Susan B. Anthony - SNL

AND THAT IS THE END OF THE OFFICIAL TOUR. THANK YOU SO MUCH GUYS FOR COMING. FEEL FREE TO KEEP WATCHING AS LONG AS YOU WANT. GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE JUST VISITED THE ROYAL HOUSE OF SUSAN B. ANTHONY. THIS WAS VERY GOOD. I KNOW, SHE DID A LOT FOR WOMEN'S RIGHTS. I wish we could thank you. GIRLS, MAYBE WE CAN. WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I HEARD A SECRET THAT IF A GROUP OF WOMEN HOLD HANDS IN THEIR LIVING ROOM AND SAY HER NAME THREE TIMES, SHE SHOWS UP. NO WAY. She that IS AN URBAN LEGEND.

ONLY ONE WAY TO KNOW. SUSAN B., SUSAN B., SUSAN B.! HELLO. I AM SUSAN B. ANTHONY. THE MOST FAMOUS SUFRAGETE IN AMERICA. OH MY GOD IT WORKED! SUSAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU. WE JUST WANT TO THANK YOU. IT IS A DIFFICULT TIME FOR WOMEN RIGHT NOW. YOU GIVE US HOPE. ♪♪♪ IT IS ALWAYS A DIFFICULT TIME FOR WOMEN, MY DEAR. THE IMPORTANT THING IS NEVER GIVE UP. IT OPENS THE WAY. AND SHE MUST NOW PREPARE THE WAY FOR WOMEN 100 YEARS FROM NOW. YOU ARE THE FUTURE, MY BELOVED. WOW, THAT'S SO TRUE. THANKS, SUSAN. THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.

OH THANKS. OH WELL. VERY COOL. SHOULD I CALL A TAXI? THE LAST TRAIN TO THE CITY IS IN 20 MINUTES. MAYBE I WILL GET TWO BECAUSE WE ARE FIVE. I DON'T WANT TO PAY TWO TAXIS. WE JUST PUSH. I DON'T THINK THE TAXIS WILL LET YOU SQUEEZE. NO, I HAD A BOY WHERE I hid on the floor and he didn't say anything. I THINK IT JUST DEPENDS ON THE DRIVER. AND ANOTHER THING GIRLS, A WOMAN CAN ONLY BE IN CHAIN ​​IF ALLOWED TO BE IN CHAIN. OH YEAH. TOTALLY. YES. BUT WAIT. IS ONE OF US GOING TO LIE ON THE CABIN FLOOR?

YES. I MEAN, WE ALL HAVE JOBS. WE ARE GOING TO PAY FOR TWO TAXIS. I'M GOING TO PAY FOR IT. YOU GUYS SEE ME. I DON'T HAVE VENMO. KATIE, GET VENMO, IT'S GREAT. AND GIRLS, DON'T FORGET, AN IDEA IS THE MOST DANGEROUS WEAPON A WOMAN CAN HAVE -- WHAT WAS THAT, SUSAN? AN IDEA IS THE MOST DANGEROUS WEAPON A WOMAN CAN HAVE. VERY TRUE. SO NICE. TAXI, PLEASE, FOR NOW WE ARE AT SUSAN B. ANTHONNY'S HOUSE. WHAT'S THAT? TAXI COMPANY, SUSAN. WE ARE GOING TO THE ROCHESTER TRAIN STATION. NO, WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR EAR? IT'S A PHONE, SUSAN.

UMM, YES, TWO TAXIS. WHAT IS THE TELEPHONE? IT'S A WAY TO TALK TO SOMEONE, SUSAN, OK? I'M SORRY. HOW DOES IT WORK? SUSAN! WHAT? SORRY. YOU KNOW WHAT, SUSAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIVING US THE RIGHT TO VOTE. WE HAVE TO DO THIS QUICKLY RIGHT NOW SORRY. SUSAN B. ANTHONY IS LIKE BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS. SO WAIT, ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TIME TO GET FOOD BEFORE WE LEAVE? I DON'T BELIEVE IT, BUT THERE IS FOOD ON THE TRAIN. YES, I THINK ABOUT THE TRAIN, BUT THAT FOOD IS DISGUSTING. HELLO GIRLS, DID YOU SEE MY DESK?

THIS IS WHERE I WROTE IN MY JOURNAL ABOUT THE WOMEN'S MOVEMENT. YES SUSAN, WE SAW IT, IT'S REALLY COOL. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAID YOU HERE. WOW! CAN WE GO TO McDONALD'S? NO. WE MISS THIS TRAIN, WE WILL ALL HAVE TO TAKE A TAXI BACK TO THE CITY. GIRLS THIS IS MY STOVE. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS LITTLE STOVE? THEN HE HEATED IT WITH A VERY HOT STONE. YES, I HEARD THAT ON TOUR. YEAH, VERY COOL, SUSAN. SO COOL, YEAH. COULDN'T DUSTIN COME GET US? DUSTIN WORKS, OK? I AM NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU COME BACK TO ROCHESTER BECAUSE YOU WANT BURGERS.

DID YOU SEE MY SHOES? YEAH BITCH WE SAW YOUR SHIT! OH MY GOD, SUSAN B. ANTHONY, I'M SO SORRY. THAT WAS SO RUDE. SORRY. WE ARE REALLY, REALLY SORRY. IT'S ALL OK. FIGHT SO WOMEN LIKE YOU CAN SAY WHAT THEY SAY. I'M PROUD OF YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH, SUSANA. WE HAVE TO GO. BUT, IT WAS A GREAT HONOR TO MEET YOU. BYE. JUST REMEMBER, GIRLS, A WOMAN IS JUST AS GOOD AS A MAN. YES, THANK YOU. ALSO ABORTION IS MURDER. WHAT! ♪♪♪