Ryan Reynolds and Catherine Zeta-Jones Have Some Weird Dating Advice - The Graham Norton Show

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biz, we don't usually say these four people happily married on the couch not each other, Jones is not related in any way so I need to make an announcement first so Ryan uh you . and blake can get married for uh oh god don't do this to me two two three uh four years three years are you guessing three years yes four three and a half yes just go yes okay good luck getting to four and

catherine

michael? They've been together a long time now fifteen uh together seventeen married fifteen uh will and jade together 22 married 18. wow very good but toby and karen beat them all uh together 26 married one now what happened there?

Were you saving? I wanted to be very nice I wanted to be very nice now what happened uh well I guess I'm sorry this is none of my business uh well we proposed and accepted about three or four times and uh each time you know I proposed once yeah let's do it do that and then yeah we'll do that and then the next time nothing happened the next time he proposed to me in a leap year and I said yes absolutely you know nothing happened and then the third time I proposed again nothing happened so we said we

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to stop proposing marriage yes we knew how to do it obviously but we didn't agree on how to do it so to speak we are still talking about getting married now yes I thought it was a good thing to do very good. and of course

ryan

, my beautiful blake, the sexiest man in the world, all that stuff and yes, she is the sexiest man, yes, he's doing well, that's a good shot, right there, look at you, look at you beautiful and happy, yes, so upset, yes, no, but to cheer up.

When you started to be interested in girls you weren't that cool or soft about it, no, no, not at all, I don't think so, no, I really went through puberty at around 27 years old. This is a phenomenon. thing yeah, it wasn't good, yeah, who's the girl who was the girl at school the first the first girl the first well, I was obsessed with this this girl uh uh fiona gorczynski who is she and she used to take the bus backwards from my real house and I would get on the bus just to sit next to it wow for 45 minutes the wrong way oh there's

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thing wonderful about that there was

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thing when you're young it's so cute when you're older it's just stalking you're like on some kind of list surveillance, yes, but I remember that when I was I couldn't

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been more than I don't know 11 years old and I was about to get off the bus because enough is enough. enough, I'm about to go in like Seattle or something, so I'm starting to get off the bus and I decided to hit her with this cool look or something like this, like one of these like the real Don Johnson Miami. and I take too long and the bus doors close on my backpack with my backpack and the bus starts leaking like it hits the side of the bus the bus driver finally stops, opens the door, let's free my you know, idiot bag backpack and I could never look at her again yeah that was terrible yeah she's looking at you now can you imagine she's like he's the guy with the backpack and the people you know couples when they meet they have little rituals and ways to maintain the relationship? new, but you have one related to golf, right?, yeah, that old thing, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm pretty good, I think I can handle this, oh no, yeah, I can, I can, I can kick his ass in Golf if I say it's okay, wow, but don't do it.

Don't you make these bets when you play golf? Yes, if you miss the shot and can't get your ball over the ladies tee, you have to take your pants off, don't let them fall alone on the course, but expose yourself in some way, yes you do, it's not just my husband , it's any man I play with you, I also have questions, you know, leave them in the field, what are the paparazzi doing all day? No, there was a problem with the paparazzi, but I forced it. go in the bushes and drop your pants you know real Hollywood couples are a power couple now married for 18 years that's my wife still interesting though look at it like she's still breastfeeding she's a girl she's something good, that's my wife I there is no us and they are us you know I am I am a member of the academy at home all the time driving my wife crazy are they you know is that voice the inner world divided by fear