Podcast #266 - Shark Tank 3

i tried to make a minecraft lava cake and it didn't come out just because the baking times were totally wrong, now that's not a problem anymore, it's a problem with the past with the baked friend, what is baked, friend, well baked. Buddy is your little friend who loves to be in the oven to take care of your delicious food so he can let you know when it's ready. I think you program the recipe for him via USB and when it's time to take the food out of the oven, he yells. at the top of your lungs, unequivocally so you know it's time to take the food out of the oven, but don't take it out of the oven, which is your assembly at home.

It required a lot. They have demanded me. You must have a Bluetooth-enabled oven and he might as well be a demon. What do you think for? Who is this product for? It is for those who want to bake. I just don't know how to calculate the rates. You know, there are a lot of timers these days. Did you know? Google homes and Amazon echoes don't measure things correctly, if you say set a timer, you say, hey, 30 second Google timer, it will set it to 29 or 24 seconds, so I think people who don't know how to bake They generally have difficulty with exact timing. measuring things and making things in a certain process by mixing dry ingredients first and wet ingredients and things like that and also baking for specific periods of time, well, we did a survey in an elementary school and all of our answers said that the hours you're supposed to that you should bake were the most confusing part, because those are elementary school kids, they're not people, they're people, thank you.

They are people, they are our demographic. I'm going to be honest with you. That does not mean that word. I can't, you surveyed them because, hey, I couldn't get anywhere else as helpful. I surveyed them, can you do it? do that, I'm here now, I'll talk about the product, um, I think it's horrible and I'll pass, okay, first of all, enjoy your burnt pastries from now on, second, please reconsider, no, I'll send you a great friend, I don't want some sick energy in my oven. I also don't have a Bluetooth compatible with it, no one does, yeah, so who's your market?

It's a skin, okay, thanks, I'm ready. I'm scamming, bye, so I'm here to scam you, oh, sorry, big fella, we'll get it next time, okay, get ready, this is a long speech, okay, okay, my name is Adam. Hello Adam. Introducing the adblock hashtag, it's like adblock, but only for sponsored social posts. That's it, that's it, so you know how Adblock detects ads in your web browser and prevents you from seeing them. This will go to your social media accounts and your feed when someone adds hashtags, that tweet will not show. up I'm ready to buy I didn't tell you how much I don't care it's free I just want to know what it's like when people do it hey I partnered with Kmart to make this really fun take me give me your money take it on Instagram yeah you said it on your social accounts, so like Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, what is that?

I know, yes, but all the apps you use for social media you just wanted. Yes, you could choose from YouTube if you were like me. I don't want to see any sponsored content exactly to block everything, so instead of just blocking the traditional videos and images that appear, you're blocking creators who make pad posts, no more hashtag ads in your feed, right, ladies and men? I'm ready to buy teal. I will give it to you. I think there is a market for that. It's free. Thank you. The next one, okay, another one with cell phones. We like reading text messages, like you.

Well, we present the NS. Please leave us. read your text messages, Julianne, all you have to do is go to iMessage NS a gov and enter all the information that we ask for in more we are the NSA, legally you have to do it right now, right now, you have to do it right. Now it's okay, come, I left, you left, it's okay, it will be thought, we will talk, no, we won't, hello, my name is a salesman, my name is a salesman. Today I'm talking to you about a great new product called special oil, it's an oil. mineral base oil/just that it is an elixir that cures everything for many types of physiological problems what problems do you have good special oil I will fix it and if you don't think I'm so bad I already lifted your wallet when I came in here What do you say why are there so many photos?

Only you steal my money. It's literally snake oil. Wow, that's great, no, come on, give me your money. Take out the snake oil. No, it's the panacea. No, do you remember the phone book how it would appear? on your doorstep every year, how nostalgic, it was also so much fun to have everyone's personal information at your fingertips, oh my goodness, well we will launch it again, but in the 2020 format we will introduce the phone book again this time instead of a big book. send a transition to your phone and line by line in the text messages we will send you the information of everyone who would be in that phone book.

There is no search function and you can't stop it and it's kind of free. What do you mean by something free? no, it's a little free, it's a little evasive, well, no it's not wasting trees, we're not cutting down trees. I mean, you know it's all digital, there are no fingerprints, so you can't track us. It's a text message, yes, text message service with everyone's information. Yeah, it's like a line by line search feature, so you can't find anyone, not just scroll up or down, yeah, it's like it's an avalanche of text, you know, but you're loaded with information and all they always say is that information is power.

Do you want power? I think they say knowledge is power. I think it's information. No. I think you definitely can't. I'll investigate. Alright. I'll double check, but I think information is power. Do you want to invest? No. you want the free service no, it sounds horrible, we are number one in the App Store no, you are not, yes, the App Store a PP is the new application with another store inside that only internally our company uses not the App Store Well, where are you going? I think even they hated that idea, they all hated that one, get your bed, Kermit, I'm trying to pitch here, I have one more idea, sit down with you, I have one more idea, here, you're ready, it's my last idea.

No, no, don't give me the big song, you know, I need a leader, hello

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s,

shark

s, do you remember me? I was there a couple of seasons ago when I introduced you to vitamin tomato sauce, welcome back, thank you and thank you again, oh, you get it. I did well in the back and thank you for congratulating me on all my success, you're welcome. I received your three letters. I didn't even write you a letter. The fries are the best and as you know I'm the ketchup connoisseur mm- Mmmm a sewer with ketchup, fries are fun but they are a disaster to eat, if you use your hands you get greasy everywhere and if you use the fork, you are a crazy person.

Aha, as agreed, right? use a fork for your fries, what if they're like chili cheese fries? I'm talking about regular French fries, the kind you'd only want with ketchup or tomato, so what do you want to put vinegar on and you know we're talking about ketchup? situations here because that's what I specialize in. I'm your ketchup boy. Okay, I'm not here to talk about vinegar, salt, chili or anything like that, so I present ketchup gloves, a glove that is made entirely of freeze-dried ketchup release. little pieces of itself in the bite of the chips that you pick up with your finger and you can enjoy little pieces to catch up eating every bite of the chips, so it's basically packed in there freeze dried, but when you touch the chips it melts in edible form, so that every little bite, little pieces of the glove, are now part of the meal until, when you're done, the glove is gone and there's no mess.

Well, here's what I don't think is a bad idea, except you. You constantly only use the freeze-dried part that touches these fingers, no, you never pick up a French fry with the bottom of your palm, yes, but okay, the thumb would be extra thick, okay, then you could go. finger finger one finger to finger three finger four palm one palm to palm you have to pick up the fry like this yes, it takes a little delicacy or you just have to pick them up with your hands and put them in your mouth, yes, but Think about this, no there's grease because you don't touch it, your hand is covered in a glove of ketchup like this and then if you like ketchup, you just put your whole hand in your mouth like this, ready like I can't do it.

Don't do it I did it the other day I heard your jaw just creak Are you okay? I would love to invest but I really need to be taken to the ER. Okay, yeah. I need a ride. I have a lot of pain. You're not really scared, I'm trying to scare you into giving me money, no, how much do you want? Well, I think to develop a prototype we need maybe fifteen or sixteen million and you can have 25% of the company for that and I promise you that. I will use all RRD and I have no gambling addiction.

I don't know why I thought you'd ask me. I just felt like that question was coming. I don't have one, okay, I don't make that face. I for one feel like this product would be better if it were like two little thimbles, almost like finger guards. Why would you need an entire glove made of ketchup when you can make it with just two fingers? You're onto something I like. where you come from and you just replace them as the ketchup goes down. I like it, does it taste good? Oh, very, very good, yes, so how does it work if you try fries?

Yes, how do you like to blend? So well once it enters your mouth, the heat and salt of the fries warms them upon impact, we came up with a specific scientific formula so the fries have to be hot. Yes, also again, if you are eating cold fries. I do. I don't want you to use them. my product dot comma but if you're using my product just heat up the fries okay I don't have 15 million dollars how about 13 billion 10 million 5 million give me a million you can have 20% you have sales? Okay, yes. I have 4 I have a ship and that one has 4 cells and that's me, yeah, just give me your hand.

Good deal. Thank you so much. I'll send you something sometime. You may have news. I'll be. sending you something at some point yes and you definitely don't have a gambling addiction. As I said before, I don't have a gambling addiction. Why do you look around like that? I have to go well - Vegas, thank you very much for listening to me. my proposal I really appreciate your time and I'm excited to be partners with you, okay, me too, bye, okay, bye, I'm gone, are you a magician too? I know honey, thanks for the money, well we made it with some good loot today.

I will tell you that I love it when you sell me products. I earned a lot of money. You gained a lot with very little promise of accomplishing anything yet. Yes, yes, but you know sometimes you have to do it. I don't know, it's just taking people's money. but get a little creative with it, so I think ketchup gloves could be a big hit. I think I could. He could be the ketchup guy who fights the perfected vitamin ketchup and then he also had the vitamin pin or the ketchup tongs, right? You can have fries. like that and every little bite would have even if it tasted like ketchup or something, you know, maybe a little bit on each one, we're on something there mm-hmm where, when you squeezed it, it squeezed ketchup over the fried ones like the little ketchup packets but they're shaped like finger gloves, there's a little hole in the top, so it's like a two-fingered glove and there's a container like in your yeah, like spiderman, yeah, and then when you squeeze the fry comes off or we could just steal the idea from Spider-Man except it's ketchup instead of a spider web so when you put it in your mouth you do like this and spray ketchup on the top of your knife which won't come together anymore . yeah, no, it's like it's coming up like this, this would actually work well with another invention I had before, what's that lotion gun?

Yes, I would be shooting, so just changing the

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lotion, the ketchup that you have equipped for any situation, is not a good idea and no. mess, how well I did, so it's okay, a deal has been made. Thank you Julian for your appreciation for inviting me. Thanks for having me in the

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. It's always one of my favorite things. I apreciate it. You can see me. You can buy. my audiobook what is it like, I don't have the title, yes, but it's about selling things, okay, so thanks for having me on the

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, yes, this is the time, see you next time, it's always brilliant, always brilliant with me , yeah, I see in Vegas, okay, bye, okay. bye