Spanish Class - SNL

HELLO, GOOD AFTERNOON. COME ON. EXCELLENT. BEFORE WE START, WHAT DID EVERYONE DO THIS WEEKEND? AND REMEMBER, ANSWER IN SPANISH. HOW DO I GET EDIBLE DICE? GOOD. MR. McINTOSH? HELLO, PRINCIPAL DAVIDSON, HOW ARE YOU? THE NEW TRANSFER STUDENTS ARE HERE. GET IN, GUYS. TAKE A SEAT. I ASK THEM FOR THEIR NAMES IN CASE -- -- UH-OH. A BIT FAST. THAT WAS A LITTLE QUICK FOR ME, VERY GOOD. ALRIGHT. LET US BEGIN. TODAY WE ARE GOING TO REVIEW OUR FAVORITE FOODS. WELL? SO RICKY, WHAT'S YOURS? MY FAR VRKS ORITA IS PIZZA. IT'S PIZZA. AND YOU, HUG? -- DELICIOUS!

WOW! WHAT DID YOU SAY, SIR? McINTOSH? YES, YES, I HEARD RICE SOMEWHERE IN THERE, AKA, NIES. I THINK YOU MEAN RICE. YES, YES. RICE. YES, RICE, OF COURSE. OF COURSE. SO HUGO LIKES RICE. ALRIGHT. I'M SWEATING A LITTLE. WHO ELSE WANTS TO SAY THEIR FAVORITE FOOD? WELL. NOBODY ELSE? WELL. MARIA. -- RICH, YES. MR. McINTOSH, HOW DO YOU SAY I'M IN LOVE? GOOD. VERY GOOD QUESTION. I'M POORED. IN MY COUNTRY, WE SAY -- WHAT IT MEANS TO GO DOWN THE HILL WITHOUT BRAKES. YES. THAT IS SO MUCH MORE ROMANTIC. I LOVE THAT. YOU KNOW, THIS MORNING I WENT IN FEELING GOOD, BUT NOW I'M STARTING TO FEEL SO SO.

SO YOU KNOW, NOBODY IN OUR COUNTRY SAYS SO. THAT'S LIKE SOMEONE SAYS HOW ARE YOU, AND YOU SAY, THAT, THAT. YES, YES, I KNOW. She was joking. I'M KIDDING. I FEEL -- I FEEL A LITTLE HOT UNDER MY COLLAR. TMA, IT'S A TMI, I THINK I HAVE THE RACES. I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM. WHILE MR. McINTOSH IS GONE, COULD YOU TEACH US SOMETHINGS? AND TO HELP US WE BRING SOME SUPPORT. WELL, CLASS. I JUST THINK WE NEED TO START FROM THE BEGINNING. HU-HUH. THE ALPHABET. GOOD. BEAT HIM. ♪♪ ♪♪