Spill Your Guts: Harry Styles & Kendall Jenner

(Applause and applause) HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS? I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE I AGREE TO THIS FOR THE SECOND TIME. Harry: YOU HAVE PLAYED THIS BEFORE. I HAVE IT, BUT YOU DON'T. Harry: THIS IS MY FIRST TIME. AND THE LAST TIME I WILL DO IT TOO. LET'S SEE THE FOOD WE HAVE ON THE TABLE. SMALL MISTAKE. (THE AUDIENCE REACTS) YES, OOOH. JELLYFISH. (THE AUDIENCE REACTS) YES, OOOH. GIANT WATER SCORPION. THAT'S THE WORST. Harry: 1,000 YEAR OLD EGG NOG. (THE AUDIENCE REACTS) COW BLOOD AND PIG TONGUE JELLY. (THE AUDIENCE REACTS) COD SPERM. (LAUGHTER LOOKS PRETTY TEE COMPARED TO THE OTHERS.

HOW DO THEY GET THE SPERM OUT OF COD? (LAUGHTER) SALMON SMOOTHIE. BULL PENIS. GOOD OLD BULL PENIS. I'LL ASK THE FIRST QUESTION. THE PRODUCERS HAVEN'T SHOW US THESE IN ADVANCE. SO LET ME PICK A FOOD YOU WILL HAVE TO EAT IF YOU DON'T RESPOND, SO LET'S START WITH THE 1000 YEAR EGG NO! MAKE THIS BETTER Harry: I THINK IT'S THE CINNAMON STICK. IT'S THE HOLIDAYS WHY? Harry: OH MY GOD! Harry: READY? Harry: WELL (LAUGHS) OH NO! FEW MEMBERS THAT A KARDASHIAN CLAN HAS WHO DOESN'T HAVE THE WORST PARENTS. THEY REALLY ARE. Harry: WELL, THEY ARE. Harry: WELL.

BUT I WOULD SAY ROB IS NUMBER ONE. Harry: Okay. ...I MEAN IT'S SO HARD, EVERYONE IS AMAZING. Harry: DRINK THE EGG NOG. NO! (LAUGHTER) AND THEN IT WOULD BE, LIKE, KLOE, KIM, KYLIE -- (AUDIENCE REACTS) APPLAUSE) Harry: WOW! Okay, now pick something for me that I would have to eat. EVERYTHING WELL. I WILL MAKE THE SPERM. Harry: Okay. HERE YOU GO. Harry: Okay. ALL IN ONE DAY OF WORK. YES. (LAUGHTER) (Clearing throat) I'M DYING TO KNOW THIS, WHICH SONGS FROM YOUR LAST ALBUM WAS ABOUT ME? (Applause) (Applause) OOOH! NO. Harry: SO I WOULD SAY HINT -- (LAUGHTER) -- UM -- (LAUGHTER) NO!

REA (AUDIENCE REACTS) JUST DON'T WATCH IT. Harry: OH YEAH, THAT FIXES EVERYTHING. JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT! WHAT ARE WE DOING? (LAUGHTER) WHAT ARE WE DOING? (LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE AND APPLAUSE) JUST SWALLOW IT. (LAUGHTER) OH MY GOD! STREET! ARREST! Harry: SPIT OR SWALLOW, THAT'S THE QUESTION. (CHEERING) OOOH! WELL. (COUGH) IT REALLY HAS AN AFTERMATH. (ATTRACTIONS) Okay. SALMON SMOOTHIE. GIVE IT A SMELL. NO! I HATE SALMON, BY THE WAY. Harry: COD SPERM. (LAUGHTER) OK. WELL. YOU ARE THE HIGHEST PAID SUPERMODEL IN THE WORLD. Who is the nastiest supermodel? (LAUGHTER) I HAVE THE ANSWER. BUT I CAN'T SAY IT. (Applause) (Applause) OH MY GOD!

Harry: SEEING YOU DRINKING THAT MADE ME ANGRY. YES, IT'S DISGUSTING. Harry: I MEAN, IT'S A SALMON SMOOTHIE. GOOD. Harry: WHAT AM I EATING? THE SMALL MISTAKE. ADDITIONAL ERRORS IN THE -- FOR DECORATION. Harry: Okay. HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED AN EPISODE OF "KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS"? (LAUGHTER) Harry: HAVE I EVER SEEN AN EPISODE "KEEP UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS"? YEAH. IT WAS THE ONE IN WHICH YOU ARE EATING SALADS IN THE KITCHEN -- TYPICAL. Harry: -- AND THEN THEY SCREAM AT EACH OTHER. SO YOU HAVE SEEN ALL THE EPISODES. (APPLAUSE) I STILL TRIED THE SALMON. Harry: I THINK WE'RE GOING TO GO WITH A BULL'S PENIS.

YES, BULL'S PENIS. YEAH. WELL. (Applause) ARE YOU READY? NO, BUT YOU COULD GO. Harry: IT'S JUST A BULL'S PENIS. (LAUGHTER) WHO IS THE most surprising Celebrity to ever receive

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DMs? WHO IS HE? (LAUGHTER) I FEEL LIKE I CAN SAY IT, DON'T I? Harry: UNLESS YOU WANT TO EAT A BULL PENIS, YES. WELL, THAT DEPENDS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT DEPENDS ON, BUT I GUESS IT DEPENDS. OF COURSE YOU WANT TO KNOW. Harry: IS THERE ANYONE YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT? YES. Harry: IS SAYING IT WORSE THAN EATING A BULL'S PENIS? PROBABLY. Harry: BLINK TWICE. SHUT UP. I'M EATING MY PENIS. (AUDIENCE REACTS) Harry: JUST THROW IT ALL THERE.

GUYS, THIS IS DISGUSTING. Harry: JUST THROW IT ALL THERE. (ATTRACTIONS) (Applause and applause) YES, THERE IS A CRAZY AFTERMATH. Harry: LAST QUESTION. WHAT I AM -- I'M GIVING YOU THE SCORPIO THING. Harry: Okay. BETWEEN LOUIE, LIAM, NILE AND ZANE, THEY RANK THEIR SOLOS -- ( Applause and applause ) ( Applause and applause ) Harry: THAT WAS "SPILL YOUR INTENSITIES OR FILL YOUR INTENSITIES"! WE ARE BACK WITH MORE "LATE LATE SHOW!" (Applause and applause) (BAND PLAYING)