The Bible but it's a horrible PS2 game

Hi friends whats happend? My name is Kevin and today we will play the Bible

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. I'm a little nervous about this one. I'm not really sure if it's a good idea. I tell them, "Do it, what are you going to do?" religious just apologize in the end they have to forgive you it's in their book you're kind of right but I'm not sure I should listen to you in this case hello thank you very much for calling me well I definitely did I don't call you but at least you are here to make him see reason to this guy.

No, I agree with them, you should do it. It will be fun. I'm pretty sure God said something about it not being a sin. If it's funny, look, it's a PS2

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. if people take it so seriously that's not your fault it's okay look you guys are no help you just agree with each other you just say yes men hey maybe it's not so bad after all Hey, you're fine, thank you. go ahead and get out of here ah okay look let's go ahead and play it I apologize if it offends you look I'm Catholic but I can't help but laugh that there is a Bible game for ps2 there is something ridiculous about it that and even the most religious could surely enjoy that.

I'm pretty sure if I showed it to the Pope he would laugh or maybe be willing to play, it is multiplayer after all, but I don't think so. My subscribers are high enough to reach that point to collaborate with him. I imagine he would need at least 5 million pi, I guess boy, hey, I'll stop rambling. I hope you enjoyed the video guys, I'll see you in- game well, here we have the Bible game, I can't wait to jump in, oh God, what do we have here? Challenge games, maybe first, oh god, it's so overwhelming, who will I choose?

I think I'll go with the modern guy who's cool but also goes to church, let's call him oh my god these people look scary okay what do I want oh Jesus Christ none of these are really my strong suit let's talk about false idols , I have something in common with that, destroy the false idols, kick the false idols so that they melt. pot, so be it, oh my god, what the hell is going on? Jesus Christ, this isn't it, it's really good, the feel-good music is about Christian Rocky, if so, I've been missing something, holy shit, the robots are destroying me here, right? do good, I think in the end I did well, I did well, I still came last but that just took me by surprise Irene, I thought it was going to be like a test or something, okay, give me Noah Zack, let you say that. every time oh my god the music says you were amazing God I'm sorry but it's so funny why robots are so good.

I did it right that time, no, I was last again. Jesus Christ, look, he's going crazy. Julia. Oh, triangle, yes, yes. Okay, as good as these challenge games. I feel like I should do the first suggested game mode, whatever it is. No, I don't want to see him bragging. Give up. My boy really wants to strangle him. It's like it's a parody, but it's not. Alright, TV show, everyone can join in and trust me as much as I'd like. I couldn't convince anyone else to play. This is that fifteen days ago, damn it, she was doing this game's stolen fifteen-day dances.

Is he really a boy? All this seems. a bit blasphemous, what is this? I have to select, oh I have the knight's tone on the board, wait what do I get from everyone, wait, they have no points to accumulate and why is it repeated when everyone is there. same option wait can I continue wait now definitely take another chance this is great terrible everything great second lowest what was the Tower of Babel God I'm learning as we speak this is great crush the most stones to bring down the Tower of Babel select one part of the wall by moving the cursor from left to right, up and down, okay, I don't understand, wait, what's up big time or go home, that's what I say.

I'm going to piss off this red guy. I keep going around it and cutting it. off, okay, this is the only game I've been good at so far and that's only because I'm being bold with it. Okay, now they just want to say it was fun when I was doing it, not when they were doing it, see. this way to the front pass control or choose again don't choose again it's great to choose a big score yes, I got the good one, I better lose this one now get ready to give what no, I don't want to give anything to anyone, it's not That's why I do it.

I'm playing this game, no, I don't want to give anything to anyone. Play for the red, oh yes, do it, don't bother, it's a perfect sake. I end up getting a good score, so why did I have to give it to Isaac of all people? I hate Isaac, what do you think I'm going to keep playing? I'm doing great and the game screen rewards you with which this is not good at all. Yellow, you lose all your points this time, what bonus makes sense after all that. They just take away all my points, man, the Bible is cruel.

I don't remember any cruelty. Bible happily give the points you earn to yellow, yeah come on, do it right, look at her, she's not getting me anything on purpose, thank you very much. We're all playing this time, it's like Mario Party, except no friends, no party, no fun, destroy the pharaoh's snake, press the , oh my god this game goes from zero to 100. very fast and I would like to point out that I am trying my best on this because I am last in almost all the mini games, choose again or pass the check, everyone passes the check, You see, I am greedy and greed is a sin, oh you.

I've been told, well, you know what makes Isaac wrong? What idiot is ready to pass the checkpoint. Everyone just moves on to the troll immediately. They don't want control at all. He shoots your ball into any open hole. Press the X button to lock. your launch direction hold down to pop I don't know what you're saying come on Oh my Jesus, what is this? I'll call the light, okay, we just have to get into the hole, oh no, wait, I'm supposed to be. collecting is okay, that makes a lot more sense, this is scaring me dude, I'm not going to lie, bringing swarms of wood, okay, I did terrible, well, apparently I know more than Isaac anyway, I parted the Red Sea, I am Moses, I am Moses, it is me.

I chose mono, I pressed the wrong button, it was because , I know this is ah. I should go to Bible Camp. I have so many good Bible puns. Are you doing another fortnight in tents? I feel like this game is the reason fortnight exists. Wait, what's going on with the commandments in the correct order? It's just them, oh well, I have no other gods before me, oh, he has to read them to me too. Okay, who takes the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, it's so relaxing Fairfax, you know? I wouldn't have done that myself, feeling lucky, go ahead.

It's up to me I want to do the last one Yeah, now I can do the last one, let's see what the background of the music is, oh, what's that going to do? What is the zero point? Yes, second, interesting, okay, a plague, a plague on everyone. your points were, it wasn't Joshua, it was Aaron or Joshua's Moses. I am ashamed to call myself Catholic. I threw stones, that's all I need to know. I'll be fine. This music is so rockin'. Why is my target here? oh, I see you have to choose the verticality and then the reality of the horizon, who died David, oh wait, no, Goliath, I surely did it right that time, I felt like I did it right, yes, I won, thanks for clapping, those applause is a shame, sure, but thanks anyway, career.

Jonah's whale presses the X button repeatedly to increase the height of something. I don't even read them and then say I don't know how to play. Okay, no, this is self-explanatory. Is this Christian rock perfect? It's perfect, there is nothing. I'd rather ride the whale blowhole. As I did? I think I did well. Yes, I won. I beat them all. Christian music inspired me. I'm far behind everyone. It's really depressing. Only I would do it. I played a game, especially one that I feel like the angle of it towards a younger audience was this head like the bots are just ruthless and to be fair the game just decides oh, you're doing good.

I'm going to destroy all your points now for no reason, oh it's just the BOTS playing, okay they're making a map of the Holy Land. I think Green hits the nail on the head with his biblical knowledge. I don't think she would have gotten any of these that she's getting, wait, no, I have to do it. Give me again, oh my gosh, you give generously the points you earn - Hank, I like reading that, you generously give the points you earn - rose, take a chance, pass the check, well, Justin Warren to be honest, I have to really take a risk because I'm way behind on God's Testament trivia, first of all, the children of Israel, oh I don't know, that sounds familiar, oh my gosh, looking for faces that appear, everyone else was wrong to be fair, me and the red boy, they are Isaac, we clearly have him.

We don't read the Bible, we don't understand any of this well, you have to try, but maybe it's a jackpot, she's thinking about it, I know she doesn't want that, she doesn't want that, oh no, she's got it, it's okay, he had it. It's the right time to get it, come on, wrath of God, wrath of God, yeah, it sucks to be you, this game is great, look at this guy, this cowboy here has never read the Bible and he's the one who wins, oh , wait, no, Ruth. winning now she deserves it I'm not mad at her what do I do?

I take that from the high branch. Keep going. You have nothing to lose except your dignity, which you just lost. How the hell are they doing this? Bots are fertile. holy trap she has taken first place by doing this magic wait what are you doing why are you going again oh my god she is an idiot she got hurt in the first one and then she just sacrificed herself in everything you paid for your sins pink Isaac is winning Ruth don Don't let him win, he's the devil reincarnated, don't let him win, she did it, she beat him, okay, take that partner, why are you clapping fourth?

There is nothing to be ashamed of, it is when there are only four people, why? Is she walking like a dinosaur? OMG, the difficulty of the minigame is easy. What happens if I wear hair? Let's try a minigame on its difficulty. Catches the lions, attracts the lions and, my God, what the hell is this, my God, oh. OMG, pretend and run Jesus Christ. I'm a really good base. I just can't get any Locke. Can I be honest? The difficulty didn't seem to increase as much when I played it too hard. It is simply impossible in general.

Red Sea. Please you must flee from Egypt move your player from left to right to avoid obstacles while running holy what is this? I mean, he was sucked into the water here, who was chasing us. Damn, I came in last and I thought he was going to be good at running away. Egypt okay, I think I'm done with this madness, okay, I'll leave it at that. I hope you enjoyed it. I hope everyone learned something today. Don't play ps2

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games. I just want to say that I don't establish it. I want to offend someone if you were offended.

I apologize. I'm not making fun of religion. I'm making fun of the fact that there is a ps2 game about the Bible, but I would be sorry if anyone was really offended by this, just remember that the Bible teaches us. sorry anyway I'll leave it at that I hope you enjoyed I appreciate your observation as always and see you next time Bible for now regards patreon story the Explorer field doctors eccentric euphoric a new box of hampshire emotions Ethan MacArthur ostrich flabby fluffy beetle Gabriel Lavoie Gabbar at the door near the theater V damnit baka Lisa Kelly Peterson Kafka Hinrich 420 Hellfire Elena Maria Bowers Jan Koller Javon show Jeffrey Frick Jessie Brosnan Carey and Jessie Walter