Remember When Microsoft Lied to Us?

I brought you here today to tell you the most serious story I have ever told. What is at stake is the highest. Includes deception. Lies. Falsehoods. Things that are not true. to be honest with everyone so they

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to all of us motion and sound from ConExpo at barry gateway who can recognize us only our faces can lie he can recognize our voices he can recognize emotions it's a little bit about video games OR a lot about video games , but you can still enjoy this video if you're not a nerd. I enjoy video games and I'm not a nerd, as you can see from my physique and good looks to tell this story. we need to go back in time so I invented a time machine

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I break this non-alcoholic seltzer the wink means it's alcoholic we're going back to 2009 here we go whoa whoa Jason Derulo pre cats 2012 Obama 2010 Obama whoa is that Ke$ha and the Black Eyed Peas and Lil Wayne and I'm just

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ing the musicians right now and here we are in the year 2009 in June of 2009 I was 12 and 13 you know my prime and I was more into video games that I never just started watching.

III III is a convention where until recently every summer Sony Microsoft Nintendo and all the game companies came to a stage and showed everything they had for the coming years and III in 2009 blew me away like never before. The other year I was sitting in my basement in the Midwest with my friends and my brother Tony shot Tony I love you and Microsoft introduced something called Project Natal Xbox before discussing Project Natal and why I was betrayed and have trust issues because of this summer . I need to give you a brief backstory of Xbox up to this point, so here we go, the year is 2000 won and Bill Gates meets Master Chief for the first time, he says yo, so the original Xbox comes out and okay, You know he has a halo. and halo 2 Xbox Live you have broadband internet, which is great.

I guess it had a little competitor called the PlayStation 2. I don't know the best-selling console of all time. Sorry, honey, bye, honey, sorry, so next generation and Xbox are coming. 360 decides to come out a year before the PS3 costs $300 and $400 for the two PlayStation models thinking that they are on top of the world since the PS2 decides to introduce a console of 500 and 600 dollars in 2006 adjusted for inflation now that it costs seven hundred and sixty-seven dollars yes it had a Blu-ray player yes it had better graphics than the 360 ​​but you can't ask your mom to buy you a $767 console she will say no unless your parents get it for you and then you spoiled Xbox take advantage of this opportunity destroy the PlayStation in sales beat you in Halo 3 Gears of War 2 a bunch of other games there on top of the world and they can't lose, but wait PlayStation is starting to release good games in these promoting their console at a lower price than it was, but I thought Bill Gates won.

I thought Bill Gates was the winner. Now, during this time, everyone is losing their minds playing Wii bowling with their family, but they are starting to want better and better motion controls. And it's good because Xbox is working on something, but here's what sucks and rumors are circulating that PlayStation has motion controls and they're really good, so III 2009 is getting closer and closer and everyone is waiting to see what motion controls they are better. Xbox is already losing ground to ps3 Bill Gates is just yelling in his office with the doors closed just yelling that they can't afford to look less than ps3 right now and now you're all stuck so xbox comes to e3 2009 and the motion controls are exploding like I said, my stupid 12 year old self, my stupid 12 year old brother and my stupid 12 year old friends are all huddled around the TV while Xbox introduces Project Paul, it's the controller of the future, it's a camera that detects your whole body, you don't need your stupid fingers on a controller anymore because your body is the controller at that point, the only motion controls we had were the Wii controllers, you just shook it and Xbox comes out saying we can track everything your body.

We will know your face We will know your voice We are the most technological ship that has ever appeared in video games and being the twelve year old idiot that I was, I believed them and during this Microsoft

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and lied and lied and we are I'm going to look at every one of them, So here is lie number one. I would like you to meet a boy, Kumail. Oh, now I wanted to start with something called Milo because that was the thing that surprised me the most when they showed the Kinect. also known as birth project at that time science fiction writers filmmakers have not imagined what we can do today we have been experimenting with something here I would like you to meet a boy named Milo is a character who can recognize us can recognize our faces can recognize our voices can recognize emotions in us now you might be thinking: did I hear that correctly?

They made a virtual child. There is a child there. I love how he says that science fiction writers have never thought of something like this. this is a computer guy and I'll have to say yes, they did it. There are a lot of AI characters in science fiction before 2009. They hadn't even dreamed of Milo, a virtual boy who you are friends with as an adult and this is Claire. I will introduce you tomorrow I am my life How are you? Hello Claire. Are you OK. In fact, I'm a little nervous. I don't think this is the first time thousands of evil people will see this.

Thousands of people here, we're saying Claire. be recognized and the emotion in Claire's voice be recognized and that emotion reflected in Milo's face now what he is is not possible even now it's just not in a video game you can write a really advanced AI that could know how to recognize what you are saying sure and responds, but not the voice played by the voice actor, that's why you know Siri is a digital voice, they don't have the time, money or imagination to record that much, so this is always thinking today, you should let me beat you at football again, I mean, if you finished your homework, you finished your school projects, what happened there is that Claire knew - oh, well, she knew that he was worried about something.

Oh, Milo and Claire are just best friends and she sensed something was wrong, he proved it. completely, but also again, this is acted like this if you don't watch III stuff every year, companies lie about their video games, they show fake versions of the product because it's not made yet, the problem with this one is that they are having a voiceover The game creator tells you that everything is real while they pretend, so Claire continues talking to Milo and they cut to this clip of her putting her hands in the water and splashing with her reflection where Claire is. tomorrow's world she's in that pond everything is fake everything about Milo is fake I know because it never came out, it's just that they clearly made a fake dream product when they released the Kinect, so people thought it was capable of doing more stuff than it was and If you're thinking that's a bit of a stretch, you're putting words in their mouths, why don't we check out an IGN interview with the game's creator two years ago?

It was a disaster, it was a train wreck, it started like that. device that could do everything by itself, yeah, I didn't use any processor power, the field of view was, you know, it could encompass an entire room, yeah, it ended up being none of those things, it ended up being a device that was They had to Sitting together in a very small keyhole and like you said, the promise is so big, yeah, you don't have to say anything, you just think, "Oh my God, Mike, you know my console can see me." That's the promise, but the real delivery.

It fell so short of that promise that it seems like they lied to the developers too, it just wasn't able to deliver on the things they promised, but anyway they were showing us all like it was ready and the game never came out, that's right. Milo is still there, do we have to go look for him? Alright? You can't just build a Virtual Boy meant to have friends and then leave them there all the time. It's Milo like 27. Okay? 100 hours ago, this drum started. to usher in something new, so you're an executive at Microsoft, specifically Xbox, and you've just invested millions of dollars in new technology that, logically, sucks, the next thing you should do is pay for a Cirque du Soleil. collaboration and stream it on g4 for everyone.

I'm Jeff Keely and for the next half hour you're about to experience a spectacular one-of-a-kind performance inspired by the idea of ​​controller-less entertainment as envisioned by the Masters of Live Entertainment. - Cirque du Soleil nothing will excite children more than a French gymnast doing strange arts. I actually really like that she kills, she's really cool, but the kids don't care. Well, maybe the kids don't like the French gymnast. Well, we could hire. the cast of iCarly, except you know, icarly because we can't afford icarly and victorious. Well, that seems to work. What do kids like besides iCarly?

Billy Crystal. I like playing these games, but now playing without a controller, look down. to know which button to press when, oh wait, kids don't like Billy Crystal if it's not Mike Wazowski, they don't know who it is but we already paid him, well it's happening now so we just have to let it happen. Guess how much this cost? We've been talking about this for a year and the time for talking is over. Let me introduce you to six Kinect launch games the world will be playing this holiday season. These are all experiences that can only be played. no controller and they are only available on Xbox 360 one of the games they were trying to release at the time was called kinectimals it was also a virtual friend but this one was a pet you could have a pet tiger or others I don't remember so here there's the trailer they previously filmed for Kinectimals.

It looks good, you can pet animals and have fun, it's like Nintendogs, but with your real human hands they had to do a live demo and you can't do a live demo for something. That doesn't work, so what Xbox did for this and many games you're about to see is they pre-recorded gameplay footage and then hired actors to simulate it in front of a full stage and a live stream of people we got this Strange thing about Xbox hiring this girl to pretend to play a fake pet that isn't a really working game. At this point, they can pretend she is and then sell you a product that was allowed.

Why is it okay? With one look at that water, we can go anywhere. Okay, Kinect Adventures was supposed to be Kinect's Wii Sports. It was just a bunch of mini games that you could play and they tracked your whole body and you could play with friends, so here you go Xbox. trailer for Kinect Adventures, so after watching that game, I want to introduce you to one of my favorite videos. Macy's Xbox 360 Kinect Adventures live demo video failed so obviously it didn't work and I think that's enough to show you that the technology never worked but I believed everything, I believed every single thing they said, at one point they showed a trailer where there was a kid who was riding a skateboard and he went home, picked up and scanned his skateboard and then it was in the game that The game not only doesn't exist, but my idiot self didn't realize that his fingers weren't even on the I scan and my brother is also an idiot and so are my friends.

I bought it because I was a dumb kid that's why these companies can't advertise like this because I haven't shared the video yet, guess who bought a Kinect, this loser, I don't care if it doesn't apply to you, I care. I was lied to and I demand an apology from Xbox Bill Gates I demand to speak to his manager Phil Spencer CEO of Xbox send me an edible arrangement and we're fine so to close this video part of it is something I say in almost all of my videos older than ever I haven't said it much lately, but again, if you do bad publicity when you know there are kids in the audience, you'll fool them.

My parents wasted a hundred and twenty dollars trying to make my brother and me happy, and Xbox got a little ruined. my birthday, so thank you mom, thank you dad, Bill Gates, you probably had nothing to do with this, but thank you all for watching, there won't be any charging distance between this one and the last one. Also, my merch store is currently down. I'm changing some things, I'm really sorry about that merchandising, we'll be back better than ever soon and now a word from our sponsor Hey, this episode is sponsored by raking. Thanks rake. Everyone say thank you, what is that?

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