The Bachelor: Roses and Rose: Pillow Fights, Mispronounced Words & Beauty Queen Drama

we have a new favorite it feels so good the death of a thousand birds and the worst pool party ever very confusing most confusing ever this is your recap of episode 3 of season 24 of

bachelor

grab your glasses it's time for

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s and

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s hello a everyone, it's I, Lauren these pockets, you know, I love them. Dress with pockets and it's so much fun and gives me so many vibes that it just won't be as good when I sit down, so we wanted to give it its moment in the spotlight now, just like a lot of these women are sent home. and we will never know them.

However, I want you to know this dress and it has so many vibes, very flowy in the curve and the Harry Potter Accio detail, beautiful, turn on your little plane here. PTL, very handmade sale at Handmaid's Tale if women were being shipped just go to the colonies and look now I'm sitting and it's not that fancy but it's okay okay we can't be perfect Aleya I've had several titles I'm so used to being it yes, another new feature for 2020 and we couldn't be more on brand, I mean putting our logo on a wine glass. Are you guys watching Handmaid's Tale?

It's such an intense program that you never know what's going to happen, but you know what's going to be bad and that's how I felt throughout the entire process. This week's full episode so ominous so dark so tearful not joyful we're missing out on a little bit of that joy, aren't we? I think that's why Demi Burnett came back this week to bring a little bit of pop to bring a little bit of fun to bring a little bit a little bit of that Demi does the right thing, you know, a little bit of joy Hey guys, it's me on my office wearing sunglasses because, to be honest, I'm still emotionally recovering from Brad and Jen at the SAG Awards.

They saw that? I think they did it because I love a show about love and that was love. I mean, I was deeply moved by the two of them touching each other, raising so many questions, wondering if they're just giving fans a moment of reconciliation that we've all been longing to see for so many years. Is there anything else in a year? Lingering chemistry should Jennifer give Brad and move on and be with him after everything he went through so publicly and she's completely over it? She's been married and divorced since everything that happened with the two of them.

I'm really thinking about it and honestly, I'm not even sure if I would have the energy to do the undergrad this week, but it turns out yes, always and forever, let's get to it. We open after the champagne thug battle and everyone is watching. A little worse for wear, isn't it? Nobody looks great. Sorry, it's the next morning and everyone is still crying. Have you been crying all night? So I'm singing a little bit of laughter, a little bit of joy, the sun hasn't even risen, you know? that's hard, it's hard, the seasons affect me, so yes, the citizens were going through a lot, let's start strong, a drink every time Hanna an says she's not a champagne thief, why would she steal champagne?

She never had a paint thief because I wouldn't. stealing hey I'm not a champagne thief what thing to declare I thought it was interesting that she didn't say I'm not a thief she said very specifically I'm not a champagne steel I wouldn't steal your champagne look I don't know, everyone had a stealing moment when they were kids. I really don't. I was too afraid of my mom, not the law. My mother. You just don't know what's going to happen. I have to give another shout out to my girl. the Tosha who made so many great points in this week's last episode, she's coming in hot, she landed safely with the quote of the week, she says, you never know, you never know when someone's going to snap, snap, snap o pop, snap, snap, guys, would you do it? buy this glass let me know in the comments below oh this dress is so much now you know who appeared in this episode Victoria Pease she says she got a date card last night and she got a date card.

She was so excited to continue. date today and I noted if I missed that, I don't know when it happened, but she goes on a date and her hair looks good, so Peter picks her up and drives a nice red van for no apparent reason. I always want to give them a fun car and that truck is really holding up traffic, isn't it drink for every car? It's like, hey Baxter, can you drive? What is your biggest annoyance when driving? I hate it when people don't use their signals, you know? It's the easiest thing in the world to just turn on the signal.

I'm up and down and there you have it and now you're communicating with your fellow drivers on the road and keeping everyone a little bit safer. I believe life is about communication. I go to where you already have a relationship, you have to be able to interact with where you drive on the road, you walk on the road or something that you are dating, sleeping with, marrying, whatever, use your signals, this is my Peter and Victoria favorites. communicate that you are having important discussions like whether you like red wine or white wine better, that is such a critical decision.

To be honest, I was deeply offended that Rosie didn't appear as part of the options. It felt so good just getting soaked. In every moment I had alone with him, Victoria truly endeared me to Pete, she talked about how she didn't believe she was worthy of a man like Peter. I never thought that could be the type of man I would be happy with and I just wanted to say girl you are a girl you are not valid you are motivated you are smart you are confident you are loving you are beautiful you are important I wanted to take a moment to blog because I also keep thinking at Victoria P.

We are getting to know the ladies better now and saw a lot of Victoria this weekend. I don't know what's going on with her and Peter, but if Victoria P is single, Victoria P from Bachelorette, what do you think she has such a deep relationship with? emotional story she seems pretty mature she's honest about her feelings she's beautiful I like it let me know in the comments below now we're getting to know the women a little better so if you have other ideas for Bachelorette let me know pray for brettandjen okay . My friends, I would love to do the lion dance now, well I like Victoria P, but I'm not sure the D and t is for dancing, guys, you are dancing again.

So far we have danced in every episode of this season. We have the counter. counter maybe now we need the two step count oh okay yeah Peter didn't dance with Hannah I don't know when this happened God this dress sitting down it's like the pockets have turned into birthing hips I don't know there's a lot of things I like having his new country suits and they are so color coordinated and Peter says he loves dancing the lion. Peter has so many layers. You know, we know he's German, you know he's Cuban, we know he's Californian and now we know he's a country boy, I guess.

I don't know that deeply, an onion like that always discovers new things, you know, we could start a journey back in first class with your premium economy, continue until we reach regular economy and who knows what's in the back of the plane in that bathroom. where you can line up and wait instead of the front, we're running out of airplane metaphors, aren't we now? While you're dancing in the mansion people are arguing you guys want to talk yeah okay yeah Hannah Anne and Kelsey. I like this, guys, they're going to discuss things after Champagne Gate. It will be positive, it will be productive, it will be powerful, talk about the word bully, it is a very serious accusation and it is evolving quite quickly.

We're agreeing to disagree, we can agree to disagree with that, which is fine, but it's not the best resolution. I apologize for that, but then Kelsey apologizes, but she has a butt attached, but you, you, you told me to say it. away from you and that's not cool, so we'll make this about me. No, Hannah Ann is making some good points, like when Kelsey says she doesn't know where, I don't know you and Hannah says, well, you know, why did you call? I'm fake, you don't know me, so why don't you? I'm not going there and now Hana is crying at Kelsey's house saying she doesn't even like champagne.

She doesn't even like champagne. What I really like. like champagne why did you do this after the champagne finesse and just say Finn asked oh the fanaa robbery is a fiasco that's what this is all about? Oh mmm, I was tired of all the

drama

, yes, this could have gone better, perfect, but what goes well is Peter's date with Victoria Pete. She tells the story of her in a mime that she did. I passed away when she really wasn't and she's been there. There are so many things you know. I'm sitting here thinking we've got these favorites in Hannah and Matt a son, but Peter seems to be falling in love with Victoria now he tells her that he's never been so inspired by a person.

I have never felt so inspired by someone in my entire life and he feels so quoted. incredibly good with it, it feels so good Wow, Peter, think incredibly well, I mean, this is not a propeller plane, of a statement, you know what I'm saying, this is a 747 sentence, it's big, it's a 747 big, but okay, thanks, but let's go back to the mansion where things are not so serious how do we know they are not so serious? Because everyone seems to be drinking and one woman is cosplaying as a pilot. Peter, yes, that's God, is it a liya alia Alia oh yes, I spelled his name? no less than seven different ways on this piece of paper, well she's there and Aleya reveals that she's a former pageant girl, basically everyone likes to look at me and think that because of pageants and what I do, I'm like the little one and sweet thing suitable and elegant.

And she said she can get nasty, bro? Asked. She definitely said that she can put on a face when she needs to know. I'm very good at putting on a face and I need what that means. I don't know, very sinister. don't drink to every sinister statement in this episode do you mind if i kidnap you if i don't answer a question how to answer without answering like those things are easy for you if you're doing this for any reason other than to see if this can work on me, no I have time for that so again we needed to keep things lighter and Demi Burnett came back to help with a group date and they are about to go to Rocky's girl world, she comes in and wakes up the women by hitting them. "They with

pillow

s don't drink for every difficult morning.

This episode is another mmm difficult. Difficult looks. You know, I wouldn't want anyone to film me when I wake up in the morning, but it was interesting to see where the women slept." She's in those bunk beds, why don't you think about your rooms? You can understand how this is set up to create

drama

. They are in small spaces. This is like a camp. I'm not someone who can't share a room like I have to be like here's my space and my stuff in it and this is my corner where my stuff is okay and that means you're not coming in here, you know what I'm saying? ?, your stuff is everywhere little hallways that they only have in this show you stay in a mansion but you sleep in a bunk bed and your items are just piled up on the floor?

It's not very stylish, you know, it's not 2020 for me personally, so women get suits because they're going to be in a

pillow

fight going out and Keanu called the linger II lingerie like cute pajamas Ling reset yeah, he did, He did it, didn't he? Yes, he drank for every common word

mispronounced

in this episode after the end of the champagne steel against the pajamas persists you guys want to get these glasses it's just a good marker for you the sticker up here is your line of filling so keep going because you have to make sure you drink every time we're in a country bar In this episode we're in a fucking saloon, why?

So, we're going to have a pillow fight in a bar and we're not drinking to every feather you see. I just give you all the birds, make your birds four girls, I hope not. You don't just tear them off. I don't know, Sam, you look confused and scared. Are the birds dead? Did they kill the birds? They killed the birds. Can we google to kill the birds? She's googling it just to find out if they kill the birds. Do you think humane plucking of birds or stillbirths? Okay, don't kill. Do you use down pillows? They are a kind of down alternative.

Let me know in the comments below. This is very heavy. Wow, thank you all so much for all the love. comments on the last episode I really needed to not breathe too much in this dress again. I've been trying to be elegant but it turns out that everything elegant doesn't breathe, breathing is not elegant, the pillow fight became aggressive, right? I don't drink for every hit of the pillow. Aleya beats Sydney, she literally beats her, she beats her in the pillow fight because the layman says that everyone thinks I'm a contest person and I want to prove that I'm not and I.

I like who thinks you're a game show person, we don't even know you, yeah I don't know, and then I drink to every sinister comment in this episode, Sydney makes these promises about what she'll do to Alea, she'll get a rude awakening sooner or later in this voice that is soIncredibly uniform but deeply disturbing to me, she is saying that Alea doesn't see what awaits her, that the pain is going to be so unimaginable that I wouldn't wish it on her. her worst enemies, the darkest and deepest realms of sad and horrible help, is from the universe, yes, but Alea will not be stopped.

Alea is a pageant girl, other things she knows how to put on different faces, she said it herself and that's why we see her looking pretty. Good conversation with Peter, she really opened up, this is too heavy now, she's okay, Jesus, my God, I can't drink a whole bottle. I've never done this now, that's light mm-hmm and we watch Sydney's mission unfold. Sydney is a fact. -search mission do you like the job? I have three jobs and when I say fact-finding mission I mean Sydney is looking for Alea to admit some things about who she is as a person so Sydney can use them against her later.

It sounds so rehearsed so you know what I mean and if the cameras are on it's a dark episode guys you know it's like here's our plane is it going to land? or I mean, I got it, oh, these twists, that's fun and Now, if you come here worrying about how you're perceived, then you're not going to be your real self to Peter and that's what he's here to find, he's like a real person. . I have to say I was a little worried about Sydney. I think it's always a bad idea for a contestant on these shows to focus on someone else, focus on yourself.

I want to just squash this now that Sydney has told him that she thinks some of the women in the house are so artificial and I couldn't believe they were surprised that Peter not only didn't have a problem with what Sydney was saying, he wanted to expose what she was saying in front of everyone, including a Layeth. We have some concerns regarding just a few people here, possibly. She wasn't honest with me, so she had to address it. Sydney, you mentioned that there were people who maybe are different off camera or different in the house when I'm not there.

Let me know which side you were on here. Be honest, everything felt messy. I didn't think a laya should have gone with Peter. I think it's personally what you think would have been false. I just didn't think Peter should have gone with everyone. Olea has to address everything. and Peter chooses Sydney's side, even giving her the rose. I was impressed. Why who gets a rose when they title this? It's unprecedented, the show is changing. Don't know. Oh, this dress is tight, I can't move in it, so what do I do? You guys think he gave her the rose and I had to ask myself the deepest, most emotional question of the week: What are we really rewarding here?

Then we return to the mansion for a pool party and Peter appears to be heading to Sydney, another new favorite. As I emerge from this episode, thank you for being so strong, I'm getting something out of that I can lean on because he even takes the time to pull me away, send me aside, and apologize for calling out his conversation in front of everyone. I felt a little horrible. over you in that position, okay and they share a quick kiss and I'll be honest, they seem a little in love with each other. “I will never apologize for doing or saying anything about his pain now that Alea is firmly on her ground,” he says. that no one has a problem with their personality, no one else has anyone like you, but drinks every time someone says they have a problem with their personality, she likes to back off in a certain way from the camera when the cameras of yes, the big name they were not wrong. her speculation about other things, suddenly the cameras turn on and her voice goes up like five octaves, but other than Olea, we always have a little moment with matp, don't we?

Yes, Peter tells Maddie that they had the best first date he's ever had. she had the best first date ever, oh that's another 747 from Peter, so P from Peter is confused and who will he turn to Victoria? PE is P for the person she can trust, so he brings her to the forest to get our opinion on Alea, God, I love them all. from this forestry work with Peter and Victoria P here they are pulling down more trees here is another shot of a lot of forest oh now they are holding hands in the forest going into this she was really open to all the opportunities that will come after this and drinks every time we found out that a cast member is also a pageant

queen

I was like Miss Louise Yunnan, well, bad habit of conscience and Victoria P and the girl knew each other beforehand Victoria P says Millea told her she couldn't tell the producers. that they knew each other, you know she asked me not to tell the producers wrong, we knew each other, why, why, Peter Webber was in love with Hannah Brown, a pageant

queen

from Alabama and at least two of his favorites, or knowledge, Madison and Sydney are. from Alabama, a variety of his favorites are pageant queens, so he has a favorite named Hannah.

Wow, anyway, Victoria's article says that Alea had discussed with her the potential opportunities that would come from being on the show even if she didn't finish. I agree with Peter and there is certainly a judgment here and a question about whether anyone is here for the right reasons. She was really open to all the opportunities that will come after this, but how do you guys feel about it? I have no problem. with people talking about what they could get by going on the show, at the end of the day you go on a reality TV show, whether you're the lead or the contestant, whatever you know being on the show will help you Potential jobs for Instagram followers that's a fact and I don't think it's anything new so to be honest I don't judge him sorry we talked again you know?

I thought this was a pool party. Have we seen the pool? They are all in bathing suits. but it seems like they're cold and crying, it's the worst pool party. I don't like pool parties. She was so pale anyway, he went home so Peter left and McKenna is frustrated so I don't blame her and he's back. in a gray suit he looks good, okay, Kelsey and Kelsey got a rose and then Hannah and she got a rose, you know? It was nice to see you guys get roses back to back and you guys, I know you had your problems, but I think.

They fixed things because I saw Hanna and gave her a really nice comment on Kelsey's Instagram and you know what that has to do with growth and I love it ladies, sorry for the interruption, but there's been a little change tonight, So it all comes down to the end. Rose and McKenna is worried that she's not going to get a rose, but she was thinking McKenna, girl, you're okay, she made out with you on a counter. You know, I quickly realized that Peter there are two telltale signs that he cares about a person. he makes out with you on a counter and refers to you by two names, Hannah Brown, counter, two names, McKenna, counter, Hannah and two names, whatever you see, I say it anyway and Peter sends Alejo home .

I found this quite shocking, did you guys think this? It was fair, I felt like Alea was getting Lampoon or that she hadn't even done anything that bad. Let me know in the comments below and Peter also seemed to regret it while he was talking to these producers. It was the last sinister comment of the night. Because, as we saw in the trailer, Alea will return with a closed front, I have to tell you that all this coming and going is not chic and, as we have mentioned, 20/20 is the heir to chic, so we can keep it moving.

Bader can't wait, he keeps shaking it and oh wow, you know what else he's out of shape? We also see in the trailer that Victoria F will go on a one-on-one date with Peter, where they will see a performance by a country singer named Chase. rice or something Victoria says she dated Chase who went to court this really shows the gift she keeps on giving. I give credit to the producers. Okay, it's not fancy, but it sure makes good television. I love you guys so much, thanks for watching. I love you, please leave. in her comments below you can find me in a cameo also on Instagram and Twitter in honor of this week's episode.

I will leave you all with an incredibly sinister statement said in a decidedly monotone, the higher you fly, the harder you fall, goodbye.