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how to break someone's neck my brother isn't moving help ah i don't think we can hey hey hey no big deal it's robin and welcome back to mk oh man it's been a great week but we're back to it and today I'm going to take a look look at the damn r slash comments oh oh oh no, let's get in there and get this over with. I also enjoy pouring my melted meat on children to teach them. Well, raven of wisdom, you would know the right way to do it. teaches, right? my mom is not very smart but very sociable my dad very smart but antisocial me stupid and antisocial your sister smart and sociable alabama i see this as an absolute victory no why do so many murderers bury their victims in their own backyards, not all They have trunk space or gas money to drive in the middle of nowhere and dump their bodies. check your privilege we're all doing the best we can here amen bro this is the exact reason why zach and i actually having a house with a big backyard was a requirement did you know you drink dinosaur urine every day ?

Earth's water is so old that, statistically speaking, every time you drink a glass of water you're probably swallowing a molecule of water that passed through a dinosaur. bath water tray tray tray tray tray tray enough how do German schools teach about World War II? Now I wonder how Japanese schools teach World War II. I'm sure it's wonderful. The human touch. Artificial skin will allow you to tickle or pinch your smartphone, whoever invented the phone foreskin needs to be shot, oh I'm sure they are tortured regularly for their contributions to humanity. Minions are not vaccinated. Why shouldn't your Minions children exist either?

Why should your children? Did someone make that meme without irony? please please tell me it's not real therapist fittler it's not real it can't hurt you violinist violinist feel the burn angry woman cuts off man's penis for not making eye contact during sex it's not entirely true i heard that because of her eyesight he got lost and put a big gash on his thigh and was just accused of losing a sausage she wanted eye contact how the hell can she reasonably expect fun facts about squidwards black people are like white people but gay black people are like straight people but no rights oh man?

I've said this before, but can someone get me a 30 foot pole so I don't touch this post? Today they offered me sex with a 21 year old girl in exchange. She was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course, I rejected it because I am a person with high morals and strong willpower, as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner, now available in lemon or vanilla scent, thanks to vegetarian tales. Female data, 18. I live with my grandparents and I'm unemployed, roasted, I'm 99 sure I've seen it. you, somewhere, I'm not sure who to feel sorry for, you, her or the horse, or the horse, come on, I spilled milk on my cat.

Nice try, Shane Dawson. I would literally die if a child did this to me. Acquired achievement. Thought killer. And I'm not. the family is fondling me, your dad and I are together now and it's about time you showed me some respect, please don't give Pornhub the idea of ​​a stepdad, it's too late now, oh I think even Pornhub is I'd stay away from that guys, when a girl changes clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're in the level 99 friend zone or she hasn't seen you in the tree yet. Oh I don't know what she was thinking, congratulations Jaden your channel is over. 2 000 results on rule 34. oh, oh well, a girl asked for one last kiss before the breakup and fights against the tongue of her boyfriend, the trickster, she should ask for one last oh no, no, no, enough sometimes I I feel so alone that I imagine writing a suicide letter to my literature teacher, she is a great person.

I miss her. If you really did it, it would probably last you all week. I think you should send him that letter. being that's sex i think it's more like a skin suit kovat has killed 1.6 million people in the world and you're alive use a few seconds to thank god thank you for killing 1.6 million people god and count in youtube trending page im 23 and pregnant with baby number four guys if this video gets 10k likes all on board me and the girls trying to figure out all the girls vs boys memes is it true that the Girls have periods because they cut their pees every month, but the pee grow back?

Yes, and it's growing bigger every time than before, so I'm going to cut mine and see if it grows back. I'll give you an update in about a month. Have you ever updated anyone? Can we keep track of that? one of all the diseases known to mankind I, after looking up my cough symptoms, got it, his fingers seem to urinate circumcised, why did you have to say that friend, please don't disturb my peace if you are at war with yourself I want to disturb your insides whoa jack jack calm down dude today's teens church gay kids we're late for gays don't be late for gays or you'll be the sacrifice wait wait a minute if I'm late for gay what exactly does that mean?

What do you mean? I am the sacrifice. What are you going to do to me? Me as a father. Thanks for shopping with us. Christmas advice. Wrap empty boxes for gifts and when your child misbehaves or not. Listen, throw a gift in the trash if you run out of empty gifts, it's time to throw the kid in the trash, what if I run out of kids and then steal some kids, buddy, come on, we're not going to hold your hand for all the way? I'm just giving you the basics here, damn, I was there all day lying bastards, you really just need to jump super loud without naming your respective country, what do you know for a failed artist from Austria?

A successful cook, although not really, burned everything he put in it. Oven Guys Hey guys, real quick, can we stop with the Hitler stuff? His palms are sweaty. Luftwaffe. Weak armor. There are Americans on the beach. There is already Mussolini's spaghetti. Eminem is about to be roasted. Kids are stupid because they are taking pictures with a statue of them. Ancestor Charles Dickens, great-great-grandson, seriously, with his statue, just dig it up and take pictures with the real ability to telekinetically make other people fart really loud any time you want, during a speech giving a class, preaching at a funeral, etc., and sulfur. rotten egg farts that make you panic imagine the possibilities maybe a karen is lecturing you in a publix because you took the wrong way down an aisle and she rips a juicy 30 second slice of death so hard that a can of tuna it fell off the shelf behind her so vile the building had to be evacuated karen loses all credibility what the hell have you ever screwed over a disabled person?

Does it count if they weren't disabled when we started? Jesus, what the hell are you playing? Look hook and marlin is not for everyone, especially if you are a little new to things like that, Americans are starting to use the metric system, they only use it to measure the diameter of bullets, we also use it to measure cocaine, yeah , that's two points for the Americans. Arizona police shoot woman after shooting them with a gun. She has to be the dumbest in the world. Not anymore. Idiots who don't care about corona are not restricted to the US.

This is ham. Germany yesterday. When is it ham or is it damage? It doesn't matter. I guess the Germans don't need to start a war to kill a bunch of people. A drug called gray death can kill anyone with one dose. Is this a warning or an advertisement? Let's find out that everyone calls me ugly because I'm disabled. So get up. To you, your brain thinks the squares below are actually a different color, but they're not, don't believe me, stick your finger up your butt. Okay, it didn't work, but I'm glad I tried. I think this guy discovered something about himself. so pure the fact that the piranha plant is watering a pikmin on the official banner that it is a red pikmin and they die in the water the piranha plant is murdering a pikmin I would really hate to be asked about that in a job interview I was in auschwitz and I got banned from the Blizzard forums for pointing out the fact that canonically Winston is the only black character who hasn't stolen his gun oh holy doggo looks like he wishes he were a German shepherd oh oh no no damn I swear to god half of it of these posts go straight back to hitler and/or nazis spanish police discover immigrants hiding in mattresses imagine going to sleep ah finally a good dream the guy inside your new mattress good night good night wait what the hell don't waste your time worker bar shot bartender wanted join our bartending staff enjoy free drinks i need the sauce for a friend someone who posted a porn meme comments section who is she the bottom bar is censoring some old idiots if you saw yourself being sold on the dark web and you decided to buy, how do you do it? you think they deliver depends on the carrier if fedex sends me I'll probably be dead from blunt force trauma when I get to the wrong address fat and bald like you're dead but warmer okay Astrid work.

I don't know about that, my dad was pretty good, uh oh, she's looking after Nessie, she ruined it, didn't she? Damn, you can buy a bed of noodles for your pet, the poor man's hot water, there's always one you walk into a room to discover the only way to escape is by writing a real person's name on a piece of paper , this will kill that person, madam, madam, you just need to write a name, sir, stop, what I said, stop, you can't write. your own name, how does it feel to have an enemy do this to you?

It's humiliating, but I love it and that's how Sprite was born, cream soda, oh no, stepmom with 10 Pornhub followers, me with an irl follower who offers me candy. an even better cat my 79 year old grandma has a framed meme going to grandparents house leaving grandparents house leaving your grandparents house pregnant on child support if you stick a dead wasp on your palm you can hit your boss in the back of the head as hard as you want and act like you saved him, Ferb, I know what we're going to do today. It's time to glue a dead wasp to a hammer.

New prototype of economical airplane seats. I would trigger another terrorist attack if I had to sit through that one. I'm pretty sure the seat design was called inhumane and will never, ever see the light of day. I mean, at this point, why not just have standing room on the plane with a bunch of poles to grab onto like you're on a bus? for nine hours instead of 20 minutes notre dame burning is the most aesthetically pleasing thing I have ever seen in my life I'm going to burn your mother we'll see if it's aesthetic then sexism against men is still sexism for the love of God I long for it for true gender equality i have no problem kicking a lady in the face ladies and gentlemen a spring loaded ding-dong in a 19th century box is made for a great gift humanity's sense of humor hasn't progressed much In the last hundred years place the lid trigger on the toilet seat for a fun surprise.

Also, if you think for a second that humanity will ever outgrow pp jokes, you're stupid and lying to yourself, have you ever tried an Aussie kiss? I don't know what that is, it's like a French kiss, but below haha, that's literally the line that made me lose my virginity. Your uncle has good pick-up lines. The woman can balance herself, making it easier for you to carry her. He tries to lift a 55 kilogram dead person. I agreed it was really hard when I did it, wait a minute every time I fuck my aunt she sounds like that I see go ahead or you know what please don't go ahead leave it like that and we'll never talk again holy . cow, it's god spreading his butt, a baby born in India without any of his four limbs has left doctors baffled, I'm terrible for thinking the baby looks like a bowling alley, no, because the baby looks like a bowling alley, it's okay to think that the problem arises.

Good friend, if you try to use the baby as a bowling pin today, I learned about Eugene Shoemaker, he was a geologist in the mid-20th century who wanted to go to the moon, he didn't pass the medical exam to go to the moon, but he still helped. Train astronauts on Apollo 11, 12 and 13. After he died in a car accident, his ashes reached the moon to this day they are still there, there must have been an incredible car accident, a senior care center who really cares about the plot twist. I'm pushing them to see that it's time to go wait.

Are they going to push them to see with the chairs? Are they going to throw them out after they are deep enough? My husband and I want to give our daughter an allowance of one. a thousand dollars a week is too much money sorry it's some kind of rich person joke I'm too poor to understand I may be a 30 year old bearded man but I'm available to be your daughter yeah PM me some tits,I don't think they're going to do that, passengers applaud when Karen gets kicked off the flight for refusing to wear masks. I see this as an absolute victory in full flight.

The top comment decides my next video. Upload anal thanks. Johnny Sins from pewdiepie to cream pie, the journey begins, are you seriously watching porn by yourself? No, I can see it with my voice. This natural vegan bodybuilder drinks semen shakes daily and she doesn't remember the last time she was sick. She now uses semen to protect herself against the coronavirus. How is this vegan? It is an animal product. Is she implying that men are vegetables? No, no, she remembers he's human. Anything is vegan as long as you consent. Pre-order a life-size Baby Yoda 375. How big is his mouth open?

Oh oh oh, that one you have. Wait, I need a drink. Wow, shit, I didn't expect one to show up. Yes, they are not real on Reddit. I love your username. Why thank you, oh God? Why Hello, Adult Cereals, 50 Grain Shades, Specialty Corn Flakes. d playful rice raisin bran raisin bran nothing to look at nothing to listen to nothing to satisfy my thirst for human suffering nothing to eat I mean, he has a lot of food in his basement, my neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I have been his client for six years. I had no idea he was a barber.

Why do you like my girlfriend's choice on Facebook? Sorry, my finger must have accidentally slipped on the like button while I was there. jerking off and then you immediately become like one of the photos of her all the photos of her these birds look like fruits damn, why is this fruit so crunchy? The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you? asking the boy ah, there you are, you don't mind if I do, sir, put down that donut, you have a nut in your name for a reason, my good man, the girls' bathroom at the college gym not only has free condoms but also free lube, finally a bathroom that offers snacks and drinks, always remember kids, if you feel stupid, wrap that willy, cold hard facts in 100 years, no one will remember that you didn't even exist, if I commit genocide, give me one question and edit it again after I answer to make me look dark, I challenge you.

What do you do after an abortion at home? I usually grab it with a napkin and throw it out the window. Wait, it's not just standard protocol. all real life billionaires looked more like tony stark dead it's been 15 days since i made this post and in that time both jeffrey epstein and david coke died maybe this site really is cursed after all, cursed in a good way , are you kidding? munch butt renaissance painting circa 1602 chihuahua leans in to whisper louder dawg what are you doing why is it easy to stay thin in japan that's easy the last time there was a fat man in japan an entire city disappeared free willy women should be able to walk around shirtless like men then do it, people would support this thinking they have naked beauties but in the end they are just naked and sweaty grannies, what are you implying that naked and sweaty grannies aren't also beauties?

Get over it, what is the saddest word in the English language? language almost why I was almost good enough he was almost in love with me she almost survived we almost made it but almost never enough I almost shit myself it's a surprise judge what is your preferred method of execution I want it to be a surprise judge knock knock , who is this, I'm Karen, from the other side of the hall, you're making too much noise and if you don't stop immediately I'm calling the police, you're walking into an interesting loophole, Mom, don't watch porn because it dehumanizes women.

Whoever watches porn without women doesn't watch porn because it dehumanizes humans Me, who watches porn without humans, taxes are essentially just an annual subscription to the country you live in lol, childhood is the free trial, oh my god, do you? That means the suicide hotline is? the client retention department you're in a shelter with the last five remaining humans what would be the worst way to start a conversation so how's the family without saying what you did why you did it because I didn't get to go to art school there there's what I said what I say about Hitler and the Nazis it always comes back to them it's like that damn wikipedia game the upvote button when you touch it the downvote button when you touch it oh finger kun graffiti is getting creative in the United States United right now fappism nintendo we do family things too nintendo plot twist he's looking at the tattoo on his inner thigh that says bowser's princess marijuana is safer than mcdonald's enjoy them both, little one, according to a study, kids eat fast food more often than their parents, I haven't eaten a single parent in years, I said a kid, your username is the cure for the world's deadliest disease, what is it?

I'll just stay out of this, oh God, God, what did I say? I made fan art. from Robin this is my first real fan art and I drew it in a basic photo editor with one hand so I apologize if it sucks Robin and her cottage cheese oh man I love me some cottage cheese and I love your fan art , Thank God. I got to the end of another video, this one was starting to piss me off, let me tell you always remember if you enjoyed this video at all, consider leaving a like below and if you really liked it make sure to subscribe and click the bell icon That way you'll get a notification of every new upload that comes out and until next time, we'll see about it later.