Steve Carell: Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis

Hello exclusive, welcome to another edition of uh Between Two Ferns. I'm your host, Zack Alfanis, and I'm very happy to have one of my favorite actors, Steve Carell, yes, it's a pleasure to meet you. You know I heard the camera adds 10. lbs looks like you ate five cameras here we go here we go uh I really love the office and I think uh you did a great job you love Ricky Jes uh I see where you're going. I have seen your program. you know what you're doing oh I confused you I confused you with the good one right oh no I don't mean your office I mean the good one and scene is fine listen Ste I'm not here to I'm not going to Make the insults like I usually do but I'm not going to say that Your character is typical of Despicable Me.

I heard they were going to base the character's nose on your nose but I decided to go for something less cartoony. IM not going to do it. Say that, let's do a direct interview, direct interview, okay, yeah, I agree with that, that sounds great. What are you most proud of in your career? Oh, Evan Almighty, of course it's a good movie, fuck you. Fat Steve, I'm not just going to take you right to it and punch me in the face, it's a great movie, okay, regardless of all that, it lost a lot of money and all that, no one saw it and the budget went over budget and no one was interested in watching it is a great movie actually brought up some things I would like to tell you GeForce more like G is fat the only French word you know is Buffet that's not true I know the word uh croissant I heard your last name used to be even longer but you ate it all the other letters of the alphabet, Zach, you look like a bum who's been to a soup kitchen that specializes in frozen soup, what are you doing?

I don't know if we should broadcast it. This one I'm sorry, I'm sorry, to be honest with you, I have problems with the weight thing, okay, it's hard in Hollywood, either they want you to stay overweight or they want you to lose a lot of weight. You're right, you're right now that I have a bit of a career, the Jews want me to maintain my weight, it may not be healthy, wow, I just like it, I don't know, man, you seem so lucky like no one ever. makes fun of the great Steve Carell, everyone loves you and that's not true, well it's true, oh, there's a lot of things to make fun of, like, um, I'm Italian, you make fun of Carell not being your last name, It's not originally It's Pinocchio, okay, okay, like when you go to the beach and someone yells shark, shark and then they realize it's Steve Carell doing the backstroke when you go to the beach and swim past the buoys, Do people think there is an island there?

I'm not that fat man that you are no, I'm not that fat, you're pretty fat if you did like my body fat percentage versus your percentage of how much your nose weighs, I guarantee your nose per capita weighs more than What would fuck you up The The big point is that I'm not that fat, okay, okay, I'm not that fat.