Shipping Wars: ROY RAGE! "Handyman" Couldn't Care Less About Historic Crane Shipment | A&E

We are in Austin, Texas to pick up this

crane

at the original Austin City Limit studio. I hate this city, but then again I hate most cities. What are you doing? Should we go? Check out. Yeah, let's look at this. I guess I've seen the show, question limits, no, boy, you know this is where we filmed the show the whole time, yeah, so you haven't really seen the show, I don't know, I don't

care

, oh my god , I'm a little worried now because this thing needs some love and

care

. This is the

crane

. This is a walk in the park.

All we have to do is put her in an elevator and take her down. I mean, we need an expert for this, but also. I need someone passionate about this piece. I'm here to make a

shipment

. I don't care at all about the rest of the garbage. Let's go ahead and move, do it right, don't rush, be careful, keep coming. Angle your arm. up in the corner, careful, careful, sure, remember the story, oh, skin board, well, we're done with this part, let's go downstairs, idiot, okay, we have about 10 seconds to do it, that's two f's and two butts, keep going , keep rolling, I'm coming. bet this doesn't work we're out of the building right now it's my part it's time for you to do this and let me do my job and everything will be fine everyone back off except the two people sitting in the focus in the driver's seat I want that thing go up the center of that ramp that's not pretty the thing is stuck this piece doesn't move do you have two by four?

Do we have boys? Do we have more spare wood if you want something done right? You need me to do this, keep in mind the nails and screws, gentlemen, take your whole team and get them in that elevator or get them out of this trailer right now, okay guys, everyone get out, okay, you, the man, don't Sherlock, I was waiting. At the end of the day you would have the passion that we have, I care about the

shipping

, I just don't care about the story, there is a difference, you got it all wrong, it's okay, it will be there in one piece. thanks, bye, I keep hitting the crane, it keeps bouncing, I have to build a bracket for that damn arm of that crane, I can't afford any gutter balls here if I don't stop and build a bracket for this crane arm, something's going to happen.

I seriously broke down. I thought I was done with this fool. I stopped by a strip club real quick to have a little fun before I got there. Okay, I have to drive again. I don't have time to talk all day. Goodbye, no more bouncing. bouncing where franklin tennessee dropped this damn crane this is going to suck hey roy good job dad look at this jed yeah enough of the small talk let's unload this right guys you gotta take this canvas drop it right in the front of the trailer tour I don't need Someone tell me how to do my job.

What are you doing here? I brought you another helper. No, you brought another one. The last thing I need is more people getting in my way. When did this happen? I mean it, it's amazing. I bought all that wood and built it just to be nice and stable because I don't care about my load. I knew you would respect this when we were done, Roy, I don't care about his story. Worry about doing the load well, let's stop wasting time, get behind him and push him, come on, go ahead, continue slowly. I feel good about that story developing.

I need you to inspect this thing. Check it and make sure there is no damage. If there was damage on this side, this cover I'm holding was attached to this junction box, this is where the electricity runs through and some of this could have been damaged, there's no way to know, but I will say that happened in the future. the trailer, can I point something out? I transported it, I have it here in one piece, no one was hurt, nothing was hurt, really worried about the electrical box, I went overboard, stopped and built a big support to make sure it didn't bounce. and don't bend anything I think we're about to even I'm thinking we might have a thousand dollar discount if you're thinking yeah if someone's about to get hurt pay me full price and we'll call it a day.

I'm done, why don't we do something like 2800? I'll tell you what, I'll give you 200 off if I can have that weight. It says mgm camera department number eight, so I want it as a souvenir to hang on my wall. you like this piece, yes, I like it, you appreciate the piece, okay, you've got a deal, okay, thanks Stephen, three thousand dollars, even I'll get out of here, I'll take my weight and leave, take it easy, thanks , enjoy