SML Movie: The New Chef!

junior your grilled cheese is ready oh man i love grilled cheese ah

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baby it's on fire how do you think i grilled it? I wish girls thought I was hot food Joe, you just eat your grilled cheese, God, oh, I guess I won't eat tonight since Chevy burned my food again. I really wish someone could teach the

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how to cook, hey idiots huh yeah? I'm talking to you, do you have anyone at home who thinks he knows how to cook? Is he really bad at cooking? Well, hire me and I'll come tell you that you are absolutely rubbish at cooking.

I could teach you a thing or two. Oh me. I should hire that guy to teach chef pee pee how to cook oh I'll call him right now okay let me add a couple of eggs wait wait I could juggle these oh I missed them hey everyone chef pee pee, no, don't talk. For me, Julia, you didn't even eat your grilled cheese sandwich and you almost burned the house down. No, you're the one who set the grilled cheese on fire. Well, if you had eaten your sandwich, the fire would have gone out, chef. Pee, have you ever thought about taking cooking lessons?

I thought about taking lessons. I am a perfect chef. People should take lessons from me every day. No, I mean taking cooking lessons as if someone taught you how to cook. Wait, why would someone teach me how? I'm perfect at cooking no, you're not a chef you're very bad at cooking wait wait I'm not bad at cooking I'm a god at cooking look I came out of my mother's womb cooking I was in her stomach with a spatula or whatever she was stuck there, well, chef, pee, look, I hired someone to give you cooking lessons, wait, give me cooking lessons, I'll give them the cooking lessons, who is it, chef boyardee, you wish it could be me, no, it's someone?

You probably know, oh, that's them right now, I'll go answer the door, whatever, go find your little friend, oh, hello, who are you supposed to be a turtle? I think a tail, you must be the fattest bag I have ever seen, go eat. a beefy Snickers boy oh, I thought better of it, maybe I could cut you into some good turtle soap or maybe you'd complement a good tomato soup with some cilantro and delicious basil oh no, I didn't hire you to cook for me, I heard you teach me buddy, how to cook right, get out of the damn way and show me the kitchen, fat boy, okay, it's almost ready, it's here, Jesus Christ, bend me over and check my rectal temperature.

The white girl's name is ringing here oh my God, Gordon Ramsay. you're in my house in my kitchen wait what are you doing here? Well, I feel like I'm in a nightmare and I'm Freddy Kubra and that's worse than Hiroshima Pollux. What girl name are you trying to make? Well, she was making macaroni. noodles with a side of egg and marinara sauce thick turtle boy, hit me in the gonads okay, oh, I needed it, oh, okay, what's your name chef, pee, chef penis, come here no, no, it's chef, pee, didn't I stutter, chef's penis? come here now okay, okay, what do you want?

You're a shameful bastard, wait, why are you hitting me? There's a raw egg all over your stove, yes, it's a breeding ground for salmonella and how long has this damn light bulb been out? It's been out for a couple of days, three fucking days, your embarrassing penis, you're going to put on a biohazard suit and you're going to clean this kitchen from top to bottom and then you're going to burn it down and then we're going to rebuild it from the ground up and maybe just maybe you can cook. something embarrassing edible okay, okay, yeah, this is clean enough, no, but I don't have all night and you need to learn how to cook badly, hey, fat guy, yeah, what's something you want to eat tonight, a hamburger with cheese. a cheeseburger Do you think you can handle a hamburger?

Do you want me to cook it right now? Duh, what do you think you're stupid? You are stupid? Do it right, God, and that's it. Oh, Gordon is ready, I don't want to hear my name come out of your disgusting mouth penis but it's ready okay let's take a look Jesus Christ is that my grandmother cremated grandmothers not you one day witch no, it's not your grandmother it's the burger you ordered What did he do for junior, are you sure? It sure isn't a hockey puck, what a hockey puck, yeah, you'll be the goalie and I'll be the shooter.

I'll teach you how to intimidate me. Put the penis aside and let me show you how it's done. Okay, chubby, here's your burger. Why the name of God? Is this, oh, is the grilled cheese, chef's people made me before, chef, wait, come in here, I guess you were talking to me, yeah, why don't you take some advice and buy a ticket to Hawaii, go and put this rock back in the The volcano you got it from is a rock, it's supposed to be a grilled cheese sandwich and you're supposed to be a chef, so why don't you run, grab that dig hole six feet deep and you bury it there? along with your career, okay, anyway, faso, here's your burger, it's good, it's good, this is a half-pound wagyu beef burger with freshly made Wisconsin cheddar cheese with freshly chopped romaine lettuce hearts, vine tomatoes on a brioche bun and you ask me if it's Well, I'm not serving this to the Queen of England, so if it's not good, I'll cut off my left leg.

I'll try. This is the best I have ever eaten. I bet that's what it is. it's an ungodly noise chef pee where's my dinner oh my god an even fatter turtle wait who are you I'm the guy trying to make you a better cook oh thank god it's about time dad you have to let him cook for you it's amazing wait right yeah let me go make you something okay here you are oh my gosh this looks delicious. What I have prepared for you tonight is a nice filet of meat with mature feline innocence combined wonderfully with a delicious fresh Maine lobster tail with red crayon shavings and broccolini wow this actually looks edible it's dad wait it's it's wait really I can eat this and not get sick, oh my god, the chef pees, he never made anything that's edible, you know what you're hired to do. and they fired him, well, he wasn't necessarily looking for a job too late, you already got the job, dad, you're really going to fire the chef, pee, oh yeah, look at me go to the ranch, he takes my cookies so badly, it's not that bad, chef, bb, what.

Do you want Bowser? Oh, you're fired, wait, what do you sound like? Well look chef pee pee you're fired, wait why am I fired? Because that new chef, pee, over there, he can cook so much better than you, his food is actually edible. edible you could really eat it yeah he could really eat it look I didn't think it was possible until he started cooking some stuff so get out you can't cook okay oh chef pee pee this is the last time I'll never see this house, oh, I guess it's time to say my last goodbye, oh, goodbye, Bowser house, what was that for?

You know how much I hate this house, I'm never coming back, what's wrong dad, junior, the deed is done, you fired the chef, pee, I took it out? back and I shot him like oh screamer oh poor chef, pee, I mean, it wasn't time for him to be put down, oh yeah, it was, we got a good couple of years out of them, he was a good dog, well, I mean, now we can. eat edible food, I know, yeah, I will never get tired of this food, neither will I, let's eat, oh, I just farted pretty good, okay, fat second sir, there are more lobster tails, now eat them, uh, Mr.

Ramsay, I don't want any more. Lobster tails, you don't want any more lobster tails, I've never heard of such nonsense, now eat your lobster tails. Can I please eat something different? Well, here you have a blooming onion. Have you ever done something wrong? No, everything I make delicious, might as well. I have a happy meal or something a happy meal what nonsense I would never put that toxic waste in my body now eat your lobster tails I need to lose some weight I'm going to eat a McDonald's or something okay just close the door oh man I'm in my room and I can finally enjoy a McDonald's, why is the door closed?

I'm going to this door, I'm going to open the damn door, oh, okay, lobster tail, no, I don't want any more. Lobster tails yes, lobster tails no, I'm full, I don't want lobster tails, what do I smell, damn McDonald's here? No, that's just my fart, I farted, no, that's not what a lobster says fart smells like. check your room no, no, I'm going, oh, I have to hide my McDonald's, what do we have here? This is very old. I was going to throw it in the trash. No, I wouldn't know because all McDonald's food looks disgusting and since it's over a month old, I wouldn't mind if I threw it away for you.

Could you throw it away? but okay, there we are, but what am I supposed to eat your lobster tails?, but I don't want any more lobster tails, well, it's a delicacy. and people would kill for it so eat your lobster tails okay I hate Gordon Ramsay I'm tired of eating lobster tails I want McDonald's oh I really miss the chef pee at least that wasn't fat because I would never eat it because it is cooked poorly. I have to find a way to get rid of Gordon Ramsay, but my dad will never fire him because my dad loves lobster tails.

I have to call chef pee pee and ask him for help. Hey, chef pee pee, wait junior, wow, fat man. What happened? Gordon Ramsay cooks delicious food every night, so I gained a lot of weight. Oh wow, that sounds like a rich man's problem. Have a good chef cooking for you. Wait, are you a homeless man? Why do you live in a box? I'm not a vagabond. I'm just, you know, outside chilling, yeah, I like having the chick outside bite me on the butt. Things like that dirt everywhere, yes, my mansion has a heater, but it's broken.

You know, I like the cold air, so I'm just relaxing here. the cold I'm just waiting well I was wondering if you could help me fire Gordon Ramsay wait until Gordon Ramsay gets fired Are you serious Julia Yes because he cooks very good food every night I'm tired of being fat I just want McDonald's I want normal food, a Sometimes he won't stop cooking lobster tails. I thought you wanted lobster tails. You know good food. I thought so, but no, I just want you back. Can you help me fire them? Please let me think about it.

I have to check some things off my calendar, wait a second, yeah, okay, I'm not going to do anything, okay, let's go find Gordon, okay, junior, how do we get rid of Gordon Junior? Hurry up, wait, I'm very fat. right up the stairs, okay, how do I get Gordon Ramsay five? your dad will never fire him because he loves the fool too much ok how do we get gordon ramsay to quit? we just tell him that his kitchen stinks and he will cry and run away, no, he is. I'm not going to believe that he actually has taste buds and cooks well, well, well, I know what happens if you dress like a chef who is more famous than him and tell him that his cooking sucks, so I have to believe you because you are more famous . that he who is who is the chef more famous than him though junior oh wait jeffy hello hello okay junior here are some more warmed up lobster tails I don't want any more lobster tails gordon well you better eat these lobster tails real quick what chef did you make? growing up loving hmm boy chef all day I loved his ravioli okay thanks for telling me nature lobster tails oh you know okay chef baby you gotta dress like chef boyardee and then thomas cooking sucks , okay, I can do it, okay, genius.

I'm going to love these last three lobster tails. Hey, it's me, Chef Boyardee himself. Well, what are you doing here? It is an honor. Well, they don't call me to a party for nothing. I'm on my way to a party right now. Oh, you. you must be starving would you like a lobster tail a lobster tail oh no no ew where are the canned ravioli oh can the ravioli sir I will do it right you are not a chef unless you are cooking canned ravioli only the best chefs can you cook well with that, sorry sir, I was just making lobster tails, well that's not good enough, I need canned ravioli, okay, I'll go get ravioli for Ken right now, no, no, it's too late, He has already ruined it.

You're done, you should leave life, oh but lord, I dedicated my whole life to becoming a chef to be like you all your life, what a waste of life, oh my god, if you're actually cooking this and not ravioli, you just wasted . Your whole life get out of here I've failed Chef Boyardee Chef Pee You did it You got rid of Gordon Ramsay I know I didn't think it would work but he's gone You look like Chef Boyardee He knew you without you introducing yourself I know I look like him so we can go back to eating your disgusting food now. um I want to try these lobster tails first okay I'm so glad to have you back chef pee pee. you