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The First Thanksgiving

The First Thanksgiving
hi everyone Happy

Thanksgiving

I think it's great Americans still celebrate

Thanksgiving

but there's some things about that

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year that you have were wrong my friend mr. gobbles is going to help me tell you about that

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thank you Mary gobbly goo boo boo I love

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yummy it all started in 1620 my people wanted to leave the old world so we could worship God I heard all about that you were the pilgrims not exactly mr. gobble we were caught separated the time
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pilgrims are not used until 200 years later separatists not pilgrim but you're wearing pilgrim clothes baba we do goo goo just look at the black dress in the white bonnet they made me wear this crazy costume for this cartoon it's not what we really wore our clothes were colorful I wouldn't be caught in an outhouse on a dark night and this get up so how did you get from the old world to the new world did you gobbly goo fly I bet your arms was tired gobble you can't get your kick
whatever mom and dad bought three shares on the Mayflower Hudson Scott's five pounds each which would be 750 dollars today the Mayflower carried 102 passengers and 26 crew only half of us were separated the rest were called strangers it was a cargo ship it wasn't so fancy we suck on hay bale mattresses we spend our time singing praying and telling stories tell me a story I got believe you love stories quiet bar bein what do you think I'm doing I am telling a story you pilgrims get
upset to leave early I'm a separatist not a pilgrim remember the seas were stormy and we only had salted meats soften fish Oh dried peas and hard bread too Oh where'd you make doodoo Mary huh where'd you go party in a bucket okay that we dumped it over the side of the ship that's gobbly goo nasty many people were sick

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father that mother became ill when we arrived at the Harbor my parents both died gobbly goo sad when we got to Plymouth Colony I was so excited I jumped out
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of the Robo and ran to shore I was the

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female to reach land girls rule and turkeys rule what's this rock with a year carbonate there was no rock like this nonsense I like the rock gobbly goo looking bad turkey cowboy down Oh miles Standish took care of me after my parents died the

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year was tough while we search for food and build houses were you scared Mary I suppose but we were so busy I didn't think about it so much Squanto a Native American walked on a log man taught
governor Radford how to plant corn oh you just put the seed in the dirt cover the seat up and water it got it you're going too fast oh boy it's going to be a long year and why am I dressed in this ridiculous loincloth what someone please bring me something I would have really worn and not just my underwear we didn't dress like this what do we do do we put the seed in the ground now you need to fertilize the earth I recommend rotting fish gobbling goostin okay

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all that
yummy food I am mr. gobbles but I corn and beans grew we were happy over half a lot of people died but we were still thankful huh well monster gobbles it's time to eat yeah ee um look at all that food uh Mary what's that cook the bird there on the table looks like a turkey to me got read boy people eat well today Americans eat 46 million turkeys each

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46 million I think I'm gonna fight

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you'll jump on my head then you'll stuff me in a roast me Wow put your
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head back on mister gobbles we didn't eat any turkeys in 1621 no no no turkeys nope no pumpkin pies either but but I like pumpkin pie no pie but we did have a feast invited Squanto and Chief Massasoit why am I wearing this ridiculous headdress who picked out these clothes ugh don't ask 9 d welp analogues join us for the peace well I'm gobbling you glad you didn't need any turkeys but if you didn't need turkeys and you didn't need pumpkin pie what did you eat mashed
potatoes sweet potatoes I'm doubling you hungry we don't eat any of those things that's a story and his men killed five deer and a loyal man killed some waterfowl we also ate squash nuts and lobster lobster um now that's EE do more like it no nom nom nom I love lobster no no I heard Squanto brought popcorn to what for the movie I don't think so after the vittles doesn't want Pato Wong people go back to their teepees to rest and watch football then while Pawan didn't
live in teepees their houses will call way too there are made out of birch bark thanks my house may have looked like this but I didn't I'm still running around in my underwear looks like a goblin do nice place to raise a pet Turkey huh maybe a turkey that couldn't talk so you ate a

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dinner and everyone lived happily ever after huh we were thankful but later things were not so peaceful disease and violence drove us apart and you started eating turkeys too still for three
days you saw what thankfulness could do we gathered in the small harvest we had and fitted our houses and dwellings up against the coming winter being well recovered in health and strength and had all things in good plenty I look over the land and the Sun is bright in the wind wakers the earth your God our spirit is good upon this land where the beans and the squash come from and we give thanks happy

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everyone cow become a vegetarian gobbly goo boo turkey tastes nasty bad turkey yeah
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