The Fairly Odd Parents | Shelf Life #TBT

You're right students, it's the last day of school, you're probably very excited about homework-free summer vacation and carefree, homework-free outdoor joy if you're an adult like me, but if you're a kid, you have to do it. . spend your summer writing a 500 page book report this is the approved list of books you can choose from have a good summer don't forget to write and write and write a 500 page book report it all sounds fun what I said was it sounded like that funny, he said it again great, school's out, it's summer vacation, okay, what do you want to do timmy, get some snow cones, wish for world peace, get some snow cones , I have an idea, let's say we go to the library, oh you know? to get an early start on that 500-page book report you're going to have to do at some point because the library is full of information and you're going to let it slide until the last minute, right, of course?

I'm not going to let it go until the last minute. I just can't wait to spend the entire summer exploring the wonders of books. I can't believe I let it go until the last minute. Do you guys never go to the bathroom properly? At least I can take solace in the fact that my best friend has also been procrastinating all summer, just like me. Actually, Timmy, I did my report months ago and it's going to be made into a movie. I'm planning on failing this year, so I stopped worrying months ago. We're going to the end of summer carnival, all day, free, for kids who did their summer book report, which is free, so why did you walk all this way to the library with me, leave it alone?

Oh, cheer up, Timmy, the library can be just as fun as a free street carnival, right, cosmo, oh man, that carnival is amazing and look, I want a fluffy puppy. All he had to do was put the tail on Elmer. Hey, what are we doing in the library? The library is stupid, well, me for one. I can't wait to see what magical, deep, complicated piece of literature you're going to read for your report. Everyone knew Spatsville was a fun little town. There was only one rule. You could never frown. There are a lot of morals in this story but here's what I choose when you come to spatsville don't make fun of the rat shoes don't make fun of the rat shoes wait you're 499 pages away and this book is not on the improved list holy blanket wet timmy she's right Are the books Crocker said you can use boring?

What's wrong with this book? Astrophysics for morons. Yeah, look at all the pretty colors and the word Wanda uses a lot. Look, oh, how boring. Who cares about the laws of physics? The physics police. Ok let's go. this is over here sherlock holmes sherlock holmes is a detective oh, is he a tough tough guy who solves his problems with his fists? No, he's British, so he solves it with cricket. There's only one way to find out since I don't have the time or attention span to read this, let's leave the fancy hat here, oh but timmy reading is for dummies without fairy godmothers, right, I wish holmes were here, What's all this, timothy, how did you know my name, dear boy, I'm sherlock?

Holmes, the best detective in the world because of his blank stare and the way she looks at him, I got used to the fact that she's married and he's a drooling jerk. Wow, everyone has read this book except me, so you're going to help me with my book report, are you stupid? a detective, not a babysitter and now I'm going to get the van to Diamond Diamond Sherlock wait, relax, we'll find him later. Hey, this book has a picture of a boy. I can totally relate the adventures of Tom Sawyer. This is about no, it's a classic adventure about a lazy boy who gets everyone else to do his work for him.

I'm not into anything. Tom Sawyer gets unsuspecting dumb kids to do his job by being a smooth-talking con man, so I'm fine because I'm not dumb at all hey, wait a minute, this isn't the Mississippi River and you're not Hook and you're not Becky. My name is Timmy Turner and I just wanted you to get out of your book. My book. Yes, you are a. character from the story book about your adventures were written in 1876 by Mr. Mark Twain anyone who reads this book knows everything about your

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and all the adventures you have, you mean it's the same story every time yes, in one chapter you navigate by the mississippi with huck finn and in another chapter you get a boy to paint a fence for you, ooh, rivers painting, what an exciting story, just add golf and a nap and that's it, well, when you put it that way, it sounds very boring , I mean, look at this. big stuff, old monster trucks rock and roll bands, that's exciting.

I wish I could change my story a little with things like this. Oh, sorry, captain throws a minute, but to do that you would need a magic wand like this, a magic wand. You're right, I'm too boring to drive one of those. That's right, you're here to help Timmy write a book report so we can hit the streets free all day, hey, let's pin Elmer's tail. It sounds like a lot of fun, Timmy, and now that I think about it, I'd be very proud to do all your schoolwork for you. Really provide one of your magical floating friends to keep me company, not me, I don't want to be a part of this if you need it.

I will be in the all men or assholes section, what are you waiting for? Mosey comes down to that free carnival while your friend and I start writing in your paper, thanks. Wanda said you were just a scammer. Oh, geez. I'm a scammer. If Khan is short for Khan, you think you're not at the street fair yet, so that's what Khan means. I've been wondering since that guy sold me the Brooklyn Bridge, wow, I dropped my wand, this will be like that too. Easy Cosmo, he brought you a snow cone, but it melted in my mouth, oh, okay, Timmy, I'm busy cleaning this fence for my good friend Tom.

How did that fence get here? I posted so my good friend Tom couldn't. You simply throw the white paint on the fence. He can not. He traded me his magic wand for painting lessons. Cosmo, that's a horrible deal, I know, and I felt so bad for Tom that I gave him magic lessons and your snow cone. cosmos and write my report for me, your money back, you are not my boss with this magic stick, no one is and I will never go back there, it's Missouri, there, have you ever been to Missouri, but you have to.

Come back there, that's not your story anymore, oh Hillary, how did you put up with it? cosmo lost his wand to a fictional character from missouri hey mine doesn't work with his wand and i taught him how to do it that's how i got the second brush as we say in missouri i'm not going back to missouri we have to go after him and get that one back wand but i have to put on the second cloak cosmo timmy we have to find tom sawyer and get the wand back what book are we anyway judging by the large amount of words and the lack of pictures you can color in i guarantee you no It's nothing I've read.

No, we're three more stories in, Captain Ahab, sir. Wow, we must be inside Moby Dick, the story of the great. White whale cotton one of them got another one of those fancy glowing torches another wait a barefoot kid ran around here oh yeah the scheming boy from Missouri wreaked all kinds of havoc with that fancy glowing stick of his just look what he did to me like oh Oh my God, he cut off your leg uh no, no, my other leg and that's not all that demon did captain the captain blows what is that? We fell right into the climax of the story where Captain Ahab has his duel to the death with a great white shark.

Whale, his archenemy, movie, okay, I didn't even read the book and I know that's not right, hey, everyone likes it. I only changed one letter and turned it into Moby Duck. Now I'm a writer, not bad for a boring character, eh? see, there's a whole mess, a book just to wait to be teased to the end, I'm faced with it now, where I guess it's a book about angry farmers. Hey, tell your boss, Dr. Frankenstein, to keep his Frankenstein monster there in Frankenstein's castle. I knew it, we're in Dracula, hey, back up, we're not even part of this story, villagers are attacking villagers, wait a minute if Tom can change the books, then can I give one to Wanda?

This is the climactic scene where the villagers chase the monster and it's three miles per gallon something about the combination of my rural heritage and this monster truck seems right too oh no we're going to get squashed like rural bugs on a rural windshield peace to you, My son born in Missouri, oh no, not you, hey, hey, what are the hands? I just got my manicure hey ladies this is for you you'll never catch me hey fancy pants come here often hey oh no it's Tarzan the lord of the curtains oh great apes changed to curtains and the lord of the curtains. tacky who dressed you cheetah lord of shapes this is a circle this is a square this is a triangle we can get out of here I'm learning again okay, let's start roll call musketeer dirty party eat scoundrel please turn the three musketeers into the three mouths Jason, how do we Argonauts fight this powerful beast?

There is only one way to fight this cyclops. Men with music. We have guitars and pirate hats. Long swords and treasure maps. To the north, southeast and west. We have tattoos on our chests, except wait. a larry, you walked into moby dick, then frankenstein, then tarzan, lord of the curtains, he's running down the row of books i made for you, oh no, and the last book on that pile is astrophysics for morons, guys, we got Have to stop him one more time from getting into a physics book, what's the worst that could happen, guys? Don't they understand that you can turn gravity into sauce?

Oh my God, we have to stop it. What I don't understand, what is the threat? There is not a minute to cool down. you're in the rat in the fights you used your magic wand to get here on time I have a proposal for you now you're speaking my language what kind of proposal how would you like two magic wands instead of one timmy what are you? keep talking, you've caught my rural interest, all you have to do is beat me in a frown contest, I'm from Missouri, I frowned on the state sports broadcast, that Yankee ain't gotta hey, little man in this little and fun town, there is only one law.

You can never frown. You're not my boss, but I don't take orders from any rats or clown shoes. Take it from a Missouri punk. What did you say about my shoes? That's how this book ends. How did you do it? I know that would happen elementary, my dear Wanda, I deduced that Tom would make fun of the bat rats, which, if you know this book as well as I do, invariably leads to disaster, you haven't seen the last of me, oh yes, and Tom said you're Sending me to Missouri, good job Timmy, I guess we better hope all those books get back to normal.

Hey? Not yet, I have a proposal for you. Well, class, you're probably wondering how I graded your report so quickly. That's because they're all horrible. everyone knows the book is called moby duck there is no whale in it sanjay for even discussing the musical element of jason and the kittens you will get a f turner your report on who would win in a fight tom sawyer or the rat and the leggings It was Perfect, I despise you, but I have no choice but to give you a wow, Timmy got an A and all he had to do was get everyone else to not do it, but I can't help but think I forgot something, something important, oh . and I'm the one who does it again, do it again, yes, to do something more basic, my dear turners, hello, did you meet when you were 10 years old?, you fell madly in love, you despise your neighbors, the dinklebergs and your names are oh, you're right.

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