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Ricky Gervais ROASTING People

Ricky Gervais ROASTING People
but as i say i'm going to be nice tonight i've changed not as much as bruce jenner obviously now caitlyn jenner of course what a year she's had she became a role model for trans

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everywhere showing great bravery in breaking down barriers and destroying stereotypes she didn't do a lot for women drivers but mainly star trek memorabilia because i love star trek oh such a nerd wow i've never been in a stream no i've never been in a star trek but i love the original series so i have like i have the gorn head from the original series from the episode arena where i know are we on that what is this again where are you now well if it depends uh what medium you're using directv would be uh 247. 247 247 who who finds it they they they're definitely they're definitely looking for porn if they find it wasn't the only epic movie once upon a time in hollywood nearly three hours long leonardo dicaprio attended the premiere and by the end his date was too old for him so even prince andrew's like come on leo mate you know you're nearly 50 son other celebrity scandal justin bieber nearly had to take a paternity test what a waste of a test that would have been no he's not the father the only way that he could have impregnated a girl was if he'd borrowed one of martha stewart's old turkey basters open white um the town in minnesota has cancelled plans to change the name of a street called stoner avenue it's a weird street and...
ricky gervais roasting people
instead of saying stop all the signs say chill bro sorry sorry sorry uh sorry sorry i'm saying yeah not you're still you're not giving them you know they come out they've parked their cars they've got babies that they haven't paid why would you might be mental but but if i was you i'd be going thank you so much these

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and giving them you know what i mean but it was um i mean you know you didn't write it and that's but do it like but do it like it's your do it like you were clever enough to come up with this joke yourself okay on a serious note just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that's been done this year by cosmetic surgeons you all look great i've had a little bit of work done i've had cheek implants they put them there which is annoying apple rolled into the tv game with a morning show a superb drama yeah superb drama about the importance of dignity and doing the right thing made by a company that runs sweatshops in china so i haven't offended anyone i didn't mean it's not my fault it's a lot of powerful

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here so if i said it's honestly i like a drink as much as the next man unless the next man is mel gibson why didn't you do more than 12 episodes because i was tired tired i need to lie down i get i got the attention span of a toddler i can't believe you've done this show this long i can't believe it i can't believe it i can tell your...
ricky gervais roasting people
heart's not in it anymore martin scorsese the greatest living director made the news for his controversial comments about the marvel franchise he said they're not real cinema and they remind him of theme parks i agree although i don't know what he's doing hanging around theme parks he's not big enough to go on the rides it's tiny the golden globes is shown all over the world it is oblivious to color or creed it doesn't just celebrate talent it celebrates difference it crushes prejudice and stereotype one stereotype i hate is that all irishmen are just drunk sweary hell raisers please welcome colin farrell i never knew you were this weird really absolutely mental in a nice way yeah yeah yeah but so lots of big celebrities here tonight i mean legends icons yeah look at this table alone uh al pacino robert de niro baby yoda oh that's that's joe pesci sorry um i love you man don't have me whacked you probably know me as the creator of the office no you don't do you you think steve corral did it all oh he's brilliant isn't he steve corral he's amazing as the bumbling office manager where does he get his ideas from let's play i've been to a lot of award ceremonies um here um and someone always gets up and says oh oh i haven't prepared a speech i didn't think i would win well i knew i'd won and i didn't prepare a speech that shows you the contempt i have for this award and this town in general um you...
ricky gervais roasting people
look pumped buffed and cut you i mean you are ready to go thank you when did this happen for god's sakes um it's been a gradual process yeah well what is your goal about 50 years uh-huh started off really small yeah and uh what's your better with your voice i've got sore throat that's that's it how long have you had the sore throat just a couple of days see now i had a sore throat and around the holidays jennifer lawrence made the news when she demanded equal pay for women in hollywood and she received yeah overwhelming support from

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everywhere there were marches on the street with nurses and factory workers saying how the hell can a 25 year old live on 52 million this is but there were plumbers around the world going poor girl in town luckily now so you see what i'm doing there yeah are you trying no come on come on it's the only this will get ready sorry how is this not a breakdown what are you doing what are you doing i'm trying to help you that's amazing but available for streaming i've never seen you so animated yeah that was amazing thank you on netflix i thought you were giving up okay no i i honestly just thought you were seeing this out behind the timer i was thinking of i wouldn't be long till i was there you think maybe i should no you've got a second win to go for it why would you but actors aren't just loved here in hollywood they are loved the world over because they're recognizable you can be...
anywhere you could be in the third world okay and you get a glimpse of a hollywood star and it makes you feel better okay you could be a little a little child a little asian child with no possessions and no money but you get a you see a picture of angelina jolie and you think mummy you're 65 this thursday that's correct yes you can't use this till thursday this is official i got you a bus pass and senior citizens oh it's a metrocard there it is no i want to say something nice about mal before he comes out um so oh yeah okay here we go i'd rather have a drink with him in his hotel room tonight than with bill cosby please malcolm mel gibson

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has a new game show here on abc called child support and he really wanted to be here to promote it in person but he's very busy not being here to promote in person so he made a video he sent a video and i don't know exactly what the nature of the video is yeah hi jimmy um sorry i'm not there in person but you know um i can't be bothered to be honest but i've seen the show i get the gist of it how could you replace kiefer sutherland in 24 i'd love to see a real anti-terrorist agent trying to fuse a bomb in a busy train station in one hour some of those scenes by the way where kefir grabs on and beats them to a pulp they weren't even in the script director just said keep rolling we're working into them you