SABROSA

What's up hottie? What did you call me? Chocolate. -What's wrong with you? -What's wrong with me? -Who did you call hottie? -You, my love! Since when do you call me hottie? -What do you mean? -Why did you call me hottie? Because I saw you and you looked sexy. Oh yes, I'm sure I'm very hot with this belly! I'm fat! -Who the hell are you calling that? -No one, love. -It was just honey. -Affection no. Love like this is for your little sluts, hottie. -Tell me who you call that! -No one, love. Stop lying. You call me "pretty", you don't call me "pretty".

But today I didn't say "pretty", forgive me love. -Why didn't you call me "pretty"? -I don't know. I don't know. Because you were probably thinking of someone, bastard. No, there is no one else. Pretty, listen to me. Will you call me "pretty" or will you call me "pretty"? Choose! -You are pretty and sexy. -Don't call me "hottie" again. What the hell. That? You probably call your little whores that. -What the hell? -Tamara. -Tamara who? -The bumpy bitch, all stiff. -Ah, Valeria... -Valeria, Tamara, who cares. She looks like a transvestite from Veracruz, so you know, she's a whore.

There is nothing wrong with being a transvestite. Now you defend transvestites? Do you like transvestites? Since when? What mean taste you have! Me too? Nothing interesting. That's why you don't like me at all, because you like transvestites, all sluts. Now you are very respectful, the lord of the transvestites. Can we forget about all this and watch TV? Listen to me. I'm going to gain 50 pounds and you're never going to call me "hottie" again and I'm going to be dirty, dirty, disgusting, just to fuck with you and you'll say, "Oh, honey, I don't." I don't care." Because I'm too much of a woman for you.

You can't handle me! Love, you could be gigantic and I'd still love you. -Really? -Yes. Well... Come here. Hand me the remote, Valeria. " What? Pretty. I said pretty, pretty! Did you know that YouTube has a channel called Backdoor? Well, if you didn't know, now you know. It's comedy and we have two new sketches every week. You can't miss it, they're hilarious. Subscribe now.