Prison Food Hacks Taste Test

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a rock? Let's talk about that morning. Join us today. She is one of the stars of Showtime. Shameless and the new Star Wars game. Jedi Fallen Order. I'm Cameron Monaghan. Okay, and I've seen you with the lightsaber on Billboard. to be amazing, it's a trip, it's a real trip, yeah, that's it, you know, it's like the cover of the thing is me, you know, I know sable is wild, I love it, it's a dream and then, shameless, you went to

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, how was the prisoner? I was a dream too, right, the prison

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is probably the best part oh yeah, oh yeah, there are their culinary experts oh, okay, we have some of those here for them, oh yeah, it makes sense that the prisoners have developed creative food tricks for seasoning.

We finished those dinners in the big house that day, let's try some of them, it's time if we can't guess these prison meals correctly, our punishment is 25 to life in prison, so our culinary team has recreated some Prison recipe tricks using only ingredients that the prisoners have at their disposal, but they have also invented other recipes on their own. Yes, it's our job to determine whether it's a real prison recipe, which is a locked-in snack, or something our team made up, which is a made-up trick, and who's guessing. Correct gets the points, the points increase each round and then the winner will rent a prison pat-down on Cameron Monaghan.

So did you know that I didn't know? Okay, but congratulations guys, you might be the one who's fine, padding me today, okay, Stevie? What is this delivery? Your prison pizza. Oh, the dough is made by combining water crackers and ramen in an empty chip bag and then topped with pepperoni, onions, and pickles, all in a cheese and tomato paste squeeze packet base. Ooh, I mean, if you go back to that place and I mean the jingle mmm this is impressive you know, there's a lot of variety here this is good, I like it mmm I'm going to do something wrong just to get into the big house if I'm inside it is well, but from where I'm sitting right now no, I really like it, man, I don't love it, yeah, I don't love it either, it's got like a wet cardboard thing that moves a little bit, yeah. but the question is not whether we love it or not, a question of course, did they make it up or did someone in prison actually bring it out?

Do you have access to Slim Jims? You think so, I bet so, yes, you think so. -Eh, it sounds like something from this area, you can't use it as a weapon, yeah, it's too flimsy. I don't know, there's a famous story about a guy. I know there is a famous story. A big guy cutting a bar with us with a real old Slim Jim oh okay so we know for sure Slim Jims online Slim Jims yeah they made the raft with Slim Jims too so let's go 3 2 1 this way row here we go and 3 2 1 I think it's real, oh, oh, yeah, real, but because of your Slim Jim, I don't think it's very good, okay guys, this is real, yeah, it's awesome, I mean, In preparing this entire dish, we saw a president who was right, yes.

Okay, we've got bags before you're slammer nugs, aka Prison Nuggets, but they're not exactly what you'd call a happy meal. These Nuggets are made with canned chicken and our crusty, coated French fries and dipped in a sauce made with soy sauce and peanut butter. and honey hmm and what's in the bag peanut butter soy sauce and honey yes yes probably yes I mean that would be my guess it's kind of like a Chinese food like a peanut sauce I agree with That seems like a tide. I don't know about canned chicken. I don't think I've ever eaten canned chicken before.

That's the only thing I'm a little worried about, unless the situation splits it in half and we see what we're working with. Okay, yes. like canned tuna, but you know, it's like shredded chicken, look, so it's a similar situation that you were in, like peanut butter, look, I'm pretending I'm a pastry chef here, how's this? Alright? Oh, are you okay? look at that mm-hmm now you've bitten this thing, what is it like? how does he treat you? They are the great British. you know it stays there it stays eh mm-hmm look, well, come back for a second look how good sauce - guys, um, okay, beautiful, it's weird, I mean, it's weird combining peanut butter sauce and chips Dorito mmm.

I like this one too, but I don't care. This one, the chicken and the peanut butter together, is good, but the Doritos in the middle. He's throwing me a little. I am going to be the best and resident, let me tell you that right now I am a first class man. It's very easy for me to get in the car, okay, here we go, three, two, one. made up no, I am, yeah, I looked at your ships, the name was whoever the name was, cool, yeah, I think it's just, a lot of it is like a Chinese food, you know, the Doritos, it's too creative, if we.

We're in a weird world where Slammer Nugs is a creative name but it's fake, okay my game didn't work so you guys got ahead of yourself okay you guys just brought out the big boys cider shampoo sliders mixed in a shampoo bottle to conceal. The correctional officers said it, of course, they are clear so they can see inside. It's made with moldy apple bread, water and 20 packets of sugar, so this is a prison wine, prison cider, it sure is, it might be after this episode, it might not. I haven't given it enough time. Is there alcohol here right now?

It was fermented for five days, so maybe, oh, okay, I mean, should we just dispense? Uh-huh. No, that's good, you know what it

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s like, so you know why we did it. when we were kids, I was kidding, but didn't you have 20 tourettes in your childhood bathroom, huh, there was also a little closet that had the air conditioning unit and on top of the air conditioning unit it had like a three liter bottle with grapes and sugar and it was covered with a paper towel summer a banana how old were you for this? let's say 15 15 15 years making your own prison wine we get it out of a river and we drink it and it was absolutely horrible, but in my mind it

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d good because I like this, this is my best, okay, drinking, light, what's it like?

We'd better call him in the shed? You know, you'd let a great athlete do this on the sidelines, as a sports model, think about that, did you see Tom Brady dripping? in his mouth and I think he had people dripping in other people's I'm sorry, no, hey, so you put it behind your ears like, okay, you know what? Now do it again. I'll do it because yours ruined it, okay, okay, here we are. go three two one this is real yeah you realize it's real yeah you're okay it's real oh my god this is Jack Mack in the prison fryer aka fried mackerel it's a maze made with canned mackerel battered with French fries and fried with old mayonnaise oil and then heated inside a makeshift oven that is just a tin can equipped with heating elements taken from a hot plate, then they make their own deep fryer.

Wow, yes, they are clever. I don't know if I believe that, although I don't know if. I'm hungry enough to eat this, oh this smells terrible, you know what there is Forks if you don't want to just try everything and if you just want to dig it up a little bit, that's what I do. I'm playing what I'm doing here this is the thing unless unless we really eat it we're not going to know if it could be done in prison yeah it's true oh it was just one way that's not bad not bad okay , I mean like as far as fried fish goes, it's pretty good, it's got a lot of silver sink.

I don't know about that younger man. I'm a fan of fish and chips. I like fried fish. Uh-huh, be honest, it doesn't work for me. yeah oh yeah the presentation doesn't help with frying the thing is you're frying already cooked canned mackerel which has a little bit like it's not like a twice baked potato if you know yeah it's musha. a little uh fried in mayonnaise part is something they would make up mmm it was very detailed they are trying to trick us those details ready really golf in three two one yes, I think this is real guys, I will come back later I know it seemed real I can, it's the thing the fryer I can remove the plate this plate is real, yes, yes, we have to go back.

I did good, okay, I didn't make it to the game, okay, this is a bag of garbage. Toilet pudding, also known as bread pudding, is made by combining bread cream, coffee and water in a garbage bag that is placed inside water that is foiled by exposed electrical wires and yes, that boiled water is inside you, you guessed it, a toilet, oh oh, it's very hot. They can't get it, oh yeah, it looks like some kind of baby, it's okay because I didn't take you up on your offer at first, okay, I'm going third, okay, it's a little bland, I mean UH, you could use some sauce from somewhere guy. kind, but you guys are, I think, I mean, you think you're overreacting because the presentation, the consistency, the texture is so soft that you don't like the feeling that you're biting into it like it's a slightly rotten organ.

I'm still stuck on the baby thing, yeah, when we just fully deliver it, yeah, it's beautiful, that's the miraculous life right there, what do they call it when those babies come out there like balls of hair and nails? Oh, Rhett, come on, man, dermoid, I said real. thing don't move dermoid no a person it's just like a mistake that's a huge insult no I'm a dermoid yes I'm not being insensitive here you may think I am but I'm not it's literally like something went wrong and I just know that that settles everything if you say you're not a dermoid.

Sorry, it's great. I call it like I see it, as long as you guys see a dermoid, but I'm sorry. Is it real or not, although the dermoid tsar Oh God, okay, let's guess here three two one I think he's really locked up, okay, so you're the odd one out. I don't believe it. I don't think anyone would choose to consume this will, as expected. but here's the deal and I can't do the same thing as link because then I'll just give it to you so you win oh you change the game so I have a hope for our tie mmm we can cherish each other's hope.

We win, okay, of course, if I do this, whoa, they know I'm a maniac, so I'll do it too. Are you guys locked in, it's not really okay, this dish is given to each other? Well, actually, the prize was a pat-down from Cameron Monaghan, so I I mean, I think you have a patent on yourself, it's a mutual pat-down situation, we can, we can go, we do the TSA style on the back of the hand, kind of deal like yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a clean man, you know what? I deserve to get checked out after how I sprayed you, man, I might be waking up in the middle of the night.

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