Ricky Gervais ROASTING PeopleNov 10, 2021
but like i say i'm going to be nice tonight i've changed not as much as bruce jenner obviously now caitlyn jenner of course what a year she's had she became a role model for trans
peopleeverywhere showing great courage in breaking down barriers and destroying the stereotypes she didn't do much for female drivers but mostly Star Trek memorabilia because I love Star Trek oh what a nerd wow I've never been on a stream no I've never been on a Star Trek but I love the original. series so i have gorn head from the original series from the episode arena where i know we're at it what's this again where are you now well if it depends what medium you're using directv would be uh 247. 247 247 who who finds her they definitely definitely are looking for porn if they find out it wasn't the only epic movie once upon a time in hollywood almost three hours long leonardo dicaprio attended the premiere and in the end his date was too old for him so even prince andrew is like come on dude, leo you know you're almost 50 son another celebrity scandal justin bieber almost had to take a paternity test what a waste of a test that would have been no he's not the father the only way he could getting a girl pregnant was if he had borrowed one of martha stewart's old turkey basters, open, white, um, minnesota city has canceled plans to rename a street called It's on stoner avenue, it's a strange street and instead of saying stop, all the signs say chill bro sorry sorry sorry uh sorry sorry I'm saying yes no you still ain't giving 'em you know what they go out they have parked their cars they have babies they haven't paid for why you might be crazy but but if I were you I would go thank you very much to these
peopleand give them you know what I mean but it was um I want say, you know you didn't write it and that's but do it like but do it like it's you do it. like you're smart enough to come up with this joke yourself ok on a serious note just look at the king in all faces here reminds me of some of the great work cosmetic surgeons have done this year.
You all look great. They've done a little work for me. I've had cheek implants put in, which is an annoying apple. got into the tv game with a morning show excellent drama yes excellent drama about the importance of dignity and doing the right thing made by a company that runs sweatshops in china so i haven't offended anyone I didn't mean it's not my fault. There are a lot of powerful people here, so if I say to be honest, I like to drink as much as the next man, unless the next man is Mel Gibson, why didn't you do more than 12 episodes because I was tired, I need to go to bed?
I understand I have the attention span of a young child I can't believe you've been doing this show for so long I can't believe it I can't believe it I can tell your heart isn't in it anymore martin scorsese the greatest living director made headlines for his controversial comments on the Marvel franchise, he said you're not real movies and they remind him of theme parks I agree although I don't know what he's doing hanging around theme parks he's not big enough to ride the rides he's tiny the golden globes are show around the world is oblivious to color or creed, not only celebrates talent, but celebrates difference, crushes prejudice and stereotypes.
One stereotype I hate is that all the Irish are drunk. nice way yeah yeah yeah but alot of big celebrities here tonight i mean icons of legends yeah look at this table just uh al pacino robert de niro baby yoda oh thats joe pesci sorry i love you man dont make me hit you probably know me as the creator from the office no you don't think steve corral did it all oh he's brilliant right? steve corral, he's amazing as the clumsy office manager, where does he get his ideas from? been to a lot of award ceremonies um here um and someone always stands up and says oh oh i didn't prepare a speech i didn't think i would win well i knew i had won and i didn't prepare a speech showing the i have contempt for this award and this city in general um you look excited and cut yourself i mean you're good to go thank you when did this happen for god's sake? um, it's been a gradual process, yeah, well, what's your goal in about 50 years? uh-huh started off really small, yeah and uh, what do you like best with your voice?
I have a sore throat, that's all. Lawrence made headlines when he demanded equal pay for women in Hollywood and received overwhelming support from people everywhere. There were marches in the streets with nurses and factory workers saying how the hell can a 25 year old live on 52 million. This is but there. it was plumbers from all over the world going p girl in town luckily now so you see what i'm doing there yeah are you trying? to help you, that's awesome, but it's available to stream. I have never seen you so animated. Yeah, that was awesome. Thanks on Netflix.
I thought you were giving up. it wouldn't be long till i was there you think maybe i should you don't have a second win to do it why would you? but actors are not only loved here in hollywood they are loved all over the world because they are recognizable you can be anywhere you could be in the third world it's ok and you can see a hollywood star and it makes you feel better ok you could be a little kid a little asian kid with no possessions and no money but you get a look at a picture of angelina jolie and you think mommy you're 65 on thursday that's right yeah you can't wear this until thursday this it's official i got you a bus pass and seniors oh it's a metro card no there i wanna say something nice about bad before it comes out um so oh yeah okay here we go i'd rather have a drink with him in his hotel room tonight that with bill cosby please malcolm mel gibson
gervaishas a new game show here on abc called child support and i really wanted to be here to promote it in person. but he's very busy and he's not here to promote in person so he made a video he sent a video and I don't know exactly what the nature of the video is yeah hi Jimmy sorry I'm not there in person but you know I can't be bothered to be honest, but I've seen the show.
I understood the essence. How could you replace Kiefer Sutherland in 24? I'd love to see a real counter-terrorism agent trying to melt down a bomb in a busy train station in an hour some of those scenes by the way where the kefir grabs them and beats them to a pulp that weren't even in the script, the director just said keep shooting, we're working on them.
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