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Skiing Stereotypes | Dude Perfect

Feb 27, 2020
Ah! What a beautiful day. Wow! Wow! Hey! Dude! Come on man! Sorry, it's kind of my friend's thing. Oh! Yuck! Gotta let it go, man! Court! Ha ha! Ski tips above! It's time to crush the gnar... Can you get me a couple of chili cheese sausages? I'm going to smoke them while they rise. Nothing like a foot of gunpowder to really activate the shipping portal. You know what I'm talking? Hahaha. I love the set! Hey! Thank you ladies! Yes, I do it for the honey! Let's all go... Easy! Fingers! Put them between your shoulders. Seat belt.
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I can't grab it with these gloves on! Arrest! No, stop! It is not safe for the driver to carry a snowboard on his head. I'd turn on the air conditioning, but there are four pairs of skis in the way. I need you to find out! Hey, turn around. I forgot my lift ticket. Returns home. Get me out of here! Can I help you with something? Yes sir. Can I get some skis and boots? And can I get a snowboard? I assume you're coming from doing graffiti on a water tower? What was that, private school? Excuse me, sir.
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Do I sleep in my own car? What's wrong with that? It's a great place to sleep. Have you ever missed a Sunday church service? Have you ever been to church? Do you take time off work to get it? Ha, you don't work. You're a trust fund guy, right? See you on the slopes, community college dropouts. I knew it should have ended. By the way, I go to church every Easter! You sure do. How are you today, sir? Hey, do I need my skis? What... yes, you need your skis! What are you doing? What do you mean I need my skis?
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Lower! Lower! Get off the elevator! What did you think when you saw he had his skis on? Are you going to walk down the hill? Guys, I said there is no sadness. It's just selfish. Oops. I don't know how to stop! Ah! Alright man, where are we headed? OK

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. I'm thinking we started in Doom and Gloom. We'll go to Moose Nutts and go down to Spanky's Ladder. Then we'll head to Big Doo Doo, we've got some cool jumps there, we'll shoot through the Spin Dryer right next to Get Along. And then we'll finish up at Powder Keg.
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What happens if we separate? Simply go to Body Bag, turn right at Wounded Knee around Dead Possum Cove, and go through Turd Splitter. And then we'll meet at Ruby Tuesday. You got it! I think I'll just follow you. See you later, hosers. Ahhhh! Hey, you should probably quit

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and take up sledding! Snow polers! Pizza alert! Boo! Hey, while you're doing a lot of nothing, why don't you make a snowman? Yeah! That one wasn't as good as the other one. Alright. Alright, it's time to choose my ski level: one, two or three. I'll tell you what I'm not... a three-plus-skier guy.
Alright, gentlemen, I need your skill level: one, two or three. Three. Three for me. Three! Oh my god, why did I say that? That was so stupid. Ah! Ah, I should have chosen level one! Ah! Hey man. Are you sure about this one? Are you OK! I'm just going to send it. Oh really? Oh. Hold on! Wait, Gar! I just fell. I have some bruises... Dude! --in the ribs. Did you bring these guys into this? I stayed like a stepfather. Do you have something like Tylenol? It's like everything hurts. It feels modified. Do you by any chance get vaccinated against the flu?
Oh what? Are you kidding me? Hey, man, we're going to have to take this seriously. You don't have a bruised rib! Hi Ty, I knew it was serious. So I canceled the last five days of our trip. Our flights are tomorrow now. Thanks for being with me. You did what? Ah! Sorry about this Ron! I'm not hurt! I'm fine! I'll take you to the hospital! Call the marines! You're going to love this. Wait this for me. Ah! Here we go! Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Wait, codes! It's sledding time! Ty! No! Hey, you might be hurt now.
Alright, I think we're left with Lumpy Susan or Ripped Kyle, what's your vote? Do what you want. I go to the park. Oh, three sick people, Billy! Oh yeah! Alright, let's go to Royals. Dude, I can't do blacks on a rental board. If I can't see the top of the mountain. I do not go. Oh, I don't know. It's pretty freezing today. Oh my God! My glasses are too dark. Hey, I think we should split up. I can't ski with a group of eight. Okay, I need you to choose a new profile for me. I'm going to climb to the top of the quarter pipe.
Take a photo at the top. Can you do that? Absolutely not. But it will seem that I can. Dude! Looks epic! Nice! Oh, it's everything I dreamed it would be! Dude. Hey! Can't you sit on the side? Hey, do you have the sandwiches? I say we eat here. Dude, let's do it! It's a great view. Friend, have you ever wondered how all these beads get to these trees? No way! It's the account boy! Hi guys! It's basically like seeing Santa Claus. Ty, buddy, get dressed. We want to be the first in line for the elevator. Hey, you know what?
In fact, I tend to get a little altitude sickness the first day. I was thinking maybe I should rest. That way, I can be successful with you on the second day. Who knew two movies at once would be so much fun? Oops! Ha! Keep going. Dude, look who did it! Hi guys! Before they get too excited, I feel like I have to shoot them directly. I didn't even rent skis! I had no intention of going out there! Hey, by the way, have you ever heard of Harry Potter? Ha! It's a real page-turner! Dude, are you having a good time?
Yes I know! Me too. Have you eaten the pizza? Oh, do you like it? Yes me too. Brilliant. No, are you a full-time snowboarder or skier? No? Yeah? Haha good. Have you ever been to a Chamber of Commerce meeting? No, no, me neither. I thought about it once. I am originally from Utah. My name is Ricky but my friends call me Bobby. What's your name, friend? Say something, man? Oh, uh, no. No, I did not do it. Oh great. Only about 200 more meters! Hey, do you want me to lend you my walking sticks? Oh, that would be cool, man.
Ha! Yes of course! I should have grabbed the skis! Alright, let's go to the trees. Oh really? Here is a

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ly maintained track. Dude, if the race has a name, we won't do it. Hey, there's a nice open race around here! Slow down, Tim. Slow down a little. Hey, watch out for the tree! Do it? Ah! Hey, why can't we just stick to named races? What's up, guys? Thanks for watching. If you're not yet a Dude Perfect subscriber, click here so you don't miss any new videos. If you want some amazing DP products, please click here.
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