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Reacting to Black Christmas 2019 - The Cinema Snob & Nostalgia Critic

Dec 24, 2021
hello again welcome to the mood fan reaction channel today i am going to react to the latest episode posted by movie

snob

s slash the

nostalgia

critic

today is their joint review of the

2019

horror movie

black

christmas

as i said before normally don't react to reviews posted by the

nostalgia

critic

or movie

snob

soon after they are posted but today's review is a little special it's doug and brad together again and i always loved seeing them together and i got my movie snob

christmas

shirt wearing a little hat too and i also remember when this movie came out bran doug did a review of the midnight screenings where they give their fresh thoughts and his reaction was legendary in terms of fresh thought reviews absolutely hating this movie for many reasons, one was a slasher movie that was severely reduced to a pg-13 and also, as Doug said, it was like a pure dwarf movie. e movies but on the left side of things i mean pure flex is the oh i think they have changed their name now they are the company that makes uh not very subtle in your face uh religious propaganda movies from right wing and like i said this movie also had a similar propaganda tone and i'm sorry but i did it in regards to feminism and other left wing views and they said it was very in your face to pander to feminists and sjws and i'm really interested to see what they have to say about this because they built up their disgust for it every time they review a new bad movie they always go back to

black

christmas

2019

to see if its really that bad before they jump in i just want to say i have seen the original black christmas from 1974 by bob clark himself that made a christmas story and i liked a lot of parts of it, it was well done, i don't think it's amazing, personally, i didn't find it to be the incredible horror masterpiece that a lot of people say it is, um, it was. it was definitely well done it was definitely creepy well uh build up of suspense i'm one of the few people who wasn't too thrilled with the ambiguous ending and i didn't see the 2006 remake i just never found it appealing and brad reviewed it a year ago himself and well he did I don't think it was good he enjoyed it on a sort of crap exploitation level of enjoyment huh no limits and as for this one I've already said what you think and here's to see what you got What to say now that it's been a few years. since and now you can review him properly as his characters so without further rambling let's see when he was walking through the mall it turns out that if you are dressed like that you will immediately be given a job delivering candy in Santa's village.
reacting to black christmas 2019   the cinema snob nostalgia critic
Why? Would you take the joke? It is in front of any ant. I really like your samples. Why did we end it because I ate all the candy I was supposed to give out? i know who's giving us christmas candy in the background who is what oh god welcome kids i see someone's back santa cruz christmas candy kids i'm turning 40 this month yes you look like harvey yes jimmy stewart got drunk on pepto-bismol what i know what you came for the kids but we are Definitely going to turn things around this year how santa christ wants his candy to appeal to a new audience so this year I'm going to skip the candy and give the kids what they really want my opinion on the current events what isn't that's why I was too late, well now I can put you down and feel superior in every way. subtle yes let's not forget it's a wonderful life i had a message too so make everything i say good that's the rules nowadays there was in north jerusalem when my trip took a turn for the problematic appropriation of Italian plumbers when in fact only a few had tried. whip g the maple syrup of my blood passion of the christ classic reveal you know what this reminds me of rock-a-doodle what no black christmas 2019 will be coming soon black christmas remake of 2019 is a very charitable movie that gave the black christmas 2006 the biggest giveaway of all being so bad it made one look pretty good in retrospect directed by sofia to call and co-written by takal and april wolff the movie seemed to make a few mistakes from the start its not so much that it is a slasher movie cut to a pg-13 but rather the director purposely sought a pg-13 to make it accessible to new audiences oh yeah the pg-13 slasher movie cohort for this one is going to be a terrible slasher movie oh man oh my gosh guys there's a new slasher movie and it's pg-13 i can't wait for mom to take us this is going to be so cool this is going to be even better than that comedy it cut out take out all the funny parts i'm not saying that there are no big movies Horror movies that aren't classified as art but in terms of slasher movies it's kind of hard to do that when you can't show one of the words in the genre like when you r classified deepthroat part 2 couldn't show any fruit movies deep.
reacting to black christmas 2019   the cinema snob nostalgia critic

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It's also a feminist revenge movie, as it's about sorority sisters taking on a cult of raping frat boys. There's nothing wrong with it being in the movie. The original film had a subplot about abortion. but while that was effectively used to not just build a red herring, but was treated very seriously and added depth to characters big and small and made the situation very real, this is a fad movie that is less like a movie script and more like a tweet thread saying this is like the original black christmas because they both have politics is like saying birdemic is like birds because they both have feathers even though it probably looks bad that it's two guys reviewing the movie on the internet no no not right Do you remember we have Laura to watch the movie with us?
reacting to black christmas 2019   the cinema snob nostalgia critic
Personally I thought that was the movie and as you can see she will tell us that the movie is really bad and we should calmly review it yes during Bloomhouse movie. you know it cost 5 million or less which again makes no excuse for a pg-13 they still would have made up their low budget the opening quote comes demanding a like and a retweet the man of proper education may be freddy krueger who wrote this quote on earth, ah, now i see everyone has gathered for the holidays to worship the god of alan ladd and with the credits playing over the fire, you're right, i should be looking at the afterlife, like you're a kid who wants to get into horror movies including political ones could i dunno just watch black christmas but this one has the praise of black christmas like a feeling of burning men's tears no they're just getting ready to his weight for the first person killed in the film. you're happy because she wa s the one who never threw away her uneaten food before she put the plate in the sink the killer is ready for pg-13 which means confusing her to death with a pig and cat emoji oh thanks omg a monkey is here he will tell you that the correct answer is that they both taste great with a nice glaze and covered in pineapple.
reacting to black christmas 2019   the cinema snob nostalgia critic
I've seen plenty of slasher movies where the person runs to knock on a random house, but this one here might be George's first. Does the killer also own this house? and since we can't actually show what's going to be done with this, let's just drizzle some syrup on it and lick it off for dessert, remember when John McClane kills someone with an icicle, this is what if it was called dice two die smoother i remember when i first saw this pointing to this picture and saying hah that's some dick but now that i know how the movie ends i'm pretty sure it's actually foreshadowing, showing you what you're about to see something as subtle as a snow angel's dick. in the snow throughout the black christmas movie our leads are a bunch of sorority sisters, only these characters get all their yaz queen club clothes while in a fancy dorm room on a studio lot after having omen breakfast oh ok cause i thought it sounded cute like dickensian or something wait dickensian dick dick at the beginning of the brilliant movie the statues are all very confused trying to solve this mystery the banana obviously indicates that attila the gorilla has gone off in a sorority killing ruckus they still learn something about this campus so not sure why everyone signed up for the straw man robin hood the same logic of language that modern women use to attack patriarchal culture for the invention of men is not one of hannity's best books there hasn't been a single reference to war at christmas who can tell me what you think this writer is trying to suggest?
It's just that Santa's ink was an abomination. Have I not made this clear enough? I drew the female and male symbols. On the board I should tell you that these arguments are going to go as deep into the sexes as God is not dead this religion. I can't imagine why anyone would want Professor Kerry to make it so difficult for me to do my job when there's a petition going around. get me fired thank you don't worry about your feelings i'll continue to indoctrinate you all just singing come on brandon throughout the lecture that's all i got but there really are no heroes in the movie if you're not a misogynistic teacher you're a self-righteous narcissist who already got college to remove the boundary bus from the administration building isn't that crusade enough no calvin hawthorne was racist and sexist had slaves oh so you're gonna drop out and go to another school right?
How can I pat myself on the back and tell people I'm a good person if I do that again? The first movie also had a message. Uh, I mean, aren't we supposed to study the classics? would you at least sign my petition you should care more than anyone i thought we were sisters you don't want to take on jingoistic white supremacists and share a snickerdoodle with me no no it would be a nice message to say don't care about your politics. You can still be the biggest in the room if you really meant to get that message but here comes Landon to be a potential love interest for our lead Riley if he doesn't screw this up sorry for the wait don't worry. i dont mind waiting sorry that was really thanks you know what else i eat iced coffee hitler try to get out of that hey guys coffee so what does that say about me whats the worst that can happen christmas black, written by bubsy, maybe it's time? to see santa christ again let me watch his live stream possibly he managed to get us the candy bubsy he was very troublesome for kids as he expressed cat supremacy while demeaning the doggy middle class by using whistles to dogs like poodle queens maybe we should take a break i dont know i almost wanna see where this goes cool winter nights sleigh bells crackling new logs remember those after black christmas they will never be the same again themselves, black christmas if this movie is not made. it gives you goosebumps it's too tight r it's a good trailer all the girls are planning their big christmas musical number which unfortunately is in the same room where the boys are worshiping the god of smug curtis and even tears the they look hard and trying to come up with unique tips like on all calls they just do it during regular hours when there are people in the building and leave the doors open for anyone to see how else you will attract new members.
It all seems legit. won't be too scary is this g13 there's no cult in one room there's a date rape in the other what the hell is going on at the third door excellent classic panty read shenanigans the real college experience has arrived there's mo though it's important stuff here you go Let's get all that vomit out, I know I should tell you there's a cult across the hall where they're practicing a blood oath on a weeping statue, but we can get to that later, we've got a song to sing where we call the rapey prat boys where again we also meet like idiots no absolutely not you know the choreography and you say but this way of life is unsustainable really yes thank you I will choose your words for you like I feel guilty for you to go on stage to sing about your own rape There's almost a bit of weariness throughout the entire movie, especially in how the frat boys look alike and I'm not quite sure what the hell is followed by their rape song. in the frat house don't say this was my fault cause what you did is called that oh bro this will make our follow up cover baby it's cold outside look real uncomfortable in comparison yeah bad timing bro unfortunately while on the lookout for the evil frat boys the movie seems completely unaware of the creepy male feminists.
It was cool that you got them to get rid of Kavanaugh's bus and the way Professor Gelson yelled at him, "You know class was really boring and it's not even funny." I'm just going to hang out with friends. wow what can theyto cook. Why in God's name would you have this rape culture horror movie and then dress your male hero exactly like Bill Cosby's characters are so forgettable they have to put Helena's name on their necklace? and if that doesn't work here, let's put the character's name right on the door because slasher movie fans have no standards.
I'm sure most of the blood in the movie is on the diva mug she used and, damn if this is going to be a pure movies movie for the left then i still want my war on christmas happy holidays franny hey merry christmas merry christmas happy life day i'm just saying the nazis were known for saying merry christmas while they were strangling people with decorations wait wait why did you cut we want to see more bloody scams with the exorcist three still keep getting text messages under the name calvin hawthorne the dead founder of the school but after finding out that It's not really Michael Landon, they have no idea who might be the best reference from other movies to narrow it down.
It's not so horrible anymore thanks to this movie, yeah yeah okay the movies on screen but can we reference something a little more snowy and classic? Are you so grumpy right now? I'm not being grumpy. g in jack torts lines to show off his toxic creativity some slight throwbacks to the first movie like not knowing when one of the sisters is dead for example here she is stuck on the balcony as a hangover sequel where they never found to the missing friend I still don't trust this guy I was just going over to catch up with bad jokes later tonight just ignore the red flags right now the whole school is a mess they got moved to the hawthorne bust per student demand and they have nothing to replace it with. they were going to put albert einstein in his place, but they haven't gone through all his old tweets to see if he's passed the safety test, though some are getting into the college spirit, like riley peeking out windows just to see what pluto means in serious looks so much fun unfortunately professor elwise is here to give a scare and also show evidence that he is absolutely involved in these somehow covert meetings in hidden rooms where the men discuss how to bury the women that each guy is showing . ng signs of evil since when do you drink beer i like beer what are you drinking the enemy's kool-aid and becoming more of a stereotypical toxic macho filled with the bandit's cores because he is the one in this scenario and not my grandmother likes the beer act online without asking for it yeah i thought the whole point of denouncing fat rape culture was to inspire women whats the problem?
So I posted this video on the internet and now you are being harassed and threatened for it, you should be. Thanking me, this movie has the energy of someone telling a complete stranger to do better while he closes a closet full of his own skeletons. where hi we finally found the corpse from the first movie i mean we'll just assume that's what they cut again that's less stressful than watching this discussion on the internet come to me i've seen movies on tv that don't cut as much Because men have all the power. Not all men have power.
You're just not allowed. Not all men are rapists. call her hysterical for the full straw man effect i don't mind going out i have more it's your time of the month listen to my stereotypes i should feel sorry for these characters who are being hunted by a cult of rapists how do you ruin your character so much that when they show up the villains and i say dude you still can't hear your boyfriend outside saying if you just got some guns huh? anytime this conversation would happen now that we are alone i feel safe to say i found an old episode of holiday greetings it was super troublesome i know norm peterson should never have said those horrible things about his wife so troublesome that the movie You still have them doing stupid things like splitting up and walking around the house alone clearly, you should take the girl with the broken leg and throw her away as a sacrifice.
In this movie, you can do something heroic and it will still paint you as the bad guy. watch what happens when he fights the urges of the coors light dick powers of evil someone hurts my girls look at you you protect me show your power this is magical toxic masculinity i tried to save them from a real killer i'm the one i deserve to die but, again, it doesn't even make up for it in the violence department, the 2006 one was stupid too, but insane incest scenes and making Christmas cookies out of human flesh, this one was memorable for scratching someone's face. it barely shows how one of them gets murdered and its more interesting than saying i would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you crazy feminists and your stupid jerk but with the murderer dead they ended this quicker wait there's more deaths. lers oh my god it's scream there is skeed ulrich matthew littler to tim in the olefont and um whoever the killer was in scream 3 yeah yeah we can be upset at how hard he's trying to cut the death scenes like santa cruz deny me my candy and give me a box of soap, but that will not prepare you for the explanation of the movie or the brain death of the characters.
Wait a minute. their literally toxic masculinity the cult of frat boys run by respect professor are called the geeks because they are a bunch of decades always thinking with their dicks ah they were doing something with this black thing that was coming out of the founders. it was like black magic or wizardry or something like black christmas y'all know it happens the same way the original is exactly like life zone they both have abort in them context writing and execution don't exist in this dojo. when we get back we'll learn the secret of the oohs because if you like ninja turtles that automatically means you have to like this Christmas evil non-believers oh the classics now that we're back I don't know it seems pretty easy to kill these frat boys.
You don't even have to show violence to kill them. I thought you were a fighter. Forgive me. My job is to be the culprit. um, let you fight yourself. I don't know what the correct answer is. Please tell me the correct answer so you can sleep with me. I don't know if all they could show was dry fucking. frat boys controlled by a sexist professor who uses a literally oozing toxic masculinity to brainwash them into rapists rap boys and it's not a comedy i want you to suck on a fat fart because you just had satan that's not even the dumbest line on scene i have there is no answer to that if you are not going to destroy our conservative statue you ars toxic masculinity will ooze out of our shot every time they say toxic masculinity you will be dead by the end of this those are revealed words from our leader calvin hawthorne hawthorne foresaw the threat the women posed so he took precautions in case he strayed too far out of line he will pay all leaders write off for old blackface photos by choosing minority scholarship all this It would be brilliant if she was a soul mate in an episode of It's Always Sunny, but instead we're following these characters whose idea of it's a terrible day to find out chris pratt woke up and had breakfast the bastard but props to say any of this with a straight face and the spirit of calvin hawthorne filled the promises owning them all we had to do was name the women he had crossed the line again it's like it's trying to be an answer to all the 80s college comedies except they're still better at being comedies than this is a slasher movie because at least kepto in their jokes the sacrifices they involve collecting various items from the girls for a traitor in their midst and I'm glad you remembered because I have no idea this is the same person from before and they're also not appreciating how truly progressive this cult has become look at we have a girl and a black boy, isn't that what you wanted, you're right, we can't have both, we only need one. time tucker carlson broke candace's neck oh it's live it's funny when you're watching a terrible movie and you know they put on a big clap moment that probably didn't happen in theaters you messed with the wrong sisters you can see elements of what could be a smart sad guy, it could have been awesome if this plot point happened maybe in the middle of the movie and the rest was dedicated to sheer carnage and onscreen mayhem with the sorority sisters taking on the cult of boys of frat but unfortunately this movie has no interest in being the creepy knight or the demon knight and instead wants to be norma crusader king with crowded exposition and bad larping plus another cheering moment that didn't happen , we will never be broken what oh sorry i went to the bathroom than irving yeah suck my pg-13 sexist gary will always be fine he will be reincarnated to play more or less the same character in the profane, this doesn't even make sense, Landon snaps out of his trance, but the others are still evil, so did he go alone?
I guess all white dudes are redeemable shit boys, if so why do they need toxic masculinity to turn them into killer zombies? meh it was the toxic black ooze that's when we decided to go rob south fargo against evil dudes and burn their statues of toxic male patriarchy or we could just tweet on twitter yeah tweeting is so much easier let's do that or you could call to an exorcist a movie so arrogant you might as well come out and say you can't hate this movie; otherwise you're a white supremacist but instead, like a Christmas miracle, you rallied all sides liberal conservative credit score audience score to say yes this is no good as a slasher movie fail because you can't even compliment the slit as a commentary movie it fails because it's like hot fluff if you didn't know it was a comedy it feels less like black christmas and more like they accidentally redid satan's school for girls only if every line of dialogue contained the emoji of clap between the words imagine if i spit on your grave was written by someone who would have protested i spit on your grave guess what stinks is what happened thats a nice a fair way of saying it became a horror movie script but it was considered too smart so they let jesse spano write it it's a movie about sorority sisters fighting rapists the main character shouldn't laugh to be so nasty. damn i paid to see some cuts the least i could do is give me the cut where the hell is santa cruz with my fucking candy and that's why judas was appropriately canceled not for treason but for kissing me on the cheek without my consent yeah Now have a thick bar, kids, well I don't know, big bars are pretty cool and he's making some interesting points about Schneider one day at a time, using his mighty owner privilege to raid the toilet seat.
You are 40 years old. We both are for you the alien suit which was quite funny as I mentioned I mean I understand it's important to the story like when talking about the movie but hearing him constantly repeat the phrase toxic masculinity over and over again just got old kinda after a over and over i think you could create a drinking game with a level of alcohol intoxication uh anytime i say that but yeah they summed it up pretty well um doesn't feel like a movie very funny slasher, like all the cuts they showed for a moment.
I was wondering if that's the movie or if that's the review because I know YouTube is a little upset when it comes to how much gore you show, but man, that's really how fast they cut through than Jesus Christ. I've seen tv movies that linger on violence more than that and uh doug and brad always work well together the santa cruz segments were a little mixed up but the final part with the fig bar um i thought it was a fun payoff the kiss from judas without consent which made me laugh and regarding what you said about the movie not making it you were very good in your commentary yeah from what i saw here all i could think of watching these clips and hearing them talk about this movie is when they point out that the original Black Christmas did a pretty good job as a lot of people who didn't like this movie point out that the original black christmas was some kind of feminist movie with the subplot about the woman considering abortion and it was handled reasonably well and if you want a g A good movie that had a little different social political commentary than this one but it was still handled a lot better than I say check it out a john carpenter's they live if you haven't seen that movie yet made the perfect balance of being entertaining having amessage but don't seem too preachy about it the old cynicism is gone we are optimists we don't need pessimism no limits numbers would be something and if you want a good movie about badass women fighting evil sexist men then I think Birds of Prey the Harley Quinn movie with Margot Robbie would be a better use of your time because that movie was well done and honestly it was a fun ride and the last thing I would say about the movie based on what was shown here it's the bleeding, the crying, the black magic huh say what you want about the 2006 movie but for all that brad showed it still kept the basic mad killer terrorizing a brotherhood huh the plot didn't derail in that direction and uh yeah just a lot of moments here that make me think of a lot of lines particularly the male feminist character who said he looked like Bill Cosby all the time Dialogues and moments where people were expected to be and take this seriously.
The stuff with that character makes me think he could have worked as one, maybe a TV thriller, but yeah, he seemed like he was a bit all over the place, no. best writing and brad doug were pretty funny and expressed their thoughts i think they repeated some of the phrases too many times and even though it was brief it was fun to see laura bratt's wife show up again it's been a while since uh she's been in anything and yeah that's all i have to say it's pretty late and if i seem a little out of place it's because i just got the uh i probably can't see it anymore but i got the covet booster yesterday so the past day has been a bit little stunned and sore from my point of view and before i get too long if you enjoyed this video check out the hours on the channel and i'll see you soon have a happy holidays to you

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