Podcast #205 - Solving Your Problems at Work

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Cheerleaders, do you think it's a place for cheerleaders to participate or talk or something? She says I don't know what that is, and they cut her off for that and Finn Glass when she came into the office, the coach, she was like you. I know really she's like where you get your news and she goes on Instagram and you know what could have really helped her because she was like, I wish, what should I do? Should I listen to a

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Think about wearing that uniform until you register for the skin. Well, that's literally the only reason I'm okay with Finglas cutting anyone off on that show. The rest was nonsense, oh boy yeah, I mean she was literally speechless. and she didn't know what to do, you know about everything that's going on and she says: I guess I don't know and she said: I have no words so don't get your Instagram news or else you'll be I'm going to make a fool of myself in the Dallas Cowboys chair, how can you receive news from Instagram? No I don't think that's really a thing, I mean it's a skill in itself, where did you find the news part of Instagram?

I have the beta version for the next Instagram or something. I don't know, she's a young girl. I understand why if you're the head of that organization, you can't in good faith hire a young woman who hasn't heard of it. and then risk the possibility of her coming out and saying that publicly, you know what I mean, yes, it reflects very badly on her organization, yes, but they still cut her, but not to anyone, oh, she literally just I needed to register for the skim and she would be on the soccer field right now living her dreams it's a shame mm-hmm but I know if I'm hiring and I asked someone from the Miche es movement and they say I don't know, I haven't done it .

I have seen that news on Instagram. I'll say I might check her news feeds next time we read a look, but the strange thing is that she would be hiring for a look. Work for a glance. They were interviewing for a job for a glimpse into that setting. Julian, that's my dream job briefly, what do you think about Conor? It could be playing, it doesn't

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I'm on jolbon, watch the skin drop this as a sponsor. now because you, because I said it was a joke, hire me, please, I don't actually work for you, hire me, I'm looking for a side job, okay, briefly, our thoughts on the could be Connor, yeah, just because we didn't want to. make a whole podcast about it. I know some of you are really over that stuff, which is her, if you didn't know there was a big event, see if she this weekend, Conor McGregor fought Khabib Nurmagomedov and it was weird, it was weird. It was a good fight and then there was kind of a miniature fight right after the fight, which is like a punch, as an MMA fan, it's like you never want to see that because immediately everyone's reactions are like, damn , this sport is cruel and stupid.

You know, I don't know, what I thought about the fight was that Khabib did exactly what he needed to do to make you the guy like Connor and there are people who say, "Wow, he could be a boring fighter, but, by the way, he's not going to be necessary". In the meantime we have something else planned for today, just look at the title for those who have seen Kabhi, which interestingly a lot of people didn't know, might know outside of the MMA fan world, but like I've been tearing it up for years . under had 26 wins before that fight, yeah he's an absolute animal, but he doesn't win fights by lying down and praying, that's like a term they use for fighters who just like to take you down, pin you down and win the fight, there was a clear strategy, that was his strategy, yes, and that is definitely one of his strengths.

He's like a bear, he can hold you down. He holds the record for most takedowns in a single fight, whether in five rounds or three rounds, with 21 such takedowns. The goal is to get you to the ground and especially in Connors' big rounds one and two, where he will knock you out. Khabib already had him on the ground and it was through a punch to the face, yes, and then he took him down after that. Good points Connor has never finished anyone outside of the second round, so he neutralized him. Connor put him on his back for the first two rounds, and we know that's when the crowd booed and everyone didn't like it, but his legs were literally bandaged. like it was a strategy and he executed it incredibly well, as boring as it seemed, it's incredibly difficult to do against a guy like Connor, who is athletic like Connor, that high level of fighting seems boring, I understand it, but my point was Khabib.

Isn't that fighter the one who destroys people? He knocks them out, he subdues them, they like to throw them to the ground. He has some of the most terrifying hits and punches anyone has ever faced, so yeah, as maybe he was for most people. like I want to see them stand up and punch, you know they did that for a while, I could take my hat off like an amazing fighting sport, you don't get to see people stand up and punch each other unless it's two strikers fighting each other. to watch mixed martial arts go watch longer if you don't want to watch wrestling stop booing when they are on the ground and he is submitting it is a concept they understand they want because they love the attitude of Connor and his judge and they want to see him come in there and judges him and then watches Connor fight one of the Diaz again, yes they want to see a street fight with some bad attitudes but that doesn't always happen because unfortunately you have to fight other athletes some of which are fighters arts mixed martials Kermit licking the floor in the closet just letting everyone know after the fight was kind of gross, basically, Khabib's team, well, Khabib jumped the fence and went for Dylan Danis, who is a cornerman and a wrestler Conor McGregor's Dylan had been Talking a lot of shit, it may even be his team, so Khabib jumped the fence and saw red and just attacked him and meanwhile the Cubs team jumped the fence to the cage and attacked Connor when he was like helpless, which was shit, everything was shit.

I don't even think there's a need to go into that, like there was a lot of shit going on before this fight. Connor is not innocent in this whole situation, you know, he is the whole bus incident. where he broke a bus window with a dolly and hurt some people and said the things he said regardless of religion, our religious father, yeah, and as many of you know, a lot of people don't understand, you know about politics, yeah , about politics because like if you're not you don't understand what it's like to be from a place you're not from like khabib said he said where I'm from we don't take that lightly ever like someone insults my family my religion my country all bets they're canceled this is him not promoting the fight, yeah, yeah, and for Connor, he's doing what he does best, which is a way that you know, he's chalked up all these things to saying bad things and trash talking. . and to be leading a fight that again, like two wrongs don't make a right, is like the biggest takeaway from all of this, like what Connor did wrong, it might be a little wrong, none of that is right, you just, you know it well, so I have a couple of questions for you.

Yeah, and I don't think you had the answers because I don't think anyone has the answers, but what we talked about last night with Mark and all that, they used the footage of the bus where Conor McGregor threw the dolly at the bus, which worked out. on Michael Chiesa getting it and he privately sued Connor for it because he missed the fight that's why he's currently in the middle, yeah, and the kebee was on that bus, right mm-hmm, yeah, or he could be beating me, right, yeah , someone and that was ugly and disgusting and they use that footage to promote the fight, do you think Dana has any kind of responsibility for profiting and encouraging that type of behavior and then all of a sudden when it all comes down to everyone's safety inside that arena, when could it be? decides to jump the fence and incite a fight basically, do you think any of that is Dana's responsibility?

Yeah, I 100% believe that and I think he'll never admit it because he's Dana and it's like he's eliminating himself in this situation. of the situation, he says okay, let's see what the Commission says, let's let the sanctions be applied correctly, but actually, if you don't use the bus footage in a promo in a promotional video that leads to a fight, then what that does is it takes away from you That situation is something that is even remotely okay in the eyes of the wrestlers or the team because there were no consequences for any consequences, well, as far as we know, I mean, obviously, you probably had to deal with some situations legal and maybe with someone who is not like you. suspended there were no consequences from the UFC for the right thing, that's right, so the fact that the UFC didn't didn't penalize Connor for throwing a dollar through a bus window and hurting people and basically causing assault, right, It's aggravated assault and battery to the point that you're including that situation to promote a fight, by doing that you're saying, well, this is you're being complicit, you're being complicit and you're also normalizing that kind of thing, so when can you jump? fence, says this will be used in the next promotional video.

I don't care because Dana said she would use him again because it's part of the story, yeah, and Dana is a big part of what he does is just brilliant and I respect him so much, but at the same time I know that sometimes when he's around, You know he's, you know he's being held to the fire, he won't, he'll never give up, he'll never be like, yeah, I'm fine, you know? especially in a situation like this where it's so easy to blame all the other parties who also deserve blame, but I think if you don't use that footage in a promotional fight, it sets a completely different tone. in this fight that's not to say that if they didn't use the footage and Khabib did what he did anyway, it could have happened anyway because of what Connor had done and said and Dallisa left his team, so I think he was just a little ugly all around, I think after the incidentStaying with this piece of teacup you just painted for three hours, let me know on this piece of paper by writing a support hotline number and I won't call you and I'll throw this story in the trash is like a safe word of Pottery.

I like him, but that's like a lot of words he just said, so how? Are you going to communicate everything that I know is in the drop it in the air, yes, okay, the drops are a solution for many things or is it a note in the bathroom that is like hidden because the only time you would really like to go to the bathroom while making pottery with all your hands. covered in clay is if you are going through a miserable time and you have no intention of keeping whatever it is, you go to wash your hands and take a break from the misery that you do and you see a little note that says hey if you don't want to keep your cup of tea just write this number and I won't call you this is what I would do, but it's good.

I would take one of the defective ceramic pieces that you are not going to use. one goes shopping, you take him back and make a video of yourself stomping him in two pieces while yelling bad words at him and you save that video and anyone who sends that to you or goes from there to that fake phone number you email . that video and tell them this is what happened to your piece of pottery and then they never come back and you already have their money, well yeah, also since you already have their money you can pursue your own sport, it looks like the trash sport. but you just take all the pottery that OH left me a cool hotline number, add it to your collection and then go out on the weekends and throw it wherever you want to have fun hmm with your friends, that's good, it's clay right ?

If it's ceramic, it's clay, so if you crush it on the ground it will decompose, it's not like you're littering, it's literally littering. I guess everything breaks down. My idea is flawed here, hmm, smash it and then barrel it, throw it away and save the video of you destroying it just for blackmail purposes, yeah right, because you want to have power over these people who have come in to terrorize your workplace, hmm, like that Keep it on hand, you could add different filters to send it to different people you know. so it doesn't look the same and then write a ransom note ok that's fair Brooklyn says guys pee on the floor in the shared bathroom hmm that's how I would put a sign on the met in the shared bathroom and say smile, you are in front of the camera and in parentheses stop urinating on the floor even if there is no camera, but then they will think that there is a camera and then, inside each stall and above the urine stalls, you put another sign that he says why did you ignore the first sign or look at your face winking?

I don't think I have a better solution than that, honestly, just a sign that says smile, you're on camera is completely tariffs, yeah, or you put it up, I'd be too. Well, this is illegal or you do your best detective work. I don't know what this means, but try to figure out who's doing it and then send them a memo where C sees everyone and says, Hi, I know Izzy, who peed on the floor. You stop smiling, how do you know these people are urinating on the floor? Is it like on the shower floor early? No, it's a shared bathroom, so I'm sure it's like the kid is missing his toy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's something you go for. any dirty public bathroom there is urine on the floor yes or you secretly go to the janitor and pay him overtime you say hey I want you to stay I want you to stay in the bathroom all day today okay I will pay you I am contracting If you do this and he is the detective , no one will look twice at the janitor in the bathroom, but he is secretly watching you, so if he sees someone pee on the floor, an ounce of Pete falls on the floor, he will be there to do it. remember those shoes then he will go around the office and look at all his shoes and through the process of elimination he will go up to the guy where he found the shoes and pee on his shoes so you are saying he is retaliating against us for a baby maybe and maybe an accident peeing on them hello again and again I can't think of a better way to get back at him okay? and then when the janitor gets fired, you're like, boy, I'm sorry, we really shouldn't have done that. and then you put it on you say I don't know what you were thinking don't do anything literally don't do anything that way say my boss drinks 6 to 7 shots of espresso every morning and that's why he has crazy eyes and runs around the restaurant the whole ship how can I calm him down oh my god easy change it to decaf before I get there no oh that's cruel because some people are addicted to caffeine yes this guy needs it he has crazy eyes that's a conducive work environment what's happening?

Every time you look at him with crazy eyes instead of listening to what he says, you just burst out and sing some Enya, see if that comments on what that is, oh, that's good, that's good. I also think that simply switching to decaf would pretty much solve the problem overall. all this trouble, but maybe you'll discover something he likes, maybe you like small animals and you bring them to Iceland, which is defined as crazy, I don't know what that is, he's just looking at you, be nice, but what? how is that? caffeinated eyes every day because I drink caffeine and I have eyes so you know what it gives find a way to melt it in his heart because no matter how caffeinated you are, if you're melted you still melt, bring him a stuffed animal.

I'm going to take care of it, bring me a stuffed animal, bring him a stuffed animal, bring him a stuffed animal, a Game Boy, say, hey, oh yeah, bring him a Game Boy, relax and sit outside, then go outside, just break the coffee machine, it's a bit, no, that's good. That's okay, right, um, Mac asks every time I go to the water cooler. Karen is only in front of me once and I feel like I can't master my conversations that work. What I do? Good question Mac, you sign up for the newsletter and right now you can do it completely free and at no cost, just go to this Skim Comus the es ki mmm - MS are common and Julianne signs up and then magically every morning You'll have the skin newsletter with all the information about what's happening in the world it's easy, it's ready to read conveniently at the top of your inbox every morning so you can pop up and say hey Karen, I found out what what you are doing and also contact Skin customer service and try to cancel the subscription.

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Wonderful question someone named Jake hmm asked when people ran in. on the pool deck and they don't listen and then they trip and hit their heads, how can I stop this? I can also have $900. I need it for something. You can't have $900 for anything. So I'm just calling your lifeline. Yes this. This makes me think you're a lifesaver, which I think you should do. They are prohibited from the pool space if they cannot run and then swim. Sorry, yeah, sorry, I'm standing here because Marvel is sitting on my lap because today doesn't feel right, okay, here's the solution, welcome to my feet, look no further, fam, you've been to the pool, Get on the pole, they're cool, they'll put on a wig and come back. a different costume, you know how these people work, okay, this is what you have to do before work one day, head to Home Depot with the company credit card.

No, yeah, okay, grab a bucket of the biggest cherry red paint you can find, okay, go to the pool. It spilled early, the paint splatter made it look like it was a big bloody accident and I just put a little sign there, You know, the sign that sits like a little thing that says wet floor, except you repaint that sign and it says a guy died here because he ran on the pool deck, don't do it, you know too much my goodness. I think it would be effective if I went to the public pool that day and had my floaties on and was ready to go and was ready to jump.

I was ready to run down the side of the pool at the life the guy was looking at and I saw a huge blood spill that had been so messy that it was smeared with cherry red paint that smells like paint. I wouldn't run hmm yeah you know bad o You can also use a fire hose and take it to your lifeguard station so that when someone starts running you spray them so hard that they fall anyway but then you attack them with a water hose mm-hmm no, because You're a lifeguard and everything you say says "oh, the law doesn't play lifeguards." I know I read it once in the lifeguard summary, yeah, and then you yell at them, it's my job to keep you safe and then you jump off the 16-foot lifeguard tower, keep spraying them, do it right, you know, mm-hmm, I think that would definitely show them between Julian's solution and, I think we have a problem on our hands, yeah, sometimes Zoe, sometimes gym participants.

Job. on taking our walkie-talkies and putting them away while working out a little confused by this what to walk first of all expect waiting waiting to read it again participants at the gym I work at taking our walkie-talkies and putting them away while working out keep them with them while They exercise, so they like it. My question is what walkie-talkie does not work there, look, they work, there are no participants, yes, what does that mean? as sponsors, people who pay a membership and go to exercise. I guess this is like we're up to them and go give me that walkie-talkie.

No, there is a much better way to do it. Can you call the strangest sex hotline you can find? Turn on the speaker. Julie, the otherwalkie-talkie next to it. so wherever they are they are going to completely embarrass themselves, right, it's a perfect solution, thank you, thank you and then I will never take it again unless they want to, unless they liked it, then you have a different big problem, hmm, my cubicle friend. he farts loudly and I've often tried to embarrass him by asking him loudly and in front of people to stop it, but it's not going to slow down any time soon, that's coming from Alison, you could get a gas mask, ya You went through that, or you could buy a fart sound effects machine and every time he farts, you fart louder, yeah, yeah, no, this is what you do, what you do.

Make friends with the office manager, who has a connection to the intercom function, and you connect a fart machine to your desk so you have the bun on your desk, but every time you press it, a fart sounds throughout the room. office, so every time he farts, he just farts for the office mm-hmm, so until everything is out of control then you're just living in a fart box and then someone has to do something, but you know it's not you and now the

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are bigger than you and out of your hands so basically you haven't solved the problem but you did it so it's not your personal problem anymore or you do this every time they are far from what you actually say this person farted very well that's what he said he did he tried to embarrass me no but like so yelling this guy just farted he smells like everyone he sees farted, would you like to eat something that makes you fart frequently and then try to do it again?

That's good, that's a good idea, but I don't know how close you are. touch your diet and your body to find out exactly what makes you fart or you just get a stink bomb and just destroy everything like that fart spray or something that smells like fart every time you fart like making a hot mist in the air but you wear a gas mask oh oh I don't do your job this is what you won't get fired this is your day what you put a megaphone under his chair well essentially the same thing because you're just amplifying the noise of a fart one is real, the other one is fake or you could just put a whooping cushion under your chair and spray farts so that every time he farts you fake a fart by sitting on the whooping cushion and spraying fart spray mm-hmm , so you've simply engaged in a fart war. no, and someone will emerge victorious and it will be you, hey, you know what that's good, you didn't start the fart war, yeah, I like you, thanks Chelsea, making people laugh while I say the infamous phrase hello, welcome to Chili's, so I guess your green Chili's or Adam really ruined your life, huh.

I think you have a dresser. I will pass them every day or I know I know a very easy solution. Hmm, you have the vine going around in a loop like on the little podium. when you walk in, you go like this, you press play and it does it for you, then you just take an iPad and you play, you mount it on the podium or you tie it to your chain so you have a chain with an iPad and you walk up to people and you just press play and say hello, welcome to Chili's or you can walk up to the table and say hello, welcome to Chili's, like start blowing smoke from your vaporizer on the table and ask someone to turn it off and then looking at me, wow Adam and then, Now that everyone's laughing you can take their order, yeah, so you start with the vine joke even though it's your job to say hello, welcome to Chili's, but then you continually bombard them with more vines, yeah, or you could say to your boss that you're now becoming a professional Shakespearean impersonator actor, you just start dressing like you're from another century and say hello, do you feel welcome at Chili's?

So you say in this Shakespeare something like that. you can just or open welcome to Chili's pretend you speak Spanish you mean just speak Spanish do it this person named Jason said I play with my coworker and he always takes my loop and also always throws these stun grenades at me after he encloses in a shed honestly I'm not sure if he should piss me off what do you think sounds like a horrible situation that sounds like Jason Sully and it sounds like he's talking about playing with you? I'd quit, I'd do it, I'd find new teammates because It doesn't look like that guy is ever going to stop because he's probably too much fun.

You are a bully. It's too much fun. Which you just described as hilarious. I'm not helping you with your problem. Oh, Lauren says I have a similar coworker. She also takes my bath and pretends to drop items on me while I'm driving. I think these are microaggressions, but HR isn't listening, what should I do? Lauren, yes, I got it all. Oh, they're talking about playing at pub G. Sorry, are you done? The joke is that what is happening is bad, I am a teacher in class B says I am a teacher in class, so having students on their phones is a problem, this is what you do, you leave them all, you prepare a photo that I go to relentlessly airdrop everyone, okay, and then you just airdrop it all the way and the airdrop message says See you on your phone, look up right now, you're getting enough, just threaten your students, forget the airdrop, just bring a gun and oh.

Oh my god, I melt like an ax or something, just carry it over your shoulder, just take it out like paste a message that says: Hey, face the front of the class, just lift the ax over your shoulder mm-hmm, get dressed like a dress. like a lumberjack, growing a beard or putting on a fake one and like oh man what do serial killers do and just scratch it against the wall so it makes a really loud noise, yeah eat your lesson while you do that or you can just You know, send them photos like Nic Cage over and over again, but what if they turn off their air delivery?

Is there a way to override someone's air delivery and just force all air deliveries because if there are any you should hack them? phone, so there are crashes every which way and then it just dumps viruses on your phone mm-hmm. I feel like my real response to that is that that sucks and that makes your job frustrating, but it could also be a person's learning. The style that has something tactile actually helps them learn better even though they could possibly be very distracted, but they also like it, why are you giving them likes if they are going to fail the class depending on how old they are?

Well, they're in high school, so yeah, yeah. but I call him it sounds like a college professor because she said professor my thing is that I understand why you would beep like I understand that your destinies are in your hands if you are not going to pay attention take notes, you are going to fail anyway, but at the same time , if you care about what you're giving, it's annoying when people are just talking on their phones, so honestly, the most embarrassed I've ever felt in a class is like I got caught. on my phone and then all I'll get is an example that my teacher or professor would like to stop everything until everything is quiet and then all of a sudden I realize everyone is looking at me and then I literally never I did it.

I would do that, but I'd go up at one and the minute you see someone on their phone, you're going to show a sign to everyone who's looking at you and say, Hey, everyone else, take your phones and look at them again. Occasionally. the teacher you take your phone and look at it and then everyone just waits. I will say when I was in college I didn't have a laptop and many, many students didn't have laptops like I had a desktop and so on everyone. I once went to a class that had my notes so there's nothing like looking at my phone, there's no need to look at my laptop, but I feel like it's very common nowadays for people to take notes on a laptop or an iPad or something like that.

What is the difference to you if someone is looking at their phone or their laptop? Chances are you're both just looking at something that has nothing to do with glass, so if you imagine his phone is actually just his laptop, you're just standing nearby. You know, because yeah, they're taking notes on the laptop or they're not doing it at all or they're doing both, but it's there, it's his funeral, so yeah, when I was in school I didn't have that, so I just I sat there. Terribly alert and listening well, everything went into my brain, everything Holly says not knowing how to gently explain to my coworker that Bath & Body Works sleeping lotion doesn't actually make you sleep like she doesn't.

I understand it's not medicated and it's a concern every time I use it I just like lavender this is what you do you make sure I'm looking one day take some sleeping lotion and then you just pass out pretend to fall straight to the ground alone I pretend like you're asleep and then you wake up like two hours later like, oh my god, that was such a good night, yeah, it requires you to act, yeah, you have to act like you're asleep, you know that'll do it and then that In fact, I have made the perpetuator worse because then she will want to keep you away from it.

You just change the label, put a new label on top of the sleeping lotion and sit down and type wake up lotion mm-hmm and then take it and then whatever you do. What I have to do is be very energetic mm-hmm I think it's good, yes, good things, by the way, don't do anything we told any of you, this is horrible advice hmm, I think this is a good advice that none of the 95% of my coworkers are religious and I feel like I have to tread carefully. Len SIA's cosplay is Jesus Christ and I'm going to work like this, that's the worst cosplay is the vice of Jesus Christ.

I have the same cosplay that Michael did in the office, only like Jesus did. that at the office, yeah, he dressed up like Santa, but then Phyllis was Santa, so he got really mad, so he turned the Santa suit inside out and it became the Jesus suit, basically, and he took the mustache, ah, it was just a white beard and he was in his words that he was hurt, smug Jesus, Peter, smug Jesus, what were the results of him dressing like Jesus in a workplace? Honestly, she could really go that far with HR. I think they just dropped it, we're his co-workers. very very upset reactions yes it was very negative so how is this a solution?

Well, it's a solution for you. Come on, yeah, not them. You are looking for a solution. Solution. You mm-hmm, you just dress up as Jesus when you have doubts, what if what if? You're not Catholic or Christian or anything like that. Jesus, what if they're all Jewish cosplays? Jesus, do you think that would go well? I don't think anything remotely bad can happen dressing up as Jesus and being too sensitive, you really just work and then just walk around and see what I would do, everyone will be mad, that's how you get fired in less than an hour with Jenna and Julian, oh My goodness, oh boy, what invaluable advice that was.

Hmm, well, for those of you hoping for more serious advice. I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry either because if we had given you that advice it could have been bad and who knows, maybe you would have been accepted, fired and then you would have blamed us. I don't know, it would have been shit, I know. There were a lot of people asking for advice, like you know I'm young for my position, a lot of my colleagues are older than me and they talk down to me and stuff, like a lot of those guys are hard men and people are really shit when it's about the workplace because they feel entitled based on age or whatever and I think, as corny as it sounds, they just stay focused and know how to keep their head down and do your job and not really worry about the people who around you is very hard to do, but yeah, it's probably one of my best tips and there's also some tips like, you know, um.

I arrive early and finish work while my coworkers do. show up directly on time and don't do anything extra. I would just say that you know that you are a little selfish, you know that you do your job and take on your responsibilities in the way that you think your superior would like, but at the same time if he sees that you are doing something that is actually like irritating you because no one else engage in it and like self-preservation, you know, yeah, don't kill yourself to do extra work when you just don't care. I mean, I was always that person who was doing extra work depending on the job you know and it's definitely unfair to compound how unfair it is to think about how unbalanced it is or how you care so much about your job and it seems like the other one. the people around you get away with the bare minimum and don't care, and that's really frustrating, but if anything, what you can carry with you for the rest of your life is your work ethic, you know that's true , as if you are not currently being rewarded. by the way you behave at your job, but in the future you will do it and in the future it will take you further than the people who show up and do nothing to care and don't care, you know what I mean, so do not do it.

Don't let that discourage you enough to change your work ethic, but it's also important to find a middle ground.that keeps you sane, like you're breaking your back to do something without anyone rewarding you for it or caring that you do it however you want. You think about the workhorses you know from our friends and us and the people where it's like you could work the same job for 10 years, then when you're the workhorse and people really start taking advantage of you , they don't pay you. your fair amount like you're just doing everything all the time and like no one's got your back, no promotion, you know what I mean, ten years like you know you need to stand up for yourself, you need to take care of your sanity, but don't let The actions and attitudes of others, even if that is your boss, influence your future work ethic or your current work ethic, but take care of yourself and maintain your sanity.

Great advice, all of it crazy advice and I think there's a point where you realize it's time to move on because you've given a lot to a company or you work really well but you feel like no one appreciates it and you get false promises that you have more to offer than what you're being exactly no, you're like I started here when I was 20 and now I'm 30 and I don't want to do a busy job anymore, yeah, you know, and with that being said, like you haven't. I got to that absolute point, but I realize that there are benefits, even if they're not obvious, there are benefits to you, you know, doing the extra work and going the extra mile and showing people that you care because what could happen , You know? regardless if you get a promotion or whatever, you might run into someone like you, you know what I mean about doing that job or showing interest in a job that you might not have responsibility for yet, you never know who, what kind what a person you are.

You're going to meet someone who might appreciate that in you and maybe get a friendship out of it mm-hmm, you know, but it seems like you guys have a pretty solid hold on your workplaces and if you don't get it right now, you definitely will. they do now. No, I don't see yellow, you know, Bill didn't throw catapults in the trash and start a gambling ring around the dumpster and you're just going to make money and you're just going to get arrested, it'll be fine, don't even worry. Thank you all for listening to the podcast. We appreciate your questions.

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