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Seth and the Jonas Brothers Go Day Drinking

Feb 27, 2020
- Hello everyone, we're at the Royal Palms Shuffleboard Club here in Brooklyn, New York, and we're about to have a drink with the Jonas Brothers! -Hey! -And since I'm at a disadvantage, I brought my brother Josh and my emergency brother Jack McBrayer. Say hello, Jack. -Hello everyone. -Alright. Greetings to all. -Health! -Thank you for having us. -Of course, very happy to be doing this. -Of course, greetings. Greetings, gentlemen. ♪♪ It's time for "Drinking Day". Yuck. ♪♪ -♪ Hey ♪ -Okay. Let's start with a round of drinks in order of our brotherhood in order of birth. So in honor of Kevin and me, the eldest, this will be a drink called The Firstborn.
seth and the jonas brothers go day drinking
Let's start with Glenfiddich, 30 years old. We're also going to have some O'Doul's because we're drinkers, but we're also responsible. We'll also add a little Alka-Seltzer. Josh and Jack, could you help me put one of those on each of these? -Wow! -Oh, delicious. -Thank you. To the firstborn! -To the firstborns. -You did it! -Wow. -Ah. -Oh boy. -What was the good part? -Alright. This is in honor of Josh and Nick. Here we go. -Oh. -Babies will be served in bottles. -Ha ha. -Crazy. -I like it. -Babies love chocolate milk. Let's replace that with some Kahlua. Here we go.
seth and the jonas brothers go day drinking

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Let's put some Hi-C juice in there. Put a little pink on it because it is mom's favorite as well as the little ones. Here we go. Alright. Bottled, all of them. -To the babies. -To the babies. -Enjoy your nipple. -Mnh. -That's... not cool. -This completely sucks. -Okay, guys. The middle child, no one has thought about you for years. You are the forgotten child. -Good. -TRUE. We didn't think about this drink at all. We're just going to pour things in here randomly. -This could be laundry soap. I'm a little scared. -I'm going to put some of this.
seth and the jonas brothers go day drinking
Nobody cares. He is the middle child. It doesn't matter if we screw it up, we have two more. -Now you are drunk? -Hey. Get there. -Okay, everyone. For the middle child. -Middle child! -Confused. That's confusing. -That's fair. -Definitely pineapple. -Let's play some games. -Alright. -Well! -The way this works is that I'm going to show you a famous brother from the Jonas Brothers. If they do it right, one of us will have to shoot. If they make a mistake, one of them has to shoot. And let's begin. Let's find out how well the Jonas Brothers know other famous

brothers

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seth and the jonas brothers go day drinking
Guys, tell me who these

brothers

are. -Oh, they're, uh... Oh, you know. If they don't do well, they will drink a lot in this game. -I don't know. -Guys, these are the Marx Brothers. -Ah. -Wait. -Which of you would like to have a drink? -He will be happy to do so. -Alright. This is Tequila Villa Uno. -It's so good. -It's so good. -Nick, true story, this is your tequila, right? -This is my tequila. -Brilliant. What is the motto of Villa Uno? -"Life as it should be." -"Life as it should be." -Did you know? This is life as it should be. -Well, in life as it should be, you would know who the Marx Brothers are.
Okay, guys, who is that? -The Wright brothers. -Damn! How do you miss the Marx Brothers and get the Wright Brothers? I am going to start. I'll do this one. -Forward. -Villa One. "Life as it should be." -"Life as it should be." -Oh, we're in serious trouble. -Mnh! ♪ Life as it should be! ♪ -What? -"Life as it should be." -Oh, of course, yes. -Okay, ready guys? -These guys killed a lot of people. -Supposedly, supposedly. -Wait, then you, like me, are the oldest. I want to see if your younger brothers can name these two. -Mendez Brothers. -God! -Wait.
What did he say? -Wait. Say it again. -Mendez Brothers. -No. -You're thinking about... You're thinking about the very innocent Méndez brothers. And not the incredibly guilty ones... -Menéndez Brothers. -Sorry, we were looking for Menéndez. -I'm sorry. -It would be like calling you the Jononases. -Hey, do you know what this is? Everyone on camera. Life as it should be. Hello, time for more nonsense. This is a new game. -Oh, wow. -Okay, so these are the heads of the Jonas Brothers. These are hairstyles they have had over the years. And we are going to match those hairstyles with their heads.
And if we do it right, the Jonas Brothers have to tell us if we did it right. And if we make a mistake, we have to try. We couldn't come up with a title for this. Jack, what would you call this game? -Hair! -"Hair goals." -"Hair goals." "Hair Goalz"? -"Golz." -"Hair goals." Hey, it's time for "Hair Goalz." -Yeah! -Okay, I know one. -Okay, make one. -Go for it. -Oh! I feel very confident, it's okay. I feel... I feel good about that. -Wow. -Well, let's see it. -Yes, let's go... Ew! -Aah-da-da-da-dah! -Yes, that doesn't look good. -That is not right. -Yes, yes, I have to turn it around.
That's crazy. -Jonasés! This is our final answer. Are we right? -You're wrong. -Alright. -Bad bad. -Okay, here's to you and your bold decisions. -"Hair Goalz" with a "Z". -Not only are we here trying to make you look bad, we've also had bad haircuts over the years. So please come here and play... - -What's going on?! -I don't know. Oh boy. Oh no! -Okay, we're fine. We have to be calm. -It will not work. -Here we do this. -I don't think that's going to work. -It will be once you do that. No no no no! -Oh! -Oh! -Alright.
It's just spatial awareness. -It's a smart choice. -Get out of here! -I know. I'll be honest. If they decide not to have any more hair, they will look pretty good. -Thank you. -You're talking about all of us, right, Joe? -N- Mm, um, mmmm. Yes. -I'm bad with magnets. -I swear to god. -I want to see the real thing. Wait. -I know. I already know it. -Does it take you that long to write songs? -Even more, and they are all successes. -Touché, sir. -We have committed ourselves. -Health. Yes. That feels good. -Hey! -Yeah! -♪ You say ♪ ♪ What can make me feel this way? ♪ ♪ Shuffleboard, Shuffleboard, Shuffleboard ♪ ♪ Speaking of Shuffleboard ♪ ♪ Shuffleboard ♪ -Hey, in honor of the Jonas Brothers' new single "What a Man Gotta Do," we're Gonna Play Shuffleboard "What a Man Gotta Do." Is that how it works.
You take a cookie with one of our faces on it and shoot it down there. We will do it with ours with your faces. Anyway, it will be... that... Uh, it will be clear. Well, you guys go first. Nick is choosing Josh. Good luck. -Very light. -Weak! -Hey! -No, let's continue. Alright. Now I'm going to do a Nick double. Here we go. -Wow! That I have? -Social. Everybody drinks. -Oh! -Cheers. Between the legs. A very strange, very strange movement. Oh! Very... oh! I'll finish yours. -Oh! Jesus! -Oh! - -Delicious. -That's classic, Seth, right there. -We're ok? -What did you get? -I did my part.
Don't say I didn't do my part. -Joe is going to have to do something... That's good. -The past, past, past. -To Cambridge Analytica! -That is a good one. I like that. -Oh, that's nice! What is it? -Hell yes! -Oh yeah! - -Jack, again! -No! -More gin? - -This is very exciting. Each of us is going to get the title of a pop song from here. And then we have five minutes... -To go write a pop song. -Alright. I have one. You have a. I'm going to show mine. -I'm in. -Alright. Do not say it. Well well.
Do you have yours? Well well. And now we're going to take five minutes and write a song. -Well. -Made. -Alright. -Easy. -But you know what? Could... Oh no! -Shut up! ♪♪ -♪ Hey ♪ -♪ I'm crazy, I've been ♪ -♪ Promise made ♪ -The sun is at the zenith. Things are going well with my penis. -Oh, I love that. -I have one. "The sun is coming out and I'm ready to drink." -♪ Promise, baby, I... I will never make you cry ♪ I will make you die. I will never make you die. No, no, no, I will never make you die. -That's heavy. -♪ Drunk Moon, I'll see you soon♪ ♪I have nothing to do in the afternoon♪ -I know, we're rhyming. -Shh!
Nobody knows. -I don't have anything. -We also have to make a bridge. This is how a song works. -♪ Maybe it's love, maybe it's touch ♪ ♪ Maybe it's drugs ♪ -What time are we going up? -How much time left? Do you have your 5 minute pop song? -"Nine" is "N-I-E" - "N-I-N-E." -Yeah. That's how you spell "nine." -Alright. Can you read it to me and I'll write it down? They're going to put this in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. -Correct. -Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the McBride brothers to the stage! -Oh! -And this is "Drunk at noon." ♪♪ -♪ It's still light ♪ ♪ Which seems crazy ♪ ♪ I'm

drinking

Coors Light to mask my sadness ♪ -Yes. -♪ It's not dark yet ♪ ♪ But I'm ready to drink ♪ ♪ I don't care what my parents think ♪ -♪ Hey ♪ -♪ The sun is high ♪ ♪ It's at its zenith ♪ ♪ And everything is fine with my penis ♪ ♪ I'm drunk at noon, I'll see you soon ♪ ♪ I have nothing to do this afternoon ♪ ♪ Because I'm drunk at noon ♪ -Not bad.
Nothing bad. -Now let's welcome to the stage the Jonas Brothers, who surely won't top our song with their new song "In Bed by 9:00". -1, 2. ♪ Baby, I ♪ ♪ I feel good ♪ ♪ Baby, let me in, I want to feel your skin ♪ ♪ Do you want 69? ♪ ♪ Baby, oh ♪ ♪ I've wanted this all my life ♪ ♪ Let me lick your toes, I want to blow your nose ♪ Baby, I'll have you back at 9:00 ♪ -Yeah, unh. -♪ 69 ♪ -♪ 69 ♪ ♪ I'll have you back in bed by 9:00 ♪ -That's the Jonas Brothers, who clearly won by writing a pop song in five minutes. Hey, wait! Oh Lord. Guys, this has been an incredible afternoon and we would like to say it was "Day Drinking" with the Jonas Brothers, the Meyers Brothers and Jack McBrayer. ♪♪

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