Ray Romano Answers Ellen's 'Burning Questions'

Alright. I'm a little nervous. All you have to do is answer the first thing that comes to mind, which is an honest answer, and then... Hit the thing? --press the button for no apparent reason. Can you lose this game or not? You could. Yes. Yes. OK. You can definitely win, but you can also lose. I'm going to read a question. You just have to answer the first thing that comes to mind. Press the bell. Ready? What was your favorite job before entering this business? Do I hit first? Not after. OK. I washed trucks. When I was a teenager, I had this job.

I washed trucks. I don't know if it was my favorite, but it taught me character. We had to clean these tractor trailers and... I'm taking too long, right? You are already losing. The trailers...were so close you had to get in with long brushes. You had to choose which way you wanted to turn your head... and then the soap would fall on you. Are you OK. But I always remember. Yes. Yes. What was the first celebrity you fell in love with? God, I don't know. I guess one of those cartoon ladies. One of... Wilma, Wilma Flintstone?

Yeah? Yes. Yes. Because that's when you start watching TV. Something weird. Who is the last famous person you played poker with? I'm sitting next to her right now. No, you've been playing ever since. Who have you played with since then? He is a very good poker player. I played Kevin Nealon in a charity game last week. He is good? No, he's not that good. OK. Not as good as me? You are not good. Yes, I haven't played with you in a while, but I have played with you. Yes, but he is very good. Give us three words that describe you.

Describe me? "Neurotic", "married", "gassy". I'm very gassy. Yes. We won't be here long. Not now. What is the worst purchase you have ever made? I'm going to tell you the worst purchase my wife thinks I've ever made, which I think is the complete opposite, my Casio F91W. Oh, wow. Did you know? $12. Yes. 30 years. What happens is that the band breaks, so you have to replace the band. It's my favorite thing in the world, and my wife hates it. Portia had one. She just gave it to a friend of ours, because she loved it and it was her first watch.

And that's a very good thing to hold on to. Yes, and he has the smallest time. I've been timing. I've been here for 14 minutes. Besides your face, what part of your body do you look at the most in the mirror? Oh man. I guess my stupid stomach. My stupid stomach. What a celebrity-- Or my flat butt, you might say, my flat butt. Stupid stomach or you're a flat ass. Yes, they go together. is a set Good. What celebrity can you make an impression of? The only one I do is Jay Leno having phone sex. Oh. Yes.

But it's very simple. It's just-- Let's see that. (JAY LENO VOICEOVER) Hey, what are you wearing? That's all. I don't know. What was the last thing your kids taught you to do? He... what is that? What's it called? They clearly didn't teach you. That's called the dab. Alright, thanks Ray for playing the game. I win! Alright. Won! We'll be back.