Ranking Fast Food Burgers | Bless Your Rank

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my name is Matt buckle up because today we are

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don't actually drive and look blush you're right Burger Time well here are the criteria for today's blush you rank in the number of

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a taste because it's a taste test rating house you judge these things crazy number two mess but in a good way like a good burger it should be a little messy it's going to get messy number three juiciness I want I want a good juicy burger not dry burgers here also to be clear, some of you might be wondering how they chose these burgers, which ones did they decide to use?

What we did was we picked the number one burger at every fast food restaurant and by that I mean it's the burger that comes in

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number one combo meal because it's probably the number one burger. So it would make sense to put your best number one maybe I don't know maybe then not really if it's like a baseball you probably put your best hitter like fourth so one is the fastest so maybe this be the burger that will get through me the fastest. We have seven competitors today, seven burgers. I have no idea who will win this.

I have some favorites. the mix but anything could happen today and that's the magic of you guys you're right let's get started the number one contestant is Burger King or BK as the kids say although the kids say the kids probably won't go to Burger King when I go. to my local Burger King. I don't see anyone else there. I see a worker and they don't look happy. What's going on here? Why is he just stalking me? We're back in the Burger King bag. That's nothing. it's just a bun, there's something here, yes, there it is, okay, first look at this burger with mayonnaise, yes, a lot of lettuce is tasting, it's like the ketchup appears on this burger and then leaves quite thick cut pickle pieces.

I'm not a fan of pickles, but I'm eating these burgers just as we ordered them. I'll take one for the team. I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight. That's no big deal, nothing. You have to worry about yours. watching a YouTube video do you care about me here we go? It's a good burger. I forgot how good whoppers are. The meat itself tastes very good. Suspiciously good overall. This is a good burger. It's going to be a disaster unless it's something good if you try to eat it. one of these things in Drive you should pay with a stain on your shirt for the rest today right now at this moment I can tell Burger King is in first place so don't get cocky, creepy man staring at me through the blondes in the window from my living room this thing is going to murder me while I'm sleeping tonight incredible if you're from the Burger King company don't stop the video yet this won't last competitor number two is what hamburger what hamburger the orange my bag just makes me happy it just fills me with happiness this is this was wrapped with love they wrap this better than I wrapped Christmas presents and the words of Lord mix up a lot that's a guy I'm home lazy Oh lettuce, let's take a look inside here it'll be a good burger too, shall we?

No? I don't know what I don't know. I do not know what it is. Should I eat it too? This man will probably call a health inspector, but for filming purposes. I'm going to continue here, let's go. I'm sure I didn't get the touch of the mucus snail and there's something about just the meat in this being cooked perfectly. This is something about Wahlburgers, it's so good. I don't know if I'm wired differently because I've heard some people say they don't care and I don't remember those people's names. That excluded them from my life completely, but it's so good that they know how to make a good burger they don't go crazy we're very good at this we're going to knock it out of the park every time that's what Whataburger does God

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it and I think this is hands down the number one burger right now Whataburger hasn't paid me unless they want to give me what burger for free, in which case slide into those DMs what burger they can't buy me, leave out Burger King, this one's yours, competitor number three is caught by The parties thought I was targeting, you know, the classic fake Hardee's doesn't even have a slogan.

Hardys, you can't eat a burger out of a box and drive. Hardee's is like, yeah, the trunk door, if you don't know what a heart exists, it's a Carl's son. This thing looks like me after walking up three flights of stairs. It is shining. A sad piece of cheese. Maybe a dozen small pieces of onion that give off a strong onion smell. How much do you charge for legs? The legs that come to have breakfast at your house. "It's all about the place that made it blossom, the more I look at this, the more it looks like a gas station microwave cheeseburger.

Well, it appeals to you like a burger I've eaten since, like high school lunch at the cafeteria, this is sad, this sweaty bun is a really good burger bun, so this burger is pure garbage. I don't know if it's Carl jr. probably both are fine this was sad now I'm sad because you were in absolute last place and I don't know if that's going to change today maybe but it doesn't look good for you right now let's jump right into it let's make burger number four? it's crystals this bag is Eddie there are fries here we have the fries that's not part of this it's Jeff Ross sound effects on me huh special effects for my burger by chrysalis I have a confession: I love these little things.

Do I regret it after eating them? Oh, absolutely, that's the point. These are little intestinal bombs. You want to experience a cleansing because the glass burgers will cleanse you, but I love these little things. Doing something like this shouldn't be good, it's like a warm hug from a very sweaty friend. A long, sweaty hug from a friend who doesn't like Christmas. Also don't trust anyone who doesn't. With his glass boxes empty, he tries to stack them. them or the fat Tetris, how many glass boxes can I put in a glass box? That's my favorite game. Some of you will say that Christmas is good, but the white castles better stop talking.

I have had a white castle, it is just like glass. It only comes out one way and that's fine Crystal Berger, where does it rank? Okay. I'm going to get a lot of hate for this. Those of you who have never had crystals or have had them once or twice will not get them and I and I will not. I don't expect you to and, frankly, I feel sorry for you. There are probably so many diseases now that we will never get. We were raised on glass burgers and for that reason glass is the number two competitor.

Competitor number five is up. up that pie McDonald's I really did it this time no one's going to think so and let's go with the Big Mac in a box too, so the Big Mac isn't usually my favorite burger when I was a kid. I didn't like this because I didn't like a special sauce, but then something happened. I got older, maybe my taste buds finally went back to the burger with the shredded lettuce, fast food restaurants of the world, enough with the shredding lettuce, enough, no one likes it, no one likes it. give us lettuce leaves let us LED leaves here we go looking for a place to come in this looks pretty good this looks spicy a little soggy Oh soggy bun this is weird oh I mean it's nice to have it with everything else today I just don't feel for it to be so great, it's definitely not better than a lot of the things that are here, except that Hardee's thing, the mud burger, whatever Bo thought, yeah, no sorry, it's definitely not what burger. from Louisville it's good, it's appropriate and that's what McDonald's thrives on appropriateness, yes we have food, you have, some money, it's also a special sauce, Thousand Island dressing or not, if you know what the special sauce is from McDonald's, comment below, but know that you may be giving.

Discover the secret recipe and that means Ronald McDonald will chase you, people will find you, where does it rank? I don't think it's better than Burger King. I think the Big Mac is currently in fourth place. Okay, competitor number six, six, it's windy, people say. They have a good chicken sandwich for one person really good salads why go to a fast food place to buy salad? This smells like a swimming pool. How odd. This thing is ready to go. Who also shot this one? These muffins have been sweating a single piece. amazing lettuce oh no that's a bad piece of tomato okay Wendy's do your worst.

I don't, I don't have high hopes for this. There was a time in my life or I thought Wendy's had the best burgers. I like them. cheese on the bottom and top of the burger on the meat, that's an interesting strategy, okay that's all I can say about this, just shrug, I don't want to say right now, I appreciate them making a single piece of lettuce, but there's nothing here that I think is superior to any of the other burgers we've eaten. I want to be very careful what I say about Wendy's because Wendy has a very spicy Twitter account.

I'm terrified of Wendy. I don't crave Wendy's anymore, okay, I'll take that back. I love ice cream. I love dipping Wendy's fries into Wendy's frozen burger. It's definitely not in the top three. Oh, it's very close to my wrists. If you had to take another bite out of these two, which one? Would I like to have another bite? It will probably be McDonald's, so Wendy's is currently in fifth place. Do not send this to the Twitter account. Contestant number seven, seven, seven, contestant number 7, oops, sorry, it's probably God, this is the CVS of unnecessarily long fast food restaurants you only ordered a burger oh my god, the cheese is everywhere wait until I talked to Michelle, the manager at Sonic, about this this is like nacho cheese this is like stadium cheese this is like oh no, we're out of cheese I think they're playing a game where Phil, lying down, runs over the food stand and he just puts it under this burger under the cheese dispenser under the lid here we have pickles too many chopped onions smelling this, it's not pretty oh this is this is onions everywhere lettuce everywhere suspiciously perfect burger here we go suddenly this burger tastes like lamb this is like a greek party greek party leftovers right here I mean, I wouldn't mind the lamb burger please tell me ahead of time, I mean, it's not bad, of course what was that soft dripping, I feel like it's probably toxic, I don't like this, I don't like it happening to me, I don't want it happening to me.

Someone else I don't know what happened here today this is not this is sad well, I think we only have one thing left to do. This is Matt Mitchell eating a cheeseburger I ordered at your restaurant today. In fact, I'm filming. a video right now about burger

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didn't work much there was cheese the cheese melted and turned into a sauce and the burger tastes a little like lamb yes lamb but the burger will probably be ranked 6 out of 7 today behind Wendy's, but ahead. from Hardee, yeah, not good, it's all about integrity here, in blush, you're right, I have to say Sonic is number six of seven lessons learned today.

Fast food burgers, when they're good, are a fantastic burger. A solid line. one to three really good burgers and then here at the bottom terrible things happened. I know these restaurants are capable of improvement, that's how things work in the Busch rankings. I'm ranking what I get today and this is what I got today and that means that number one fast food burger right now is a burger, congratulations, you've earned it and if you're the Chicago company that bought them, don't screw this up. now. I'm going to eat Christopher Bob really delicious. together they should make a whole skewer of glass burgers