life, those famous Bigfoot tapes aren't real and I'll say it. Because? Because they were filming me, but hey, at least my girlfriend Kerris knows how to dance, so she took over the moment I gave up and she will do anything by hand, so let's answer my question from the beginning of this video.
Kinect is a giant laughingstock for the Kinect itself or for the games it was stuck with, well if the galactic dance of all things works perfectly on the Star Wars disc but nothing else, I think the answer is pretty obvious to Throughout this extensive journey of mine, I'm surprised to say that I've actually been surprised by the camera on more than one occasion, whether it's connected sports and connected adventures, pixar, rush the gun stringer or galactic dancer, I think I can definitely say here and now that this In fact, it's not entirely the camera's fault that the connection has become a huge joke, it's not perfect, don't quote me wrong, but from what I played, the technology is definitely there and almost 11 years later It still manages to run extremely well when it wants to and sometimes I dare say I thought tethering was the ideal way to play some of these games, but overall that doesn't mean anything when it was only 15 of my time playing with this, The few games that do well may be charming, but the bulk of Connects' library was built from fake-out demos and cash-grab franchises more interested in making a quick buck than spending the time figuring out how to play. the intricacies of the sensor worked and you can't go past something like Connect Adventures. to Sonic freeriders and they tell me that's not the case, if it couldn't be better than a controller or at least work as good as a controller then why did you make it more important?
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