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Post Malone Nursery Rhyme Raps

May 03, 2020
One Pac, Tupac, lace up your shoe Pac. Let's talk about that. (music plays) Good morning mythical! Guess what, everyone? We have Post Malone here! - Welcome, Publication! - What is happening? - Oh! - (applause) What's up, guys? Are you OK? Welcome to the show, man. Hey, thanks for having me, man. I am a great fan. - In addition. - Yes Yes. - Actually? - Yes. I've been watching for... four years. - Oh, wow. - That's crazy! That's a nice... I mean... give or take. - Okay, but who's counting? - Four years more or less. Yes, more or less.
post malone nursery rhyme raps
Alright, here's what's happening in this episode, then we'll make some Post Malone memes with the man himself. Plus, we'll put a Slim Jim inside a churro. But first, who the hell is Georgie Porgie and why does he eat pudding and cake? And how do you acquire a tisket or a tasket? What I'm saying is that

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s are old, outdated and don't make any sense! MMM. So today, the three of us are going to update some old children's songs by turning them into rap tracks. It's time to... - (balt lamb) - Alright, here's how this is going to work: We have a board here that Chase is riding.
post malone nursery rhyme raps

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We have several different

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s and then several different rap styles. MMM. I see Migos, I see Snoop Dogg, I see... who is Post Malone? Post Malone: ​​You got it. Rhett: I watch Kanye West, I watch the Sugar Hill Gang, and I watch the Beastie Boys. So we pick a nursery rhyme, we pick a rap style, and then we make it happen. MMM. And then we will go to the crib and sing our rhymes. - Got him. Let's Rock. - Individually. Alright, Rhett, you're taller, so you'll go first. Oh thanks. That's always helpful. Pick your... pick your nursery rhyme, man.
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Rhett: I've always been a fan of "I'm a Little Teapot" because it's ironic when a big man sings "I'm a Little Teapot." - How nice. - Well. Link: And then in what style are you going to do this? Rhett: I think I should go with the D-oh-double-G, man. Snoop Dogg, I think I can do it. -He is a tall guy. - I think I can handle that. Post: Look at the arrogance. Link: Yes. Position: Impeccable. Beat him. (music plays) I'm just a teapot, full of sparks, y'all. ♪ I'm a short, stout little teapot ♪ ♪ Here's my handle, here's my spout ♪ ♪ When I get it all steamed, hear me scream ♪ ♪ Just bend over and serve me ♪ ♪ La da da da da ♪ ♪ I'm a damn teapot full of tea ♪ ♪ La da da da da ♪ ♪ I'm going to pour myself some tea ♪ - Post: Wow, incredible. - (Link laughs) Incredible.
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Oh. - That... that's pretty good, man. - Very good. - Damn. - I'm going on tour at the end of this year... - Can I go? - ...do you want to open? Yeah! Link: Okay, I'll go with "Hickory Dickory Dock." - Rhett: Mm-hmm. - Why? Why not? - Nice. - Well, does it really matter? And I'll do it in the style of... Yeezy. Oh. Just count the hours! Alright, I'm ready! (playing music) ♪ Uh, uh ♪ ♪ Hickory Dickory Dock ♪ ♪ The mouse sped up the clock ♪ ♪ The clock struck one ♪ ♪ And down it went ♪ ♪ Hickory Dickory Dock ♪ ♪ The mouse sped up the clock ♪ ♪ The clock struck two ♪ ♪ And look what she did ♪ ♪ Hickory Dickory Dock ♪ I'll let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best watches of all time! (applause) - Wow. - You almost have your baby. - Wow, that was... - Hit the baby.
Peace! very intense. I think Kanye would be proud. -I think she was good. - Yes Yes. You know, sometimes he goes after it. - Well, all the time. - So I had to bring it. Who is your producer? Brand. He has talent. He's sitting right there. Talented boy. The tracks are pretty good. - Yes. - Yes, the clues are great. - Okay, you're awake. - Your turn. - Post: Um... - Link: Which song will you choose? (Post sigh) Post: “Itsy Bitsy Spider” has always been a song that has been very close to my heart. - Yes. - (laughs) - Do you like spiders? - Yes, I hate spiders. - Little ones? - But the reason why...
Yes, exactly, that's why I chose it, because they are small spiders. - Good. - Understood, right, huh. Post: I'll do it in the style of the classic Sugar Hill Gang. - Well. - We'll go old school with them. - Going back to the past. - Yes, let's rock. - Alright. - I'm ready to rock. Do it. - Okay, yeah, get... - Hydrate. - ...hydrate yourself. - It is important. You have to hydrate. Hi babe. (music playing) Ooh. ♪ I said a-hip-hop ♪ ♪ The spider, the little spider ♪ ♪ It went down the stream of water ♪ ♪ One down came all the rain ♪ ♪ And a-washing the spider ♪ ♪ The washing, wishing, washing, ooh ♪ ♪ The little spider went up the stream of water ♪ ♪ The rain fell and washed the spider away ♪ ♪ Up came the sun and dried all the rain ♪ ♪ And the little spider went up the stream again ♪ ♪ Hey, ho ♪ - ♪ Hey!
Ho! ♪ - ♪ Hey, ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh, hey ♪ ♪ Ho, ooh ♪ That's it. - (Rhett laughs) - (applause, cheers) Ah! Wow. Everything old is new again. Wow, bringing back that old school flow. It's a difficult flow to master. Yes. That was great! - Oh, how good, how good. - Well. Now you have to go again! Yeah. Oh man, what am I going to do to continue with that? Yuck. Rhett: Come on... "Mary had a little lamb." - She did? -Yes, she did. She's always liked that. And... I don't know how I feel about this. I'm taking a risk, something that caught my attention. - I'll do it Post Malone style. - Post: That's good. - Hey, that's nice... - Will you be offended? - No no. -Are you sure you don't want to let him do his own styling...-Is that an option? - ...later?
I don't want to let you do it. Then it's okay. - It's OK, go ahead. - It is the easiest style. It's not that it's not here. No pressure. Oh my God. Very good, come on. (music plays) Okay. ♪ Mary had a little lamb ♪ ♪ Its fleece was white as snow ♪ ♪ And everywhere Mary went ♪ ♪ The lamb would surely go ♪ ♪ One day it followed her to school ♪ ♪ Which was against the rules ♪ ♪ He made the children laugh and play ♪ ♪ To see a lamb at school ♪ ♪ Then the teacher turned it off ♪ ♪ But he still stayed close ♪ ♪ He waited patiently ♪ ♪ Until Mary appeared ♪ ♪ Why does the lamb love Mary so much ? ♪ ♪ The anxious children cried ♪ ♪ Wow, Mary loves the lamb, you know ♪ ♪ The teacher responded ♪ Hey, that lamb was sautéing. (Post laughing) (applause) That's cool, man. - Hey... - That's pretty good.
That's pretty good. Not that these are being judged, but... I'm upset I didn't write it down. - Oh! - Oh my God. Hey, congratulations, man. - Yes, it was very good. - Yes man. - It was right there! - Yeah, that was... - I'm sweating. - Well. My armpits are sweating. What I don't choose, you have to do. - Well. So... do you want to tell me that you want to whisper something in my ear? Or what you...? - (laughs) - Okay. Well. (whispers) Do you like farm animals? I understand. Okay, I'll choose "Hush, Little Baby." Um...
Beast Boys! - Oh. - Hey, that's good. Ironic because the Beastie Boys are kind of loud. (laughs) (screaming indistinctly) Post: Sounds authentic. (music plays) ♪ Hush, little baby ♪ ♪ Don't say a word ♪ ♪ Mommy will buy you a nightingale ♪ ♪ And if that nightingale doesn't sing ♪ ♪ Mommy will buy you a diamond ring ♪ ♪ Is that what you want? want? ♪ ♪ What do you, what do you, what do you want? ♪ ♪ Is that what you want? ♪ ♪ What do you, what do you, what do you want? ♪ ♪ If that diamond ring turns to brass ♪ ♪ Mom will buy you a mirror ♪ ♪ And if that mirror breaks ♪ ♪ Mom will buy you a goat ♪ ♪ If that cart and the bull flip over ♪ ♪ Mom will buy you a dog called Rover ♪ - Post: Wow.
Wow. -Rhett: Wow. Wow. Are you OK? (abrupt) I think my voice has changed now. - I love how you assumed... - That was pretty amazing. two people. - Alright. - Yes. Link: I left the farm for you. Post: Yeah, I guess my options are... - Link: Limited. - Post:..."Old MacDonald had a farm" and Migos style. Rhett and Link: Yes. I think this is already a success. Yes, it is destiny. That we met Quavo. - Maybe you? - And we took a photo with him, and he never spoke, he just raised his arm, pointed at the camera, we took a photo and that's it.
He's a good guy. He is not a man of many words...-No, he was not. - but I love Quavo. - Alright. - I guess I'm ready to show it off. - Yes. - Quavo, I hope I do you justice. Offset, Takeoff, I hope I do you justice. Hello my little baby. I'm sorry Link woke you up, I'll put you back to bed right away, don't worry. (Music is reproduced) ♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Old Macdonald had a farm ♪ ♪ e-i-e-i-e-ii ♪ ♪ ooh, and in this farm, I had a cow ♪ ♪ e-i-e -e-i-i-o ♪ ♪ with a mu Mu here and a mu. Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo moo ♪ ♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪ ♪ E-I-E-I-E-I-O, ooh ♪ ♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪ ♪ E-I-E-I-E-I-O ♪ ♪ And on this farm, he had a pig ♪ ♪ E-I- E-I-E-I-O ♪ ♪ With an oink oink here and an oink oink there ♪ ♪ There's an oink-- there-- and everywhere an oy-oink ♪ ♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪ ♪ E-I-E-I-E-I-O ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪ Shouts to murder in the rhythm.
You can cut it now. You already know. Got him. (Rhett laughs) (applause) Oink oink! Post: It's difficult. It's also a difficult flow to master. - Yes. - That was great. Well, you did just that. - Hey, thank you very much. - Oh man. There are no winners or losers here because we are all winners. - We are all a team. - Yes. We are something like the Migos. - We created some hits. - Yes. I often think of us that way. - Beaters. - The American version of Migos. That's nice, I like that. Since... five minutes ago. - That's how it is. - Exactly.
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