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Podcast #205 - Solving Your Problems at Work

Podcast #205 - Solving Your Problems at Work
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already discounted order BAM the skin just made me realize that like I was watching an episode of Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders and you know how they have those like fake media training oh like describe that to me yeah so Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders making the team is one of my favorite shows it's brutal they're brutal to those girls but so they're they're the cheerleaders for the Dallas Cowboys and the whole season is just about who makes the team in blah blah blah and one of
the exercises that they put them through is they go through this like media training where they have to you know be in front of a camera and answer some questions that an interviewer asked them and they set them up with like a fake and it's not even real it's very alive it's going nowhere yeah and they give them these like lay up questions like how's training camp been for you and you know what do you think about football in general and this one girl who's like doing really
well in training camp a rookie the woman was like you know what do you think about the me to movement and like as visible women as Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders do you think it's a cheerleaders place to be involved or speak up or anything about that she goes I don't know what that is oh and she got cut for that and Finn glass when she went into the office the coach she was like you know I really she's like where you're getting

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literally only reason I agree with Finglas cutting someone on that show the rest of them were nonsense oh boy yeah I mean she literally just was like I'm speechless and she didn't know what to do you know about anything that's going on and she's like I guess I don't know and and she was just like I have no words so don't get

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news from Instagram or else you're gonna be made a fool of in the Dallas Cowboys chair how can you get news from Instagram I don't I
don't think that's really a thing I mean that's a skill in and of itself where did you find the news part of Instagram she have the beta for like the next Instagram or something I don't know she's a young girl like I understand why if you're the head of that organization you can't in good faith hire a young woman that hasn't heard of that and then risk the chance that she goes out there and says that publicly you know what I mean yeah it reflects really badly on
their organization yeah but still she got cut just but not no one oh she literally just needed to sign up for the skim and she would have been on the football field right now living her dreams it's too bad mm-hmm but I you know if I'm hiring I and I asked someone with the Miche movement is and they say I don't know I haven't seen that news on Instagram I'm gonna say maybe check

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news sources next time we get to skim but the weird thing is I would be hiring for the skim I

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for the skim they were interviewing to

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for the skim in that scenario so Julian that's my dream job briefly what are

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thoughts on the Conor could be play don't

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okay so briefly our thoughts on the could be Connor yeah just because we didn't want to do a whole

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about it I know some of you guys are really over that stuff which is her if you didn't know there was a big you have see if her this weekend Conor McGregor fought khabib
nurmagomedov and it was weird it was weird it was a good fight and then there was sort of like a miniature brawl right after the fight which just like kind of blows as like an MMA fan it's like you never want to see that because immediately everyone's reactions is like damn this sport is vicious and stupid you know I don't know my thoughts on the fight was khabib did exactly what he needed you to be the guy like Connor and there's there's people who are like wow could be was
a boring fighter but I by the way it's not going to take long we have something else planned for today just look at the title for those who have watched kabhi which weirdly a lot of people didn't know about could be you know outside of the MMA fan world but like he's been tearing it up for years he's under had 26 wins going into that fight yeah he's an absolute animal but he doesn't win fights by laying and praying that's like a term they used for wrestlers who just
like take you down and hold you down and win the fight there was a clear strategy that was his strategy yes and that is definitely one of the strengths he's like a bear he can hold you down he holds the record for most takedowns in a single was it five round fight or three round fight for 21 takedowns like that's so stir his goal is to get you on the ground and especially in Connors big rounds one and two where he will knock you out khabib already had him on the ground and it's which
was via a strike to the face yeah and then he got him down after that all good points Connor has never finished someone outside of the second round so he neutralized Connor put him on his back for the first two rounds right which we know that that's when the crowd boos and everyone doesn't like it but he literally had his legs wrapped up like it was a strategy and he executed it incredibly well as boring as it might have looked that is so incredibly hard to do against a guy like Connor
who's athletic like Connor that level grapple high it looks boring I get it but my point was khabib isn't that fighter like he destroys people he knocks them out he submits them he like gets them to the ground has some of the most terrifying ground-and-pound that that anyone has ever dealt with so yes like it was maybe for most people like I want to see them stand up and punch you know they did for a little bit could be hats off like amazing amazing fight sport you don't get to see
people stand up and strike each other unless it's two strikers fighting against each other this to watch mixed martial arts go watch more time if you don't want to see grappling stop booing when they're on the ground and he's submitting him it's a concept understand they want because they love Connors attitude and his judge and they want to see him get in there and judge it up then then watch Connor fight one of the Diaz's again yeah they want to see a street fight with
some bad attitudes but that doesn't always happen because unfortunately you have to fight the other athletes some of which are grapplers mixed martial arts Kermit's licking the floor in the closet just letting everybody know after the fighting was just kind of like gross basically khabib team well khabib jumped the fence and went for Dylan Danis who's a cornermen and a grappler himself of Conor McGregor's Dylan had been talking a lot of shits it can be even his team so khabib
jumped over the fence and just like saw red and just attacked him and then meanwhile Cubs team jumped the fence into the cage and sort of attacked Connor when he was like kind of defenseless which was shitty the whole thing was shitty I don't even think there's really a need to get into it like there was a lot of shitty things leading up to this fight Connor isn't blameless in this whole situation you know he's the whole bus incident where he broke the window with a bus with a
dolly and hurt some people and said the things he said regardless go out religion our religious father yeah and like a lot of you know a lot of people don't understand you know about politics yeah about politics for like you're not you don't understand what it's like to be from a place that you're not from like khabib said he said where I'm from we don't take that ever lightly ever like if someone insults my family my religion my country all bets are off this is him
that's not promoting the fight yeah yeah and to Connor he's he's doing what he does best which is a you know way has chalked all of these things up to saying bad things and trash-talking and be running a fight which again like two wrongs don't make a right is like the biggest takeaway from all this like Connor did wrong could be bit wrong none of it's right like it's just you know well so I have a couple questions for you yeah and I don't think that you had the
answers because I don't think anyone has the answers but what we talked about last night with Mark and everything so they use the bus footage where Conor McGregor threw the dolly into the bus which resulted in michael Chiesa getting her and he privately sued Connor for that because he missed the fight for that he's currently in the middle yeah and the kebee was on that bus right mm-hmm yeah or can be beating me right yeah somebody and that was ugly and nasty and they use that footage to
promote the fight do you think that Dana has any sort of level of responsibility for profiting off of and encouraging that type of behavior and then suddenly when it boils down to the safety of everyone inside that arena when could be decides to jump the fence and incite a brawl basically do you think that any of that is Dana's responsibility yes I do 100% and I think he'll never admit to it because he's Dana and it's like in this situation he's he's kind of removing
himself from the situation he's like okay let's see what the Commission says like let's let the penalties happen right but in reality if you don't use the bus footage in a promotion in a promotional video leading to a fight then what that does is it takes away that situation as something that's even remotely okay in the fighters eyes or the team's eyes because there were nothing consequences for no consequences well the that we know of I mean obviously you probably had to
deal with some legal situations and maybe somebody it's not like you got suspended there was no UFC consequences for correct that's right so the fact that the UFC didn't didn't penalize Connor for throwing a dollar through a bus window and hurting people and basically causing it's battery right it's aggravated assault and battery to an extent you're including that situation to promote a fight you're by doing that you're saying okay well this is you're
being complicit you're being complicit and you're also normalizing that sort of thing so then when can be jumped the fence he's like this is gonna be used in the next promo video I don't care well cuz Dana said I would use it again because it's quote part of the story yeah and Dana is a there's so much of what he does is just brilliant and I respect the hell out of him but at the same time I know that sometimes when when he's you know he's you know he's being
held to the fire he's not he's never gonna give it up he's never gonna just be like yeah I up right you know especially in a situation like this where it's like it's so easy to put the blame on all the other you know parties that also deserve blame but I believe that if you don't use that footage in a promotional fight it sets a whole different tone going into this fight that's not to say that if they didn't use the footage and khabib did what he did anyway like
it could have happened anyway because of what Connor had done and said and dallisa 'td out of his team so I think he was just kind of ugly all around I think after the bus incident Dana was like this is terrible I'm shocked and then he goes and uses it in the pair video and you're like okay well what is it you know like are you happy are you happy behind closed doors that this happen because it's great for promo or you actually piss and shocked I don't know I don't you
know I don't like seeing a UFC champion do act that sort of way I think it's kind of foolish it reminds me of like the early days of the UFC when it was just like a show so I don't know my next question for you is when we were sitting there watching could be you've jumped the fence and start literally a brawl outside of the Octagon my first reaction was like come on be like you're ruining it come on stop it but also I thought that he was gonna be arrested on the spot because
he went out there he punched somebody like there's not gonna be any belt there's not gonna like you got to sold outside of they just broke the law and I understand like Connor had done that to Jose Aldo and he sort of got up in his face but he never liked threw punches or kicks in the audience right charged like it's been done before that someone's jumped on the Octagon and sort of got people riled up yeah but has it happened in the UFC that someone has jumped out and just brawl
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because I've seen people jump into the Octagon including Conor but that wasn't UFC was that no these have been other yeah other events have had this like horrible things happen right there's like strike force had it like Bellator has had we're just right nonsense happens do you think because I I genuinely thought he was leaving in handcuffs like you can't do that yeah and like the way that that could have escalated is just really terrifying do you think that there should be
consequences for what khabib did and obviously it's up to the Nevada Athletic Commission or whatever to decide what happens to his title but what do you think should happen to well there's like what I mean like in the law enforcement arena because if when you come to that do you think that they're separate yeah yes yeah they are definitely are separate so what happens I think so the khabib team got arrested like three of them got arrested right and then Conor didn't want to press
charges so they got let go right but also like I can't I can't say that that's a bad thing because Conor's in no position to press charter and say what you will about Conor he's a big talker he's a big personality but he always loses with class he's never the guy who's gonna he's never gonna you know lose a fight and then cause just right on the spot yeah he's gonna internalize it and use it for the next rematch or whatever but like he he's a classy
fighter yeah when he loses and he was classy he sat there he's also just a little he's a little Irish Street boy like somebody sucker-punched me and I got ganged up on like I'm not gonna press charges it's not in like wild yeah and like also like Connor as an honorable fighter he knows he lost the fight so what would he look like if he loses a fight and then presses charges what would you look like if he loses and presses charges after all the people that he's sort of exactly
calling the kettle black I think what will happen and to kind of just close my argument here what will happen is the Nevada State Athletic Commission whose sanctions that fight in Vegas will hand down the the punishment that they decide on for khabib and his team whether it's stripping was already withheld yes what his purse his payment basically for the fight has been withheld so they'll determine the punishment I don't know what it'll be we're revoking visas for future
fights taking the belt away finding him can they reckon do all they can do all that they can do all of it they can prevent him from ever fighting in the US or the Nevada State state of Nevada again which if you're banned from fighting in Nevada like good luck in the UFC so they'll do whatever they're gonna do then after that the UFC and who knows what goes on for that decision and who's involved I don't know but after that happens the UFC is going to take that they're
gonna follow that and kind of you know follow suit with it so if they if they say okay khabib can't fight for nine months or two years or 12 months because of what he did Dana's gonna be like sorry you don't get the title we're not gonna leave the title just the vacant because he did this you win you win this championship bout you won the title but then it was stripped afterwards that's you know I mean I think we just gotta wait I think he's got away with till the death
letter Commission speaks up I don't know I do think it was exciting I think it was I think he got it went too far and it sucked but at the same time it wasn't you know could have Mel hours so all right last question for you is in terms well we were talking to mark last night about Joe Frazier and Muhammad Ali yeah yeah and about how Muhammad Ali would bring a small gorilla with him and pretend it was Joe Frazier and call him a gorilla in 60s and 70s do you think when promoting a fight
that there should be things that are off limits that don't serve to promote a fight like religion politics race that kind of thing I do like if you if you were holding a press conference in

your

Dana White and you heard Conor McGregor or anybody basically just say like a racial slur or well not even have the press comment on Twitter or any number something about religion yeah do you think that that should be tolerated in terms of promoting a fight I think the only I don't think it should
be I think there definitely should be a no no list to prevent things like this happening also this should be used as an example like hey everyone's not like you okay you grew up in the United States you may have a certain way of shaking things off and doing it to promote a fight but dude this guy's not like you he's from a different part of the world he's from Ireland I'm just talking about the average UFC fighter like the precedents it's setting from last night like I
think people just need to realize first of all that not everyone's like you not everyone takes things lightly and moves on like some people just don't do that they're from a different place in the world and they just they're different I think if I'm Dana White I think I take this opportunity to to put like a hammer down no religious no no sexual orientation no you know no comments like that just to just to try to do

your

best to prevent this but at the same time if someone
does say that and they get fined for it they're gonna eat that fine and get to the fight and whatever might happen might happens though you know what I mean so like there's only so much you can really do but I do think that there should be like sort of a code of conduct a code of conduct for for pushing fights and promoting fights and building rivalries feels like the best-case scenario is that both sides both parties are on board with anything-goes we're just promoting a fight and
then at the end of the day they both collect their paychecks and shake hands and move on but like that's just not the case that's just not real life I'm just asking in theory do you think it's the responsibility of the organization to have some sort of guidelines yeah I do I do I just don't know how effective it could be but it's better than nothing mmhmm yeah I think yeah I think UFC needs to step in and take take a make this into something that wasn't for nothing
yeah you know but which could happen yeah okay last question sorry do you think that Connor deserves a rematch with khabib because he was finished and if not who would you like to see could be fight next deserves it's like what does that even mean now I do you think that no idea or do you think that it will happen because of now the chaos that has ensued that would result in millions of dollars in pay-per-view money I think there will be a rematch yes I don't think you know on paper he
would traditionally deserve a rematch given the fight but he's Connor and he makes the the organization more money than they've ever made by far mm-hmm every single time he shows his face so maybe it's not right away maybe they give Ferguson a shot maybe they put Ferguson with Connor maybe they put pet is with Connor may be Connor moves up or down who knows they're gonna figure out a way to keep Connor in the mix and I do think eventually a rematch will happen yeah I mean I was
exciting to see Connor fight I missed watching him fight hmm anyway if you made it this far welcome to the jenna julie

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inc so I was looking for

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ideas and I stumbled upon rhett and Link and their ear biscuits

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and I was scrolling through their episodes and I found one where they basically gave pretty goofy you know like light-hearted advice to people who have sent in issues that they have at their

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place and so I thought that could be fun to do in a very like light way
like we're pretty much it's gonna meme it up here there might be a couple pieces of actual advice you know spliced in here for you to take home and do what you want with but for the most part we I basically tweeted out from Jenna and Julian what are some of you know the

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for the

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place issues that you deal with and would like advice on so here we are Jenna Julian are we our

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place professionals because we

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oh boy so here here here we go right sure okay and I'm gonna keep it to first names only we'll keep it to first names only so we don't get you in trouble Heather says I always have to take the trash out but I'm little and it's so hard for me to get the trash bags in the big trashcan that the trash people come and empty I always end up having to swing the bags to build up momentum and then fling them how do I make it easier that
sounds like fun swinging the bags I would turn it into a sport I would turn it into a sport have you ever seen what's that Olympic event where they spin around and then they let it go I would do that except I would invite some of

your

co-

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ers down and I would put money on it and then slowly as the money pop builds up of their their money you know you're having them participate then you slowly just like back

your

way out of it and then before you know it they're just competing
throw trash in the bin and you're not even in the mix anymore you bring I know my solution for that is you got to build

your

self a catapult you got to get a plank and put all the trash on one side with

your

back facing the dumpster jump on the plank as hard as you can and long to the trash into it so it goes over you or you what if it rains down trash juice and you're like and then slow motion it's just like dripping trash juice in

your

face it didn't it didn't hurt

your

arms
okay so no catapult okay so pulley system get a rope like a bear trap swing it up there and then just like snip

your

rope or some I don't know figure out a mechanic to let go of the trash or you could go to this in

your

Loudoun steam route and you you oil up a path you get like literal like like like what do you call like um industrial oil and just oil the the floor next to the trash and get a cart and put the trash on it and make a little ramp at the end of the oil and just you're just
gonna run as fast as you can and just shove it into the ramp and then the dolly will magically stop in the trash will just fly into the trash but how about just like a stepstool that's pouring I personally do you should go with option number one you start a trash throwing contest and there's money involved okay you get people going you get people excited you created a Facebook group for it and then all of a sudden by week three they're down there gambling their money away to put
trash into a bin and you're like relieves of

your

responsibility I don't think that that's legal don't tell HR right okay so this person whose name is Marisa so my boss doesn't always tell me when I'm

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ing until my shift starts and then sometimes he barks then everyone keeps asking where's Jenna not sure how to solve this what our unique situation never heard of a situation like that but it sounds tough and I'm sorry that you're going through that what I
recommend you know it sounds like a mod from our twitch stream I would recommend trying to decipher the barks a little bit better so that you could just be on the same page with

your

boss who barks because maybe to the average year it sounds like a bark but to the trained caring co-

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er and my son let her cry for help the end or you could just quit or what what the hell kind of solution is that learn how to speak bark that's a good solution okay learn how to speak fork and then everyone
keeps asking where's Jenna I don't know how I mean maybe just respond to people saying who's Jenna and then just create a conspiracy that you don't know who Jenna is nobody knows who chin is and then it's like the Baron seen the the Mandela effect the Berenstein bears thing where it's like Jenna's suddenly not in the name of anything anymore hmm that's dark quite the solution good swallow I

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at a pottery place this is Sydney okay I

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in a pottery place and
we need customers phone numbers to call them with their pot when their pottery is ready for pickup mm-hmm but people keep leaving support hotlines as their numbers please up here's what the hell really like people don't want their pottery picked up okay why don't you just ask for their email or something like that if they don't want to get called or do they just not want their pottery and generally they just come in to paint it or do it and they don't want to keep it I would
you couldn't give them like an anonymous slip of paper like hey listen I know you came here with

your

girlfriend because she begged you to come but if you don't want to keep this piece of teacup that you just painted for three hours you just let me know on this piece of paper by writing down a support hotline number and I won't call you and I'm gonna throw this thing story in the trash it's like a Pottery safe word I like that but that's like a lot of words he just said
so how are you gonna communicate all that I know it's in the air drop it to them yeah okay drops is a solution to a lot of things or it's it's a note in the bathroom that's like hidden because the only time you would just like really go to the bathroom while you're doing pottery with

your

hands all covered in clay is if you're having a miserable time and you do you have no intention of keeping whatever you're gonna go wash

your

hands and take a break from the misery
that

your

yes and you see a little note that's like hey if you don't want to keep

your

teacup just write down this number and and I won't call you here's what I would do but that's a good one I would take one of the defective pottery pieces that you're not going to use no one's gonna buy you take it out to the back and you record a video of

your

self stomping it in two bits while you yell curse words at it and you keep that video and anyone who sends you that or leaves
there at that fake phone number you email that video to them and say this is what happened to

your

pottery piece and then they never come back and you already got their money in well okay yeah also since you already have their money you could take up

your

own sport look just like the trash sport but like just take all the pottery that OH left me a hotline number great you add it to

your

collection and then you just go out on the weekends and you just throw them wherever the you want for fun hmm
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with

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friends that's good it's clay right if it's pottery it's clay so if you smash it in the ground it's gonna decompose not like you're littering is this literally literally littering I guess everything decomposes my idea is flawed here hmm smash it and then sweep it up and throw it and keep the video of you smashing it just for like blackmail purposes yeah right because you want to have power over these people who have come in terrorize

your

work

place hmm so just
keep that one on hand you could add different filters to it to send to different people you know so doesn't look the same and then write a ransom note okay okay fair enough Brooklyn says guys peeing on the floor in the shared bathroom hmm here's how I would put up a sign in the met in the shared bathroom and I would it would say smile you're on camera and parenthesis stop peeing on the floor even though there's no camera but then they're gonna think there's a camera and
then on the inside of every single stall and on top the the pee stalls you put another sign that says why did you ignore the first sign or watching you winky face I don't think I have a better solution than that honestly just a sign that says smile you're on camera is completely tariffs yeah or or you put it I'd also be like well this is illegal or you do

your

best detective

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I don't know what this means but try to figure out who's doing it and then send them a memo with
C seeing everybody and say hey I know Izzy who peed on the floor could you stop smiley face how do you know these people are peeing on the floor is it like on the shower floor early no it's a shared bathroom so I'm sure it's like the guy's just missing the toy yeah yeah yeah that's a thing you go to any dirty public bathroom there's pee on the floor yeah or you secretly go to the janitor and pay him overtime you say hey I want you to stay I want you to stay in the
bathroom all day today okay I'll pay you I'm contracting you to do this and he's the detective no one's gonna look twice at the janitor in the bathroom but he's secretly got his eye on you so if he sees someone pee on the floor one ounce of Pete drops on the floor he's there for it he's gonna remember those shoes so then he's gonna go around the office and look at all their shoes and by process of elimination he goes up to the guy where he found the shoes and he
pees on his shoes so you're saying that he's retaliating on us for an I baby perhaps and perhaps an accident by urinating on them hi for and on I can't think of a better way to get back at him okay and then when the janitor gets fired you say boy sorry we really shouldn't have done that and then you put it on him you say I don't know what you were thinking don't do anything literally don't do anything that way say my boss has 6 to 7 espresso shots every morning and
therefore has crazy eyes and runs around the restaurant the entire ship how do I calm him oh my god easy switch it out with decaf before he gets there no oh that's cruel because some people are like addicted to caffeine yeah this guy needs to he's got crazy eyes that's conducive

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environment what about every time you look to you with crazy eyes instead of listening to whatever he says you just break out and singing some Enya see if that will comment what's that oh that's
good that's good I also think just switching it out of decaf would pretty much overall solve this whole problem but maybe figure out something that he likes maybe you like small animals and you bring them in Iceland what is define crazy I don't know what that like he's just looking at ya be nice just but like what is that like I have caffeine eyes every day because I drink caffeine and I have eyes so like you know what gives find a way to melt him to his heart because no matter how
caffeinated you are if you're like melted you still melt bring him a stuffed animal I'm gonna take care of it bring me one stuffed animal bring him a bring her stuffed animal a Game Boy say hey oh yeah bring him a Game Boy relax and sit outside then wise outside just just smash the coffee machine it's a bit no no that's good that's good right mmm Mac asks every time I go to the water cooler Karen is just once up ahead of me and I feel like I can't dominate my
conversations that

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$900 for a thing so I'm just ringing

your

lifeguard here yeah this this makes me think that you're a lifeguard what I think you should do they're banned from the pool space if they don't get to run and then get to swim sorry yeah sorry I'm up on my feet up here because Marvel's sitting on my lap cuz he doesn't feel good today okay here's the solution welcome to my feet look no further fam you been from the pool get on the pole they're great they're gonna
put on a wig and come back in a different disguise you know how these these people

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okay here's what you got to do before

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one day head over to Home Depot with the company credit card.not yeah okay grab a bucket of the most cherry red paint you could find okay get to the pool early spill the paint splatter it make it look like it was a big bloody accident and just put a little sign there you know the sign that sits like a little thing that says wet floor except repaint that sign and
says a guy died here because he ran on the pool deck don't do it you know my god too much I think it would be effective if I was going to the public pool that day and I had my floaties and I was ready to go and I was ready to jump I was ready to run along the side of the pool in the life guy was looking and I saw a big blood spill that had been so messy that it's stained into cherry red paint that smells like paint I would not run hmm yeah you know wrong or you could also get like a fire
hose and bring it up to

your

lifeguard station so when someone starts running you spray them with it so hard that they fall over anyways but then you're assaulting them via water hose mm-hmm no because you're a lifeguard and whatever you say goes oh the law doesn't play lifeguards I know I read that one time in lifeguards digest yeah and then you scream at them it's my job to keep you safe and then you jump off of the the 16-foot lifeguard tower you just keep spraying them just
get him good you know mm-hmm I think that would definitely show them between Julian's solution and - I think we have an on problem on our hands yeah sometimes Zoe uh sometimes participants at the gym I

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at take our walkie-talkies and keep them while they

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out a little confused by this what walk it first of all wait wait wait read it over again participants at the gym I

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at take our walkie-talkies and keep them while they

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out they keep them with them while they

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out so
they like my question is what walkie-talkie don't

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there look at they

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there's no participants yeah what does that mean like patrons people who pay for a membership and go

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out I'm assuming this is just like we're up to them and go give me that walkie-talkie no there's a much better way to do this can you call the weirdest sex hotline you could find turn on speaker Julie the other walkie-talkie next to it and so wherever they are they're gonna get completely
embarrassed right it's a flawless solution thank you thank you and then I'll never take it again unless they want unless they liked it that's then you have a big different problem hmm my cubicle buddy farts loud and often I've tried embarrassing him by asking him loudly and in front of people to cut it out but it's not slowing down anytime soon that comes from Alison you could just get a gas mask you were through that or you could buy a fart sound effect machine and every
time he farts you fart louder yeah yes no here's what you do what you Chum up the office manager who has who has a connection to the intercom feature and you hook up a fart machine so

your

desk so you have the bun in

your

desk but every time you press it a fart plays over the whole office so anytime he farts he's just fart for the office mm-hmm so it's until everything's out of control then you're just living in a fart box and then somebody's got to do something but you
know what it's not you and now the

problems

bigger than you and out of

your

hands so you've basically not solved the problem but you've made it so it's not

your

personal problem anymore or do this every time they far than actually you just saying this person farted right really well that's what he said he did he tried to embarrass me no but like just like screaming this guy's just farted smell everybody he farted could you just like eat something that makes you fart a
lot and then just try to do it back to him that's a good that's a good idea but I don't know how closely you're in touch with

your

diet and

your

your

body to know exactly what makes you fart or you just get a stink bomb and just destroy it all like that fart spray or something that smells like fart every time he farts you just like do one hot mist in the air but you wear a gas mask oh oh I don't get

your

job done here's what you're not getting fired here's

your

day what you put a megaphone under his chair well essentially the same thing because you're just amplifying a fart noise one's real one's fake or you could just put a whoopee cushion under

your

chair and fart spray so every time he farts you fake fart by sitting on the whoopee cushion and spraying fart spray mm-hmm so you just you've engaged in a fart war no and someone's gonna come out on top and it's gonna be you hey you know what that's good you didn't start
the fart war yes I like you Thank You Chelsea ass having people giggle as I say the infamous line hi welcome to Chili's so I'm guessing

your

green Chili's or Adam really ruined

your

life huh I think you got a dresser I'll pass them every day or or I know I know a very easy solution hmm you have the vine playing on a loop like on the little podium when you walk in so that you go like this you go and you press play it and it does it for you then like you just carry an iPad and play
that you mount it to the podium or you strap it to

your

chain so you have a chain with an iPad and you up to people and you just press play and it says hi welcome to Chili's or you could walk up to the table say hi welcome to Chili's like start blowing

your

vape smoke out on the table and have like ask one of them to blow it out and then looking at me go Adam and then now that everyone's laughing you can take their order yeah so you start with the vine joke even though it's

your

job to say hi welcome to Chili's but then you continuously like bombard them with more vines yeah or you could tell

your

boss that you're now becoming a professional Shakespeare impersonator actor you just start dressing like you're from another century and go hello dost thou feel welcomed in Chili's so you say in this Shakespearean something like that just just you could or open bienvenidos a Chili's pretend to you speak Spanish you mean just speak Spanish do it this person
named Jason said I play games with my co

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er and he always takes my loop he also always throws these stun grenades at me after he locks me in a shed honestly I'm not sure if I should be upset what do you think that sounds like a horrible situation that sounds like Jason Sully and it sounds like he's talking about playing with you I would quit I would I would find new teammates because it doesn't sound like that guy's gonna ever stop because it's probably way too funny
you're a bully it's way too funny what you just described as hilarious I'm not helping you with

your

problem Oh Lauren says I have a similar co

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er he also takes my loo and pretends to drop items for me while driving I think this is microaggressions but HR won't listen what should I do Lauren yeah I gathered that much oh they're talking about playing pub G I'm sorry are you over the joke is that what's happening my bad I'm a lecturer in class B says I'm a
lecturer in class so having students on their phones is a problem here's what you do you go drop them all you get you prepare a picture that you're gonna just airdrop relentlessly to everybody okay and then you just airdrop it the end and the airdrop message says I see you on

your

phone look up right now you're getting enough just threaten

your

students forget the airdrop just bring a weapon and oh my god I just melt like an axe or something just carry it over

your

shoulder just walk
her out like paste a message that says hey looking look up at the front of class just flip the axe up on

your

shoulder mm-hmm dress as a dressed as a lumberjack grow beard or put a fake one on and just like oh dude the thing with that serial killers do and just like scratch it against the wall so it makes this really loud noise yeah eat

your

lesson while you do that or you can just you know airdrop them pictures of like Nic Cage over and over and over again but what if they turn their air drop
off is there a way to like override someone's air drop and just force all the air drops on because if there are you should hack their phone so there are drops all the ways on and then just drop them viruses onto their phone mm-hmm I feel like my my actual answer to that is like that sucks and that's that makes

your

job frustrating but also a it could be a person's learning style that's having something tactile actually helps them learn better even though they could possibly be
very distracted but also like why do you give a like if they're gonna fail the class depending how old they are well they're in high school then yeah yeah but I call it sounds like a college lecturer because she said lecturer my thing is like I get why you would beep it like I get that their destinies in their hands if they're not gonna pay attention take notes they're gonna fail whatever but at the same time if you care about what you're lecturing like it is annoying to have
people just on their phone sucks so I would honestly the most embarrassed I've ever been in a class at any sort is like I've been caught on my phone and then the all the I'll get made an example of like my teacher or professor will like stop everything till it's like dead quiet and then I all of a sudden realize that everyone's looking at me and then I literally never did so I would do that but I would up at one to where I would the moment you see someone on their phone you
hold up a sign to everyone who's actually looking at you say hey everyone else get on

your

phones and look at them right now and then the professor you get on

your

phone and look at it and then everyone's just wait I will say so when I was in college I didn't have a laptop and many many many students did not have laptops like I had a desktop computer and so every time I would go to class that would have my notes so there is no like looking at my phone there's no looking at my
laptop but I feel like nowadays it's very common for people to take notes on a laptop or an iPad or something like that so like what's the difference to you if someone's looking at their phone or their laptop chances are they're both just looking at something that has nothing to do with the glass so if you envision that their phone is really just their laptop they're just around to you know because yeah they're taking notes in the laptop or they're not at all or
they're doing both but it's there it's their funeral so yeah when I was in school I I didn't have that so I just sat there terribly alert and listening nice it all went into my brain all of it Holly says not knowing how to gently explain to my co

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er that the sleep lotion from bed from Bath & Body

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s doesn't actually make you go to sleep like she doesn't get that it's not medicated and it's concern whenever I use it I just like lavender here's what
you do you make sure she's looking one-day take some sleep lotion and then just pass out pretend like fall like directly on the floor I just pretend like you're asleep and then wake up like two hours later like oh my god that was such a good night yeah it requires you to performance act yeah you have to performance act like you're asleep you know that'll do it and then that I've actually made perpetuator worse because then she's gonna want to keep you away from it more
just change the label put a new label on top of the sleep lotion and sit and just write awake lotion mm-hmm and then take it and then all you got to do is be really energetic mm-hmm I think that's a good one yeah good stuff by the way don't do anything we told you any of you this is horrible advice hmm I think this is a good one that none 95% of my co

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ers are religious and I feel like I have to tread lightly cup Len SIA cosplay is Jesus Christ and going to

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like that that is the
worst cosplay is Jesus Christ vice I have just like Michael did in the office just cosplay as Jesus he did that in the office yeah he he dressed up as Santa but then Phyllis was Santa so he got really upset so he turned the Santa outfit inside out and turn turn into jesus outfit basically and he took the mustache ah it was just a white beard and he was in his words he was hurt petulant Jesus Peter petulant Jesus what were the results of him dressing as Jesus in a

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place I honestly could
really ever got that far with HR I think they kind of just dropped it well we're his co-

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ers reactions very very upset yeah it was very negative so how is this a solution well it's a solution for you let's yeah not them right you're looking for a solution solution you mm-hmm just cosplay as Jesus when in doubt what if what if they're not Catholic or Christian or anything Jesus what if they're all Jewish cosplays Jesus you think that would go over well I don't think
there's anything remotely bad that could happen from cosplaying as Jesus and are overly sensitive really just

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ing and then just walk around see what would I do everyone's gonna be pissed this is how to get fired in under an hour with Jenna and Julian oh my god oh boy what priceless advice that was hmm well for those of you who are expecting like more serious advice a I'm sorry but I'm also like not sorry because if we gave you that advice it might have been bad and who knows
you might have like taken in gone fired and then blamed us I don't know I would have sucked I know there were a lot of people asking like advice like you know I'm young for my position a lot of my peers are older than me and they talk down to me and stuff like that like a lot of that shit's just tough man and people are like really shitty when it comes to the

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place because they feel entitled based on age or whatever it might be and I think that like you know just as cheesy as it
sounds just really just kind of staying focused and you know keeping

your

head down and doing

your

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and not really minding the people around you it's very difficult to do but yeah it's like probably some of my best advice and also like there's some advice of like you know mm I show up early and I get

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done whereas my co-

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ers show up directly on time and don't do anything extra I would just say like you know you little selfish you know do

your

job and take care

your

responsibilities in a good way that you think

your

superior would like but at the same time if you see that you're doing something that is really just kind of like aggravating you because no one else is participating in it and just like self-preservation you know yeah don't kill

your

self to to do extra

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when it's just not really cared about I mean I was always that person that was doing some extra

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depending on the job you know and it is definitely aggravating it unfair when
you think about how unbalanced that is or like how you care so much about

your

job and it seems like the other people around you get away with the bare minimum and don't care and that's really frustrating but like if anything what you get to take with you for the rest of

your

life is

your

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ethic you know that's true like you may not being currently rewarded for the way that you're behaving at

your

job but in the future you will and the future that it will get you farther than
the people that show up and do nothing in care and don't care you know what I mean so don't let that discourage you enough to where you change

your

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ethic but also finding a happy medium that keeps you sane is also important like if you're breaking

your

back to do something without anyone rewarding you for that or caring that you do it like you think about the

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horses that you know of our friends and us and people where it's like you can

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at the same job for 10 years
so where you are the

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horse and people just genuinely start to take advantage of you you're not getting paid

your

fair amount like you're just you're doing everything all the time and like no one has

your

back there's no promotion there's you know what I mean ten years like you know you need to stand up for

your

self need to look out for

your

sanity but don't let the actions and attitude of others even if that's

your

boss influence

your

future

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ethic or current

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ethic but do take care of

your

self and keep

your

sanity great advice all of it crazy advice and I think there's like there is a point of realizing that you're it's time to move on because you've given so much to a company or you do

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so well but you feel like nobody is appreciating it and you're getting false promises you have more to offer than what you're being exactly no you're like I started here when I was 20 years old and I'm 30 now and I don't
want to do busy

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anymore yeah you know and with that said like if you haven't reached that absolute point yet like realize that like there are benefits even if they're not readily apparent there are benefits to you know doing the the extra

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and going the extra mile and actually showing people that you care because what might even happen you know regardless of if you get a promotion or whatever you might just come across someone who's like you you know what I mean by doing
that

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or showing interest in

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that that you may not yet have responsibility for you never know who what kind of person you're gonna meet who might appreciate that in you and maybe you'll get a friendship out of it mm-hmm you know but it sounds like you guys have a pretty solid handle on

your

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places and if you don't well now you do now you definitely don't don't I see yellow you know bill didn't trash catapults and to start a betting ring around the trash
dumpster and you're just gonna make money and it's just just get arrested it's gonna be fine don't even worry about it thank you guys for listening the

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