Show Me Your Phone w/ Kim Kardashian West

-This is how this is going to work. You and I will take turns pressing this button here, which will randomly select one of these icons on the board. Each icon will reveal something you should share from

your

phone

. None of us know what these will say. They just... tell us to bring our

phone

s. -Yeah. -Okay, and is this okay with you? -Yeah. -It's okay, I don't know if it's okay. -Believe. -Yes I know. I say, "Okay." -I didn't even clean my phone before. -Me neither. I have no idea. But I really don't have anything to clean. -Yes, honestly, neither do I. -Okay, I agree.

Alright, here we go. Since you are my guest, you go up first. When you're ready, press that button. -Well. -Oh, okay, that's... -Text message? -Show us the last text message between you and

your

spouse. -Oh Lord! -Come on. It's just the first round. It's just the first round. -Wait, no one can see my password. -Oh, yes, someone will find out. -Unlike my husband, where I

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my passwords when I... -That was the best. -...I'm on television. -That was the best when he did that. -Well well. Last text message. Last text message. -You and Kanye. -Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Are you ready? Alright. Alright. It's very sweet. Shall I put it here? -Yeah. That? No. Your phone is locked. -Ah! Wait, I'm sorry. -What was that? -No, I got a text and something from Kylie. Wait... Okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I do not know what is happening. I'm sorry. It came up, I tried to slide the text up and... Okay. -Okay, let's see it. Here we go. Put it there and don't touch it. Your phone is now locked! "West Lake: Our family's first ranch. In 50 years, this will mean a lot to us." -I told you, it's sweet. -It is sweet.

What's that? What is... -Okay, so he got a ranch in Wyoming. - -And they are in the lake. It has something called West Lake. So she took a photo of him and that's like a sign. And he's very excited to move to Wyoming. I don't know. I don't... Well, not full time. -Well. Here we go. Alright, this is my turn here. -Well well. -Let me press the button here. My last text message from my wife, what would it be? -That? -Let the other person play any of your voice memos. -Do you make a lot of voice notes? -I do it too much, actually, yes. -Actually? -I wake up at like 3:00 in the morning and I just sing a song on my phone and I think it's good. -Yeah. -But they are mostly bad.

But not here. But I just don't... -Do you know what I do with my voice notes? I record, while I put my kids to bed, press play, and listen to the bedtime stories they tell me. Then one day, I received them all from my nephew Mason when he would babysit him. And then I hear the most beautiful things that they say that one day I will play for them. -That's a great idea. That is if. Yes. -I meant that's what I do with my voice notes. Okay, well, this is... Pick a... Pick a voice memo. I don't know which one it's going to be.

They're all... -I think... -Okay, okay, okay, okay. Wow, you have so many. Well. I'll only play the first one. I don't know. -Alright. -So just... -Put it on this guy. Close it. -"I do not like this". That's what it's called. -It's a song called "I don't like this." And it's... -Okay, so I press that? -Yeah. You press this and... It's not ready yet, so you know. It's called -- ♪ No, I don't like this ♪ ♪ No, no ♪ ♪ No, I don't like this ♪ ♪ No, no ♪ ♪ Colonoscopy ♪ Colonoscopy. ♪ Go inside me ♪ Go inside me. So it's a song in progress about getting checkups and anyway...

Yeah. It sounds like... It sounds like it's... -It sounds like an old country folk song. -Yes, I wish it was stronger. I'm sorry. Alright, let's move on. Your turn. You press that button. -Ah OK. -Safari. Show us your last Google search. Do you know how to do this? -No... -You can't... You can't... -You could have warned me so I could, like... -You can't delete this. -...clear search history. -Kim, it's almost time. Show us your phone. -Oh my God, guys. This is very embarrassing. -Come on. -Oh Lord. I have to? -Come on. Do it. Do it. -You're not going to understand. -No, I could...

I can solve it. His phone is now locked. "Is the girdle with a pee hole better?" -Okay, okay, okay. -Wait, "is the girdle with a pee hole better?" -No, I just... I just launched SKIMS. And I've been debating whether I need a pee hole in certain things or whether... because, like, I would... like, under a dress for, like, the Emmys or whatever, I would try it. to use the hole to urinate. And then you pee on yourself and it doesn't work... Anyway, it doesn't work half the time. -I think you're the only person who searched for that on Google. -No, this is a very legitimate question.

So... -Of course it's better, right? What was the response? What came up? -I mean, it's like mixed. -Okay, here we go. Alright. It's my turn here. Here we go. Girdles with hole to urinate. What happens if mine lands on "clock"? What about "clock"? What time is it? -Oh. -What is your voicemail greeting when people call you? -Oh. -It's normal, I think. It's just me saying, "I'm not here." -I don't even have voicemail. That's like old. Does anyone have a voicemail these days? It's like, "Text me." -Are you serious? -Yes, just text or call again. -But what if it suits you?

Do I hear your voice saying, "Hey, I don't do this"? -No. It's like... Jimmy,

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us your phone. -Oh, yes, here we go. So this is it. Here, this is... This is my greeting that people hear when you call me. -Well. - - ♪ Leave a message at the beep ♪ ♪ Like an eagle grabs with its talons ♪ ♪ You're leaving a message for Jimmy Fallon ♪ ♪ He's multi-talented ♪ ♪ But listen, he's got a lot to do ♪ ♪ So please respect the balance ♪ ♪ Leave a message at the sound of the beep ♪ ♪ This is Lin Miranda freestylin' on her phone ♪ ♪ She paid a lot of money for this, please be nice ♪ ♪ And please leave a message at the sound of the beep ♪ - -!

Oh! ♪♪ -I'm very proud of that. I can't listen to that. -That's very good. -I can't listen to that. That's Lin-Manuel Miranda. -Oh, no way. -This is when he was doing... -Oh, wow. -Yes, he did... he did "Hamilton" at The Public. And I won some charity for that. Thanks Lin. Well, for our final round, our friend Winnie Harlow is on the show. And she heard that we were playing this game. She wanted to get into action. She had an idea of ​​something we could do. Please welcome everyone to Winnie Harlow. ♪♪ Take it easy on me. Take it easy, please.

Oh Lord. -Take it easy. -Take it easy, please. Alright, Winnie, what do you have for us? -Well, this last round is for both of us. -Well. A challenge? -Are you ready, guys? -Yeah. -Choose any photo from the other person's deleted folder and post it to Instagram. -Wait, eliminated? -Yeah. Then you know it's going to be bad, because it's in the deleted folder. -I feel like I'm going to have much worse photos of my face... ...than the ones you will have. -Just don't move around too much. Don't worry. -Alright. -Everything is fine here. -Well. Not bad. -Well. -Wh-- What?

Have you found one yet? You look great in all of these. ♪♪ -Can I ask your opinion? -Well. -That's funny? Who takes pictures like that? -That one, or that one. -What are you looking at? -I like this one. -"Who takes pictures like that?" -I think that's the best. -You look great in all of these. But where is... where is this? Where is this? Did you post this one? -Oh, no, that's... -Where are you? In a hotel or... -No. That's in my closet. And that's in a test of using this set. So there were a hundred of those, because I was trying on... -Is that your closet? -Yeah. -Yes, your closet looks good. -He was testing me...

Don't come closer. -I zoomed in a little. -Stay away. -Alright. -I don't have any makeup. -But you still look beautiful. -Wait, literally... You might have a runny nose in this one. -I don't get snot in my nose. That is not true. Well. -Well. -I think I have yours. I'm going to do this with you. -Well. -Here we go. The phone is locked. Can we see what you look like? Like... It looks like... That's the worst photo I could find. Each one was beautiful. -Look, although it's the same suit. -That was like, "Hurry up, I hate testing.

I think we got it." -Alright. Well, I'm going to post this. -Well. Post it in my stories. -But I think you have it. -Well. I beat him up. Well? He got a good photo. -Let me see it. -And I already... -That's it... That's not... I didn't know what I was doing. -Guy. -I was trying to get... There's nothing there. -Is that booger there? -You're a liar. That's not it at all. That's really bad. It's actually horrible. Alright. So you're going to post that one. - Should I say something like "I hacked into Jimmy's phone. It's me"? -Yeah.

Yes. -Yes, please do that. -Well. Wait, you're not following me? Oh. -Oh Lord. That's not... No, that was last year! Nobody follows anyone anymore. It's like on par with voicemail. Are you kidding me? No, of course I follow you. -I need an extra follower, so I'll accept it. -My thanks to Kim Kardashian-West. Winnie Harlow!