SIDEMEN TINDER IN REAL LIFE 2

trash can I'll take you out I don't think you can smell me from here so I'm JJ, I'm 26 years old and do you know what this is? Yeah, would you like to tell me that you're too sharp, you idiot, at least on those normal shows? you put one on Hi, I'm Josh, I'm 26 years old and your smile is almost as big, charming and warm on my penis. I'm Simon, I'm 26 years old and you look too smart to chat, so I bought little roofs, okay? I'm very classy and you're not, oh yeah, sure, I'm 24, I don't give a damn.

I'm Daniel, I'm from London and I'm 25, I'm JJ, I'm 26 and do you know what this is? I don't care, I can see it's a t-shirt, so it's one hundred percent cotton mm-hmm, that's why I chose it. I'm going to swipe left like I don't

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ly feel like you're giving me the right energy, yeah. but not a fake one not a fake one I won't leave Hi I'm Josh 126 abcdefg are you DTF with me? I don't know, I didn't feel like I'm Simon, I'm 26 years old, we should play rock and paper. scissors and the winner has to go out with the loser play with you know I'm winning I was winning well one two three sure wherever you want to go I thought about parking and then and getting a stuffed animal then getting a stuffed animal he won't be there hello I'm 22 yes I can learning how to spin the bottle ok just imagine you're at home my name is Vic I'm 24 years old and my eyebrows have their own Twitter profile with a hundred followers so you could say "me" I'm pretty important, there's too much in your eyebrows, but your eyebrows are pretty, thank you.

I feel like you give them too much attention. I didn't make the profile just to clarify, someone else did. I'm Toby. I'm 26 and I

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ly remember you Hi, my name is Kendall, I'm 26 and from Yorkshire. Hi, I'm Josh, I'm 26 years old and you are sexier and the bottom of my laptop is like some kind of skin. come on yes yes ok try with a button no I'm Simon I'm 26 and I'm actually a necrophile so if I tell you a joke when you laugh will you swipe right on me? yes, what did the fish say when it swam? a wall, damn it, I'm 26 years old and they say that absence makes the heart grow fonder, so I'll be right back.

Wow, that's very soft, I really am Vic. I'm 24 and turning 90 in a fortnight, but all I know from afar is today. That's right, if you do this 26 and I have a time traveling clock and you're not wearing underwear. I don't like. I am back. Did it work while you are wearing underwear? That's none of your business. and you're the only guy out of all of them who got bitten and bitten and dirty right away like I don't like that and you like that. Hi, my name is Likitha Lester, I'm from Essex and I'm 21 years old. Hi, I'm JJ, I'm 26 and if you don't swipe right you're clearly racist and you hate black people for it because it's funny, I lost 26 because this is my family's bad dog and I'll be like that.

The worst thing is I'm 24 and I'm from London hey I'm Vic I'm 24 and if you were a vegetable you would be a cucumber things like that oh I like vegetables so I give you yes hello I'm Simon I I'm 26 years old and if you're a vegetable I would make sure to visit you as much like in the hospital, why would that be awesome? So if you're a vegetable, it's okay. Hi, I'm Toby, I'm 26 years old and already swipe right. so we can go shopping for shoes. I'm going to buy yes, yes, shopping. Hi, I'm Josh, I'm 26 years old.

That dress looks great on you. They look best on my bedroom floor. I'll give you a note. Hi, I'm JJ. 26 and Santa's lap is in the only lap you can see to receive a big gift. No sorry, I don't want my gift. I don't feel it. JJ. I'll wait for Santa if I tell you a joke. Can you laugh? Yeah, what do you care? what you call careful I'm Santa so I guess maybe that's my reason why I didn't do it. I didn't like Santa's line, so you don't like the sound. It's okay, in fact it would give you a nice gift.

Oh, Dave. Dave Dave Dave, you're actually kind of cute, so maybe I'd come read for you, they've come for you, maybe they'll leave, so yeah, she basically just said, What if he gave you a lot of money? I was just running around a lot, it's a really nice one last time if I could take it all, so yeah, you can't take the money, yeah, it was really worth it, look, I wouldn't do that to you because you're worth it, it's priceless, give me the great answer if I could keep this then Eve definitely yes everyone yes go ahead yes boss my name I'm 28 and remind me I'm from Bournemouth but I live in North London.

Hi, I'm Toby, I'm 26, what's the opposite of swiping left and there is? you're from a farm because you sure know how to raise one it's funny, you might even recognize yourself. I think I went, yeah, I went to the last party, you had a party. I left a little early because I mean, it wasn't, yeah, I was. It's not really going, oh yeah, it just wasn't my five, it just wasn't good, yeah, well, I mean, I don't know what to do now. I'm Simon, I'm 26 years old and I'm very lucky to be tall, that helps me. forget about my penis hello I'm Josh I'm 26 and even though I'm 26 I still have braces oh wow I do races like that too that's relatable right yeah I'm 24 and you look like you could crash. be harmless, I'm so sorry, but you're too short for me, the line, oh my god, this is terrible.

No, hello, if I can tell you a joke, guys, let's stop this bunch of other fish in the sea, thanks for coming. Hi I am. Manny, I'm 23 and from North Yorkshire Hi, I'm Simon, I'm 26 and I was wondering how you pronounce your phone number. Wow, very direct, but yeah, it's not going to happen now. Scene, I mean, 26. Oh, his power levels increase. oh God, with us pastor decently now, well, this is the point where you started saying bad words, that's where he gets bored right at his door, it doesn't work today, you can get to that so hard if I tell you a joke and You laugh, would you swipe right?

Yeah, I asked a French guy if he played video games and he said, "Let's be." I'm 26 and my brother has called many, oh and she has the Instagram handle on many, so if you want, now I can make her really you, just about your brother. that this is a Tinder thing it's like I don't have something in common yeah yeah yeah okay if you left money I love money you can go right. Hi, I'm Josh, I'm 26 years old. I went to fix some money on the map. They say I'm like a firefighter because I find them hot and I leave them wet I like your hair I'm 24 and I respect women and I really like treating them with my eyes wide open and I saw myself dead in the face so I don't I don't know, okay , cool, yeah, no, I respect that, I appreciate that you can guess my name is Vic and I heard girls dig scars, they don't.

I mean, tell me about your scar, how did you get your scar doing a ski jump and landing? seriously and broke my collarbone there's a metal set really oh okay that's cool, interesting story, well alive, my technique was wrong, yeah, it looked like you were doing some kind of move there, like some kind of dance move , like I'm a dancer, so I can appreciate. a good dance move and I didn't really understand what was going on so that was the dawn of the anime yeah go ahead all the boys oh hi my name is Miss Jonny Bones I'm 29 years old and I'm from Liverpool originally but I live in London now surprise me Damn girl, you look wow, yeah you're definitely packing, wow, wow, I'm Simon, I'm 26 and I wouldn't get too excited.

I choke on my toothbrush. It's good to know that some people like a gag. Hello. I'm Josh, I'm 26. Can I have your Instagram? Because my parents I must always follow my dreams. You can, yes, but you still go. No no. I'm Toby, I'm 26 years old and I'm the only one here who doesn't. I don't bite my nails, oh you have something else to offer, very well maintained, I had a manicure yesterday, geez, my name is Vic, I'm 24 and I'm going to move on, so if you're trying to get a real win , I. I'm your guy, no, I'm 22 years old, if I tell you a joke, the joke, your dress sense, no, I'll give you a way out, take a second try, what kind of bagels can fly.

I don't know what kind of bagels can fly. simple bagel my name is Ethan I'm 24 years old. I guess you absolutely love me darling, but you're at a dr. pepper jersey as if he were not at the forefront of fashion. I feel like every date we're going on will be a McDonald's and I really don't like that, unfortunately, you might love them, you shop at JD Sports and I need at least tops. I need at least the best man or Zara, so unfortunately that wasn't going to work for us. Hi, I'm Molly, I'm from York and I'm 21.

Hi, I'm Josh, I'm 26. Are you from Never? code out of this world I like a guy with a little better body it seems like I don't if you try oh I'm not even sure it's too tight sorry the game hello I'm Toby I'm 26 Do you would like to see the height of my body? Okay, but let me, let me continue, so, oh, this is nonsense, hey, I'm having fun. I'm Molly. I'm hiring. I'm 22 years old. I love Molly, Molly, you. You can live your

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or make brave fashion choices, so I'll give it to you, yes, I'm Simon, I'm 26, yoghurt, cereal, Molly, those are the things I like to spoon feed.

I don't wait to give me the spoon, oh that was a good line. I'm Vic, I'm 24 and don't judge because you're in Tinder land, nothing else about you, I'm even 24. I'm glad you go to the gym, but I mean you always wear sports clothes or and. Honestly, that shirt makes my head spin if I've had a few beers, I'm sorry, 'cause the courts ain't like Andry Mike, that's why I brought you some flowers, yeah, we should meet, oh yeah, no, no, no, Explain to me, explain to me, are you trying to bulk up? to bulk a ton of bull comes shredded now he just starts cutting I'm so tired how long have you been cutting for Jesus Christ?

I'm like 95 right now I used to be a hundred so maybe you should get a bigger shirt so maybe that's not why it crossed your mind I your clothes that are too small for you are too tight I'm sorry we did it give me a line what was your line my line I was going to pretend I was Babatunde and I wanted a visa but you just turned me down sorry my name is Huggins I'm 27 years old and I'm from Milton Keynes. I'm JJ 26 and if I could rate you out of 10, I wouldn't because all women are beautiful. and you shouldn't be branded by misogynistic men, you are biased, although you almost are.

I'm Toby, I'm 26 years old and I would like to give you a hug. That's actually pretty funny, but I've had it for so long. Hello. I'm Simon, I'm 26 years old, how about a King drink? I feel like I recognize you, but I don't know from where. Inbetweeners. I like that you're different, like your dungarees, so I felt like I should have used mine, so yeah. Hi, I'm Josh, I'm 26 years old and you're the kind of girl who wants to tidy up my own room. Cool user interface, oh yeah, hi, I'm Harry. I'm the youngest of the group here, but when I was really young my dad was driving a car and he hit a rabbit and it didn't completely kill it, it was like on the road, so it went, it got like any other back of the car. and he put his misery and so I've seen some when other kids I'm pretty mature for my age, I heard there was a numbers game, so can I get your number very bad in math at school?

I'm 24 years old and you're very good at reading a book, oh oh, me. I'm like I'm defeated, I don't want to go for me, damn, I don't know what I do when I go for me, which leads me to pack black and continue with the back stopping with a phone and a boss upstairs. I go out with the Duster, put it on the ride and sit on the blockbuster, win, win, win, that's the only one more ring-ring-ring our plot where and about who can let know how that, ha ha, turn off the tennis, head, bellows, turn on the The thing is that I drink softly, I turn off the clink in my black and yellow solder, so fresh and clean, Tina and she jumped out of the bottle like hello friend while I had the group call the waiter to clear the bubbles you want a sip.