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Ricky Gervais on Graham Norton

Ricky Gervais on Graham Norton
hello ty needs him hello but it looks even worse than that this mr.

Norton

I'm so excited about your Christmas show but Sir there there be really that's all you've got bar but sir there'll be big celebrity guests yeah scintillating conversation sir humbug and lots and lots of wine Scandinavia to join us yes I'm back and forth yeah I'm doing a bit of a European tour at the moment what's that based is it the office or is it extras it's it's my stand-up you know but I haven't released it there so it's it's not my greatest hits yeah you have to change is something I call it money for all rope no no there you know a lot of Europe particularly Scandinavia speak perfect English you know they're really smart that you know they get everything or and they're talking up a broad Idiot Abroad this is a third series and it's on Sky at the moment and that's right yeah this obviously for Carl is traveling with your pal work Davis exactly yeah yeah it's amazing wow it was up for it okay when I pitched it the first picture to Carl I said to Carl that's slightly different this time okay it's you go around on a bike like with Warwick in the basket so I'm doing on the pedaling but actually what's what's funny about it is that Warwick is so key quarks loving it Warren he's the least complaining person to ever eat every day he came to work on pata he had a full head prosthetic not just full face but full...
ricky gervais on graham norton
head that he was just like enclosing it was three hours to get in and like two and a half to get off and he was in at the entire day and he did for ten years and I never said a car was taking the mickey out of him for that he says no one knows EUI were always covered up he said for all I know you could win the bin in three two one Karl Karl is also in your new baby Derek yeah that starts to travel forward the new year yeah I'm just finishing it and this week the series and it's myself and Karl and a you know obviously lots of others ensemble piece and it's um it's sitting in old people's home because there was you know people thought people could have prejudge it they were quite a versatile for it happen and then people saw the pilot went actually this is how it got it got bad reviews before anyone had seen it oh yeah so yeah yeah it's very sweet I think people always assume it's gonna be cutting and cynical and cruel you know I thought about Vice she shot they thought life's too short was gonna be you know they think about and they they brought they think anymore is it well it's not hidden camera what it knows what's happening do you know I mean people are worried about to move has any mention of any disability they think that they're the butt of the joke and there's not it's people's attitudes that that's the butt of the joke but I think eventually people sort of get it when they when they see it a lot of it is...
ricky gervais on graham norton
people not seeing it in assuming stuff what was i watch the pile of Derek and I really liked it was lovely was really really sweet and warm I mean both him you some obviously spent a lot of time in America because it is they're so excited about this coming election I've never been interested in politics until this election I'm not even interested in British politics but I've really I don't know if that's because Obama's just so absolutely charismatic and it could be the first black president and McCain and Sarah Palin is just unbelievable she's genius no one saw that coming it was really good looks in anyway and then she showed up whoa yeah there's things on the internet this is the new David Brent really screws up and sort of like tries to lie and and but she's I mean she's dreadful yes she is dreadful she says the worst I mean I'm not political but she says that you shouldn't have an abortion even if you're raped by a family member how mental is that I came back to the comedy no is a picture of a dog with big ears I know you just sat down could you all stand up oh look no boy there's what take water well I want people to know that we're the normal ones and he's the freaking second good night of the prom kit what does this remind us of oh here we go no the Olympics was an amazing sober do you guys possibly you what like everyone else you watched all my favorite ever really Oh Olympics yeah absolutely yeah...
ricky gervais on graham norton
good I'm glad you liked it

Ricky

you do running and kickboxing all sorts now don't you well I always did I just done just did it once a year every day it's the body beautiful though well hardly there's big pictures all relative isn't it you wouldn't be saying if I've always been you know you're looking gorgeous what you're saying is I used to be a horrendous explain that that was the day of the Golden Globes I don't mean in my pants and I've been on Evan you know the big show in America yeah and she gave me those gold while my pants and said will you wear these now I didn't want to wear them for the globe because they're uncomfortable they're way too small for me and so I I took a picture that's the four seasons and I took a picture to send her and the thing is but after the Golden Globes mayhem a girl from went back to the hotel we had a bottle of champagne that was they put out there well done question nations and the next day we flew to New York now those shorts were so small that when I took them off they ripped right that right so in the bin that I left behind no doubt was some ripped gold llama hot pants an empty bottle of champagne I mean yeah I think every every film I've I've done this year I've had to get at least partially naked in because there's one about stranger seeing you cuz then you're an actor when your friends see you yeah nevermind friends mom I ran the lines for the show with...
my mom and dad so they knew like yeah we got your clothes on they knew what I was getting myself into so I guess you said you look quite ripped in Pitt there's lots of pictures of him black and white why didn't I do laughing then what just done horns was the first time I've been told like get in shape for something now we're telling a whole family yes it's one of my favorite scenes I get to tell a mother and two young children that they all have syphilis well it's weed free come out by putting in I'll have you done one so we can put one in oh come on okay so come on come on so let's make it about you and Jessica no Daniel Daniel is an astronaut and he wants to start a new colony of people so he finds the perfect woman to find his perfect woman I've got all those in yes it's my master naught but he realizes the earth has only got a few years so he's got he's got to go to another planet and start the human race again hang on I've only got the spaceman because I can't spell offshore another world so he brings the perfect it's called a diamond leaves will they be able to breathe his copilot given to him is lieutenant

Norton

is who has other plans that's story there we go lovely on site now just enjoy that written by now you're being bedded by Robert Pattinson in a movie yes in the movie yes you know what why lightly man do you do Christmas shopping is it presents for all very jealous of my height Christmas...
shopping I do the only it's the only thing apart from sort of animal courtly that makes me want to kill I hate it I hate it before I was famous before I could afford and thing I hate it now when people look at me if I'm buying wasn't buying high-heeled shoes from a girlfriend and they they are for my girlfriend and people just looked at me buddy you know I mean so I don't like it well now she knows what she's getting now I'm so bad at one year I'd left it really nice and I've got a big family lots of brothers and sisters and nieces and nephews and there's loads of them like 40 and I left at the last minute and I've got them all scratchcards someone some lost it slowly ously a 10 year old girl one crying and one sort of what winning then going down the shops on getting some more she was hooked stand it no not at all I was gonna say a lot of time this show could get weird actors go a bit nuts you see why before you became a child actor that's when you were wildest I was there yeah like very acting kind of tamed you yes it is he wouldn't eight what do you mean you got my first job is I provoked the lead in the school play to beat me up so that I could then go be like Nicky beat me up and then how did you provoke the kids beating you up apparently I was a child so I got him to beat me up and then I went to the director and I was like Nicky beat me up look at my face and he got fired and I got the part I'm doing a Victorian movie...
right now it's a takes place in Des Moines 90-something and I have to do nudity in it and apparently at that time there was no armpit hair shaving so can't raise my hands but my head how long was it been growing now since January 16 engraved in it Bo Derek style you've got a sleeve on I know but still it pops out can't you train it like a like IV well or just train it just train it then we look like a vets like a waistcoat of hair lady is often do you know like you'd be choosy when's the big day when's the big day when Uganda Li shus my lad like the last week on that what can they just give you the or underarm wig what is this thing when we watch the Victorian film I'm going where's the underarm hair normal person that can put big tops of hair growing your under on there to be in a Victorian film I've never thought of that also they didn't show their underarm hair so we got the script and it's full of gems no no wait here is a scene now this is it it's quite innocent so she's called Sarah Sarah acida have you be Sarah what change your name for legal ICC yeah see sorry yeah you got business partner okay so I'll just read I'll read these stage directions Sara sits across from him she told him so much bigger part than me I'm not doing this you've got loads loads okay so Sara's it's possible she's holding a brochure for the latest snowmobile model go what do you say handsome how about you and me...
take one of these babies out for a test drive yeah I love to Sarah but with your husband out of town I'm afraid I just feel a little funny about it I mean after all the man's my business partner Oh for Cremonese sake why don't you take your nuts out of your little Gucci purse grab your noodle and act like a man this is this is great listen to my line I don't know stage direction Sara unbuttoned her blouse we'll take that as read well before you and your boyfriend Lance Bass head off to the next Clay Aiken concert why don't you feast your eyes on Mama's jugs sniffs her skirt starts rubbing herself to her panties hi-yah leave it what I get that's read it's time to drill baby drill hard and drill deep three huggin hippy what are you waiting for congressional approval the business partner walks up to her and unzips his pants Sara licks lips Sara licks his lips and grabs his penis mom is about to melt the North Pole that is very good but they're sneaking in satire always the porn from going brilliant they further global warming this is absolutely brilliant political situation has affected even the people that wouldn't normally be affected as you can see there yes wankers I think it's true that's very true both rebel and better talked about working with you

Ricky

and that it's quite annoying not for me what they mean is I don't know what I mean they probably just mean I'm annoying you're annoying that's like...
happens like every four seconds no it's fine it's so much fun to work with

Ricky

because he does up a lot and what happens is we start doing these scenes and we start improvising and he'll start to laugh and sometimes you think oh he's laughing it's something funny I did but usually he's laughing at something funny he did and I know this because sometimes we'll start the scene and nobody said anything it'll start to laugh because he's laughing it's something funny that he thought of a lot of that stuff do you I collect yeah well I collect stuff from movies that some of the movies I've done but really mainly Star Trek memorabilia cuz I love Star Trek I've never been in a Star Trek but I love the original series so I have like I have the Gorn head from the original series from the episode arena where what the Gorn is the Gorn from Star Trek we're gonna give you the gold shiny the boulders I don't have any of the light boulders yeah hey no but have Spock's ears from their worth yes very good you just you tweet pictures of yourself dog but you're trying to look as horrible as possible yeah the idea it's a hobby in it yeah I think this may be the winner the good news is you're unrecognizable but the bad news is it is you they're called bath pics just me the baths I do I do when every now and again honestly I'm proud of that than the office I want to see a bath pick everyone here's got to do a...
bath yeah okay yeah yeah I promise as well you just don't too-cool-for-school anything back to sale the time you know you got to play by those rules let's just join that's what I loved about that is that I am now less current than the Pope technologically behind the Catholic Church I just course glued myself on the monitor and I thought it was that fat lesbian well is it that's the only clip they'll show of you on the show montage it starts on 10th of November and you're in episode 2 so

Ricky

is it fair to say this is more like extras than the office and it's sort of a cross between the two really it's a fake documentary like the office but it's at the backdrop of media like extras that's but if them the office sort of reflected those quaint docu soaps of the 90s where normal people were trying to be famous like David Brent you know this is much more today where it saw d-list celebrities living their life like an open wound to try I mean Warwick the Warwick precinct like Peter Andre is anyone and I suppose it's um he's got a terrible accountant so he's got a tax bill his careers on the slide he's not getting the films anymore he's going through a messy divorce so he agrees to do this fly-on-the-wall let the cameras into his house 24/7 to try and get back on the top and he's he's manipulative he runs an agency but he steals all the best jobs for himself and he just lets out the other Dwarfs but you know you...
look human bowling balls and stuff Johnny is playing himself and he's doing a new Tim Burton film Rumpelstiltskin and he's playing a dwarf so he wants to get in the head yeah honestly it was an incredible day it was the last day of shooting and it was it was amazing all the things he came up with making Warrick do it he made him do Michael Flatley it came out of nowhere and just going made him dancing he made white dance for about eight minutes we've got a clip of Johnny and Warwick and yourself and Stephen they are how do you met before johnny is Stephen and

Ricky

there I actually remember him from the Golden Globes fine yeah how's it going we're fine man just do another film that's gonna make loads of money probably a lot more money than any film you've ever made good yeah just just right in I write and direct all my own stuff how great for you and it seemed so great you know I'm working with a great director right now a guy named Tim Burton have you ever heard him of course yeah the film itself is really brilliant and I'm playing a very interesting character do you have any idea who my leading lady is on this film in the timber film I am yeah Heather Bonham Carter I don't know Sam in the dark sorry avoid that someone to offend you what do you mean like trashing me in front of like 200 million people at the Golden Globes it was a while ago they were jokes Johnny I didn't bother with jokes yeah you like jokes yes because I actually...
got together with a few pals after the awards and we wrote some jokes about you know this I carry this with you for the rest of your days no one makes fun of Tim Allen my this way who is no seriously because when you say you know your introduction attraction it is you know Hollywood movie star there was no there must be a time in all our lives when we never expected the words

ricky

gervais

to be the next things you said well yeah no I mean I enjoy the work I don't think of myself as a film star I think myself more as a I suppose a filmmaker who gives myself a role so what yeah if you're the writer and the director and the producer then you do well audition you're promoting your film all over the world yes now do you do those junkets don't you oh yeah that's when they stick you in a room for a couple of days and you sit there and you have journalists will all run the world coming I get like six minutes to ask you the same questions and you have to be polite and you do about like forty or fifty a day but you do try to amuse yourself sometimes well sometimes you think well there's there's no point to this so well never laugh that is that we've got a clip of you doing one with from Miami ah this was one of the last ones of the day okay so I remember that I had already done about 40 of these and this woman walked in okay so I don't think it needs any more setup than that your character in this movie he's a little happy said he has a belly...
yeah he loves his beer absolutely do you think that if he lost a little way maybe the girl his dreams will get a little closer yeah do personas don't Patito gordito probably looks a bit translation what you probably said I'm quite a leading man see no joke it okay stuffing we lingula focus but I did and and to answer your question yeah but now it means terms of you know being in Hollywood it do you feel pressure in your new movie as that mad woman was saying there's a lot of jokes about kind of your weight and the way you look at yeah I mean do you feel pressured not at all no and I also um the reason I get the roles is because it's about a fat little loser and so I feel no pressure I think I think know if come on be honest thank you nice distinction but I think a comedian has to be the butt of the joke it mustn't take yourself too seriously you know I don't think anyone's taken too seriously but I think you know I give myself roles that I can do so now I don't feel pressure to lose weight aren't my teeth down but but then it kind of it gets taken out of your control like it wasn't your face airbrushed in the American poster yes I mean if they airbrushed it okay but it didn't it didn't let me know about I think it maybe I don't have a reconstructive surgeon this is the English poster this one now is it true that's not your body that's not airbrush but that's not my body no they took a picture of me and then they...
made someone do that jump around because I because I couldn't possibly do that took me they showed me the poster they show me supposed to tell this this one yeah a little bit and I said when you when that poster goes up on the sides of buses now the first thing people will draw is a big because well I will now I love this but how Hollywood sit well you probably have them you have a bodyguard you have your own body back tyre my eye I don't need one with my wife well this this this bodyguard isn't that scary no I got I got em in America and I found when I found out he was armed so I was so excited like boys never grow up we think we got a gun that goes y'all go don't see it it's really quite guidance to sue we'll just you know it's really down to earth normal just just watching me and get me the kind of thing then I found out he was a special SWAT team in LAPD so now I'm going well he given anybody the cube and then he said he dropped me off of that I said I've got to go on a mission I've just been called he went on to this a hostage situation he is only one of the nine negotiators so when someone runs into a building and they take their kid it's usually their child or their wife that they take hostage not a stranger and he has to talk them out and I was fascinated I was just boring him on the way the airport I was asked him for like two hours what'd you do what'd you do then and then the first thing they do is some day...
they they call the phone company and say what's the phone number in the house and they say change one digit so now only he can call this guy because you can't have an engaged number when you're trying to the hard way he tries to talk them out and I said what happens what if he says well I'm gonna I'm gonna kill everyone and you're not gonna get me out he says and then my only job is to get him to stand near a window Wow and I said then why he says you shoot them they're in a hostage situation you shoot them in the top lip because that takes out the brainstem there's no reflex so they can't they die instantly but the thing is to to get a gun it's relatively easy we start what getting the gun he's allowed to have one now I'll see I don't you think you can jack give us what any much you can't smoke a cigarette anywhere why gun that's amazing isn't it and drive frankly that's here comes Ozzy in terms of controversy

Ricky

you are not shy you you do like well I know you lied you like getting into trouble do you like I don't get into trouble I'm a comedian Fred West gets into trouble there's pedophiles with careers while the other guy at the end of the Golden Globes this in case you'd left anyone on a Fed dude how did you sign off I just thanked everyone and I said and of course thanks to God for making me an atheist would you can say here but in America they take that stuff very seriously whoa yeah...
I think it's it's sort of I think it's about 10% atheist I think here's about 45% atheist but yeah they were offended by it I thought it was that's only because God lives in the Midwest doesn't he's got a place there yeah next day was it after the Golden Globes that you someone sent you the picture of the church oh yeah you know that's I think some some reverend somewhere or some bishop and did a sermon for me to save my soul because some I'm going to have of course no it's really a sermon for

Ricky

Gervais

and then was it the same day or the next day that someone's actually no there's a difference in New York they named a sandwich after me in the window there a sandwich for

Ricky

Gervais

I'm going to hell but there's cheese and ham you ever eat waste because you've appeared in Sesame Street that is the highlight of my career I couldn't get over it and I went along and it was already fun cuz I've seen that people had been there before and that Stevie Wonder had done it and it was and it's a you know really iconic show and everything but I met Elmo and I loved him I I've never watched the office since it went out I have much extra since when out I've seen the film at premiere but I have watched that clip of Alma on YouTube about 25 times I love him look at him because it is at YouTube have you seen this clip on YouTube of

Ricky

and Elmo oh we have we have a little we have a clip of the clip all...
right you're doing it interview exactly these are outtakes just just be nice don't know talk listen these the no-go areas drugs child abuse the Holocaust not the sport of the magic where is the man where is Elmo I mean wow Elmo's there is a there is another gentleman lying down on the floor who does everything he operates him he does the voice is his by called Kevin who is just no you just make that up really careful forgot his name I just make one up that way so we can both look at you and each other sorry for you a bit I'm not in charge but let's move this here in charge sonar and really I'm just a puppet Oh lemon through a window smashed the window I did yeah Johnny everything's he's shy okay but he wasn't shy this day and he's he's got a wicked sense of humor I people knew what he was really like his career would be over so in one scene I'm helping I'm sort of helping Warwick get shoved down a toilet as you do right and I'm sort of bending his legs you know I'm going this all right if I said if it breaks we get another one in right I'm done laughing and warrix laughing and at one point was look at Johnny I turn around and Johnny Depp is going you don't mind if I masturbate what you doing and someone took a picture of the moment but he'd stopped by then so honey we've got that picture never I'd finished by there