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Sri Lanka's Most Remote Village.

Sri Lanka's Most Remote Village.
Good morning Sri

Lanka

We are on our way to a

remote

village

Called Meemure Just now we're looking for somewhere to stop and eat some breakfast food You have roti? Roti Roti Roti Thank you He said there's another place or what? Yeah they said there's another place Okay Okay thank you The tea ladies And by tea ladies I mean the ladies that pick the tea They look like they're on their way to start their day Drafting in the fields, what a bloody hard job that must be Mustn't it? Wow Check it out This is what you think of when you think of Sri

Lanka

isn't it? Beautiful Okay Just stopped here cuz we smelled roti We don't know if it's somebody's house or if it's a wee shop But We've not had breakfast so We wanna go and find out Oh it does look like a wee shop doesn't it Do you have roti Yes they have? Upstairs Oh good Upstairs they have roti Fantastic breakfast time Hello darling how are you? Good morning This way? This way yeah? No? Oh he's telling me up the road up the road Not in this woman's house Okay So apparently that's not a wee breakfast restaurant after all It's just Some wee woman's house How are you mate? Right Back in the Tuk Tuk Bit windy I like it Nice fresh Nice fresh air How'd you like this? Cool Yeah it's good isn't it Perfect This one is closed No roti for us Perhaps this place Hello We look for roti Thank you He's drunk At this time? Yeah It's like 7 am Yeah still drunk They...
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have roti They do have roti indeed, fantastic Right Looks like, we have found a place In this Windy City City Town

village

Not even a

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That has roti Oh hello Can we have roti? Some roti and sambo Yeah Good Oh nice Wee restaurant with a view Look at this view Okay They've got a menu in English Fantastic Rotty hoppers vade More hoppers Very very reasonable prices Did we order? We just came in and shouted roti roti Are we gonna order from this? Yeah Okay well Now that I know he's got hoppers I reckon I'm gonna get Some roti some hoppers and something random like Those, what are those? What is it those? What is it? Like a pancake In fact, maybe just whatever is here Like One of these Coconut roti Yeah I need some This coconut roti? Yeah Okay, paratha This paratha and this is what? Vegetable roti Okay I'll have, one of these two of these and one this one You want eat now? Yeah eat now I can just take these ones yeah I'll just take these ones right there A big pile Did we ask for that many or? You want to eat dal? Dal? Oh that's that Okay Okay Just got loads Do you have any sambol? Yeah Okay good Some sambol with this Fantastic Let's hav a look at this then Fantastic I do not think we ordered that much I was like one of these one of them one of them And he just grabbed like a handful of all of them Oh this is sambol is it? Chilli okay? What is it chilli? Oh no Me I'm from Scotland I cannot handle such chilliness I can just smell You want...
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banana? Banana? Yeah No thank you This is fine, some sambol with this would be lovely No sambol this one here No sambol only this? Okay no problem I will just eat this Food is good when you haven't had breakfast Is he getting some drinks for us or what? Some water We need something to drink, I need something to wash it down with Like, well.. I don't know Well he has bottles Should we just get a bottle? I need a drink sir Can I get a drink? What do you have? All sorts of random brands I've never heard of Ice something I don't know what any of this is Can I go in to his wee shop? Can I come in here and have a wee look At what you've got oh this What else have we got? Ice limeade Okay this one Okay good Some limeade Some traditional Sri

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n limeade To go with my traditional Sri

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n breakfast food Join us In our feast This is some chili Okay This vegetable Vegetable something Vegetable roti This is the kind of stuff I'm usually getting at the bus stations and stuff It's cold but delicious Very spicy Here we go Oh this is dal That'd be nice to dip this into Okay great Just got some dal To dip this paratha into Let's give it There we go Well I'm making a mess Good And this you said was very spicy right? It's a vade I dip this? Probably not Just take it straight It's not that spicy It's fine What is this one? Coconut roti So It's just roti with coconut shredded through or what? Yeah Shredded Okay Okay I see there's...
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pieces of coconut Dip this in the dal as well Pretty good getting all carbed up For more adventures today Well we are demolishing this and he's just put some extra stuff Udu vade? I believe it is Fresh and hot There's more of this as well I think that's That's our third helping of this one right? Well Nice This is lovely Good Nice savory donut This is the best one Really Yeah some lovely onions through that Basically It's what I call a Sri

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n donut So looks like this shop Also the guys house So look I see it's like through there there's a bed and stuff This your kitchen? Very nice That was a lovely feast A lovely breakfast feast Energy for today's hike Thank you, your food is very nice, it's delicious. Yum Yum Thank you Okay Yum Yum Yum A full belly To go hiking with Up in the knuckles mountain range Nice breeze, I'm enjoying this The roads not the best that's why, we're bringing a tuk tuk here rather than a car You need, I think either A tuk tuk or a jeep A jeep would be better, but we can do with tuk tuk Okay so we've arrived after 4 hours in a tuk tuk from Candy, on crappy roads We've arrived in a wee

village

called Meemure The tuk tuk can't go any further he's back there we've ditched him What we wanna do is we wanna hike up this It's called the Lakegala This big triangular peak of a mountain And we've been told by the

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rs In this wee, look wee farming

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Very very

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Oh look,...
the coconut trees We've been told by the

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rs that there's no direct path up there There's no trail, there's no beaten path You need to take a guide who's gonna show you the way up there well We don't have a guide And I don't normally like to take a guide either I usually like to just try and find my own way up And that is what we're gonna try and do Because yeah We've got no other option We've made it here now 4 hours I've come this far so... Let's venture on ahead You looking for a wee shortcut or what? I just did my intro my

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Really huh Okay so What's going on with this wee hut is it a shop? Is it a guy's house? Who knows Is it a wee Place to drink a coconut What does it say? You can read It says squiggle squiggle squiggle What does it say It says let's drink tea That's a tea house is it? Well let's see if the guy, there's nobody in there This is a tea house is it? Well Okay Right so There's nothing in it I'll save you I'll save you a minute and tell you there's nothing in it mate Right Over this wee bridge Hopefully there's some people about that can give us some good advice Well this is a strange looking bridge A bridge with no planks It looks like, you just have to Balance your way over there You seen this? I think they've made a bridge, or they've half made a bridge They probably had like wooden planks before And now they've built a proper one But they...
haven't finished it off with an actual flooring There's gonna be like wild animals Yeah you're in Sri

Lanka

there's gonna be wild animals and snakes and all the scary stuff Adventures mate adventures Right, it looks like It looks like we basically have to balance over here They haven't built a bloody floor for this Not yet okay Okay Adventures This is fun eh? Well That's what happens When you take a wee risk and you go somewhere That isn't really on the tourist guide book That isn't in Lonely planet, I bet this isn't in Lonely planet Hiking up Lakegala mountain In Meemure

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And going over Bridges with no floors Right That is the goal up there Do people actually live here? I could hear kids playing in the background there The only way to here is by foot no more road this is it This is the main path Into this area of the

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Let's see There is a house there, somebody actually living here I guess everybody here farmers Oh aye And since it takes 4 hours by a tuk tuk to go to Kandy You can imagine these people probably don't get out of the

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very much And they probably don't see many white men, they might be scared when they see me coming A ghost, they're saying to themselves We're being haunted Wish I had brought some chocolate or something All I've got is half a bottle Of Sprite Zero It's been like 3 hours since we stopped for that breakfast And your man's hungry, what are the chances? I...
can buy a Dairy milk around here? What are the absolute chances? That anybody has any food Well there is a farm they're growing food Does anybody have a coconut? I could scrape the meat out of Does anybody have a mango? That I could munch There must be something In this wee

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That has Some decent calories for your man For his adventures up Well that's miles away, how are we even getting there? Wee doggie there Hey wee doggie Okay so I'm heading straight towards a guard bull The bull that guards this guy's farm I guess It is on a bloody leash Thank god Cuz that is scary isn't it Look at the size of those bloody horns Look at the size of that big bully He would stab you through the gut You'd be done You would be done Oh he's huffing and puffing I hope that rope is strong mate, I hope it's bloody strong Jeremy do you wanna go ahead mate? Do you wanna go ahead? Go on, you lead the way show me how it's done On you go mate Lead the way Look at him he's getting ready man He's huffing and puffing Mate he's on a leash he's on a leash He's on a leash, a rope No though, that's hammered well into the ground It's hammered well into the ground Huffing and puffing huh The big bully I reckon it's safe I reckon that bully I reckon that rope is safe What does that mean when he nods his head I wish I knew I'm not a farm person It is staring right at me, should I look away from him, the camera's facing him I'll...
just slowly walk past like I'm not a threat There he's getting He's facing me I think that he's just being defensive that's all Look at this scaredy cat can you imagine that Look your mans brave I don't know about him No worries Alright, there's a house there I'm saying I'm hungry man Hungry? Yeah It's been 3 hours since we had breakfast What do you think the chances are we can buy a chocolate bar from one of the wee

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shops There is no

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? There is a

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, we're in the

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It just happens to be the Oh that was the

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? Yeah but there are other houses around Like that and probably up here Right at least we're heading in the right direction Right so what's this tree then? Come on everybody in my comments section tells me you're a tour guide So go on I'm not a tour guide Well you're either not a tour guide or the worst tour guide ever If you don't know what that is Well I'm not a tour guide Wonderboy is not a tour guide Oh wow it's beautiful But I don't think we're getting up it from his side mate Look that's just completely flat that wall there so Hopefully If we find a trail it kinda like spirals around or something or goes around the other side because I don't know about you but I can't climb that That is flat Aye I guess we follow this path it's the only way to go Yeah Alright so, let's do it then Oh hello hello We're going up Lakegala Walking...
yes? Good? Okay good Easy Ask her if it's easy or hard How long's it gonna take us They're like Oh shit What's she saying? Yeah it's So we're going the wrong way basically Yeah Okay Guess that Thank you very much Okay so what We can't go that way cuz it's just a flat face up, right? Yeah so So what they said was I just asked them and what they said was You walked the wrong direction You can go this way but it's like a jungle a huge jungle And they said it's not very safe So what we're gonna do is we're gonna walk back And there's two paths And they said take the other path cuz this is the other path Okay that's good The locals tell Jeremy in Sinhalese The correct information And then he tells his camera and I just listen I just listen and then I get the information This is much easier than coming here myself Where I probably would've ended up in that jungle with the bloody Tigers or leopards or whatever the heck might be in there Why's she saying it's not safe in there? Animals or it's just like a... the terrain? Animals Animals huh Well If you're scared of a tied up bull, you'll definitely be scared of a Leopard Jumping at ya With it's Leopard teeth When it's hungry What do you think you're not afraid of a Leopard? I don't know bro Ah come on I'd be afraid if I was on my own but I'd not be afraid if I'm with someone who I can run faster than I mean a Leopard can only...
eat one person at a time right? But if there's 2 Leopards I'd be very scared The kottu was amazing 1 Banana. It cost me like 300 rupees Yeah There was only 1 banana And then 4 pieces of papaya Hey, maybe it's up this way This looks like a dead end to the farm so it'd be up this way I hear a dog up there so somebody is actually living here This is the path probably to somebody's house I see a wee water tank up there Can you imagine this is how you have to come and go to your house Everyday Through the bloody jungle basically Aye Did she give any idea for how long it would take to get up there? It's pretty long Long yeah What did she.. Did she say surely the

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rs will have an idea Maybe if we'd ask these people I think we just let ourselves into somebody's garden Well the trail seems to continue Seems to anyway continue this way Hello Hello Hello Ayubowan Look at this, cute wee swing Must have a wee toddler who uses that Well I guess there's nobody here apart from the wee chihuahua or whatever it is Look they've got satellite TV Can you imagine living here In the

most

remote

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In bloody Sri

Lanka

And watching Live Premiereship Football On a Saturday afternoon Look at it guys, they have a satellite TV Wow Look at it Are you scary are you? Are you the guard dog? Are you trying to scare me away? Look at the size of you mate, you're scaring nobody You tiny wee thing, look at you running away from me You're way too cute to...
be a guard dog You're way too cute Look at ya You wee baby aren't ya? Awww Why you running? And you, you're even more timid We just came to say hello Okay they're running away Right let's.. let's just keep hiking then I guess we don't have a lot of time to be Wasting I guess that's wood they're probably chopping up for firewood Or for actually Oh hi ya They're probably just using that for actually for the cooker I guess that's their kitchen there And their wee outdoor bed As we just invade the privacy Of this family's house Who aren't even there I guess they're chopping that up for For making... for the cooking and stuff That's what I reckon They probably don't need a fire to keep warm It is up in the mountains but I'm still sweating a wee bit What'd you reckon about the temperature up here? It's nice eh? It is nice Yeah It's much better than Jaffna Oh yeah Beats Jaffna climate that's for sure Kandy's better than Jaffna Oh look another wee house here And this one Wait a minute this one with a bigger dog And barbwire Saying do not pass here And then the trail just ends, that's it Now what? Is there any human beings we could speak to? This dog oh It was coming towards me and I turned around and it charged right back The door is open let's.. The door is not open there's barbwire That's basically like don't be bothered coming through here That's what that is That is...
true And it just goes straight into a garden with nothing else and there's this It looks like maybe, na that's not even a trail is it? It's not You could probably get up it and see what's up there Or what about there? Oh that looks like a wee trail there look al

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looks like a trail Up this way Look Let's see See aye this is a trail look It's just kinda covered in leaves cuz nobody comes here The dogs are going crazy Aye Oh look that's a trail People have walked this way before There's a bloody brick wall Here And that seems to continue on a wee Al

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path So let's just follow this Until we see Til this ends Look at these weird mushrooms You fancy taking a trip? Oh yeah Okay Well Is this the right way? It's the only path This is the only path, well that might be a path right? No? Well where is the mountain can we even see it from here? That is some other mountain It looks like we're going around it I would just keep following this mate Yeah? Okay The blind leading the blind here As we go through The Meemure That's what it's called the Meemure jungle What if we find another house Yeah I'll ask em for some Dairy milk and some Coke Zero That would be lovely right about now A big bar of Dairy milk Straight out of the fridge And a Coke Zero to wash it down with That'd be fantastic I reckon they probably have it What do you reckon? I reckon If we just tap on somebody's door And ask for it, they'll have...
it there Ready for me Right What is this? A dead end This looks It leads us to some kind of a dry river bed That's just full of boulders I guess we can probably just cross this if the path continues Here But Wonder why it's so dry This is wet season right? Yeah Wonder why this is all dried up then Anyway Okay You stay there and I'll check to see if there's a path That continues To save you the extra calories that would be wasted Let me see Aye it looks like that is a path there It looks like it anyway Is this a path? I think so, aye I think this is a path Yeah It goes up this way This is the mountain right? That's not the mountain Where is the mountain? We're still just pissing around in the woods beside the mountain That way Is it? I've lost my bearings we've come around in circles and stuff I don't know What? You thinking about heading back or what? You've come this far man, 4 hours in a tuk tuk Half an hour hiking through Why don't we head back and take a tour guide and then go But there wasn't any tour guide right? They said go to a guesthouse and ask Yeah We're following the only path there is anyway We'll end up going back and then finding a guide and they'll bring us back the same path I reckon I don't see any other path apart from going through that jungle That's maybe what they would do, they would take us through the jungle But safely I reckon I reckon we scout out where this path goes first And if...
we start to see what looks like a path to the mountain We follow it And if it looks like we're getting lost we just head back To the town and ask someone to guide us Okay it's a plan Let's do it Yeah man this looks like a proper path I reckon this is the way This is a nice wee trail If you've got a sense of adventure This is what you like isn't it? This kind of trail This really appeals to me Doing this kind of stuff And if you get lost you get lost don't ya? That's part of the fun Not knowing whether we're gonna make it or not You really wanna just do a nature trail Like what I did yesterday At Udawattakele park in Kandy It's nice, there's monkeys It's a nice wee stroll and all that, there's a viewpoint but Where is the adventure? It's not there is it? This is where the adventure is In the middle of the bloody jungle In the middle of the bloody

most

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Worrying about snakes and leopards And not knowing where you're going There's a bloody house there mate I'm pretty sure that's a house I don't know where he is I'll just Maybe he's been eaten by a leopard Or something Who knows, I'm gonna check out this house If I can hike my bloody Body up this Well that's not a house is it that's a bloody tree It's a base of a tree I thought that's the roof And there's like a wooden house Oh Dale ya dafty It's just a bloody tree Of course it's not a house...
imagine having a house here How impractical that would be It's just a bloody tree Right I still don't know where he is Are you alive? Yeah Okay he's alive, I'll keep going Well I reckon I'm heading in the correct direction I can't see anything cuz of all the trees But I've been looking at Google maps and the compass And it's pointing in this kinda direction Or that kinda direction so I mean I'm hopeful I'm like at least 70% sure We're going the right way Here we go Oh Something just ran away It's running away that's the good thing Dude there's some kinda animal It ran away from me Don't worry it's scared of us, we're not scared of it Whatever it is, pretty decent size Bloody noise it made Well About 15 to 20 minutes ago Wonderyboy said he's gonna take a dump So just go ahead without him And wait for a bit And I've been waiting for ages and I've been shouting he's not coming But it looks like maybe I'm going the wrong way That paths taking me way up here, up this mountain And this I don't know if you can even see it Through the trees, that's where I'm trying to go to Unless it like curves down there I don't know if I'm going the right way or not Maybe there's a way that goes down this way I don't know I'm gonna retrace my steps anyway Because I'm not sure that's the correct way And I've lost my friend So Wonderboy He's not replying Wonderboy...
Nope, not replying So Possibly dead Possibly lost Who knows That's it just retrace our steps Maybe he's still just trying to squeeze one out Who knows After 20 minutes Wonderboy Hello there you are I think this is the wrong way I don't think this is the right way Because it seems to be leading up this mountain not to that one I think there's another path down there I think there's another path down there I was shouting for you, you weren't replying I was shouting for you as well You didn't hear me? No Wow Okay Is there a way to go this way? Because that's Yeah? I don't think Pretty sure there was a smaller path that went that way somewhere I'm 100% sure this is not the right way you know why? Why? If this is the right way, there'd be more people Why'd you think loads of people would come here It's like super

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, there wasn't any There wasn't any tourists or anything in the

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was there? So There was locals right? Yeah But why would locals come hiking up the mountain? Yeah they do Yeah but I wouldn't expect I wouldn't expect to see loads of people hiking up and down just for fun No there is because lot of people come for camping As I told you Yeah there is a campsite nearby On the map You looked at the map yeah? Okay I'm hiking back and I found some peacocks That's probably what, there it is one there That's probably what was Running away from me up there and I thought It was a decent...
sized animal That was more scared of me than I'm of it There we go, beautiful things Show me your feathers They don't have one What are they? They're peacocks or what? Peacocks yeah Why don't they have feathers? Oh they don't do they? Only females have Just a group of lads Going for a wee stroll through the woods Again I don't remember there being so many paths like this I remember it being just one path Well if this came look There's another path there so If we came that way we probably'd have went that way And if we came that way we would probably have went straight that way So we're at a crossroad I don't even remember them ever being a crossroads Just go straight Yeah? Yeah Look at the map The map is telling me nothing it's just giving general direction which was definitely that way Basically all the map's good for is the compass Oh wait there's something up there there's like steps Looks like Is it? We came this way and then we went this way That's the tower of the camp Oh wait look there's like a camp There's something It's like a bloody bench up there I don't remember that being here What the heck What is this? Look there's an actual bench Look there's an actual Wow there's a Bloody hut and everything here This is like There's actually wired up electricity People are living here maybe we could ask them In the middle of the bloody jungle In the middle of the jungle there's a...
A camp I think may be like a campsite Rather than an actual house Look that's not a house that's just I think this is a campsite And there's nobody here I think that's what it is Cuz look It's just these wee things not actually people's Not actually like a guesthouse or anything Hello Hello Hello Well Maybe we could get a phone signal up here Hang on Let's see No it is just something somebody set up It's probably like one of the guesthouses or the tour guides or something Created this for taking tour groups or something Aye Look Oh there's no light in there Do they even have running water? That would be, oh they have running water You can wash your hands mate Yes, it cleaned up a bit Looks like they've been drinking plenty of vodka Up here Black Opel VA Coconut vodka Extra special Arrack old Arrack There is There is an actual house right there Oh that's the house we didn't go in That's the house we didn't go in that's the other side of it Oh my god So we We hiked up all the way up that way and around So we've ended up back in this garden again She's gonna speak Sinhalese right? So speak to her and ask her, tell her where we're going See if she can give us any advice See if she can sell us some water as well Ask her if she's got any Coke Zero or any Dairy milk chocolate No obviously no Dale Hello Oh ya I was just saying hello Jesus Aunty Aunty Nobody here This is like a horror movie, where everybody...
just disappeared It's like the start of a horror movie What happens next? Well somebody's been running some water Oh hello Hi Aunty Okay now This is where Traveling with a local comes in handy Speaking the local lingo he's gonna find out all the information Hello Hello You're shy Hello Wave hello No No waving, running away from the white ghost Running away from him Let me see what's going on Pointing in a direction opposite from where we went We were going this way I just don't know what she's saying But she's pointing this way What have they been doing in this garden Look at this, it's lovely isn't it? That's made out of coconut it's actually nice That's really nice Drink some water Oh from here is this fresh water? I'll fill up my bottle Lovely Lovely lovely Just what you needed And talking about lovely, this is amazing What they've been doing with these coconut shells Making wee plant pots out of them Everywhere This is fantastic look they even have it here Along the rockery area Decorating this up That's amazing That's what I would do If I lived somewhere where coconuts were basically on tap Where they were on the trees I would decorate my place like this A lovely wee house Wonder how these people make a living There's no farm around here Maybe it is just like that campsite, maybe they look after it Aye I bet they contract it out to the tour guides and all that The campsite Oh we're going this way...
are we? Hang on let's Let's go and find out the information That wonderboy has found out By being able to speak the local language It comes in useful after all Right So what's the info? Ah it's windy this is lovely though This is lovely when you've been sweating What's the info Wonderboy? Oh you seemed to be heading down somewhere Oh thank you aunty thank you What is the info? She seemed to give you like a 10 minute lecture About the place So now you have all the information? Yes Spill it There was no way in any world That we would make it to the top Really Without a tour guide without ropes without anything Is that it? So shes basically told us to do one To go away Yeah So why are we going down this way this isn't the way we came up We can go from this way And what'd she advice that we go down and try to find a tour guide? She said if find a tour guide And they'll not go now Only tomorrow in the early morning Really huh I don't have a change of clothes anything to wash with anything I literally have a cap And a Gopro And a bottle of water It'll take at least 4 hours Yeah To go to the mountain Yeah And once you go there The tour people they have like ropes Really And then we have to climb on top of that So really no chance that we would've been able to do it Yeah So what we're gonna get a guesthouse for the night or something? I don't know But that bloody tuk tuk is still waiting for us Yeah We're gonna have to pay...
him And then All our stuff's in the guest house that we're supposed to be checking out in tomorrow morning Yeah I wanna go to Colombo tomorrow no way in hell I'm gonna do this Well I guess we just Or else you can do this Or I could do it, you could I could stay the night and do it my own Yeah And then tell me the adventure It's incredible I've got to get more than an instagram photo though Of that thing Wow What he's saying is Yeah Even if you climb the mountain now Yeah Find a tour guide cuz There's only like 4 Legal guides Oh really? Yeah Cuz they've legalized it Yeah Oh okay And If you take One of them even now You'll reach the peak at around 6 or 7 Okay, when it's dark Yeah Okay So then you can't come back Okay So I'm gonna stay overnight then Or else if you do the waterfall it'll be like 2.5 hours Oh let's do the waterfall And then I'll stay overnight and do the Hike up there tomorrow Maybe yeah Well he said he will call one guy and ask Oh he's gonna call okay Okay so Dale There's another catch There's what? There's another catch Another catch? Oh come on What's the other catch? Wind is strong You have to put ropes Yeah And then go and that's risky Yeah Because of the winds he says He doubts that people would go Okay, so where else can we go? Is there another option for something to do? Somewhere to go? No? Waterfall? Waterfall there's no water There's no water yeah like yeah We...
did see somewhere we could swim up there At least we could just He said just go over there And there's one waterfall around this rock Yeah Halfway down but he said there's no water There there's somewhere we can just have a swim? Yeah Is it swimmable? Yeah Okay I guess we just do that and then go then Okay He said there's strong winds so he would not take a risk Doesn't feel strong right now but then it's coming and going right? Yeah He said it's gonna be strong Yeah okay Fair enough They're have been some strong winds when we've been Going about today right They said they have to put ropes and then you have to like Actually It's like a path Okay Not a path like a flat thing And it's all like That's the reason he's not gonna have a bath, I hope you put that in your vlog Okay Wonderboy's not gonna have a bath because he's not adventurous That is the reason Okay That's a fact Okay Well Wonderboy can be camera boy While Mr Dale Takes a dip in this bath Everyone just seems to be hanging out Rather than actually Rather than actually dipping in this Why is that? Why is nobody swimming? Is it because it's like that mountain and dangerous? Look at this Garbage lying here That's unfortunate to see isn't it? Oh this looks nice for a wee swim doesn't it? Doesn't it indeed Looks nice and deep Doesn't it? Are you not tempted to have a wee swim in that? It looks lovely The water flowing from over there...
The trees growing across the rocks And then the view Of the knuckles mountain range this is a perfect wee spot Would you say this is a wee hidden wee waterfall that tourists don't know about I would say so No tourists know it I wonder how many people with this color skin Look at my tan lines mate That's a sun tan right there How are you? It's good? Fine Good for swimming yes? Yes Good for swimming? Yeah Good Cold? Yeah Cold, it is cold yeah? That's okay I'm Scottish You wanna test the water? Do you like? Yeah I like Fuck it's cold Today I want to go to Lakegala Lakegala Nice place Nice place but cannot go up, too windy too windy We'll fall down Okay Let's try not to fall down here Okay Wonderboy you are now camera boy Commentate if you want or not I will VoiceOver it later if you don't I will Whoa it's cold It is cold Oh it's cold but Dale's doing it There you go There you go It's nice This is nice It is nice I can see that But I'm sick I don't wanna risk it It's better than the Jaffna pond Let's check out this view then Look at that That's another wee quiet spot down there A wee pond and then another one But then I've got all this to myself I do have the spectators Including Wonderboy Jeremy who seems to be taking some selfies Right now but Aye this is amazing your own wee swimming pool With fresh water, you can drink it as you're swinging it Swinging it? swimming in it Stupid Aye Right Wonder if...
I can climb this cuz there's another bit there Oh and 3 girls there 3 girls and a naked Scotsman Well this the bridge That we came over to get into Meemure These 3 girls I seem to have chased them off with my white skin My white naked body has scared them off They were just loitering around here They don't wanna chat but This girl This cute little girl She Is not getting scared off by me Are ye? You're a friendly one You're much more friendly than those 3 girls aren't ya? Aren't ya wee cutie? Aren't ya? Aww Aren't you adorable Right Back down there for a wee swim Stunning isn't it? See ya See you We went this way? Hi Hi Where's the feeling? How are you? Very good feeling This is good you going in? Swim? No I can't No you can't? Just here for drinking? Yeah Party ah good Where are you from? I'm from Scotland Scotland You know Scotland? Yes You know Scotland yes? Cold country Yeah it's not same like this This very hot How many days you're in Sri

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? Like water? This water Yeah we have like this water but nobody goes inside because it's cold Cold Yeah You cannot swim you will die maybe die Yeah too cold How many days in Sri

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? Now 5 That my friend he's from Sri

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Yeah Colombo Yeah Today we want to go to Lakegala You know Lakegala? Yeah you are lucky guy to see this yeah Yeah this very good Yeah Come here enjoy Feel good Yeah All your friends? Yes Like 20 people Yeah Wow you have a lot of friends Oh...
really And today you have free day Yeah So just come Take the little fun and Good yeah Enjoy yourself everyone is happy Everyone smiling Yeah it's good Good to see You are alone? No my friend Yeah That's my friend yeah He's Sri

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friend Yeah Where are come from? Scotland you know Scotland? Yeah English What? What'd he say? They can't speak English Ah okay But he's speaking good English good No No simple Good Yeah Have you went there? I went there yeah Not down, I cannot go down it's too deep and Too steep like this But this is the best bit Everywhere yeah Yeah In here? Yeah Everywhere, I go up the Lakegala Lakegala you know Lakegala Yeah It's famous Okay I go Nice to meet you my friend have fun Enjoy It was good, this is good It's a good waterfall Well bye bye Meemure Be back another time to conquer your mountains After I do some proper planning So I hope you enjoyed joining me on my wee adventure today guys Sorry it wasn't a successful one but It's kinda successful I had a nice wee swim And a nice wee stroll through the woods Didn't get eaten by a leopard If you watched the whole video guys Please let me know in the comments I wanna know who my real viewers are And I'll see you next time for the next adventure, Peace!