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The Black Cauldron - Nostalgia Critic

May 10, 2020
This episode brought to you by expressvpn, the best VPN out there, take back your online privacy today, so tree, who's got your horse right? Thank you for the swamps of sadness. I discovered that he has crippling depression. Oh wow yes, but fortunately, an apple full of Prozac and literally. Drowning in his own despair, let him run, well, that's gotta be better than you coming back, not like I am, well after being chased by a woman with a decapitated head down a hallway with screaming faces, I think I'd prefer the man in shock therapy. This is so crazy I had no idea there were so many survivors of 80's kids movies.
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Thanks for having me on this Falcon. Well, you know, I invited one of those Coopers from Dark Crystal, three teenage survivors of the bride to a colorful time known as the. a tune to present our award to the winner of the smallest survival in a scary eighties children's movie is a tie between mrs. Brisby and Fifo for starting so much. I know Python would love to accept this award too, but he seems to have mysteriously disappeared that night. I dedicate this award to Don Bluth's disturbing phobia of cats. Seriously, who names the feline dragon? Thank you.
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I just hope this raises awareness about the dangers of clown firefighters and also the sound of Peter Lorre being fired, how racially insensitive to the only

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person in any of these dark children's fantasy movies, his passing of his grandson Malcolm Ray , thank you all for being a group of racist cookies the boy's name was this year's witches thank you, it's no secret that this movie inflicted great psychological damage on my psyche, but knowing that the damage caused was inflicted tenfold to millions of children across the country it just warms my heart, wait. wait a minute I just have to win that award it's tarin ooh I'm Black Cauldron it's got an honorable mention think it's on the same level as other dark 80's movies but I guess Black Cauldron isn't my favorite movie Hey, do you dare?
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Say you did it like Black Couldron 3, well you know something like no, what do you like Black Cauldron? But that doesn't mean you don't like Black Cauldron. It was developed in the '70s. Black Culture went through many reworkings until its release in 1985. It apparently passed from one creative team to another. It constantly consumed money, being the most expensive animated film at the time, and was heavily edited because Jeffrey Katzenberg freaked out when saw kids run out of preview screenings because of how scary it was. Wow, this sounds nice. When it came out, it was not very well received by

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s or the public, in fact it lost to the Care Bears movie that had already been released for several months.
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I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard. It was often referred to as the film that almost destroyed Disney over the years, although it has developed a cult following, praised by fans of dark '80s films and applauded for being the

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sheep of the Disney cinema. Yes, people understood very well that it was too dark for their brainwashed Disney Minds. Challenge me, coward. Oh, four days, the greatest warrior breathes his last breath. This would take minutes to disappear. Yes, some things give you things that I don't understand. Is Black Cauldron like this dark lost masterpiece or is it just an awkward, forgettable mess.
Complicated, I tell you what, why don't you watch it on my phone and decide for yourself while we tend to be proto bastards here? Good luck, well let's see if it's worth the praise or hate it's received. This is Black Cauldron yes. I'm open enough with the description of what the Black Cauldron is. Once there was a king so cruel and so easy that even the gods feared him and everyone was scared by those BK ads. Then a Black Cauldron was made to hide the evil from the King. and whoever owned it could raise an army of the dead, so obviously this evil King is the bad guy, right, no, I never mentioned it again.
It is strange that they were strengthening it so much if in The Lord of the Rings it would add if they were like the spirit of Sauron in fact Sauron has returned well, let's see what the White Witch is doing she is fine they have taken us to a cabin where a wizard can be a man named Alban babysits a child named Taryn with an American accent like Terran or Turan now I'm just going to call him heartbreaking because his voice is tearing my earlobes apart like a monolith of annoyance, this will be my life spoiling a pig.
I am a Terran warrior. I am 100% convinced that she is the lost Disney princess. I know that doesn't sound right seeing how there's technically a Disney princess in this later, but she doesn't have as many Disney princess traits as him, for example she's very delicate and Fae, but I'm afraid she lives in a cabin , not happy. With her life, she has no mother and longs for more. Dubin does not understand that I am no longer a small child. I should be doing heroic acts to raise her. Even her design is very similar to a Disney princess.
Look at it if you just change the hair, it's pretty. Damn, shut your head, man, you're breaking down barriers, you don't even know you're breaking them down. There's a minor problem, though: the yearning part I was talking about is actually more whiny if you replace more with your fist. Read obsessive I'm a warrior hanwen hanwen is always heard I'm a warrior, will you ever be anything but a little assistant I'm a famous warrior laureate what I need is a warrior amulet, you better eat it. give me some water you challenged me you got dirty he doesn't like you I know the idea is to show that he is conceited and not ready for the world he is about to enter but there is a difference between the conceited Peter Parker and the conceited Howard the Duck that one has charming and how naive he is and the other one is Howard the duck don't be like Howard the duck Todd he takes care of a pig called chicken one who they only keep around because a spider said he was cool it was strange when he suddenly stopped doing something it's so terrible she can't contain it so the pig has magical powers when you put her face in the water she can predict the future cool when my hamster puts his balls and kool-aid she can see Gilligan's Island what kind of power is that I mean , come to a map and the moonlight reveals hidden letters.
Playing a flute over fire can invoke magical images. Pushing a pig's face and a toilet can give you lottery numbers. It just doesn't seem particularly whimsical. Fancy. She is showing us better Disney movies. You better go. some of the raciest scenes sent our scenes but no the Horned King figured it out we're not really sure how he figured it out oh we must have been his drunk instagram post yeah that makes sense I'm not afraid of the Horned King, so you We were already fools, boy, there really was a turning point for them to take you, you went to the cabin hidden at the edge of the Forbidden Forest, good boy, Toby, I won't fail you, he's going to fail me so much, what sobs, why don't you come? me, well, the cats and the boots, and I still send them from the physical Netflix DVDs, yes, it's me who we then cut to the Horned King's castle beautifully accompanied by the recycling of Elmer Bernstein, our theme, the work has the voice of legendary actor John.
Hurt, who makes for a pretty chilling read, with the exception of when he runs around like he's doing so well for any fan that he didn't put money in the parking meter for him, soon the Black Cauldron will be my yes. Arne is very aware of this. his important mission to keep and win her safe, they stop right in the middle to fantasize about himself as a hero and lose her. Thank you, thank you, thank you everyone, oh no, my fantasies of sexy Big Bird are getting in the way of my fantasies of heroism. Real nights of him don't have to stay focused, do they?
But without the help of my chicken, here I am Henry, oh no, that was really the best, take your head, oh no, I'm going to eat my favorite cereal, oh no. this is not my favorite cereal oh well, I still have port in a bowl oh no, we're out of bowls oh well, I'll still get the toy that's inside oh just when you think our clues might get more annoying Oh, profound biblical mentions are coming , this is gurgi groupies if the furry dogs asked jar jar fart binks his voice no matter how often you ask him to stop hitting and hating and yes, dear viewer, it is in many of the margins of the film, one eye Never sharp, cookies for a big event.
Now go give me numbers yeah a candy first come get us please what happened oh yeah oh I get it someone said I bet you can't trick Disney animators into drawing hair of Wilford Brimley's armpit in Mark Twain's Pokémon doll with the Donald Duck's death rattle and some say this bastard was like Look at me, very annoying food and walk and the wind is found too late, since the satanic cold He grabs her and takes her to the Horned King and on such a beautiful rotoscope day for himself. Great, I won't even go to cancer, poor girl, you'll never see her friend again.
You know, if you say one more thing like queefing his wife, we'll never see Gurgi again. Taryn goes to the Horn King's castle as safely as she can. she climbs the walls so well-architected that they pass through a door that leads to beams in the ceiling. My design was the Winchester Susie. That confuses the spirit, all because she was drunk. Esmeralda has been taking some liberties with her brand. Now just think of a funnier version of hellfire I feel like I see the sun coltan horizon hair don't shave me it's my thing I just love it yeah we always have to look amazed every time he walks in even those are like the millionth room he's ever been in entered oh, goes to the kitchen goes in to do the laundry Cantor's bathroom would be so bad if this explosive demonic flatulence didn't follow him and every entrance seriously smells like tits ass in here can we all not eat?
Shaved turkey, who is the assistant of the horned king, called Creeper, who brings the captured hanwen. They can't get him to show where the Black Cauldron is, but luckily it's raining failures. I suppose, boy, that you are the guardian of this Iraq. It just can't be. You know there are some. words that simply cannot be made free even with the incredible voice of John Hurt. I am convinced that the pig is one of them. I mean, come on, you're the owner of this animal, the owner of this creature, the owner of this beak, I just keep waiting to see it like this, baby, it'll do.
Pig that doesn't do it, now dies. Actually, I'm not far off, since they threatened to cut off his head if he didn't show them how to get the visions and the man was. this is an uncomfortable picture when I stopped her while I was checking Oh Mike, I tell you, not only do I bet you take pleasure in saying the magic words that show them the black

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s, the location of your leash, that noise out of my reach, okay, the The face of the pigs tripping over the balls is one of the funniest. things I've ever seen and if it's not all friends and if it's just the beginning friends but Taran trips spilling the water on the horn Face of a king I'm melting I met him wait why does this happen none of course when pigs tell the future in The water becomes instantly toxic.
Who wrote this? You know, I have the same origin stories about Pinkies, much more aggressive than I thought, so they locked her up somehow and he's left alone to think about her thoughts, although my escape failed. I'll try again tomorrow, but a girl sneaks into her cell and admits that she's a prisoner. I am Princess Eilonwy. She sends the fur, look, nasty, shut up, all her names sound like preservatives, so princess, although Holly monitors the situation, are you a lord or a warrior? I'm an assistant pig keeper, oh what a shame she's more of a princess than you.
Actually, there is some truth in that. There is absolutely no reason for her to be a princess. She never uses her Authority. We never see the kingdom of her. There are no members of the royal family entering the scene. It's completely useless. I think she was just too embarrassed to say what. she really made a living I'm a pig keeper assistant well I'm a cleaning assistant princess yes that's princess really from what kingdom close your ho vo sounds Norwegian thank god the guards are on vacation while they easily sneak around the place and They find the tomb of the king who used to own the castle he must have been a great warrior the shield is the second marker of the one who graduates from the well maintaining the tomb robbery while stealing the King's sword and then they realize that the henchmen bring a ton of the corpses stop, we should help him, they also ran into a minstrel who is being locked up for stealing Aristocats designs.
You seem like a smart old man to me. I had no idea who, boy, even with the dumb Disney faces, that was a really dumb face, maybe him. I just saw John Malkovich in the bird box and I couldn't believe he couldn't stop making hummingbirds suck penises with his face his name is what who no what who no pickles I call him pickles so Taran pickles and Lonely Princess They join together to try and escape, but oh no, they meet a guard with an axe, be careful, he could use his hand, but luckily he is, it's a swordwho sings, look here, says that only the stupidest will miss me as long as they don't have to. in the actual hero job, okay, seriously, did he just skip?
They are happily escaping to get to the castle entrance, but it's okay, they're locked in, so the princess hugs the door. I can demand that you save us only for a while, you know? An idea occurs to me, we are really terrible at what we do, our heroes escape while Creeper goes to tell the Horned King the bad news you bring about the pig. Sorry, it's still funny, there are just some words that get on your nerves. in a menacing tone, you bring news of the cookies, you bring news of Walla Walla Washington, you bring news of the cuckoo butter muffin, it can't be done, he sends his dragons to find them while our heroes take a minute to collect themselves.
Leader almost finished, he's not very good, oh, same. My insides weren't afraid like we were running for our lives well, I got us out of the castle, didn't I? Yeah, I'd say it was the magic swords, no need to point out how useless it is, the movie doesn't. quite naturally, ha, what does a girl know about that kind of thing? At least I'm not talking about it anymore, you silly girl. I hugged a door that is more than the wood you offer, thank you for getting me out of the dungeon, so alone. as quickly as they blow up each other, they fix things and we also see the return of shutting down, closing the door or making a door so we can close it, you know, we make sure this is an underrated classic, it's complicated, it's very easy to steal someone's identity nowadays look hello chaplain of your kita now you like being Keaton online this is done all the time that's why you need expressvpn without a VPN in general your ISP and your cell phone provider can track your data Internet Browsing and Businesses and Hackers When you use a VPN like ExpressVPN, your public IP address is masked, so even the websites you visit won't be able to identify it.
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Like heck, freeze frames seriously, you could start a photo playlist with these: The chubby bearded guy in every fantasy, you'll fit right into the farmer and every fantasy princess in every fantasy and comic relief in every fantasy. Disney, we welcome new dreams and ideas as long as like they did before we were about to sentence her to death for eating 12 of our people, it makes sense that you look, tell me, the fires and murders are still up there, well , Katzenberg is still in charge, if that's what you mean. tell them where they can find the Black Cauldron and plan to destroy it to stop the Horned King.
They come across Madam Mins' brothel and go inside to see if they can find it. We can tell you clearly that you know it is growing on me. a cyst they encounter Winnie the Pooh's collection of pots for the hocus pocus prototype appear and threaten to turn them into frogs let's play how many fetishes were created with this scene enough we've come for the Black Cauldron maybe I can interest you in something If not, What could you do? What do you want? The sword once again does all the work and the witches agreed to trade the Black Cauldron for it.
There's no time, no, it's our only chance. It's your own choice. Laughing, you could be the best of them all. I offer you. my dearest possession, you've had that thing for a day. I mean, if I had the chance to trade the end of the world for a weapon that never misses, it wouldn't be a big deal. I mean, I use it on him first and then on the other one. A deal is made and the giant

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is revealed destroying the house, yes with this thing, now for some reason when the Black Cauldron rises we resort to Franken's berry fart fantasies.
I don't know, they tell them that the evil of the cauldrons can only be stopped if someone voluntarily sacrifices themselves by jumping in the cold, puts a piece of sugar there and waits for an insect to get in, yes, I saw then, two seconds, these idiots still spend all the night trying to discover something. I let you down without my soda. Nothing, I think you want to throw yourself into that cauldron. I'll dedicate something entirely to you so that the villains can find them and take them back to the castle where the Horned King uses the cauldron to bring a bunch of skeletons back to life.
He finds them. and frees them I must stop the cauldron I'm sorry, I'm lonely, my mind is made up, this movie is a lost cause and I want out, but get this. gurgi decides to sacrifice himself oh no, now gurgi No Savas Claude, yes JB, we all shed a Tear when you gave your life for us Hello everyone, everyone fits me, everyone doesn't, this is not a champion, so the army of the king of the Horde begins to fall, it couldn't be that they checked our internet connection, it could be unstable, some Terran dice. he almost gets sucked in when the Horned King sees him and no joke, the entire climax of this movie is just him clinging to the wall, why isn't the heroic action in this movie just clinging to the architecture, oh and pushing, clinging and pushing the The physical demands of fighting for sheets on a double-sized mattress, so the bare minimum is for our heroes to save the day, but that still doesn't bring back Gurgi's attempt.
I guess this good was what he wanted and he's still not satisfied, but the witches come to get the cauldron back, which makes you wonder what they want with it or the sword. You know who these people are. Anyway, Pickles decides to finally do something in this movie and negotiate it. Yes, the cauldron for Gurgi. He hoped we could kill him again. Maybe we will. I'll call him this time so I agree and oh boy Gary is back, well you might come back agitated once I report that on social media your gray ass is grass, so we end with the last exciting moan from the movie that was memorable because you created Kaylee.
Since the search for Camelot she looks like damn Joan of Arc and that was the Black Cauldron. Is it worth the praise or criticism they have received over the years? It's complicated, the characters and story range from forgettably bland to frustratingly annoying, but at the same time it's an impressive film given the time it was released and the company that released it, this is the closest Disney will ever get to a water boat or Wizards, that strange combination of cheap and epic looking while hovering over a dart style that most parents would have. they're afraid to show their kids what that is, it's really so dark, there are darker themes and ideas and other Disney properties, these creatures that we've seen in other Disney movies and even some of the wilder, more imaginative things, some of them designed by a young Tim Burton.
They weren't used because they were considered too weird, so it doesn't even have enough of a weird factor to make it so unique, but it was edited. 12 minutes were cut from this movie and you know that would have saved the movie. Would you believe something is possible? Apparently there was a lot more blood and violence in the original cut, which would most likely have resulted in an R rating which makes the reputation more attractive, since we can simply blame it on the clothes that Mida's thoughts were not. ready to venture too far from the fairy tales of it, but this is what would still have these guys as main characters.
Could the longer edition have contributed to its development? I guess so, but it's like saying there's an edition of Phantom Menace that can make Jar Jar Binks work or an edition of Son of the Mass that makes Jamie Kennedy work, sure it's possible, but it's highly unlikely, especially taking into account its performance and features, but even taking all that into account, I understand why a lot of people like this movie. The most consistently dark look of Disney films - almost all of the environments are gray and swampy - it's an old-school retro feel that most people associate with Andy's dark children's movies and, although it still keeps some Disney tropes, tried to take some risks.
It's a cool thing, something so consistently gray and menacing is in Disney's hand-drawn library, those elements I think make some people more forgiving of the stock characters and the story stakes them, if so, there's a lot to appreciate about it. the animation, the backgrounds, the risks taken and even the flawed production history, it's interesting to see what you think, it's an interesting movie to watch, especially if you're a big fan of those Darkan kids movies, not because it always works but because it's fascinating to see how and why it works in some areas and not others and then compare it to how similar films succeeded or failed.
It's a mess, but it's an interesting complex and interesting always justifies who you are. I'm Sara, the whiny pain in the labyrinth's butt. I'm Terry, I don't want a pain in the Black Cauldron's ass, do you constantly tell people how amazing you are without even doing anything? Do you blame everyone else for your problems and hope to be like me? look at your love or Facebook come, let's embark on a journey. I use health fantasies where the lessons learned are shaky at best. Is there any other type? I'm the critic of nostalgia and I guess there's always a nasty tool for another nasty tool I raise except Gerty oh I'm a warrior hey Doug Walker here doing the charity shout out this week it's the Ground Meme foundation because poverty and hunger often go hand in hand, innovating to solve the problems facing the world's poorest people, using digital technology and partnering.
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