Simon Brodkin Majorly Pranks Sir Philip Green With Boat "Renaming"

million I'm Avakian from the man behind some of the world's biggest schemes to target corrupt organizations British comedian Simon Rod came home and Brad Ken Tynan brought in the FIFA president with fake bills mocking stuck-up celebrities here Kanye was performing at all the sudden Simon brought funds to go on stage and confront me with traps and corporations BW admits what he called a massive mistake, excuse me, I have the new head cashier, no one is going to find out about this, this is the biggest sign in Gran Brittany. When you're looking to do stunts, sometimes you have to look around and think if it would be fun to do it and then sometimes the targets come your way and Philip Green was in that category where he would literally stand up and wave his arms around. the air and said: come and get me.

I'm a complete bastard and everyone knows it. British home stores have run out of money and have been put into administration. 11,000 jobs we lost. Knight of the kingdom none other than Sabrina chose to recklessly sell VHF even though it helped make him a multi-millionaire, so there are plenty of ideas on what to do with him targeting the Topshop London Fashion Show, his private jet, but the ship, the infamous ship, just It represented why I wanted to target it and what it was about. this man is taking being a bastard capitalist to new levels, he's giving billionaire tax evaders around the world a bad name, his aunts, that crisis, they get on his new £100 million soup yacht and go all over the world for a long vacation, what? a superyacht, is supposed to have 40 employees, including a chef and a dog walker.

I mean, BHS paid for it. He got this in July. I imagine what will be given for Christmas. Tell him where you got the money from. I can't hear you, this represents everything that is wrong with what just happened. I think the best idea is to try to rename this ship. I just have to find this ship. After I got the idea of ​​wanting to change the name. I thought it was an impossible mission. because how the hell am I going to find a ship and then the breakthrough happened? I found this website called

boat

finder.

You type in the name of the ship and it tells you exactly where she is and where you've been. I mean, I have to get one of these jumpsuits, so look at Lionheart, how does that exist? I have no idea. I assumed it was created by someone who wants to prank people's ships, but I didn't question it. I used it and used it every hour. I've been looking at where he's been for the last few days, he's just traveling around the Greek Islands. Nichkhun. Incredible chorus and can't pronounce us. I need it to dock. I mean, he'll have to dock eventually and I was a bad man, but he's not a fucking pirate.

And? I've been trying to figure out what his usual patterns are from Monday to Friday, sir. Green has a suite at 13 Dorchester, so Plump gets a free chocolate on his pillow every night on the weekends and takes his private jet from London to Monica's because this is where the missus is. greed his wife has a house he has a house in Monaco possibly to avoid paying taxes in case someone in the world takes his money maybe a struggling school and a sick child in the hospital no let's get another yacht the clown should be to track it, wait until it reaches Monaco, move forward and then I can participate in my mission to rename the Lionheart because I hope that eventually its ship will dock in Monaco.

I decided from the beginning that I had to go visit Monaco. And that was a very, very difficult day for me and for everyone else at that party on the

boat

. We are in Monaco. It feels good. I still haven't paid a cent in taxes to get it. I can't see any security cameras. I think I can see one. a couple of individual ships so for these people up there there's no one on them they're probably on strike we'll be fine this is my sailor suit this is Patrick this is the Beast we're heading to port Hulk human country I think the plan should be can we get in there and see how close we can get, especially to the bigger ship, the question is can we cover closed for long enough, how many conscious people do you need to cover both.

I need a few minutes. but it would also need to be static for things to get close to this if you can get close and if we can get close enough to hit it with something right above that stick, well this seems to be what I meant the practices wouldn't be live here overall really positive but obviously there are a lot of obstacles to getting the sign, getting the sign, registering and not getting caught doing something wrong it's not a one man job Patrick is awesome so he's going to have to help and such Maybe you can put down your camera and do some more work.

This trick was different from the others because he was just patient. It was cat and mouse. Oh, obviously, normally the cat chases. the mouse but I was the mouse chasing the very, very fat cat and I didn't know when they were finally going to catch him. I'm going to dock for a long time. Not that the guy needs to go back to work. Welcome, not quite. Monica, okay, I wonder what he said. I bet most of those banks don't pay any dodgy taxes and have a big enough boat for London Docklands that I'm going to test the signals on.

I think there are still a couple of girls unaware from the bachelorette party last night, but we just hope it's very heavy and it's already broken, there are many more problems here in my thinking, a couple of ideas, BHS pension, finger, the limit of floating fat, I'm checking where it is every day. It's good that he can decide when he wants to come to Monica. Signs came up that we have absolutely nothing because I wanted to see if they work. I'm going to go for a walk and meet up with a couple of friends. Let's open it together because it's too big for a one-man job, especially a one-man job.

Okay, and here's my huge sign and you're going to help me untangle it. I told you what to work and I tell you it's exciting. It's absolutely huge, but great, the bigger the better as far as I'm concerned, I have a dress rehearsal tomorrow. Products, a sign with the ship's note, those clips are so Dudley, what happened, what went wrong, I thought it was a bit of a mess as to who was doing what am I in this, okay, that's a bit of rubbish, we'll see it the next day, work out exactly what will be on the side and wait for Her Highness to return with Monica, finally the ship docks. in Monaco it was an incredible moment and it was "go, go, go, it's the right time, look over my shoulder, ah, we're taking our time, we're going to be anxious and we'll calm down, this is it, we're just going in to support". his school now and I only see the lionheart, a copy of Geoff's past, which is a good time to touch quickly if there was maybe someone else destroyed, he doesn't know that there are no teams at the tops.

I can see very slow, okay, low, slow, okay, that was here in the words about mongooses, okay, maybe I've left school at the bottom and I'll come back in down, okay, maybe we want back to that first one today, relax, okay, good pace, line for everyone, how does it look at the other end? Okay, look good, keep it up, so look down at everyone, good man, come on, okay, this is important, this is important, okay, stop, okay, I did good today, we're about to hit a window, but one last one, the last one, we have to order it.

The ship is coming, it is chasing us. We give it. chase someone, hold my legs, I got it, okay, come on, let's do what I think we could still be someone, friends, we're paving, there might be some kind of boat chase, through a chase back to shore , the cameras were off. because they had the idea that if we hid the cameras they wouldn't think that we were the ones who put that huge sign on the side of a multi-million dollar ship to get to the dock and of course this is the time when I usually get arrested because I'm usually just me and although the police are usually confused as to what has happened, we look for a stun, they know you are responsible, even if they don't know exactly what you are responsible for.

The police passed through us and I forgot about it. Well, I'm currently walking down the hotel hallway. I have to film myself because everyone is arrested. I'm leaving Monica and I'm leaving quickly. the old VHS Oh Mr. Philip Green appears to have been pranked tonight after a banner reading 'VHS Destroyer' was revealed on his Fiat. Comedian Lee Nelson has claimed he was behind the stunt that last year showered former Fifa boss Sepp Blatter with fake money in everyone else's till at the airport. Cops, but I'm going home, our ghosts, right? I learned a big lesson doing the trick with Phillip Reed in Monaco and that's my next trick, it should probably be in Barbados.