Statler and Waldorf Classic Compilation Awesome

Thought? Yes, I know, wait now, this place is cleaner than the theater. Hmm, real seats. they are more comfortable too just that the entertainment lives up to my expectations rhyming song eh they are really getting desperate hmm desperation is a good sign soon they may panic and run away than you think Oh, a little shaky Lansing's words they started again less than that bad there is nothing Less than that, have you ever thought that there must be life after death every time I leave this theater why did they want the igloo? Why do they want the igloo?

Well, maybe someone broke his you know, usually operetta music puts me to sleep too, huh? What are we waiting for to get sticky? Well, now that they're first on this show, it's the first time we've had to wait for it to get sticky. This must be the glue. Well, what glue is it? one, they repair the egg with the day, good night, son. Oh no, hey, any sign of Statler and Waldorf, no, it seems like they broke up for good, maybe they didn't. Like the acoustics, why can't you hear what's being said on stage? every word, what are you fucking doing?

I'm looking for Statler and Waldorf, they're missing hey, hey, there they are, yeah, I'm telling you it's almost as bad out here as it is in, yeah, either way, we're sitting around looking at garbage, yeah, still, I'd rather be here to this program, yes, yes. The Muppets are always pretty much the same, but this week's guest star, who's his face, Rey, yeah, who I'm telling you. he's the worst performer there, what yes, he can't be, sir, well, I am, so he's not the worst performer in the world, so who is Clive Cahuenga, the singing civil servant?

Yes, you're right, it's pretty bad, what an act he sings. the whole pest control coat in the key of F hmm and sings it again because he has to do everything in duplicate, but the K of what's his face is a little worse, yeah, I guess, yeah, yeah, on the other side of the street to see that guy every shows Statler and Waldorf sitting here show after show after show now I see why you see why they come nor do you see why they left Wow look, there's a bag for the fruits and vegetables up here hmm, maybe Maybe Statler and Waldorf are thinking about having a party so much food won't go very far I just wanted to throw it on the stage okay, well, I wonder if K has finished his act yet, well, thank God, we're not there to find out, imagine a Tuned clam, Claire hmm.

I hate a lot of K any K oh hi it's Danny Kaye you're one of our favorites Oh better than shutting up the players of course now I wish I'd seen the show hello buddy are you getting there? There was something in his family. It's exciting to be on the show tonight, yeah, not having to watch it, let's eat enough, let's go, that's a Nana ship, a wonderful number, yeah, and look what they did. Oh, I have good intentions to go home, you have good intentions, you would. Not being here in the first place I think that number raises a pertinent question: What is that?

Why did they do it? Don't look now, but I think there has been one between us. The Pilgrim Fathers were against show business, they were against entertainment, this does not count. under the third third, don't you mean the author, author? His name is Arthur Arthur Miller. It's Roger Miller. Oh, Roger. Roger, these chickens are sure to put on a different show, yes, but it'll all add up to the same old turkey you've come to expect, chickens. Well, me. I've seen many versions of Robin Hood, but none that match this one. How are you? The others were all good.

Would you like Miss Piggy's outfit? I think she should kick the habit. It's an old joke. And you too? The legend of Robin Hood. Never die, no, but he sure got hurt pretty bad tonight. Well, that number shows what a great actress Leslie Uggams is. She is an actress. She wasn't acting. She was singing. Yes, but she seemed like she enjoyed it. acting I don't know but it wasn't that bad well that's a novelty so it reminds me this show has always reminded me of one about sardines it's a bit suspicious have we ever said that this show is for the birds yes and I am I'm going to keep saying it until make it laugh, why don't they make it funny?

Oh poor. Whoopi isn't hurt too much at least you got the pig to stop singing. I never went to a healer. They are all witches. Have you ever heard of a poor man? Doctor, did you see that yes, the Frog is certainly taking a beating on this show? It's hard to feel sorry for him, we take a beating on every show. They sell insurance for this program, but what is the helmet for? I want to be ready in case they start. throw pigs at each other again song can you? The puppet doesn't matter. Latrell name. Well, that's more than I can say.

I just found out something about the Swedish chef. I didn't know before what that is. Cooking is the second worst thing he has. He does, well, should we call it a night? I certainly wouldn't call it a show that no pig could do, that he, the hyped one, won't be that bad, hey, his new material isn't bad, yeah, but his new haircut is terribly double. -The park didn't work. Where is the Earth? The worst thing Pig could have taken away from him, but there is one thing in the show that they haven't changed. What's still not funny?

That was weird. I'll tell the room when that was weird. I think I'll be entertained tonight I will I brought a book What am I crazier? It was so good Are you crazy That's what I thought or was that number something else you mean it was good No, it was something else I liked that last number What did you do? I like it, it was the last number Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, wonderful, wonderful, certainly, suitable weapons, oh, yes, it suited him to the ground. I win. I didn't think I'd live to see it, but for once.

They have given us more than second-rate entertainment, what is that third-rate entertainment? You know they can improve the entire shelf. They just changed the ending. Oh, put it closer to the beginning. Well, it's downhill from here. Easter time, nothing will save this program. Good memory. Memories, I forgot that Patrol Parker can sing a tune, yeah, she has to do better than that tonight, she'll carry the whole show. I wish they had done it differently, how would you like them to do it better? Okay, frog, we watch the program, yes, unlock. the doors how much to start, you just found out that The Muppet Show is showing in one hundred and eight different countries.

Oh, you better get out your old military uniform, yeah, with a hundred and eight angry countries there's bound to be trouble, huh, where's the The land of the rising sun I don't know I never get up this early That's not smart Anyone can drop their pants I didn't know you were Lithuanian. What was that? That was very strange That was very strange Julia I was a little funny Yes it was quite funny It was incredibly fun I loved landing safely between those two older gentlemen I can assure you that you will not be in any danger you are right we will be in Chicago for their own safety while they slept I took Caution chaining them to their chairs on my signal, get ready, you know, I really like that, yeah, I do too, we're in the right theater and now, for the second time tonight, the big gonzo will try to jump motorcycle out of this scenario to that. box up landing safely between O two older gentlemen we are not afraid we know it gonzo if at first you don't succeed in the field of bail that's all here now he has made it right yes, I present it to you, you could use it quickly .

I'm really ready, it was easy, right? You know this show is starting to roll, so motorcycle, let's get this turkey on the road. Oh, JPMorgan is fantastic, yes, but that number was for the birds. You had to make that joke, huh? we had to do it and I lost the toss, wait a minute, this is the second time tonight they've used an explosive joke, three is a charm, the next intro, oh yeah, well he's the only one who does it, oh come on , guys, no boos, I mean, I don't. even here to tell jokes, have you ever been?

Hey, you know that bear is funny, you're right, in fact I never enjoyed you more than last week, oh well I didn't, I asked last week. you and you assume that means we'll never see them again, well we can always hope that now you realize that television has one big advantage over a live show. Oh, what's that on the TV that you can turn off? I wonder if anyone watches your show besides us? Yo, we're old, give us a break, that new Rawls is a fantastic singer, yeah, me too. Hey you wanna hear me sing solo if you sing solo solo solo I can't listen ha ha I just love scat what a sketch Scott what.

Is she a kitten here? Hey, this is a great way for Fozzie to do her stuff. Yes, it is more difficult to hit a moving target. What is this? I'm going to tell the next joke while I'm skating, skating backwards with my foot in the air, wiggling my ears, laughing, uh. -eh okay God walk let's go to our restaurant there's a horse behind the counter the guy goes look at the horse the horse says what's passing he's surprised to see me here and the guy says yes to the cows out of place here we didn't do it it's okay until He fell off the stage badly, he was fine until this day came because he will be the place haha.

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