Steven Gerrard signs Jordan Henderson for Saudi League?

and of course, okay Jordan, guess who it is, Stephen Gerard and how did you know, but look, listen, I have a very important offer for you, obviously, from a Liverpool legend to a you know, um, you know the best two meters side and back. passes of a ball that I have ever seen in my life and I really want, I want you to come in for the best team of all time in Saudi Arabia. um, yeah, I've already surpassed my Aston Villa record and we haven't even played the game, but look, Jordan, listen, you're in this thing underground, that we came to Liverpool to run up to a headless chicken and offer absolutely nothing.

You can call me for £25 million or we could run around like a headless chicken and offer absolutely nothing and therefore nothing. It will really change because of that, you don't want to embarrass yourself on the

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side, but you've been embarrassing yourself in the Premier League for 12 years, mate, yeah, luckily you've got Van Dyke, Saladin and all those players around. You really make yourself look good, but look, Jordan loves to be honest with you. Jordan, no disrespect, but my friend has more movement than you, um, and that's saying something because he hasn't moved in 12 years, the best day at work you've ever seen.

I understand, yes, I may change my haircut soon, but look, Jordan, look, here you can stay in Liverpool and fight Curtis Jones for the place and a team or you can come here because I know you will help us stay on top, right? where did we end last time? year we finished um 11th yeah yeah there's eight teams in the

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yeah Loki can really keep going and I really think you can offer something look Jordan all I want you to do is play the ball sideways three yards play it toward back two yards and what I've been doing for Liberal for years, you can really come and offer something, but I think you can take it.

I think you can be Al Pacino's best player. I really believe it and I mean Avenue will be on for three weeks. fair, but I imagine you're in front of our 47 fans, they'll go crazy for you, they really would, but look Jordan, the contracts at Frontier have just been signed, come on, please, I know you're not very good with pens . I've seen you take them, but come on, take the pen, write your name, it's j-o-r, you know, just spell it yeah, okay, yeah, okay, yeah, you'll sign if you signed, yeah, yeah, of course, welcome to that To Murray FC, um, I really appreciate it.

Jordan and just one more thing, enjoy your three years at Newcastle United, yes of course, good choice, bye.