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Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes 2020 - All of his bits chained

Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes 2020 - All of his bits chained
you're you'll be pleased to know this is the last time I'm hosting these awards so I don't care anymore um I'm joking I never did MBC clearly don't care either fifth time so I mean Kevin Hart was fired from the Oscars because of some offensive tweets hello lucky for me the Hollywood Foreign Press can barely speak English and they have no idea what Twitter is so I got offered this gig by fax so let's go out with a bang let's have a laugh at your expense shall we remember there's just jokes we're all gonna die soon and there's no sequel so yeah remember that but you all look lovely old old up you came here in your limos I came here in a limo tonight and the license plate was made by Felicity Huffman so no just it said it's her daughter I feel sorry for okay that must be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to her and her dad was in wild hogs so lots of big celebrities here tonight I mean legends icons yeah at this table own at Al Pacino Robert De Niro baby Yoda oh oh that's that's Joe Pesci sorry I Love You Man don't have me whacked um but tonight isn't just about the people in front of camera in this room are some of the most important TV and film executives in the world people from every background but they all have one thing in common they're all terrified of Ronan Farrow he's coming for you he's coming for you look talking of all you perverts it was a big year it was a big year for...
ricky gervais at the golden globes 2020   all of his bits chained
pedophile movies surviving r.kelly leaving Neverland two popes sadder I don't care I don't care many talented people of color were snubbed in major categories unfortunately there's nothing we can do about that the Hollywood Foreign Press are all very very racist so fifth time so we were gonna do an in memoriam this year but when I saw the list of people that had died it wasn't diverse enough they just no it was mostly white people and I thought now not on my watch maybe next year let's let's see what happens no one cares about movies anymore no one goes to cinema no one really what is network TV everyone's watching Netflix this show should just be me coming out going well done Netflix you win everything good night but no no we got to drag out for three hours you could binge watch the entire first season of afterlife instead of watching this show that that's a show about a man who wants to kill himself because his wife dies of cancer and it's still more fun than this okay spoiler alert season two is on the way so in the end he obviously didn't kill himself just like Jeffrey Epstein shut up I know he's your friend but I don't care if you had to make your own way here in your own plane didn't ya right but seriously most films are awful lazy remakes sequels I've heard a rumor that there might be a sequel to Sophie's Choice I mean that had just been Meryl Streep doing what it's got to be this one all the best actors...
ricky gervais at the golden globes 2020   all of his bits chained
have jumped to Netflix and HBO you know and the actors who just do Hollywood movies now do fantasy adventure nonsense they wear mast and capes and really tight costumes their job isn't acting anymore it's going to the gym twice a day and taking steroids really oh we got a we got an award for most rip junkie no no point we know he'd win that Martin Scorsese the greatest living director made the news for his controversial comments about the Marvel franchise he said they're not real cinema and they remind him of theme parks I agree although I don't know what he's doing hanging around theme parks he's not big enough to go on the rides tiny right the Irishman was amazing it was amazing um that was my father mostly it was great long but amazing it wasn't the only epic movie once upon a time in Hollywood nearly three hours long Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere and by the end his date was too old for him even Prince Andrews like come on leo mate you know you're nearly 50 son the world got to see James Corden as a fat it was also in the movie cats but no one saw that and the reviews are shocking I saw one that said this is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs right but Dame Judi Dench defended the film saying it was the role she was born to play because she I can't do this next day because she loves nothing better than plonking herself down on the carpet lifting her leg and licking furball furball she's old school it's...
ricky gervais at the golden globes 2020   all of his bits chained
the last time who cares Oh Apple roared into the the TV game with a morning show a superb drama yeah a superb drama about the importance of dignity and doing the right thing made by a company that runs sweatshops in China so will you say you woke but the companies you work for I mean unbelievable Apple Amazon Disney if Isis started a streaming service you'd call your agent wouldn't you so if you do win an award tonight don't use it as a platform to make a political speech right you're in no position to lecture the public about anything you know nothing about the real world most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thumb Berg so if you win right come up accept Julianne award thank your agent and your god it's already three hours long right let's do the first award the first award the first award is for Best Actor in a television series Musical or Comedy to present the award are a couple of actors off the telly what can I say Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon in a little while we're gonna see a short clip from the Irishman it's 88 minutes long welcome back still having a good time as you know the meal tonight was all vegetables as are the members of the Hollywood Foreign Press please welcome their president Lorenzo Soria hello we're back knives out has three nominations tonight yeah see what can happen if you don't dress people up as cats it's that easy hello welcome back and I've got nothing negative to say about...
these next two presenters because the big one could snap me in half so please welcome zoe kravitz and Jason Momoa amazing a lot of controversy about our next category no female directors were nominated this year not one I mean that that's bad I have genuine I've had a word with a Hollywood Foreign Press and they've guaranteed that will never happen again because working with all the major studios they'd agreed to go back the way things were a few years ago when they didn't even hire women directors and that will solve the problem you're welcome kill me we're nearly done she's three it's already right the last one last one come on boys our next presenter starred in Netflix's bird box a movie where people survive by acting like they don't see a thing sort of like working for Harvey Weinstein you didn't use it please welcome Sandra Bullock now say tonight thank you please donate to Australia have a great time get drunk take your drugs you