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Podcast #266 - Shark Tank 3

Podcast #266 - Shark Tank 3
dink dink dink dink dink dink dink I'm stuck on dink dink dink dink dink I need a reset reset me ding hmm this episode of the

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in the MLB for most hit by pitches in one game I wonder who actually holds that right this is probably a really great record I bet they have a plaque on their wall probably somebody that throws sidearm will you look it up most hit by pitches in one game no in like in their career movie or any emerges in a game I'm down most hit by pitch pitcher okay let's see huger Jennings okay 287 hit by pitches oh that's the player getting hit oh he's been here yeah Craig Biggio he was an astro and he used to get hit all the time so it's they're like real over the plate yeah well they yeah they're like Craig Biggio had a Crouch told like tiny right box stance so yeah but who's the pitcher that hit what pitcher hit the most batters Gus weighing 277 most hit batsman of a career chick Frazier has 219 pink Holly 210 and Walter Johnson 205 the only other pitchers to hit 200 or more batters in their career is a special group of pitches out there they give they give an amazing amount of well they give no actually you called in the plate he's coming for you Gus weighing my dude he said an MLB record just from dosing people nominal we'll never know who knows the records his so deal with it did he throw sidearm I don't know sure I want to know was he a right-handed left-handed what was his deal he huh Kinney Phasis oh that's what he looked like oh this is like what years career spanned 14 years from 1887 to 1901 he was small for a pitcher by...
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today's standard 5 feet 10 inches that's not small to I mean I'm taller than that but between 120 145 pounds he weighed 145 pounds his win-loss record what 264 and 232 how did he win how did he place pitched winning games well how long was his career 14 years let's see how many pitch okay a pitcher will throw what maybe 40 50 games a season maybe four let's just say 40 let's just say 50 will be generous 50 times 14 714 140 700 700 this picture looks like one of those old-timey photo booths basically so maybe he just wasn't that good although honestly if you're gonna have a win-loss record of around 400 games like hitting 200 people really I guess 70 yeah that's that's a normal record for that many years that's a lot of games though right not a great record 264 and 232 it's pretty close they set records that's all in that it Gus if you play for 14 years and you hit a batter 200 times I'd be like that's fine is he still alive Julian oh no he no dead a long time ago I don't know but he was pitching in 1887 yeah so be pretty incredible if he was still alive that would he would have cracked the code to the Fountain of Youth just become a pro ballplayer just hit everybody didn't you it forever mm-hmm I'm offending him now or his family I mess up I'm offended yes you're my dude anyway I don't know how we got so off track but welcome to the

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don't don't how did we end up back here all...
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roads lead to the

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from the creator of inventions such as mouse plaid and vitamin ketchup I'm back y'all give me your money or I'm gonna run away with it anyway what's up these inventions better not be just puns I limited the amount of puns because I know you really don't like them it makes you mad and in order to get your wallet I need you to be happy okay so I'm help myself out here and limit the amount of puns today on on our episode of dink dink dink dink dink wait I need to transfer this this file to you because I'm gonna need to be on my phone so you have to play this don't oh boy sad shy docks your password except all right I'm sending you the chins gonna be the DJ slash the investor I'm Randy so there's two ones the

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music and ones the pitch music music is last so you want me to what is this the screen recording okay you want me to play your pitch music for you yeah we couldn't find the exact pitch music but this is close enough go ahead what's your name what do you do my name is take deep breath are you nervous very nervous don't be nervous for different reasons has nothing to do with this okay I have a big court date later today okay we won't ask do you have that friend the one who's always coming over to your house unn mooster eyes their skin is flaky and dry it doesn't matter the time of year they don't ever moisturize and you just want them to be moisturized but you can't do...
it for them because that's against social norms you can't just like put lotion on people especially if they don't want it but you know they need it a lot of times they claim oh it's gonna get all over my hands if I have to pull ocean on and they don't understand that is a price you have to pay to be moisturized they are dry they're very flaky and dry introducing the lotion blaster 3,000,000 it's a gun that sprays a laser beam of lotion to your friends body it has a range of a hundred yards with pinpoint accuracy it hurts a little but it's fine deal with it because now you're moisturized it's a gun shoots lotion so the problem is now gone of be of having that under eyes friend because I think that is a real problem that a lot of people deal with it's a very specific situation but I kind of feel like it's it's relatable anyway when they're not looking you just snipe them across the living room and it stings them a little bit only 5 out of our 10 research test subjects have been bruised the other 5 they ran away so we couldn't see what happened but all I know is 10 out of 10 we're moisturize after so say goodbye to the awkward conversation of asking them if they would like some lotion and then always inevitably denying you the lotion even though you know they need it and just shoot them with it with lotion Boston or 3 million who wants to invest

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s um how much are you asking for not like money can I have like a...
$400 for for like I'll reserve like three or four guns for you I don't get a percentage of the business you want I don't know what you want do you are you can have a percentage I mean it's just $400 you're like rich right you want there you go just imagine the possibilities it'll be the most moisturize household lock I need to understand the deal what do you okay four hundred fifty nine dollars and you get one percent and then you can have a couple guns for you and your friends do I get any lotion for the guns bring your own lotion all lotions work in it we only tested by three but they all look like a cream well if it makes it if it makes that sound it works in it aquaphor anything that makes that sound okay so you want 450 know you want $459 yes I get 1% yeah do you want to know what we're gonna use the four-inch $59 for build a bigger gun for next year um okay so I mean it's like it's under $500 just here's my response is it I think that one note um even though you only have 1% of the business that you now take 99% of responsibility I have one I'm nine years in the business on paper you do most of the work deal I think your products might offend some people and hurt some people but your intention is really good okay and it's only four hundred fifty nine dollars so yeah we got a deal thank you

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I'll be in contact or I won't okay but I wanna send you a gun for sure can't wait thank you all right up next so Mike...
what's our next deal welcome shirts that startled you I know it startled me even though I said it my name is Hugh cubed my name is Hugh you pronounce the G it's like you but like you pronounce the G H ugh but you pronounce the G huge okay my name is Hugh thank you please don't laugh at my name my name is huge aren't blenders loud yes yeah especially in the morning when you're trying to blend your breakfast shake so loud what's the deal with that well turns out our team of researchers had determined there's actually no reason that they should be loud there's no reason for it to be allowed they looked into it in the science way and it shouldn't be loud but anyway since we couldn't find a reason since we couldn't find a reason for it to you know that it needed to be loud we've came up with one introducing the blender alarm it's the blender so loud that will serve as your alarm is your kitchen far from your bedroom it doesn't matter it's so loud you can hear it ring through the neighborhood and don't worry no one will call the cops because it's very scary and they'll hide it sounds like a horror film but it'll get you up in a jiffy and your breakfast shake will be all done just don't clean him with water it won't be good for you don't do don't clean it with water that's up to you just not water okay or soap what are you asking I would like 15 percent of your pot your tire and you can...
add the company you can have it I'm telling you this is gonna be big okay okay I mean it's really really bad sounding like think about this think of a mixture of the loudest piece of machinery you've ever heard overlaid with like ten people screaming at the top of their lungs so like a jackhammer party yeah yeah but miserable and but it'll wake you up really fast and when you turn on the setting for making your shake / setting the alarm it only lasts for five minutes that's it so only five minutes straight which is 300 seconds of it like that tell us about you how did you come up with this product when I was very young I fell on my ear and I stopped being able to hear things most things and so I had to come up with different ways in my life to cope with not you know only one year but I needed things to be really loud okay so I actually hacked my first pair of ear pods to be just blaring loud in one air pocket that's amazing because the air buds only chemo relatively recently so when I was five yeah and I'm six six I'm hungry it was last year when I do that I'm like oh look it's raining look it's raining I stole your money just give me all like all your money or 90% of it and then you can have this whole company in all my blenders they don't come with the charger I don't know where they all went do you invest I like your story I like you unfortunately I don't want it to exist I think you got a bright future ahead of you...
huge the fact that you're only six me really read or write so I think it's gonna be difficult to be your business that's understandable just take me home okay let's take you okay yeah okay can you stop it one two three chunky cheese is you're supposed a choice and we can go to check Yujin thank you Emily crying okay is this a new person perfect all right I'll take you home after this okay Hugo up no put in the

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is a min with it with a product here he comes my name is club called Club your name is club club okay welcome club have you ever done VR yeah what did you think because most people enjoy VR although it is pretty limiting because it only plays games I want to have an experience in VR not just a game there's no like VR porn I don't I there's only games on VR there's nothing okay introducing V are you sure about that it's a VR mask that only plays John Cena wrestling that's it that's all you get to see and you need it probably because it's really fun to watch John Cena wrestling VR okay okay also don't tell him that I'm doing this he doesn't know that's not right but if we're quick if we're quick we can get away with us know what okay I'm willing to make a deal with him to make a V are you sure about that game okay this and my deal with you is contingent on we get John Cena on board because if we don't we can't just steal his wrestling highlights do you understand change the...
name a little bit like instead of cen a it's C E and na no John Cena no there's still his wrestling highlights so you like the name very sure about that love it and the concept and I think that people would like to watch John Cena and wrestling highlights in VR it would be great it would be great you could be in the ring with him looking around well he's if that footage exists well we have this technology to retro actively insert 360 cameras in the middle of the ring of all of his previous fights in the past in the past retroactively we can go in the past and do it I don't know how that works but we have a team that's very very good at things so okay I'm willing to make a deal with you what are you asking for I just need someone to believe okay I will believe if we get John Cena on board okay so you know I'm right yeah for sure okay so let's pitch this together to John Cena for B are you sure about that John Cena or John Cena Cena Cena so to ends no elisar the real one yes okay all right let's all write him a letter first so he knows we're coming and I can't have $100,000 for this project yes for that you said you money - can I have a hundred thousand dollars what are you gonna do with it I'm going to invest in advertising only okay you're not going on any vacations are you no no I'm gonna create scam Facebook ads that make it seem like you're winning vacations so if you click on it it says win this vacation you...
click and then it grabs their information that's morally reprehensible Julian what are you using the hundred thousand dollars for that is ethically okay product development was a great deal I really like the idea of VR you sure about that the are you sure about that we're gonna use his face as the branding and everything okay great is your kid a filthy mess Oh huge oh I don't have a name I'm just I'm just the person so don't it's about the product I don't want to have to what's your name my name is orange green orange it's not just the color of marbles pillow no that's my name is orange green orange again orange grand that's how you pronounce it good clean fun ah I said the name of their product 250 vas okay is your kid a filthy mess always rolling around the mud oinking it the other kids in the trough do they refuse a bath or shower because they're too busy having fun well time to trick them introducing the new play structure with shower heads and drains built into it introducing good clean fun the kid will slide down the slide but simultaneously get sprayed with water and soap so by the time they're done they don't even need to bathe they can finally and you can I finally have some wine in peace oh my god just don't get the soap in their eyes because it might be toxic I'm not sure yet Julian okay what are you asking for I'm asking for three hundred million dollars for 50% of the business we'd be...
partners baby I I don't have three hundred million dollars three hundred million bits it's okay you have twitch bits I've twitch bits okay I'll take some bits okay here's my thoughts okay I think the idea of a play structure with soap and water is super fun except we can't market it that our kids are stinky okay it's gonna be like a fun so P so place they are the stinkiest things on earth no it's like a water park but with soap so it needs to not be a playground it needs to be more of like a bounce house okay great summery and dangerous so the hard plastic then no but we have to teach them a lesson if they okay so a bounce house with foam soap being sprayed out of the for kids for kids yeah is it like a theme park it'll be a theme park in your yard you buy it and you put it in your yard can you rent it what if I don't want to keep it renting it as a good idea it's will do rentals subscriptions as well yeah it sounds super fun but I don't I have three million twitch bits I do not have three million dollars three hundred million okay great deal yeah yeah I'll see you clean fun good clean fun you need to change your marketing no more have a glass of wine and no more rolling around in their chops there aren't gonna the other kids there know saying kids are owning they are though trying to be you know that's what they do have you ever seen a kid don't say Oh ink in the the marketing material please I see us as...
you've ever seen a kid I just assume that's what they do huge back there if you want your home after this do you need to take him outside to go potty he's not a dog oh I know but he goes potty sometimes outside makes I ok sorry I had to go potty ok fine ready for the next one post mates Julian it is a delivery app hold on I'm gonna pitch it to you this is a delivery app you download on your phone okay and if you're at home if you're at work if you're your friend's house and you want to get some food at your favorite restaurant nearby but you don't want to get in your car and go out and get it or walk over there or whatever you coin the app and you pick from the menu on your phone like you're actually in the restaurant and then you press submit and then a post mate who is your mate right goes and gets it for you in a timely manner and brings it back and says here you go and your first seven days if you use coach Energy lien you get a hundred dollars of free delivery credits added to your account so you get food delivered 365 days a year 24 hours a day pretty damn good wherever you are you look on post mates and you can find a list of restaurants near you that will deliver food to your house via a post mate what do you think of that idea you're moving your hands a lot he wants you to pet it you go what do you think of that idea it's pretty great it's a good idea I think it's gonna catch on probably speaking of catching on...
your underwear is definitely not soft enough because you don't have me oh nice and if you do have me undies Congrats because you're wearing the greatest underwear I wear it all the time general where is their onesies quite a bit we are in love with me and E's okay super super soft three times softer than cotton micro modal fabric if you want you can also sign up for their membership that includes site-wide savings free shipping and new undies delivered to your door each month so every month you wake up well you wake up a bunch of times in a month but one day of the month you wake up and there's a beautiful package of soft underwear with a new print right at your doorstep it's wonderful they even have buddy bands which we love for the dogs there little doggie bandanas same soft fabric really really cute and comfortable for your dog so right now go to me undies comm slash Jenna Julian check it out they have an amazing amazing selection of underwear onesies bra let's all sorts of different soft things for your body and you get 15% off your first purchase in free shipping when you use that URL or click the link below thank you sponsors thank you sponsors okay ready different music so you know on your Apple watch when you're going about your day and there's an alert that comes up that says take a breath you know talking about right I think so I don't yeah it's it's it's called the bre bap it says breathe yeah basically saying relax...
you don't know how to breathe I'm gonna tell you how to do it that's what that's how I read it I am very annoyed at that I'm yeah but I get where they're coming from yeah breathe first of all I hate it and also how boring second of all how boring breathe that's what you're interrupting me for so I can do something that I've been doing all day and didn't have to think about it is literally a human function that you can do subconsciously all the time and yet they want you to focus on it for what mindfulness off introducing I breathe 2.0 instead of telling you to breathe and complimenting you for doing so I breathe 2.0 will challenge you right then in there to hold your breath for an extended amount of time if you fall short though it will insult you loudly so you better not suck you're holding your breath also you cannot turn it off and it automatically links to your scores to your social media I am asking I'm looking for 15 $15,000 if you let me hack your Twitter account and promote it for like a day that's it that's the deal also because you're in proximity to me it's already on all of your watches and you can't turn it off what's the point of this app it's it's an activity and it's too perfect a skill which is holding your breath very long and so you think the best way to hold your breath really long is to just do it regularly yeah random random times when you're not ready it just pops up...
and goes hold you breath for two minutes ago and then if you fall short you get ridiculed by your devices minutes is a long time well that's more of the advanced mode the beginner mode is a minute 59 Joleon novices have been a beginner fit minute 58 baby is a minute 57 your baby can play to just $15,000 and I'll hack your account I like you what are you doing later I'm gonna pass okay well here's the thing no I already said no I listen I appreciate it very much I already hacked to your account yeah 15k off yeah so good luck getting your comeback I'm gonna keep hacking away thank you goodbye okay my name is perma my name is perma hello perma hello Jenna do you like when your boyfriend cuffs you in the bedroom hello we know you probably do and that's why we've invented a new product called cuff i cuff me daddy Julian no it's a pair of handcuffs that you link to your heart right so when your heart rates elevated because you're in a sexy mood hold on a month on the cuffs we'll using the power of magnets float from your closet to above your bed and present themselves to you and your special friend they hurt a little bit but you can just deal with it they also need to charge for 24 hours per use I'm looking for two hundred two hundred are you in two hundred what decide later no you can't just put your hand out two hundred two hundred days of you giving me $100 each day you can have a free pair of I cuffed me daddies and you can have...
as many as you want for your friends also you'd have ten percent of your cut of the company which is two percent I would be the remaining ninety-eight point ninety eight ninety point 98% so here's where I think your strong suits are okay what would shame again perma Parma Parma I think you're really creative at structuring deals and saying what you want yes I am and telling me what I get very good yes and that other people should take notes on how to do deals because what you just did was masterful thank you I am a master um your product is

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y and fun mm-hmm i futuristic don't understand your heart rate gets elevated when you're in a sexy mood I I still had the cuffs read that I still don't understand what you're asking from me I need you to give me money every day for like a hundred days and you can have some of the company for an exchange 33.3% of the company is yours so if you give me money for a hundred days in a row okay well do each day will discuss the amount you plan to talk do can you demonstrate the product for me so you're laying in bed and he nudges you and you know you know what's happening you know your are your heart rate starts to go up a little bit meanwhile in the closet where you keep the I cuff me you have to keep them in the closet well wherever they are okay I just need to be in proximity so okay you know in the room they read that heart rate elevation and they float with magnets from where they are to above your...
bed and just kind of float there right until you're ready to grab them and do your thing okay so my question was if it says this is your heart rate it doesn't just float out of the closet and cuff you well you there are settings for when it automatically cuffs please always home invasion you're not gonna flow it out of your closet and cuff you why would it do that I was a little confused how the product worked oh but why would a home invasion trigger it because your heart is elevated no it only elevates during sexy time I think does it elevate other times well then what if you're working out today know that your hurry okay so I'll get back to you on that come on I got it okay so if you're if your heart rate is elevated for non sexy reasons what will happen is we're going to install a device inside the cuffs where you say no quiero it has to be you know you're know what is it called when you're speaking for yourself it has to be that form okay no quiero so it turns around back to that spot so you just need to be ready to speak a little Spanish in a home invasion or when you're working on I mean that's that seems like a pretty easy workaround and I just came up with it in 30 seconds so imagine what I could do with 100 days of taking out of the closet and just like cuff to you we could do that no okay I'm willing to invest if you can get the deal is contingent on you getting the note no quiero work okay no quiero okay and that...
every day that we talk for a hundred days you first find me a coffee and you don't ask for anything more than two hundred dollars per day per day you got a deal miss don't say anything until we shake hands absolutely deal no and I can have your beanie I really like that beanie thank you good deal do you want one for a personal use sure I'll try it I'm a little afraid that it's it's gonna go off at the wrong just gonna keep it in the gym okay then we'll just be knocking on the door and just sayin okay okay do you ever struggle do you ever struggle when you're baking , life excuse me I struggled baking all the time we know I know I do oh I once tried to make a Minecraft lava cake and it didn't come out just because the baking times were wrong right totally now that is no longer a problem now that is a problem with the past with baked buddy what is baked buddy well baked buddy's your little friend who loves being in the oven to watch over your delicious food so he can let you know when it's ready you program the recipe into him via USB I think and when it's time to take the food out of the oven he will scream at the top of his fake-ass lungs unmistakeably for you to know it's time to get the food out oh the oven but don't take him out of the oven that is his home assembly required lots of it I've been required you must have a Bluetooth compatible oven and he also might be a demon what do you think who is this product...
for it's for those who want to bake I just don't know how to calculate types you know a lot of timers these days did you know that Google homes and Amazon echoes don't time things right if you say set a timer you say hey Google timer 30 seconds it's gonna set it for like 29 or 24 seconds sure so I think that people that can't bake generally struggle with the exact measurements of things and doing things in a certain process with mixing dry ingredients first and wet ingredients and things like that and also baking for specific amounts of time well we did a survey an elementary school and all of our responses said the times that you're supposed to bake for was the most confusing part right because those are elementary school children are they not people they are people thank you they are people are they our demographic I'm gonna be real with you I don't know what that word means I can't you surveyed them because I hey I couldn't get anywhere else so useful I surveyed them are you allowed to do that I'm here now I'll talk about the product um I think it's horrifying and I'm gonna pass okay first of all enjoy your burnt ass cakes from now on second of all please get reconsider no I'm gonna send you a big buddy I do not want a little sick energy in my oven I also don't have a Bluetooth compatible of it nobody does yes so who is your market it's a skin okay thank you I'm all set I'm scamming goodbye so...
I'm here to scam you oh I'm sorry big buddy we'll get it next time all right get ready this is a long pitch okay okay my name is Adam hi Adam introducing hashtag adblock it's like adblock but only for sponsored social posts that's it that's it damn so you know how adblock detects ads on your you know web browser and makes it so you don't to watch them this will go into your social media accounts and on your feed when anyone hashtags add that tweet will not show up I'm ready to buy I didn't tell you how much how much I don't care it's free I just want to know it's like when people do hey I partnered up with Kmart to do this really fun take me give me your money knock it on Instagram yeah you said it to your social accounts so like Instagram Twitter snapchat what is that I know right yeah but all the apps that you use for social you just wanted like yeah you could choose on youtube if you were like I don't want to watch any sponsored content exactly to block it all and so instead of just blocking traditional add videos and pictures that pop up it's it's blocking those creators who are doing pad posts no more hashtag ads on your feed am i right ladies and men I'm ready to buy teal I'm giving it to you think there's a market for that it's for free thank you next one okay another one with cell phones we like reading text messages just like you do okay introducing the NS a please let us read your text...
messages Julianne all you have to do is go to iMessage NS a gov and enter all your info that we asked for in the more in we are the NSA you legally have to do it right now now right now you have to do right now okay come I gone you're gone okay will be thought will be speaking no we won't hello my name is salesman my name is salesman I am telling you about a great new product today it is called special oil it is a petroleum-based mineral / just oil that is a cure-all elixir for many kinds of physiological problems what problems do you have well special oil I will fix it and if you don't believe me too bad I already lifted your wallet when I came in here what do you say why are so many these pictures just you stealing my money it's literally snake oil Wow good stuff no come on give me your money get out snake oil no it's the cure-all No do you remember the phonebook how it would just appear on your doorstep each year how nostalgic it was also really fun to have everyone's personal information at your fingertips oh my god well we're releasing it again but in the 2020 form introducing the phone book again this time instead of a large book we'll send a transition to your phone and line by line in texts we will send you everyone's information that would be in that phone book there is no search function and you cannot get it to stop and it's kind of free what what do you mean kind of free no it's kind of free it's kind of evasive...
well it's not it's not wasting trees we're not cutting down trees I mean you know it's all digital there's no footprint so can't trace us it's a text message yeah text message service with everyone's information yeah it's like line by line search function so you can't find anyone not just scroll up or down yeah so it's like she's like an onslaught of text you know but you're just loaded with information and all they they always say information is power do you want power I think they say knowledge is power I think it's information no I think you can definitely not I'm gonna research okay I'll double-check that but I think it's information is power okay do you want to invest no do you want the service for free no it sounds awful we are number one in the App Store no you're not yeah the App Store a PP it's the new app with another store inside of it that only internally our company is using no the App Store well where are you going I think even they hated that idea they all hated that one get your bed Kermit I'm trying to pitch here I got one more idea here sit with you I got one more idea here you ready it's my last idea don't don't don't give me the big song you know I need a leader hello

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s do you remember me I was on a couple seasons ago when I pitched you vitamin ketchup welcome back thank you and thank you again oh you get back I snuck in okay and thank you for...
congratulating me on all my success you're welcome I got all three of your letters I didn't write you a letter french fries are the best and as you know I am the ketchup connoisseur mm-hmm a ketchup sewer french fries are fun but they're a mess to eat if you're using your hands you get grease everywhere and if you use your a fork you're an insane person aha according to you agreed right you don't use a fork for your fries what if they're like chili cheese fries I'm talking regular fries the kind that you would just want with ketchup or tomato so what do want to put vinegar on it and you know we're talking about ketchup situations here because that is what I specialize in I'm your ketchup guy okay I'm not here to talk about vinegar or salt or chili or anything like that so introducing ketchup gloves a glove that is made entirely a freeze-dried ketchup that releases little parts of itself onto the bite of fry that you pick up with your finger and you can enjoy little bits of catch-up with eat each bite of fries so basically it is packed in there freeze-dried but when it touches the fry it melts into edible form so every little bite little pieces of the glove are now being part of the food until by the time you're done the glove is gone and there's no mess okay here's the thing I don't think that's a bad idea except you're constantly only ever using the freeze-dried part that's touching these fingers...
you're not you're not ever picking up a french fry with the bottom of your palm yeah but okay the thumb would be extra thick okay okay so you could go finger finger one finger to finger three finger four palm one palm to Palm you have to pick up the fry like this yes it takes a little bit of finessing or you have to just pick them up with your hands and shove them into your mouth yes but think about this there's no grease because you're not touching it your hand is just covered in ketchup glove like that and then if you just like ketchup just stick your whole hand in your mouth like this ready like I can't do I can't do it I did the other day I heard your jaw just crack are you okay I I would love me to invest but I really need a ride to the ER okay yes I'm I need a ride I'm in a lot of pain are you actually no scary I'm trying to scare you into giving me money no how much do you want well I think to develop a prototype we need maybe fifteen or sixteen million and you can have 25% of the company for that and I promise I'll use it all RRD and I don't have a gambling addiction I don't know why I thought you're gonna ask I just felt like that question was coming I don't have one okay I don't make that face of me I feel like this product would be better if it were like two little thimbles almost like finger covers like why would you need a whole glove made out of ketchup when you could just do it on your two fingers...
you're onto something I like where you're coming from and you just replace them as the ketchup goes down I like that does it taste good oh really really well yes so how does it if it's fries tried yeah how does it like liquify is that well once it gets in your mouth the heat and the salt of the fries warm it up upon impact we came up with a specific formula of science so the fries have to be hot yes also again if you're eating cold fries I do I don't want you to use my product period comma but if you are using my product just heat up the fries okay I don't have 15 million dollars how about 13 billion 10 million 5 million give me a million you can have 20% do you have any sales well yes I have 4 I have a boat and that has 4 cells and that's me me yeah just give me your hand over good deal thank you so much I'll be sending something to you at some point in time you might hear from I'm gonna be sending something to you at some yes and you definitely don't have a gambling addiction I like I said earlier I don't have a gambling addiction why are you looking around like that I gotta go okay - Vegas thank you so much for listening to my pitch I really appreciate your time and I'm excited to be partners with you all right me too goodbye okay goodbye I disappeared are you also a magician I know baby thanks for the cash well we made it made out with a nice haul today I'll tell you I love when you sell me products I made a lot of money...
you did make a lot with very little promise to deliver on anything yet if yeah but you know sometimes you have to I don't know just it's take people's money but get a little creative with it so but I do think ketchup gloves could be a big hit I think I could I could be the ketchup guy fight perfected vitamin ketchup and then I also had the vitamin pin or the ketchup pinchers right you could eat fries like this and every little bite would have even if it had like ketchup flavoring or something you know maybe a little bit on each we're onto something there mm-hmm where as you squeeze it it squeezed out ketchup on to the fry like the little ketchup packets but they're shaped in like finger gloves there's a little hole at the top so it's it's just like a like a two finger glove and it there's a canister like on your yeah like spider-man yeah and then when you squeeze the fry it squeezes out or we could just straight-up steal spider-man's idea except it's ketchup instead of a web and so when you put it in your mouth you go like this and squirt ketchup into your which is not gonna arm anymore top of your knife yes no like it's coming up like that this actually would work well with another invention I had earlier what's that lotion gun yes it would be shooting so just change out the

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ones lotion ones ketchup that's your equipped for any situationally not a good idea and no mess how well I left so okay a deal has been made...
well thank you Julian for your thanks for having me thanks for having me in the

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y'all it's always one of my favorite things I appreciate it you can catch me on you can buy my audiobook how it's I don't have the title yeah but it's about selling things okay so thanks for having me on the

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yeah this is the time see you next time always it a brilliant always brilliant with me yeah see in Vegas okay goodbye okay bye