Prepared for Terries - Key & Peele

♪ Me. Hey you. Hey you. I, I Excuse me... Excuse me? Oh man, oh man, oh man. I'll tell you what, if 9/11 happened on this plane, psht, don't worry. We have this. Oh. Okay, I have no idea what you're talking about. He said if Terry was going to try something here today, like the bounce, the boogie, and the bump, we'd have this shit locked down by now. Terr... You mean terrorists? - Oh yeah. - Of course, honey. He's not talking about Teri Garr. And I'm certainly not talking about towel. I mean, if Terry gets on this plane, even thinking about trying to do something, we'll drag him down.

You're going to... You're going to what? We're going to drag it sklounst. I think what my partner is trying to say is that if any Terriers show up around here, we're going to fire up our Berger. -Yes. Did something happen or did I miss something? Is this hypothetical, or... Oh, we're definitely going to drop some hypotheses about Terry's collarbone, because I'm talking about... Isn't that what you want? Don't you just wish deep in your heart... Yes. Yes. Some terry would come here, trying to grab the ass, and the touch? That's the opposite of what I want to happen on an airplane.

Well. That's unfortunate. Conference. This was unexpected. It certainly was. Right now I don't know who our comrade will be. I can still hear you. He doesn't have the heart or the courage. You're literally right next to me, so... At three, I rest. Three. Yoo-hoo. I have an idea, feel free to say no, but can we change seats? I won't take no for an answer. Because? That's the fighting seat, Jonathan Livingston Seagull. If you're going to be in the seat of combat, then you've got to be willing to shoot some

terries

. Because with great power comes great responsibility and trust.

Well. I just... I just wanted some leg room. Um... Okay, Max Legroom. You get yours. In the meantime, I'm going to do the Hayden Pantinerry thing with some terry. Especially when they get frogs. Ribbit, ribbit. - Yes. - Um... You'll have to be

prepared

to kidnap Terry. - I don't... - You'll have to be

prepared

to torture a Terry. I do not think that it's necessary. Absolutely, you have to shoot those motherjammers. I don't even understand what that means. Do you trust me? No. I'll take that as a yes. Well. Trust. These terriers come here trying to act like frogs...

Wow! Then we will give them the Rainbow Connection. Here, little frog, little frog, little frog, little frog. Is that a box cutter? Oh, you better believe it, darling. Let's eat like Diane Keaton. 2.36 inches, honey. Shifax. Perfectly good for the legs. And if that doesn't work, you know I'm working on that Plan B, bro. Do you have a gun? Oh yeah. 3D printer, honey. 100% Polyurethane. They can't detect these pajamas. They have a... They have a gun... They have... They... They have a gun! They have a gun! - Oh God! - These guys have a gun. -Who got a gun? - Where are you in Terry?

Everyone relax. We will take control of this plane. No, wait a minute, I'm not with them. The guy on the right is the ringleader. Oh! I don't know them. I don't know them. I don't know those guys. I'm on vacation. ♪Draxx. Them. Sklounst.