Steve vs. Scary Animals || STEVE HARVEY

But everyone's Halloween is quickly approaching, so my staff thought it would be fun to try what they always like: try to bring out some

scary

animals

. Oh this is fun please welcome to animal professional Jeff Mozilla. Okay, Hi, Jeff, why are you, are you doing, welcome. to the show, thank you for making me sad, that's

scary

, right, he's a capuchin monkey, his name is Toby, he's a baby, he won't hurt you, you can feel his butt, feel his back here, very lightly, he won't hurt you, It will be like a pet. Now the funny thing about these guys is they do something called urine washing so before the show he peed on his hands and covered himself in it and they do something really cool and voila you just don't smell your hand yeah hey. you want to feed him great, no, that's great, there's a big likes it, hey, no, don't jump, oh my gosh, leave those grapes right on the other side, he probably loved it, he likes it, you see him lick his lips and yeah. yeah, he likes you yeah, there you go, go ahead, take out, remove the grape, yeah, oh, you all love it, yeah, yeah, cool grapes, these are really nice, there you go, you gave a big surprise, so you're in a good surprise, yes, no.

You won't get your monkey, his, you won't, you won't get your monkey, so keep an eye on my mom. Okay, but I'm going to move on to another animal because I know you really like this guy and he's happy with the grapes, but I. I'm going to pass it on to my uh my histogram, although it's spitting all over your set, yeah, take this with you, cool, now for this is a Halloween segment, some kind of scary creatures, a figure of what better than something that has the Halloween colors. Now this girl here, so if you see Steve, I guess he's my man, but I guess he did it.

I think stay where you were now, you know, like I told you about me, the first line Steve from the neighborhood, he's a Mexican red meat rancher, like that, she is. They have those red knees, yeah, why doesn't he shake like that? Well, what is appropriate to do well? They walk with her six hind legs, yes, and they grab there, they grab her prey with both fronts like she's feeling you a little bit. If your food sees if you are what you really are, they don't have enough venom to kill you, but when they bite, they pump out some venom, pump, pump, and then turn the inside into mush and then come back, sink their fangs in. and it just sucks out all the juice, it's amazing, bomb, bomb, bomb, it works the same way, okay, no, I mean, I think it looks good here, if you want to try it, you know, really, do you think I should return it? .

It looks good, although it would be like a waving pocket square now, that's pretty cool. I like it. You have good jokes. You have good jokes when you don't have to attract

animals

. That's right now, even if you don't see it. There's a lot of them on the hood, but look, okay, don't move, Steve, just stay still. I'm going to show you this guy now, this guy's name is Tonka Steve and this guy, this guy he doesn't waste time on, is a biting alligator. turtle, this is about 150 years old, turtles like a living dinosaur, up to 1,500 pounds of pressure in that mouth, so if something falls on it, BAM it breaks into a thousand pieces, it may look like you crush something, yeah, grab it that carrot, it's about to get real here.

Steve you'll give yourself street cred now but there won't be any street cred oh yeah Steve ain't doing any of this young man let me show you this might be the only time he develops one let me show you what they do hey man you're still here kickball and I just got shot I don't know what they told you about me turtle this guy says it's a fish right the fish comes in and says oh look there's food up there get in there , oh, that's what I. I'm talking about Steve, good stuff, you see this guy you don't mess with, the oldest grandpa used to use the 0.80 right when you fall out of your mouth, but they're awesome, actually, to me, being over 150 years old , you can say. the way the nose rounds out with the lower jaw line because they just have teeth, they have those big, powerful jaws, a beak and they just snap, close fifteen hundred pounds of pressure per square inch, humans are 120 pounds, like that that if you bite, that is a strong bite that right there you put your arm in its mouth crush it, it goes from having no speed to simply fast, its hail actually what they say on the hood is that it goes from zero to 100 Santos very quickly , that's what they say no It's not like that so one of my favorites Jeff has some of the scariest animals below don't go anywhere hey come back to Jeff Musial who's teaching us about some Fascinating and scary animals, let me tell you about this guy called teja. back skink and they are found in Australia they are super rare now the best of this type Jeff Jeff yes you keep walking towards me with the animal I don't like let's stay on the carpet okay don't go past you are not a wall , now you want to have a safe word, I'll save you, just scream like a fool, I don't know, it's safe, it's okay, loser, now, bolon, it wasn't, I didn't raise a solitary knee and I have another word I can continue down I have I have another word and it's shingle backs crooked this guy's head turns something approaches him in the wild right he's dangling something tries to mess with him straight he bends in half his head looks like his look back at that animal If you get close to him, he won't have his eyes open, he will have his eyes closed.

I'll start going forward like this, choose a head, any head, if an animal grabs him by the head, he's dead, the lizard is no longer with us, they crush him because of that tail that is it will break it moves on the ground when you look at that crazy scream it runs to the other side it grows another tail between six months and a year later really incredible if that doesn't It doesn't work, this is the really strange thing, what they can do is stupid , nonsense. I'll show it to you like this if they're on the ground like this and you're in Australia. walking, you're threatening him, he'll lower his head, raise his tail like it's two jointed, you walk to get close to him, they can shoot that tail, what you think is his head up. two or three feet away, you miss him, you say, "Oh my God, I just saw this animal get shot in the head, you don't know what's going on, you're freaking out, he runs the other way, I should shoot him, let go".

Is this the damn truth? You like it, although I can tell you well, that's it, leave it, boom, this guy here. Oh, someone might want to come and get this lizard, so let's go to the cushions and play a fun game with Steve. called what cushion is he under last time on the show come on

steve

we're having so much fun this guy look how crazy this is called malaysian jungle nymph look super cool i mean this is amazing it's kind of like the one from Jurassic Park, fly no, okay, cool, they just have it, they just drive it, get ready, no phone, they just need to know if I need to get into your lungs, you little squeaker, now let's talk about scary facts.

This guy here you think is like a leaf insect, what can he do if you look at his body, hairs like thorns all over his body? Yes, look there on the hind legs, they had those thorns like on a rose bush. What I'll do is he'll grab you by your hind legs. start cutting them with scissors back and forth and just pierce those thorns in your leg just grind your skin why doesn't it stab your legs these causes you don't feel threatened exactly like it doesn't feel threatened how I took it out I was like stupid, She's cool, I like you, will he come back?, but it's funny, yeah, I like her, I like you though.

I mean the one hit wonder, so you know, I'm saying now I have one more animal for you for this one. I want to sit back and enjoy it really take it in as it is it's just amazing you'll probably never see another animal like this Odessa leg oh let me see an anteater bingo give me some now this guy here is an anteater and a The good thing is they don't have teeth except at the back of the mouth. Watch as he slurps everything up with his tongue and then grinds it with his molars at the back of his mouth.

What they do is take over other animals' burrows, turtle or hyena burrows, they have a lair, they come in boom boom boom, they kick everything in, they kick it in, they defend the door with it, they put it all back there and they just sleep all day , they will sleep like 18 hours a day, they come out at night. looks for some food one of my favorite animals you never see anything like this woman destroys her chair she's looking for termites she doesn't like the slippery floor Asha here back here what a rider Steve she's cool she's just hanging out there One of my favorite animals, it is not an endangered species, but its biggest problem is that people eat them and they are also prey to leopards.

Hyenas would follow a host if they were not in a burrow they could not hide. They come the other way themselves, yes, and they are quite slow, yes, I think it's over, let him move on, yes, I think Sasha has had enough of TV for today. Hey, thanks Jeff, you should find out more about these animals. just head over to Steve Harvey tv.com and check it out.