Sequels That Aren't Sequels

"carrots!" "and" "people love guinea pigs!" "Good job guys." *clapping* This movie is like the Cliff Notes version of the first one. This is literally day five. practically nothing has happened! The second day, I was honking in these kids' faces and they all cried. Three days later They are giving Him a hug. "time capsule!" "time capsule." "time capsule!". So they finally figure out where this flash drive is, that's the reason it's been here all along, but the bad guys show up and capture them. and the other teacher feels betrayed because she didn't know he was from the FBI.

She just thought he was a teacher. "So everything we are, to you is just a performance." All we are. It's been five already. damned. days! "I didn't lie about my feelings for you." "I have no feelings for Kristi North!" So they pour out all the contents of the time capsule, you know, what they're burying to open up in the future and see what life was like in 2016, and there's three things in there. the pendrive, a piece of cardboard I guess? and a small hammer. Are you telling me the whole school went on this fucking field trip to bury a time capsule with a hammer and a piece of cardboard in it?

Seems a bit pointless if you ask me. Twix? Well. It's a good chocolate bar. Twix: It's a good chocolate bar. Anyway, they defeat the bad guys in a very disappointing final scene. Kids kick ass. Even the nerd gets in on the action. And even though she was angry like ten minutes ago, she's now ready to kiss her big, beautiful face again. And for a reason I will never understand, the final shot of the movie is just a close-up of this pig. That's the last shot. and then she says "the end" while they play a cover of the Jackson 5 song ABC, which they also played at the beginning of the movie?

They played the same song in the movie twice, probably because they didn't want to spend more money licensing other music. So you see what I'm saying. At best, this is an unnecessary remake of a movie that came out so long ago that it's completely irrelevant right now. and at worst, it's just a creepy movie that's too raunchy for kids to watch and too stupid for adults to enjoy. 2 out of 10. And just when I thought this movie couldn't get any weirder, I saw the credits and realized there are characters named "Hot Single Dad", "Hot Mom", "Super Hot Mom" ​​and "Hot Mom" . '.

Don't confuse those two, they are two different people. Another strange fact about this movie is that it was written by someone who seems to specialize in this kind of thing, er,

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. He also wrote 'Bigger fatter Liar'. "Big Fat Liar is already counted as next summer's must-see movie event". "That guy stole my newspaper!" "Larry Wolf is about to release the long-awaited game Big Fat Liar". "That idiot stole my game!" a brand new movie and Paul Giamatti MOVIE *distorted* And he's also writing, and this isn't out yet, but I'm so excited not to see it, 'Grand-Daddy Daycare.' It is the sequel to 'Daddy Daycare' starring Eddie Murphy.

Now, if you had to guess what 'Grand-Daddy Daycare' is about, you'd probably guess that instead of dads taking care of the kids, it's very old men taking care of the kids, right? Grandparent Daycare because dad daycare was about dads running a daycare. So this is a daycare for grandparents, right? No. "thank you very much for taking care of dad all day" "ah, no problem." "Here at least he takes 100. In the nursing home he charges 300." "I've got it all figured out: Grandpa's daycare." This movie is about middle-aged men taking care of older men. That? Do you know what else I just realized?

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