SUV Caravan Challenge | Top Gear | Series 22 | BBC

here we go, testing has begun, now unleashing thoughts of 134 horsepower or the vectoring motor, sadly although at leisure the Stig driving was so slow that Suni was causing a bit of a traffic jam, oh why What do they give me such a big

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? This is useless, well it could be worse, I can feel the downforce of my ballast and it's good for me. I must get myself out using the power of the powerful frontal bug. I caught up with Hammond and tried to take him inside, which meant getting to the surface. Designed to test the suspension, total chaos and I lost all the ground I made up there because the leisure Stig was so slow that even James was getting impatient, shuddering, hitting, come on, immobilizing and violent, oh yes, very good, there next to Stig, the smoke is pouring out this time.

Hammond you're falling Oh so Hammond made a mistake oh this is possibly oh yes I'm sorry Hammond we're over you I think I've lost the real Louis Barnes he's very controllable if I'm honest oh no I can see the problem here meanwhile my career was going well yeah, I just finished James Mays somehow ended up in the picture. I was a catastrophic mistake but unfortunately I overcooked it trying to take a leisure steak I lost my brakes completely with 20 laps completed of leisure Stig had given up An instilled thought he was in the contest and all he had was a problem.

The steamer came from the front of the border. Things are not good at Vauxhall. Yes, here we go. I can make him come. Oh, it's tight, it's tight in the rear because of the assisted maneuvers. by Jeremy Clarkson ah, it's up I think we might have slightly lost sight of the rules of this race, the producers had come to the same conclusion, so they told us to leave the oval test track and report to the race track where we would see which car could go from zero to 60 and then back to zero again in the shortest distance possible.

So it was a good test, yes, just because it measures acceleration and braking, all in one go, absolutely calm. Stig went first to establish a waypoint and since he was halfway there, run Jeremy noticed something if you don't stop in time mm-hmm your day suddenly gets much worse Colden knuckle even leisure Stig the kia sportage stopped very near the pond and once this point was marked Hammond took his position at the starting line I think he has had a small hair transplant, just look at the look on his friends, seriously, look at these friends when you look, so don't be happy with the fringe transplant, just remember Rooney when that forestry job was done, you got a look good, there's no putting this off, here we go, come on, whatever you have GP, I needed to get to 60 quickly, forty, oh my god, I go over to Stig to fix it and oh my god, on the brakes, that's all I have.

Everything I tried harder than that came out a little poop. I had to use all the brakes, I mean, and you didn't actually start braking before reaching Stig's stop time, that was a little worrying like Hammonds Jeep. it was much faster than my wounded voxel, yes that's a good start through this excellent 5000rpm Ivanov, looking good, there's the Stig marker and there's 60. Wow holy mother of God that was close oh, Don't pretend like you have clean hands because I know you. Haven't a lot of poop come out of my vine? I didn't enjoy my near-death experience, but in truth James enjoyed it even less.

My car is faster than yours and its brakes aren't bad and I almost fell in the mud. puddle of effluent, don't you think?, my cars are very light, yes, I'm still grasping at straws. I started running here we go it's an acceleration and braking test and he has another one of those things now no oh come on he keeps accelerating 30 35 he keeps accelerating 45 when he can't get to sixty he comes fifty two he keeps going Oh we walk I was full of things yes, he has decided to reach sixty, hasn't he? I've got him puffing frozen you went a little far, we only have one flag to Mark his position, don't stand there, idiots, you're filling James.

I have analyzed the situation and there is nothing we can do.